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Should I fire one of my shitlaw associates?

Her job is "intake," which basically means sales. ...
Passionate ceo
  04/06/26
She sounds fat and brown
fuchsia gay wizard shitlib
  04/06/26
Correctamundo. Although if she was making her sales goals I...
Passionate ceo
  04/06/26
sales is phenotype imho
rebellious spruce black woman
  04/06/26
CR even over the phone and especially with proles. They basi...
Fantasy-prone sneaky criminal
  04/06/26
Wow
gibberish (?)
  04/07/26
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butt cheeks of Hormuz
  04/07/26
There are some great CLEs out there on "making your sal...
Provocative french stag film mad cow disease
  04/06/26
Seems like that does not serve the purpose of CLE.
diverse transparent tank pervert
  04/06/26
Practice area? Fat and brown would work well for crim maybe ...
Medicated vivacious fortuitous meteor
  04/06/26
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exciting iridescent library
  04/06/26
sounds like an obvious yes. you could also tie her comp to h...
blathering contagious potus feces
  04/06/26
She's already paid purely on commission. She doesn't sell, ...
Passionate ceo
  04/06/26
My take is that if she works hard you should keep her. Hire ...
stirring trailer park
  04/06/26
Was definitely planning to offer her another job in the firm...
Passionate ceo
  04/06/26
shrewd. you don't need an EoD suit on your hands. Maybe sp...
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  04/07/26
Yeah I'm sure he just needs to invest MOAR resources and eff...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  04/07/26
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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Passionate ceo

Her job is "intake," which basically means sales. She is one of the attorneys who talks to the teeming mass of humanity that contacts my shitlaw firm daily, and tries to convince them to pay us money.

She has been doing the job for a couple of months now. I hired her after another chick who was covering her sales territory quit. Previous chick did very well incidentally.

Anyway, she has never really taken off. Has had like one good week in her time in the job, usually is about 30-50% below the sales of her predecessor. Is also defensive and resistant to coaching. I have spent a lot of time sitting with her on calls. She works hard and says the right things, but it's just not clicking. Should I fire her? If not, how do I get her on track?

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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: fuchsia gay wizard shitlib

She sounds fat and brown

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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Passionate ceo

Correctamundo. Although if she was making her sales goals I wouldn't care what she is. How did you know?

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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: rebellious spruce black woman

sales is phenotype imho

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone sneaky criminal

CR even over the phone and especially with proles. They basically can’t differentiate between “I would fuck this person” and “I trust this person.”

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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:12 AM
Author: butt cheeks of Hormuz (✅🍑)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Provocative french stag film mad cow disease

There are some great CLEs out there on "making your sales goals as a lawyer." Maybe send her to one?

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: diverse transparent tank pervert

Seems like that does not serve the purpose of CLE.

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: Medicated vivacious fortuitous meteor

Practice area? Fat and brown would work well for crim maybe not boutique litigation.

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: exciting iridescent library



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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: blathering contagious potus feces

sounds like an obvious yes. you could also tie her comp to her performance, but it sounds like she just doesn’t get it.

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Passionate ceo

She's already paid purely on commission. She doesn't sell, she doesn't eat. So I'm not paying her a bunch of money, but I'm missing out on sales leads that I'm spending a lot of money to generate.

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: stirring trailer park

My take is that if she works hard you should keep her. Hire someone else and slowly transition her out of this role. A hard worker is hard to find these days and she probably could do another job better. If it still doesn’t work out you can just say, “hey I tried you in two different roles and it wasn’t a fit.” Makes you seem less capricious, especially if she were to find this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854320&forum_id=2]#49798941)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: Passionate ceo

Was definitely planning to offer her another job in the firm if I fire her from this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854320&forum_id=2]#49798943)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:28 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

shrewd. you don't need an EoD suit on your hands.

Maybe spend some $ to send her to a sales course? go on written record saying she needs to improve?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854320&forum_id=2]#49799448)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:36 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Yeah I'm sure he just needs to invest MOAR resources and effort into the underperforming fat brown who is also resistant to training

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Date: April 6th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Buy your next house instantly with Zellow!



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