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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Flushed rigpig
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Flushed rigpig
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Flushed rigpig
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Flushed rigpig
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Flushed rigpig
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
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  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm
  08/18/13
k
Trip plum tanning salon
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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  08/18/13
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  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
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  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
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  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm
  08/18/13
180
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What did she say back?
Flushed rigpig
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Flushed rigpig
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
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  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
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  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Flushed rigpig

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Flushed rigpig

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Flushed rigpig

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Flushed rigpig

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Flushed rigpig

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Trip plum tanning salon

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Trip plum tanning salon

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Maize Very Tactful Home

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: up-to-no-good pocket flask whorehouse

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: naked telephone national security agency



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted dog poop

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: up-to-no-good pocket flask whorehouse



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Bright mewling national



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Excitant Menage Generalized Bond



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Chestnut Stirring International Law Enforcement Agency

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: sepia exciting church building

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling flesh boiling water den

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: comical coral pozpig meetinghouse

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: comical coral pozpig meetinghouse

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: comical coral pozpig meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Flushed rigpig

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Flushed rigpig

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Flushed rigpig

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Flushed rigpig

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Plaza Azn



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: doobsian aphrodisiac brunch friendly grandma



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: naked telephone national security agency

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#37304247)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Spectacular sexy station

criminally underrated

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: High-end Marvelous Garrison Queen Of The Night

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: comical coral pozpig meetinghouse

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Indigo Factory Reset Button



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: ruddy sweet tailpipe locus



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: up-to-no-good pocket flask whorehouse



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Aqua bateful library stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: fantasy-prone brass trump supporter

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: jade impressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: electric stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: buck-toothed potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: odious shivering box office internal respiration

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Indecent trailer park

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: provocative state death wish

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: provocative state death wish

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Haunting deer antler

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Indecent trailer park

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Trip plum tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Henna racy genital piercing set

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: jade impressive bawdyhouse

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: comical coral pozpig meetinghouse

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Spectacular sexy station

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: up-to-no-good pocket flask whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: thirsty address quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: thirsty address quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: up-to-no-good pocket flask whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: buck-toothed potus

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: sepia exciting church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Bright mewling national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible Dilemma Prole

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling old irish cottage

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Mind-boggling old irish cottage

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling old irish cottage

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling old irish cottage

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: translucent judgmental windowlicker site

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling old irish cottage

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling old irish cottage

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling old irish cottage

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: translucent judgmental windowlicker site

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Onyx Love Of Her Life Place Of Business

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: dashing geriatric pit

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling old irish cottage

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Mind-boggling old irish cottage

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling old irish cottage

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling flesh boiling water den

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling flesh boiling water den

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: lascivious hall keepsake machete

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: lascivious hall keepsake machete

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling old irish cottage

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: vigorous crawly mexican



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Disgusting pervert

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Black marketing idea indian lodge

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Sooty Nudist Lodge Jew



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: zombie-like principal's office



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: talented purple school cafeteria

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: yapping clown ratface

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: red alcoholic wagecucks church

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring step-uncle's house

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: naked telephone national security agency



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Sooty Nudist Lodge Jew



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: appetizing people who are hurt



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Spectacular sexy station

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Insecure laughsome legend pisswyrm



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: vigorous crawly mexican



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#50002879)