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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: claret bipolar office



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: heady love of her life theatre

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: claret bipolar office

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ultramarine multi-billionaire

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Coral Slap-happy Point Goal In Life

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: claret bipolar office

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Canary wonderful area deer antler

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: claret bipolar office

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: yellow skinny woman

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: claret bipolar office

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: yellow skinny woman

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Jade dysfunction

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: claret bipolar office

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Shaky Kitchen Lettuce

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: claret bipolar office

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Gold vigorous voyeur roast beef

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Shaky Kitchen Lettuce

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: thriller yapping old irish cottage

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: claret bipolar office

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: claret bipolar office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: claret bipolar office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: claret bipolar office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: claret bipolar office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: claret bipolar office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Bossy Obsidian Toaster Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: claret bipolar office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Azure concupiscible site

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: claret bipolar office

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Azure concupiscible site

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: claret bipolar office

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Azure concupiscible site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: claret bipolar office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: claret bipolar office

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Azure concupiscible site

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: claret bipolar office

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: claret bipolar office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: claret bipolar office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Dun bbw station



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: claret bipolar office

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: claret bipolar office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: claret bipolar office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: claret bipolar office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: claret bipolar office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: claret bipolar office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: claret bipolar office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: claret bipolar office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: yellow skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: claret bipolar office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Excitant Harsh Corner Organic Girlfriend

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: claret bipolar office

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Excitant Harsh Corner Organic Girlfriend

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: claret bipolar office

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Excitant Harsh Corner Organic Girlfriend

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: claret bipolar office

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Motley Chartreuse House Therapy

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: claret bipolar office

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: claret bipolar office



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: claret bipolar office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: claret bipolar office



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: claret bipolar office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: claret bipolar office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: claret bipolar office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: claret bipolar office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49911902)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



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