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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
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  06/25/12
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Abnormal Slap-happy People Who Are Hurt Goyim
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  08/19/16
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dashing thirsty love of her life heaven
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
dashing thirsty love of her life heaven
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
dashing thirsty love of her life heaven
  06/25/12
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dashing thirsty love of her life heaven
  06/25/12
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  06/25/12
...
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  06/25/12
Jesus
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  06/25/12
literally rofling
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  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
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  08/02/12
crying
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  09/16/22
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dashing thirsty love of her life heaven
  06/25/12
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Hairraiser Salmon Depressive
  06/25/12
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plum electric legend chapel
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Excitant ocher parlor
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
floppy piazza
  08/02/12
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Concupiscible Temple
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
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  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
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  06/25/12
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  06/25/12
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  10/07/14
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  06/25/12
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  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
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  08/21/13
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  06/25/12
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  06/25/12
how does he do it?
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Concupiscible Temple
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
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  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
dashing thirsty love of her life heaven
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
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  06/26/12
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Concupiscible Temple
  06/27/12
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  06/27/12
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  08/02/12
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  06/29/12
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dashing thirsty love of her life heaven
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another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Lime Point
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
floppy piazza
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
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  08/02/12
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  08/21/13
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disturbing dilemma
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Dull Motley Menage Partner
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: dashing thirsty love of her life heaven

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Abnormal Slap-happy People Who Are Hurt Goyim

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: rusted generalized bond incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: dashing thirsty love of her life heaven

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: dashing thirsty love of her life heaven

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: dashing thirsty love of her life heaven

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: dashing thirsty love of her life heaven

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: plum electric legend chapel

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser Salmon Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Boyish set volcanic crater

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: contagious newt office

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Lime Point

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: umber stimulating rigor place of business

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Spruce Odious Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: indigo toaster crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: trip white new version

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: disturbing dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Awkward chartreuse dingle berry



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Laughsome theater mother



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: charcoal judgmental community account



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: charcoal judgmental community account



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Claret sticky boiling water stage



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Brilliant vivacious masturbator casino



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: sable soul-stirring internal respiration

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: dashing thirsty love of her life heaven

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser Salmon Depressive

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser Salmon Depressive

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: plum electric legend chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Excitant ocher parlor

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: floppy piazza

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Concupiscible Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: buff blathering theater stage kitty cat

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: marvelous balding clown

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser Salmon Depressive

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: amethyst forum quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Hairraiser Salmon Depressive

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: floppy piazza

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Dull Motley Menage Partner

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: dashing thirsty love of her life heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: mustard titillating immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Mahogany hell

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Diverse bistre parlour cumskin

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: dashing thirsty love of her life heaven

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: transparent well-lubricated university

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: dashing thirsty love of her life heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Impressive offensive goal in life site

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: dashing thirsty love of her life heaven

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: bossy bespoke pit private investor

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Cracking elastic band lay

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: dashing thirsty love of her life heaven

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: dashing thirsty love of her life heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Lime Point

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: floppy piazza

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: floppy piazza

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Talented kink-friendly theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: dashing thirsty love of her life heaven

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: soggy philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: floppy piazza

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Cracking elastic band lay

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: dashing thirsty love of her life heaven

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: floppy piazza

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: passionate shivering station

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: floppy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Talented kink-friendly theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Smoky self-absorbed juggernaut location

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Talented kink-friendly theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: dashing thirsty love of her life heaven

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: indigo toaster crackhouse

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: floppy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Concupiscible Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: indigo toaster crackhouse

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Dull Motley Menage Partner

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: indigo toaster crackhouse

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: disturbing dilemma

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Dull Motley Menage Partner

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: nubile ruddy dragon

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible Temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible Temple

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Arrogant Karate Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Low-t Ruby Shrine

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: disturbing dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Scarlet Charismatic Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Indecent misanthropic public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Indecent misanthropic public bath

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Chrome Base Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: stubborn french chef background story

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: floppy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Appetizing stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: snowy exciting spot azn

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: spectacular sexy field double fault



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: aromatic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: fishy giraffe gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: provocative erotic haunted graveyard locale

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: fear-inspiring degenerate

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Appetizing stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: floppy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Appetizing stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Irradiated den ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Impressive offensive goal in life site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: vigorous walnut really tough guy

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: blue dead boltzmann

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Angry Orchestra Pit Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Impressive offensive goal in life site



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: hairless gunner



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: bateful violet sound barrier



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: red exhilarant digit ratio

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Adventurous Wagecucks Affirmative Action



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pale Hospital



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: tiny pink ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#49964828)