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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

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he’s such a dunce
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This is actuality extremely 180
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not knowing stuff is awesome haha
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lmao why would you decide to be this gay
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decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping p...
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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Like the Ramones
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Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
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“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too?...
khaki parlor jewess
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Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by ...
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Donald Trump
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That's actually really alpha
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lol 180
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He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own ...
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Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed
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Tim D'Apple
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*leans into mic* https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoa...
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ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned
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the mlk quote is so faggot
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https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook
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cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this....
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Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end
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Having a good day so far?
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  03/11/19
The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/A...
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: shivering degenerate

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: vivacious nudist ratface sweet tailpipe

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: shivering degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: cowardly slap-happy mexican home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: histrionic mental disorder hissy fit

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: 180 ebony yarmulke university



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Hilarious fighting foreskin



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Turquoise Step-uncle's House



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: rose space



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Razzle macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37891752)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Cerebral theatre

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: comical house-broken roommate

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: Vengeful amber area main people



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Stimulating principal's office milk



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: Cerebral theatre

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Vengeful amber area main people

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: comical house-broken roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: lake hyperventilating goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Turquoise Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: Arousing Scarlet Deer Antler

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Motley organic girlfriend church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: 180 ebony yarmulke university

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: racy black background story



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Motley organic girlfriend church building



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: Insanely creepy splenetic gunner church

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: Vibrant Pocket Flask Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Turquoise Step-uncle's House

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: khaki parlor jewess

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Snowy Vigorous Parlour Jew

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Curious frum trust fund market

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Erotic public bath half-breed



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Arousing Scarlet Deer Antler



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: Insanely creepy splenetic gunner church

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: laughsome kitchen electric furnace



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Self-absorbed dog poop

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: Flushed At-the-ready Station Corn Cake

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: insecure twinkling office ladyboy



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: Vengeful amber area main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37892891)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: Rusted Shaky Tattoo

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: Clear garrison



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: Self-absorbed dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37897702)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Self-absorbed dog poop

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Provocative Stock Car

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Purple stage

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: Claret piazza

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: frozen excitant theater factory reset button

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: magical location

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: laughsome kitchen electric furnace



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: Supple Dead Resort Cuckold

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Misanthropic brunch

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Arousing Scarlet Deer Antler



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: lake hyperventilating goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: Turquoise Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: henna harsh fortuitous meteor tanning salon



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: shivering degenerate

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: Erotic public bath half-breed

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Charcoal judgmental twinkling uncleanness library

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Charismatic Domesticated Blood Rage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: indigo territorial address

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: ruby skinny woman national

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: laughsome kitchen electric furnace

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: peach unhinged dopamine

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: lake hyperventilating goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Claret piazza

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Insanely creepy splenetic gunner church

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: Brass meetinghouse

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Sienna electric volcanic crater

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: shivering degenerate

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: khaki parlor jewess

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Cyan misunderstood telephone forum

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2]#37915994)