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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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Jfc
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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sure bud
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This is so fucked up.
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bossy carmine liquid oxygen mad-dog skullcap
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Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
Pungent Vigorous Clown
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
vivacious mildly autistic address nowag
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
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Transparent soggy locus
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Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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arousing corn cake
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
plum idiotic pit
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Self-centered Electric Furnace Gaping
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Big if true
burgundy domesticated den
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So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Tick tock spaceporn
buck-toothed whorehouse
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Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
coral coiffed spot partner
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You’re fucked pal
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I’m doing great 👍 You are so fucked it’s ...
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Transparent soggy locus
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Jesus.
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
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When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
coral coiffed spot partner
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couple weeks ago. you?
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bateful canary space prole
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
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new here?
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
coral coiffed spot partner
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I can confirm.
bateful canary space prole
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throwaway?
electric school nibblets
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I can't say more.
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i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really ...
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new poaster, first day?
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like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
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This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
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SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
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this board is like a schizophrenic AI
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Comical Market Affirmative Action

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: hyperventilating diverse library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: fragrant ivory wrinkle crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Ungodly submissive goyim

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Dashing house

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Transparent soggy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed shrine

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: fragrant ivory wrinkle crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Excitant goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Transparent soggy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: turquoise coffee pot incel

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: bateful canary space prole

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: bossy carmine liquid oxygen mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Pungent Vigorous Clown

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: vivacious mildly autistic address nowag

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: cracking stag film sandwich

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Transparent soggy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: fuchsia parlour

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: arousing corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: plum idiotic pit

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: Self-centered Electric Furnace Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: burgundy domesticated den

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: arousing corn cake

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Comical Market Affirmative Action

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: bossy carmine liquid oxygen mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: buck-toothed whorehouse

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: coral coiffed spot partner

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: buck-toothed whorehouse

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: coral coiffed spot partner

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Transparent soggy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: provocative insecure faggotry

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Gold Fortuitous Meteor

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: tan rehab ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: plum idiotic pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Comical Market Affirmative Action

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: coral coiffed spot partner

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Comical Market Affirmative Action

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Comical Market Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: bateful canary space prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: chocolate dingle berry

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender son of senegal potus

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: fragrant ivory wrinkle crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: electric school nibblets

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: coral coiffed spot partner

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: bateful canary space prole

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: electric school nibblets

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: bateful canary space prole

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: electric school nibblets

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: bateful canary space prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: chocolate dingle berry

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Ungodly submissive goyim

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: chocolate dingle berry

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Greedy Center Jew

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: vivacious mildly autistic address nowag

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: electric school nibblets

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Greedy Center Jew

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: tan rehab ladyboy

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Puce Church Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: tan rehab ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Brindle bonkers kitchen

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: marvelous flushed stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: electric school nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: shivering buff temple



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: vivacious mildly autistic address nowag

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Puce Church Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: adventurous cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Abusive contagious institution

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Infuriating digit ratio hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Transparent soggy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: vivacious mildly autistic address nowag

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#48360611)



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