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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  08/14/13
tell me
Soul-stirring casino potus
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  08/14/13
lol tyft
tripping wrinkle roommate
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Bespoke poppy codepig internal respiration
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
trip balding theatre cuck
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Black Brunch
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stirring menage toaster
  05/12/15
so underrated
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brass fluffy liquid oxygen dog poop
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
spectacular shrine jap
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Fishy wonderful round eye
  08/14/13
lmao
Soul-stirring casino potus
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Galvanic deranged goal in life international law enforcement agency
  12/11/24
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Charcoal Bearded Nibblets
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
spectacular shrine jap
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
180 abode
  08/14/13
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tripping wrinkle roommate
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
out-of-control glittery athletic conference
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
rofl
Soul-stirring casino potus
  08/14/13
180
Multi-colored Pozpig
  08/14/13
rofl
Very tactful diverse piazza puppy
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
green sticky spot sex offender
  08/14/13
lol
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up-to-no-good copper old irish cottage
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Canary talented circlehead filthpig
  03/24/21
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Thirsty bbw water buffalo
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Twisted Greedy Laser Beams
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tripping wrinkle roommate
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cordovan ceo stock car
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Fishy wonderful round eye
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
cordovan ceo stock car
  08/14/13
best of thread
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
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magical crusty public bath
  08/14/13
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Charcoal Bearded Nibblets
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Charcoal Bearded Nibblets
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  08/14/13
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tripping wrinkle roommate
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
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tripping wrinkle roommate
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
tripping wrinkle roommate
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
self-absorbed box office
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Fishy wonderful round eye
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Snowy free-loading milk
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Soul-stirring casino potus
  08/14/13
180
At-the-ready lilac heaven degenerate
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hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
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Black Brunch
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Sick territorial mediation stain
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Snowy free-loading milk
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
magical crusty public bath
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
magical crusty public bath
  08/14/13
lol
Titillating Twinkling Institution Boltzmann
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
cordovan ceo stock car
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
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magical crusty public bath
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
mischievous station becky
  08/14/13
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supple clear home wagecucks
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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Canary talented circlehead filthpig
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
magical crusty public bath
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
magical crusty public bath
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
arousing talking resort striped hyena
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
filthy topaz corner french chef
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
out-of-control glittery athletic conference
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
out-of-control glittery athletic conference
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Multi-colored Pozpig
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Milky Office
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
useless feces alpha
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
magical crusty public bath
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
filthy topaz corner french chef
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
arousing talking resort striped hyena
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
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concupiscible impertinent queen of the night
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
filthy topaz corner french chef
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
filthy topaz corner french chef
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
filthy topaz corner french chef
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
filthy topaz corner french chef
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
filthy topaz corner french chef
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
filthy topaz corner french chef
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
tripping wrinkle roommate
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
tripping wrinkle roommate
  08/14/13
whatever
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Internet-worthy zombie-like orchestra pit sound barrier
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
magical crusty public bath
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
cordovan ceo stock car
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  08/14/13
lol
At-the-ready lilac heaven degenerate
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  08/14/13
180
Multi-colored Pozpig
  08/14/13
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citrine stimulating chapel ratface
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
cordovan ceo stock car
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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Lascivious site tank
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Multi-colored Pozpig
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Multi-colored Pozpig
  08/14/13
lol tyft
tripping wrinkle roommate
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
tripping wrinkle roommate
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
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wild affirmative action
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
At-the-ready lilac heaven degenerate
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
flatulent hominid
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Appetizing school place of business
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Multi-colored Pozpig
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Multi-colored Pozpig
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
magical crusty public bath
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Multi-colored Pozpig
  08/14/13
165
cerebral fear-inspiring space
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  08/14/13
lmao
tripping wrinkle roommate
  08/14/13
...
concupiscible impertinent queen of the night
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Frisky new version national
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
vivacious church twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
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Lascivious site tank
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
Pics?
aquamarine exciting brethren
  08/14/13
link?
Galvanic deranged goal in life international law enforcement agency
  08/17/13
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Soul-stirring casino potus
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Vermilion histrionic cuckoldry plaza
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Comical dull location candlestick maker
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
magical crusty public bath
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
kink-friendly business firm jewess
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
unhinged whorehouse keepsake machete
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
unhinged whorehouse keepsake machete
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
unhinged whorehouse keepsake machete
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Cerise macaca
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
unhinged whorehouse keepsake machete
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Chocolate misanthropic telephone legal warrant
  08/14/13
Underrated
cerebral fear-inspiring space
  08/15/13
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up-to-no-good copper old irish cottage
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Cerise macaca
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Chocolate misanthropic telephone legal warrant
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Bateful Obsidian Library Chad
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
magical crusty public bath
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
awkward half-breed area
  08/14/13
lol
bat shit crazy vibrant lettuce
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
awkward half-breed area
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
bat shit crazy vibrant lettuce
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
awkward half-breed area
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Cerise macaca
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
magenta nursing home masturbator
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
arousing talking resort striped hyena
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Crystalline Azn
  08/14/13
180
embarrassed to the bone cracking tanning salon
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
bat shit crazy vibrant lettuce
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
indecent rehab haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
bat shit crazy vibrant lettuce
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Hairless Sienna Depressive
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zippy generalized bond
  08/14/13
180
unhinged whorehouse keepsake machete
  08/14/13
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Chocolate misanthropic telephone legal warrant
  08/15/13
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kink-friendly business firm jewess
  08/17/13
...
Haunting Sanctuary Gunner
  09/11/13
Lmao
Dun university roast beef
  06/07/17
...
Twisted Greedy Laser Beams
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Domesticated honey-headed legend address
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Hairless Sienna Depressive
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Racy sadistic school cafeteria yarmulke
  08/14/13
lol
unhinged whorehouse keepsake machete
  08/14/13
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underhanded fragrant selfie cruise ship
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Motley point
  08/14/13
180
Laughsome trump supporter scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Bright Theater Stage National Security Agency
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Contagious Foreskin Voyeur
  08/17/13
poignant
Odious dragon garrison
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Frozen Coral Church Building Fat Ankles
  08/17/13
...
Hairless Sienna Depressive
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Haunting Sanctuary Gunner
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
aromatic carmine weed whacker sandwich
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Bateful Obsidian Library Chad
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
trip balding theatre cuck
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
excitant stage
  12/28/13
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abnormal irate stage
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
electric fortuitous meteor
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Grizzly kitchen nowag
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
violent immigrant useless brakes
  03/10/14
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Black Brunch
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
mischievous station becky
  05/12/15
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Jade locale ape
  01/19/16
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indecent rehab haunted graveyard
  10/25/17
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Galvanic deranged goal in life international law enforcement agency
  11/29/15
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Galvanic deranged goal in life international law enforcement agency
  12/23/15
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Black Brunch
  01/05/16
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Galvanic deranged goal in life international law enforcement agency
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Swashbuckling claret regret
  06/07/17
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Jade locale ape
  09/22/17
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hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
cocky set background story
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
sable misunderstood pit
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
cocky set background story
  07/18/18
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Canary talented circlehead filthpig
  04/30/19
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Galvanic deranged goal in life international law enforcement agency
  06/21/20
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Galvanic deranged goal in life international law enforcement agency
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Purple Son Of Senegal
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Canary talented circlehead filthpig
  12/16/21
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Soul-stirring casino potus

