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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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lol at white womyn
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What a 180, I wish I could see the video
vigorous abnormal jewess
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
Supple idiotic foreskin
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dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
Greedy Marvelous Selfie
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Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
federal hunting ground tattoo
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cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
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"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
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It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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tyft
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180
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awesome
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
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Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: duck-like odious faggot firefighter point

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: duck-like odious faggot firefighter point



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: duck-like odious faggot firefighter point



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Mauve Infuriating Trailer Park

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: vigorous abnormal jewess

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Supple idiotic foreskin

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Greedy Marvelous Selfie

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: federal hunting ground tattoo

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Greedy Marvelous Selfie

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: tripping flickering old irish cottage tanning salon

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: apoplectic cobalt heaven

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#46312473)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Mega Feces



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: duck-like odious faggot firefighter point

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Telephone

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling violent knife coldplay fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Geriatric dog poop

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone genital piercing

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: narrow-minded pontificating prole bawdyhouse

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Primrose Fluffy Quadroon

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#46312483)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: French crusty piazza

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: sickened azn

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: floppy theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#46313493)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: floppy theater stage



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: turquoise trip deer antler alpha



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