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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
confused copper school
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superior anglo culture
Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
confused copper school
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
confused copper school
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
lilac mad-dog skullcap
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
confused copper school
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
confused copper school
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Odious chapel degenerate
  05/22/26
His moniker?
stirring fantasy-prone turdskin hairy legs
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Colt
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Disco Fries
blathering well-lubricated electric furnace potus
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
claret talented rigor
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Marvelous Olive Double Fault Volcanic Crater
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Beady-eyed ceo
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Marvelous Olive Double Fault Volcanic Crater
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Odious chapel degenerate
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Marvelous Olive Double Fault Volcanic Crater
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
white flirting nursing home clown
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
confused copper school
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Hot weed whacker
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Impertinent spruce factory reset button dilemma
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
filthy indirect expression
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
confused copper school
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
blathering well-lubricated electric furnace potus
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Unholy spectacular boltzmann
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
confused copper school
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
filthy indirect expression
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
claret talented rigor
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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confused copper school
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Mind-boggling rehab
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confused copper school
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
confused copper school
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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mods
Concupiscible Stage
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Umber Giraffe
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
confused copper school
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lol
lilac mad-dog skullcap
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Mind-boggling rehab
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
confused copper school
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
confused copper school
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Zombie-like Love Of Her Life
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
confused copper school
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
confused copper school
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
confused copper school
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
confused copper school
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
flatulent cruel-hearted heaven foreskin
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They have a pretty sick IG
confused copper school
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
low-t aqua athletic conference meetinghouse
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
Domesticated hell
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Razzmatazz people who are hurt
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Shipley was asking for it.
confused copper school
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AI
blathering well-lubricated electric furnace potus
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Odious chapel degenerate
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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He screwed the pooch
MISO HORNY
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Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts
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Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
OldHLSDude
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: confused copper school

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#50066358)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Snowy Preventive Strike International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: confused copper school

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: confused copper school

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: lilac mad-dog skullcap

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: confused copper school

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: confused copper school

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Odious chapel degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: stirring fantasy-prone turdskin hairy legs

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: confused copper school

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Marvelous Olive Double Fault Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: stubborn bateful den voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: filthy indirect expression



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: high-end frozen kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: blathering well-lubricated electric furnace potus

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: claret talented rigor

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Marvelous Olive Double Fault Volcanic Crater

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Marvelous Olive Double Fault Volcanic Crater

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Odious chapel degenerate

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Marvelous Olive Double Fault Volcanic Crater

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: white flirting nursing home clown

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: confused copper school

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Hot weed whacker

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Impertinent spruce factory reset button dilemma

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: filthy indirect expression

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: confused copper school

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: blathering well-lubricated electric furnace potus

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Unholy spectacular boltzmann

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: confused copper school

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: filthy indirect expression

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: claret talented rigor

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: lilac mad-dog skullcap

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: confused copper school



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling rehab

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: confused copper school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: confused copper school

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: useless peach forum

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Odious chapel degenerate

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible Stage

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: aphrodisiac spot therapy

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Learning disabled 180 theater stage circlehead

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: aphrodisiac spot therapy

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Learning disabled 180 theater stage circlehead

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Pontificating Pungent Abode Toaster

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: aphrodisiac spot therapy

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Umber Giraffe

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: confused copper school

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: lilac mad-dog skullcap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Mind-boggling rehab

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: low-t aqua athletic conference meetinghouse

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: confused copper school

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: low-t aqua athletic conference meetinghouse

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: confused copper school

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: low-t aqua athletic conference meetinghouse

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Zombie-like Love Of Her Life

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: confused copper school

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: confused copper school

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: confused copper school

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: confused copper school

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: flatulent cruel-hearted heaven foreskin

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: confused copper school

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: low-t aqua athletic conference meetinghouse

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: thriller locus

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Domesticated hell

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz people who are hurt

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: confused copper school

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: blathering well-lubricated electric furnace potus

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Odious chapel degenerate

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: lake internet-worthy immigrant theater

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899877)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: MISO HORNY

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#50068093)