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: tripping wrinkle roommate

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Bespoke poppy codepig internal respiration

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: trip balding theatre cuck

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Black Brunch

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: stirring menage toaster



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Bossy Tattoo Karate

so underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#29635524)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: up-to-no-good copper old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Sick territorial mediation stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: mauve heady range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Opaque Irradiated Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Thirsty bbw water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Charcoal Bearded Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: brass fluffy liquid oxygen dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Twisted Greedy Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Transparent mind-boggling pervert principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: brass fluffy liquid oxygen dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: spectacular shrine jap

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Fishy wonderful round eye

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring casino potus

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Galvanic deranged goal in life international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Charcoal Bearded Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: spectacular shrine jap

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: 180 abode

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: tripping wrinkle roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: out-of-control glittery athletic conference

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Soul-stirring casino potus

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Multi-colored Pozpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Very tactful diverse piazza puppy

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: green sticky spot sex offender

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: bat shit crazy vibrant lettuce

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: indecent rehab haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: up-to-no-good copper old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Canary talented circlehead filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Thirsty bbw water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Twisted Greedy Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: cordovan ceo stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: tripping wrinkle roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: cordovan ceo stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Fishy wonderful round eye

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: cordovan ceo stock car

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: magical crusty public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Charcoal Bearded Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Charcoal Bearded Nibblets

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: tripping wrinkle roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: tripping wrinkle roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: tripping wrinkle roommate

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: self-absorbed box office

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Fishy wonderful round eye

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Snowy free-loading milk

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Soul-stirring casino potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: At-the-ready lilac heaven degenerate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: boyish impressive preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: indecent rehab haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Black Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Sick territorial mediation stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Snowy free-loading milk

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: magical crusty public bath

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: magical crusty public bath

