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Starving. Dying. Sad. I can’t talk to anyone. Nobody at all.

Just alone inside myself tonight.
Insanely creepy library
  05/02/26
Miserably Poasting Alone
Sepia people who are hurt theater stage
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Insanely creepy library
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Mewling lodge doctorate
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Mountaineering Potential Abandoned
white new version
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Sepia people who are hurt theater stage
  05/02/26
I’d mountaineer if someone came with me.
Insanely creepy library
  05/02/26
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Exciting Abode Pervert
  05/03/26
Could you get your heirs to post the obit to xo? I hate to t...
henna irradiated yarmulke
  05/02/26
My heirs? I have no heirs. I have a wife and kids. No will.
Insanely creepy library
  05/02/26
Why are you sad
magical passionate church
  05/02/26
I have failed in every conceivable way and it weighs on me b...
Insanely creepy library
  05/02/26
Did you get in a fight with your wife?
Sepia people who are hurt theater stage
  05/02/26
My wife went to see a marimba lick while I got dinner ready ...
Insanely creepy library
  05/02/26
Describe the black man who played this marimba for her.
Sepia people who are hurt theater stage
  05/02/26
Well I can’t, she went to the local high school and th...
Insanely creepy library
  05/02/26
Do you think your wife would ever get caught hooking up with...
Sepia people who are hurt theater stage
  05/02/26
Not with a student, no way.
Insanely creepy library
  05/02/26
If you're sad because you're a failure, all you need to do i...
magical passionate church
  05/02/26
How can a guy like me start winning? Jesus, how do I even fi...
Insanely creepy library
  05/02/26
Motherfucker, you just said you've failed in everything. If ...
magical passionate church
  05/02/26
I bake my bacon in the oven at 350
Insanely creepy library
  05/03/26
Brand and cut?
magical passionate church
  05/03/26
No clue. Whatever was at the grocers. I baked it in doubled ...
Insanely creepy library
  05/03/26
There are at least a dozen brands at a grocery store. You do...
magical passionate church
  05/03/26
Cooking bacon in the oven is far and away the best way to do...
infuriating stag film psychic
  05/03/26
I used to make it in the pan too. It just gets grease everyw...
Insanely creepy library
  05/03/26
Does a bunch of it get all over the cookie sheet or whatever...
infuriating stag film psychic
  05/03/26
I think you’ve still got like 200 lbs before starving
curious step-uncle's house pocket flask
  05/02/26
Happiness is a state of mind
Silver effete locale jap
  05/02/26
Hi, brother. I thought about that time I went to see your br...
Insanely creepy library
  05/02/26
Imagine how lucky we are to experiences the joys of human ex...
Silver effete locale jap
  05/03/26
Current salary and nw?
180 internal respiration
  05/03/26
Salary is pitifully low. Less than 10% of NW. net worth is $...
Insanely creepy library
  05/03/26
$225k is a damn good salary
vengeful appetizing factory reset button office
  05/03/26
What's all in total comp?
infuriating stag film psychic
  05/03/26
It doesn’t fucking matter it’s less than 10% of ...
Insanely creepy library
  05/03/26
$225k is nice if it's $225k base + $60k bonus + $100k stock ...
infuriating stag film psychic
  05/03/26
My pay is dogshit and my law firm doesn’t see any valu...
Insanely creepy library
  05/03/26
You are a good example of a person who would greatly benefit...
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Sapphire heady selfie
  05/03/26
Yes, well I can’t I really like it here.
Insanely creepy library
  05/03/26
Quick! Someone get this starving man some FOOD!!
magical passionate church
  05/03/26
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charismatic cerise genital piercing
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It’s more of a spiritual starving, blighted of purpose...
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Can someone start giving a trigger warning that this is a di...
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Insanely creepy library

Just alone inside myself tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860759)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:04 PM
Author: Sepia people who are hurt theater stage

Miserably Poasting Alone

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: Insanely creepy library



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: Mewling lodge doctorate



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: white new version

Mountaineering Potential Abandoned

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Sepia people who are hurt theater stage



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:48 PM
Author: Insanely creepy library

I’d mountaineer if someone came with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860836)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Exciting Abode Pervert



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: henna irradiated yarmulke

Could you get your heirs to post the obit to xo? I hate to think of the flame just petering out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860813)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: Insanely creepy library

My heirs? I have no heirs. I have a wife and kids. No will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860819)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: magical passionate church

Why are you sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860818)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Insanely creepy library

I have failed in every conceivable way and it weighs on me brother. I know you like to give me a hard time, and it’s funny, but I am have truly fucked everything up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860823)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Sepia people who are hurt theater stage

Did you get in a fight with your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860828)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Insanely creepy library

My wife went to see a marimba lick while I got dinner ready and watched mad men alone and then she caught me sleeping and snoring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860830)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:46 PM
Author: Sepia people who are hurt theater stage

