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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
red locus
  09/15/13
explain.
sapphire hilarious dilemma
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
red locus
  09/15/13
this is not bad
amethyst razzle-dazzle mediation french chef
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
deep tanning salon pistol
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
Bronze floppy plaza
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
glassy multi-colored people who are hurt senate
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
cerebral church
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
amethyst razzle-dazzle mediation french chef
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
blue resort puppy
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Passionate Sepia Immigrant
  09/15/13
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well-lubricated elite university idea he suggested
  09/15/13
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sapphire hilarious dilemma
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
amethyst razzle-dazzle mediation french chef
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
red locus
  09/15/13
...
motley chartreuse hissy fit
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
domesticated useless brakes
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
bright free-loading school corn cake
  09/15/13
its ok.
red locus
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
anal cruise ship
  09/25/15
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red locus
  12/03/15
180
Frozen stock car parlour
  12/03/15
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red locus
  01/22/16
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arousing nowag liquid oxygen
  01/22/16
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motley chartreuse hissy fit
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
red locus
  06/22/16
...
Frozen stock car parlour
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
red locus
  06/21/17
do you pay?
Wild bateful state
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
red locus
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
Wild bateful state
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
red locus
  06/21/17
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red locus
  03/16/18
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red locus
  05/16/18
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red locus
  07/03/19
180
heady arrogant national
  07/03/19
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red locus
  07/30/19
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red locus
  02/11/23
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orchid aphrodisiac orchestra pit twinkling uncleanness
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
razzle school cafeteria
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
Unhinged tank
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
Self-absorbed trailer park blood rage
  02/11/23
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galvanic chest-beating police squad
  10/25/23
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red locus
  03/10/24
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red locus
  04/21/25


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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: red locus

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: sapphire hilarious dilemma

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: red locus

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: amethyst razzle-dazzle mediation french chef

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: deep tanning salon pistol

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Bronze floppy plaza

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: glassy multi-colored people who are hurt senate

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: cerebral church

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: amethyst razzle-dazzle mediation french chef

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: blue resort puppy

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Passionate Sepia Immigrant

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: well-lubricated elite university idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: sapphire hilarious dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: amethyst razzle-dazzle mediation french chef

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: red locus

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: motley chartreuse hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: domesticated useless brakes

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: bright free-loading school corn cake

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: red locus

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: anal cruise ship

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: red locus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Frozen stock car parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: red locus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: arousing nowag liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: motley chartreuse hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: red locus

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Frozen stock car parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: red locus

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Wild bateful state

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: red locus

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Wild bateful state

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: red locus

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: red locus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: red locus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: red locus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: heady arrogant national

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#38477704)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: red locus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: red locus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: orchid aphrodisiac orchestra pit twinkling uncleanness

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: razzle school cafeteria

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: Unhinged tank

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park blood rage

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: galvanic chest-beating police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: red locus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: red locus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2]#48867830)