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Titillating Twinkling Institution Boltzmann

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: cordovan ceo stock car

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: magical crusty public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: mischievous station becky

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: supple clear home wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: cordovan ceo stock car

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Dashing partner hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: magical crusty public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: aromatic carmine weed whacker sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: aromatic carmine weed whacker sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Canary talented circlehead filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: magical crusty public bath

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: magical crusty public bath

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: arousing talking resort striped hyena

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: filthy topaz corner french chef

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: out-of-control glittery athletic conference

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: out-of-control glittery athletic conference

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Multi-colored Pozpig

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Milky Office

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: useless feces alpha

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: magical crusty public bath

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: filthy topaz corner french chef

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: arousing talking resort striped hyena

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: concupiscible impertinent queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: filthy topaz corner french chef

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: filthy topaz corner french chef

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: filthy topaz corner french chef

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: filthy topaz corner french chef

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: filthy topaz corner french chef

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: filthy topaz corner french chef

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: tripping wrinkle roommate

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: tripping wrinkle roommate

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Internet-worthy zombie-like orchestra pit sound barrier

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: magical crusty public bath

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: cordovan ceo stock car

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: At-the-ready lilac heaven degenerate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Multi-colored Pozpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: citrine stimulating chapel ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: cordovan ceo stock car

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Lascivious site tank

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Lascivious site tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Multi-colored Pozpig

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Multi-colored Pozpig

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: tripping wrinkle roommate

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: tripping wrinkle roommate

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: wild affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: At-the-ready lilac heaven degenerate

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: flatulent hominid

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Appetizing school place of business

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Multi-colored Pozpig

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored Pozpig

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: magical crusty public bath

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Multi-colored Pozpig

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: cerebral fear-inspiring space

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: tripping wrinkle roommate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: concupiscible impertinent queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Frisky new version national

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: vivacious church twinkling uncleanness

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Lascivious site tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: aquamarine exciting brethren

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Galvanic deranged goal in life international law enforcement agency

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Soul-stirring casino potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic cuckoldry plaza

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Comical dull location candlestick maker

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: magical crusty public bath

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: kink-friendly business firm jewess

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: unhinged whorehouse keepsake machete

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: unhinged whorehouse keepsake machete

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: unhinged whorehouse keepsake machete

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic organic girlfriend

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Cerise macaca

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: unhinged whorehouse keepsake machete

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Chocolate misanthropic telephone legal warrant

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: cerebral fear-inspiring space

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: up-to-no-good copper old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Cerise macaca

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Chocolate misanthropic telephone legal warrant

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Bateful Obsidian Library Chad

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: magical crusty public bath

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: awkward half-breed area

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: bat shit crazy vibrant lettuce

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: awkward half-breed area

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: bat shit crazy vibrant lettuce

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: awkward half-breed area

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Cerise macaca

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: magenta nursing home masturbator

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: arousing talking resort striped hyena

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Crystalline Azn

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone cracking tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: bat shit crazy vibrant lettuce

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: indecent rehab haunted graveyard

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: bat shit crazy vibrant lettuce

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Hairless Sienna Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: zippy generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: unhinged whorehouse keepsake machete

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Chocolate misanthropic telephone legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: kink-friendly business firm jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Haunting Sanctuary Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Dun university roast beef

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Twisted Greedy Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Domesticated honey-headed legend address

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Hairless Sienna Depressive

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Racy sadistic school cafeteria yarmulke

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: unhinged whorehouse keepsake machete

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: underhanded fragrant selfie cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Motley point

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Laughsome trump supporter scourge upon the earth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Bright Theater Stage National Security Agency

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Contagious Foreskin Voyeur

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Odious dragon garrison

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Frozen Coral Church Building Fat Ankles

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Hairless Sienna Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Haunting Sanctuary Gunner

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: aromatic carmine weed whacker sandwich

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Bateful Obsidian Library Chad

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: trip balding theatre cuck

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: excitant stage

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: abnormal irate stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: electric fortuitous meteor

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Grizzly kitchen nowag

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: violent immigrant useless brakes

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Black Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: mischievous station becky

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Jade locale ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: indecent rehab haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Galvanic deranged goal in life international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Galvanic deranged goal in life international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Black Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Galvanic deranged goal in life international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling claret regret

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Jade locale ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: hyperactive judgmental sweet tailpipe indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: cocky set background story

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: sable misunderstood pit

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: cocky set background story

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Canary talented circlehead filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Galvanic deranged goal in life international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Galvanic deranged goal in life international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Purple Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Canary talented circlehead filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Canary talented circlehead filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#44198924)