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Imagine if Superman was black. He'd be literally raping and killing everything

No person, business, or nation would be safe. At absolute...
big filthpig state
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fragrant set
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fragrant set
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important thread
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Painfully honest frozen fanboi
  09/17/23
Water would be his kryptonite
dashing clear gay wizard
  09/17/23
no, a job would be
big filthpig state
  09/28/23
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fragrant set
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fragrant set
  09/28/23
Classical music
Racy roommate
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8
Trip round eye
  09/17/23
lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up wi...
Useless Fantasy-prone Mad Cow Disease
  09/28/23
is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.
domesticated sadistic lay incel
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Adventurous Gold Piazza
  09/28/23
It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (...
Lake Talented Tanning Salon
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Costumed smoky puppy voyeur
  09/17/23
Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or tha...
Hairraiser university
  09/28/23
dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm
big filthpig state
  09/28/23
Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for ...
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big filthpig state
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Filthy new version
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medicated multi-colored jew coldplay fan
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TURD SANDWICH
  04/08/26
well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.
SkaddenArse
  04/08/26


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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: big filthpig state

No person, business, or nation would be safe.

At absolute best he'd focus on a rap career instead of helping anyone.

Lois lane would be a jungle bunny.

There would be no Jonathan Kent since he would have left Clark and Martha on day 1 of him arriving from Krypton.

Martha would be a crack addict.

I'm obviously assuming that in this alternate universe the whole Kent family is black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2]#46808088)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: fragrant set



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:07 PM
Author: fragrant set



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:13 PM
Author: fragrant set

important thread

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:15 PM
Author: Painfully honest frozen fanboi



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:14 PM
Author: dashing clear gay wizard

Water would be his kryptonite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2]#46808187)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:21 AM
Author: big filthpig state

no, a job would be

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: fragrant set



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Date: September 28th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: fragrant set



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: Racy roommate

Classical music

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:17 PM
Author: Trip round eye

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Useless Fantasy-prone Mad Cow Disease

lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up with it on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2]#46854791)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: domesticated sadistic lay incel

is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2]#46854851)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:46 AM
Author: Adventurous Gold Piazza



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: Lake Talented Tanning Salon

It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (Michael Che) writes the white guy's jokes for him and they're all racist

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:32 PM
Author: Costumed smoky puppy voyeur



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Hairraiser university

Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or that he was a dark skinned Kryptonian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2]#46854794)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: big filthpig state

dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Adventurous Gold Piazza

Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2]#46854814)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: big filthpig state



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: Filthy new version



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Date: September 28th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: medicated multi-colored jew coldplay fan



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Date: April 8th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: TURD SANDWICH ( )



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Date: April 8th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: SkaddenArse

well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2]#49803466)