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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
aphrodisiac area
  07/17/22
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Opaque sick step-uncle's house
  07/17/22
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Azure Filthpig
  07/17/22
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Swashbuckling zippy den
  07/18/22
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aphrodisiac area
  09/29/22
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aphrodisiac area
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Adventurous Autistic Old Irish Cottage
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Adventurous Autistic Old Irish Cottage
  01/07/23
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Swashbuckling zippy den
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Vivacious laser beams ape
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Vivacious laser beams ape
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
bespoke incel
  03/18/23
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aphrodisiac area
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Vivacious laser beams ape
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
angry thriller knife
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
cordovan dead address
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
slap-happy learning disabled center
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
slap-happy learning disabled center
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
slap-happy learning disabled center
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Outnumbered piazza
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
slap-happy learning disabled center
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
slap-happy learning disabled center
  08/23/24
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slap-happy learning disabled center
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
slap-happy learning disabled center
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
slap-happy learning disabled center
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
slap-happy learning disabled center
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Orchid Pisswyrm
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Indecent hyperventilating therapy toilet seat
  09/28/24
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aphrodisiac area
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
slap-happy learning disabled center
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
slap-happy learning disabled center
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Opaque sick step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Azure Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Swashbuckling zippy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Adventurous Autistic Old Irish Cottage

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Adventurous Autistic Old Irish Cottage

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Swashbuckling zippy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Vivacious laser beams ape

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Vivacious laser beams ape

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: bespoke incel

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Vivacious laser beams ape

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: angry thriller knife

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: cordovan dead address

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: slap-happy learning disabled center

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: slap-happy learning disabled center

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: slap-happy learning disabled center

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Outnumbered piazza

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: slap-happy learning disabled center

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: slap-happy learning disabled center

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: slap-happy learning disabled center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: slap-happy learning disabled center

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: slap-happy learning disabled center

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: slap-happy learning disabled center

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Orchid Pisswyrm

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Indecent hyperventilating therapy toilet seat

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: slap-happy learning disabled center

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: slap-happy learning disabled center

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#49932244)