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First Message from Aliens: "Why are you humans such trash?"

"We stay hidden because we dont like you, you are terri...
lavender resort azn
  04/05/26
Solved
Yapping boiling water orchestra pit
  04/05/26
and there it is
lavender resort azn
  04/05/26
"We sent you a couple hybrid 'guys' a few thousand year...
lavender resort azn
  04/05/26
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Yapping boiling water orchestra pit
  04/05/26
pretty sure this will be the plot line the US government rol...
alcoholic flirting giraffe alpha
  04/05/26
"Dont make us resort to "The Great Flood" aga...
lavender resort azn
  04/05/26
...
Yapping boiling water orchestra pit
  04/05/26
Please aliens, nuke Israel and help us be better
Balding School Community Account
  04/05/26
"We will take under consideration. Israel is lost to Sa...
lavender resort azn
  04/05/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: lavender resort azn

"We stay hidden because we dont like you, you are terrible on so many levels. You ruin everything you touch. We are going to leave now. Please do better, humans, because the universe does not like you."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2]#49795658)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Yapping boiling water orchestra pit
Subject: Solved

https://caitlinjohnstone.com/2019/12/22/why-everything-is-fucked/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2]#49795661)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: lavender resort azn

and there it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2]#49795686)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: lavender resort azn

"We sent you a couple hybrid 'guys' a few thousand years ago, to teach you some basic rules or commandments or whatever, simple stuff to ensure you all live a peaceful and safe life, and we even encoded some of it into your DNA, but still...you remain total pieces of shit."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2]#49795676)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: Yapping boiling water orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2]#49795679)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:04 PM
Author: alcoholic flirting giraffe alpha

pretty sure this will be the plot line the US government rolls out eventually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2]#49795687)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: lavender resort azn

"Dont make us resort to "The Great Flood" again, we've used that one a couple times and quite frankly, its getting old. Each time we wiped you out, we hope you come back stronger and better but you know what? You don't."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2]#49795703)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: Yapping boiling water orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2]#49795708)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: Balding School Community Account

Please aliens, nuke Israel and help us be better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2]#49795706)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: lavender resort azn

"We will take under consideration. Israel is lost to Satan. Oh, and yes...Satan is real."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2]#49795714)