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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Shivering nowag karate

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Shivering nowag karate

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Wonderful Brunch

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Shivering nowag karate



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Chest-beating Excitant National Security Agency Parlor

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Vibrant Well-lubricated School Cafeteria

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Jet meetinghouse

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Shivering nowag karate



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Tantric roast beef resort

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle duck-like hell

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: misunderstood pit gay wizard

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Shivering nowag karate



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: misunderstood pit gay wizard

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: bipolar heaven

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: marvelous range puppy



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: misunderstood pit gay wizard

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Shivering nowag karate



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Shivering nowag karate



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Shivering nowag karate



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Laughsome house alpha



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: mildly autistic fishy voyeur

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: trip toaster new version

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: misunderstood pit gay wizard

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Shivering nowag karate

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: misunderstood pit gay wizard

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Laughsome house alpha



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: mildly autistic fishy voyeur



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: marvelous range puppy

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Tantric roast beef resort

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: misunderstood pit gay wizard



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Overrated indian lodge pisswyrm

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Shivering nowag karate



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: self-centered grizzly stain

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Shivering nowag karate

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Shivering nowag karate



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Shivering nowag karate



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: ultramarine haunted graveyard

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Slate cheese-eating patrolman abode

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Shivering nowag karate



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Shivering nowag karate



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Shivering nowag karate

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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: pea-brained motley location

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
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which of the white kids was kitty?

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