Describe the black man who played this marimba for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860832)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:48 PM
Author: Insanely creepy library

Well I can’t, she went to the local high school and they had all sorts of percussion tonight. Drums, marimba, etc. I stayed home and watched the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860835)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Sepia people who are hurt theater stage

Do you think your wife would ever get caught hooking up with a student?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860839)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Insanely creepy library

Not with a student, no way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860842)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: magical passionate church

If you're sad because you're a failure, all you need to do is to start winning. Why don't you do that instead of being depressed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860841)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:53 PM
Author: Insanely creepy library

How can a guy like me start winning? Jesus, how do I even find something worth winning? My life isn’t a game. It’s just a long black train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860843)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:55 PM
Author: magical passionate church

Motherfucker, you just said you've failed in everything. If you can conceive of, and communicate, several discrete failures, it will start to set the board for things that can be won

What are a few of the failures that weigh most heavily on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860844)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:03 AM
Author: Insanely creepy library

I bake my bacon in the oven at 350

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860852)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: magical passionate church

Brand and cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860855)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:06 AM
Author: Insanely creepy library

No clue. Whatever was at the grocers. I baked it in doubled up parchment paper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860858)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: magical passionate church

There are at least a dozen brands at a grocery store. You don't just grab something at random unless you really qre a fucking failure. Christ. This is going to be harder than expected

Next time, get a 24 oz package of Wright brand applewood thick cut bacon. Also get a package of hickory thick cut. Oven roasting is fine, but you only need one fucking piece of parchment paper to line your sheet pan. Convection roast at 325 for better control. Be sure to flip before finishing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860867)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: infuriating stag film psychic

Cooking bacon in the oven is far and away the best way to do it to get great bacon with minimal burden or mess. Just this morning, I cooked 1 lb of bacon in the oven for breakfast for my family. It was great, as always.

I use tinfoil, not parchment paper. Explain using paper. Seems ncr with the grease.

I didn't discover cooking it in the oven until I was an adult. Growing up, we would microwave it on paper towels on a plastic lid (ljl), microwave it on our special plastic microwave bacon cooker, or fry it on the stove.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49862327)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: Insanely creepy library

I used to make it in the pan too. It just gets grease everywhere.

Parchment paper is what I had. The grease comes out and then you pull up the paper after it congeals an almost all of it comes out smooth and you can just throw away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49862336)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: infuriating stag film psychic

Does a bunch of it get all over the cookie sheet or whatever you're using? With the tin foil, you fold it up and the edges and don't even need to clean the cookie sheet because it contains all the grease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49862781)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: curious step-uncle's house pocket flask

I think you’ve still got like 200 lbs before starving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860821)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Silver effete locale jap

Happiness is a state of mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860824)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Insanely creepy library

Hi, brother. I thought about that time I went to see your brother today. I could barely walk the gout in my leg was so bad. The kids in the cab in the background. The peace and serenity of it all. That 8 hour flight back to reality looming over all of it.

I love you, brother. You have given me so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860829)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:26 AM
Author: Silver effete locale jap

Imagine how lucky we are to experiences the joys of human existence while he didn’t get a shot. Thank you for visiting him and I hope you thought it was a worthy trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860922)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:00 AM
Author: 180 internal respiration

Current salary and nw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860847)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Insanely creepy library

Salary is pitifully low. Less than 10% of NW. net worth is $2.34m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860849)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:06 AM
Author: vengeful appetizing factory reset button office

$225k is a damn good salary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860857)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: infuriating stag film psychic

What's all in total comp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49862328)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: Insanely creepy library

It doesn’t fucking matter it’s less than 10% of my portfolio and therefore mathematically irrelevant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49862339)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: infuriating stag film psychic

$225k is nice if it's $225k base + $60k bonus + $100k stock + $25k 401k match. If it's $225k all in, it's rough with kids trying to live a UMC life.

Either way, the relation of that to your NW is irrelevant until your NW is enough for you to live on with out working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49862788)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Insanely creepy library

My pay is dogshit and my law firm doesn’t see any value in my contributions and never fails to illuminate that decidedly negative view for me. Everyone wants me to quietly leave. My life is shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49862798)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:30 AM
Author: Violent stimulating house really tough guy

You are a good example of a person who would greatly benefit from quitting XO cold turkey. At least for a while. This place is not helping your Mindset.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860925)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:31 AM
Author: Sapphire heady selfie



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:34 AM
Author: Insanely creepy library

Yes, well I can’t I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49860928)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: magical passionate church

Quick! Someone get this starving man some FOOD!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49861208)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: charismatic cerise genital piercing



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Insanely creepy library

It’s more of a spiritual starving, blighted of purpose kind of thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49861343)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: turquoise tattoo

Can someone start giving a trigger warning that this is a disco fries thread (which I assume this is), the way they do for that other poster? This would be relevant for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2]#49861216)