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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Deep people who are hurt locus
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
light library
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
charcoal candlestick maker
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
bat shit crazy pontificating sanctuary psychic
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Vengeful ebony tanning salon
  08/30/25
...
Fragrant set messiness
  09/05/25
, he lisped
fighting salmon lodge
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Laughsome cuckold
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Deep people who are hurt locus
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Laughsome cuckold
  08/31/25
...
Misunderstood double fault
  08/31/25
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
charcoal candlestick maker
  08/31/25
delusional take
Misunderstood double fault
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
charcoal candlestick maker
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
disrespectful hairraiser toaster trust fund
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
charcoal candlestick maker
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Puce organic girlfriend tattoo
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
charcoal candlestick maker
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Deep people who are hurt locus
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
charcoal candlestick maker
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Deep people who are hurt locus
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Puce organic girlfriend tattoo
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
charcoal candlestick maker
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
charcoal candlestick maker
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
charcoal candlestick maker
  09/03/25
List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was ...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Puce organic girlfriend tattoo
  09/05/25
...
charcoal candlestick maker
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
seedy violent gaming laptop selfie
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Puce organic girlfriend tattoo
  09/05/25
...
charcoal candlestick maker
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
charcoal candlestick maker
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Puce organic girlfriend tattoo
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Deep people who are hurt locus
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
slippery sick yarmulke
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
charcoal candlestick maker
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
slippery sick yarmulke
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
charcoal candlestick maker
  09/05/25
Kenny
Puce organic girlfriend tattoo
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Deep people who are hurt locus
  09/06/25
...
Stubborn Jewess
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
charcoal candlestick maker
  09/06/25
...
Stubborn Jewess
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Deep people who are hurt locus
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
charcoal candlestick maker
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
charismatic mildly autistic weed whacker
  09/07/25
Explain
Deep people who are hurt locus
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
citrine spectacular pisswyrm senate
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Deep people who are hurt locus
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
charcoal candlestick maker
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Deep people who are hurt locus
  09/07/25
...
disrespectful hairraiser toaster trust fund
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
charcoal candlestick maker
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
charcoal candlestick maker
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
charcoal candlestick maker
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
charcoal candlestick maker
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
charcoal candlestick maker
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
charcoal candlestick maker
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
charcoal candlestick maker
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Puce organic girlfriend tattoo
  01/18/26
...
charcoal candlestick maker
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Jet Bat-shit-crazy Stag Film
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
charcoal candlestick maker
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
charcoal candlestick maker
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
charcoal candlestick maker
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
charcoal candlestick maker
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
charcoal candlestick maker
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Deep people who are hurt locus
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
charcoal candlestick maker
  01/31/26
Sinner lost
Deep people who are hurt locus
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
charcoal candlestick maker
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
charcoal candlestick maker
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
charcoal candlestick maker
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Disgusting Arousing Den
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
charcoal candlestick maker
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
charcoal candlestick maker
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
charcoal candlestick maker
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Puce organic girlfriend tattoo
  05/28/26
...
charcoal candlestick maker
  05/28/26
...
Deep people who are hurt locus
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
Puce organic girlfriend tattoo
  07/12/26
...
charcoal candlestick maker
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Olive Roommate Becky
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
Puce organic girlfriend tattoo
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  09/09/26
OP wrecked everyone itt
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
...
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  09/09/26
Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all bla...
The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT
  09/09/26
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Deep people who are hurt locus

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: light library

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: bat shit crazy pontificating sanctuary psychic

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Vengeful ebony tanning salon

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Fragrant set messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: fighting salmon lodge

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Laughsome cuckold

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Deep people who are hurt locus

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Laughsome cuckold

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Misunderstood double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225821)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#50125880)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Misunderstood double fault

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: disrespectful hairraiser toaster trust fund

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Puce organic girlfriend tattoo

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Deep people who are hurt locus

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Deep people who are hurt locus

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Puce organic girlfriend tattoo

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49234977)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was made

Alcaraz, Carlos

Arnaldi, Matteo

Auger-Aliassime, Félix

Cobolli, Flavio

Djokovic, Novak

Fery, Arthur

Khachanov, Karen

Menšík, Jakub

Shelton, Ben

Sinner, Jannik

Tiafoe, Frances

Zverev, Alexander

Add Taylor Fritz and Lorenzo Musetti if you go back to May 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#50125851)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Puce organic girlfriend tattoo

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: seedy violent gaming laptop selfie

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Puce organic girlfriend tattoo

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Puce organic girlfriend tattoo

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Deep people who are hurt locus

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: slippery sick yarmulke

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: slippery sick yarmulke

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Puce organic girlfriend tattoo

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Deep people who are hurt locus

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Stubborn Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Stubborn Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Deep people who are hurt locus

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: charismatic mildly autistic weed whacker

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Deep people who are hurt locus

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: citrine spectacular pisswyrm senate

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Deep people who are hurt locus

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Deep people who are hurt locus

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: disrespectful hairraiser toaster trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Puce organic girlfriend tattoo

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Jet Bat-shit-crazy Stag Film

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Deep people who are hurt locus

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Deep people who are hurt locus

Sinner lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Disgusting Arousing Den

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Puce organic girlfriend tattoo

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Deep people who are hurt locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Puce organic girlfriend tattoo

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Olive Roommate Becky

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Puce organic girlfriend tattoo

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

OP wrecked everyone itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#50124663)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

Bros, this article literally says that the #1 player lost to #56 because he got tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#50126050)