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very tactful theater stage volcanic crater
  05/24/26
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mahogany hyperactive gaping
  05/24/26
C+ Remember I cannot grade based on the VALUE of your poa...
very tactful theater stage volcanic crater
  05/24/26
butt cheeks is an A- at worst
Pearly boyish library jewess
  05/24/26
Cr but he did not submit a sample as instructed
very tactful theater stage volcanic crater
  05/24/26
Incorrect. My blank bump *WAS* my writing sample. A blank bu...
mahogany hyperactive gaping
  05/24/26
...
flickering burgundy blood rage
  05/24/26
venkatesh_subramanian_cv.pdf
vibrant fanboi voyeur
  05/24/26
Copy and paste please. Failure to turn in your assignment re...
very tactful theater stage volcanic crater
  05/24/26
Please can you open this link one time ? https://github.c...
vibrant fanboi voyeur
  05/24/26
...
soul-stirring rose menage toilet seat
  05/24/26
https://www.huffpost.com/author/jared-s-baumeister
Chartreuse french karate travel guidebook
  05/24/26
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/top5-georgian-dishes_b_519268...
anal selfie associate
  05/24/26
Piss poor/10 Very juvenile and unformed. Similes are reta...
very tactful theater stage volcanic crater
  05/24/26
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4446581&mc=159&...
Crimson talking space
  05/24/26
F Convoluted. Seek clarity of prose.
very tactful theater stage volcanic crater
  05/24/26
(Boy squancher)
Crimson talking space
  05/24/26
This is a classic poast. "And oh, what they found"...
flickering burgundy blood rage
  05/24/26
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flickering burgundy blood rage
  05/24/26
Submission?
very tactful theater stage volcanic crater
  05/24/26
My poasting is iconic faggot. Enjoy <><><>...
flickering burgundy blood rage
  05/24/26
Nigga I have a window unit OK
very tactful theater stage volcanic crater
  05/24/26
🚨🚨🚨BROWNOID ALERT🚨🚨🚨
flickering burgundy blood rage
  05/24/26
oomox tp can confirm I am deathly pale bordering on vampiric...
very tactful theater stage volcanic crater
  05/24/26
She's Jewish and has fucked hundreds of brownoids. Not credi...
flickering burgundy blood rage
  05/24/26
I was the exception that proves the rule
very tactful theater stage volcanic crater
  05/24/26
do you have some kind of evidence of this, such as photos or...
Pearly boyish library jewess
  05/24/26
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269569&mc=7...
Excitant brunch partner
  05/24/26
B Not bad but needs improvement.
very tactful theater stage volcanic crater
  05/24/26
This thread was started by hatp.
Abusive Provocative Reading Party
  05/24/26
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Abusive Provocative Reading Party
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https://vocaroo.com/1iLIsa8q58oG This was an original wor...
gay ticket booth lettuce
  05/24/26
A-
very tactful theater stage volcanic crater
  05/24/26
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Bright ceo alpha
  05/24/26
Nice try, Doobs.
Bright ceo alpha
  05/24/26
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951006&forum_i...
alcoholic dun pit
  05/24/26
12.5/20 Could be shorter and clearer.
very tactful theater stage volcanic crater
  05/24/26
Fair, although obviously the premise of the joke involved je...
alcoholic dun pit
  05/24/26
I teach EN101 to future cops at night school. I am not a cre...
very tactful theater stage volcanic crater
  05/24/26
A true story as related by my barber: “He was just ...
Purple fortuitous meteor
  05/24/26
D Please fix. Honestly fatiguing and too much filler. Bre...
very tactful theater stage volcanic crater
  05/24/26
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858159&mc=12...
mind-boggling step-uncle's house
  05/24/26
B+ Not too many problems but too much short hand.
very tactful theater stage volcanic crater
  05/24/26
this thread is a disaster, I give it a D- *AT BEST*
mahogany hyperactive gaping
  05/24/26
(Guy who flunked EN101 because he couldn't construct TOPIC S...
very tactful theater stage volcanic crater
  05/24/26
(guy who thinks P=TS+E constitutes winning writing)
mahogany hyperactive gaping
  05/24/26
I am an adjunct professor at a right to try school. I teach ...
very tactful theater stage volcanic crater
  05/24/26
you don't do shit, you faggot bitch ass queer gayboy
Pearly boyish library jewess
  05/24/26
...
mahogany hyperactive gaping
  05/24/26
This thread = TRASH
Abusive Provocative Reading Party
  05/24/26
https://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=799345&fo...
Appetizing Autistic Gaming Laptop
  05/24/26
This is my greatest work https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
olive indirect expression state
  05/24/26
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4721022&mc=80&a...
Khaki slap-happy idiot
  05/24/26


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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: very tactful theater stage volcanic crater

Please submit a brief sample of your work. Accepting excerpts from the argumentative essay or creative fiction. Must be prose, no poems or abstract.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898068)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: mahogany hyperactive gaping
Subject: my best posts are blank bumps



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898070)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: very tactful theater stage volcanic crater

C+

Remember I cannot grade based on the VALUE of your poasts but whether they are constructed in such a way that would eagerly please an adjunct EN101 professor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898075)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Pearly boyish library jewess

butt cheeks is an A- at worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898119)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: very tactful theater stage volcanic crater

Cr but he did not submit a sample as instructed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898121)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: mahogany hyperactive gaping

Incorrect. My blank bump *WAS* my writing sample. A blank bump is writing on XO. Are you saying that John Cage's 4'33'' is not music? Harumph - philistine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898272)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: flickering burgundy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: vibrant fanboi voyeur
Subject: venkatesh_subramanian_cv.pdf

i tried to attach my CV but it didn't work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898072)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: very tactful theater stage volcanic crater

Copy and paste please. Failure to turn in your assignment results in a failing grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898076)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: vibrant fanboi voyeur

Please can you open this link one time ?

https://github.com/venkkyt1773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898078)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: soul-stirring rose menage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898123)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Chartreuse french karate travel guidebook

https://www.huffpost.com/author/jared-s-baumeister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898074)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: anal selfie associate

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/top5-georgian-dishes_b_5192684

Top 5 but referencing Mt Rushmore which only contains 4 birdshits. Also comparing khinkali to dimsum instead of, yknow, actual Chinese dumplings. What a train wreck of an article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898080)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: very tactful theater stage volcanic crater

Piss poor/10

Very juvenile and unformed. Similes are retard tier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898111)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Crimson talking space

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4446581&mc=159&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898096)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: very tactful theater stage volcanic crater

F

Convoluted. Seek clarity of prose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898109)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Crimson talking space

(Boy squancher)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898137)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: flickering burgundy blood rage

This is a classic poast. "And oh, what they found" is in the Spaceporn HOF. Everyone knows what that references if dropped in a thread. That's quite a feat considering how much Spaceporn content there is. Have you coined any phrases everyone on xoxo would recognize?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898208)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: flickering burgundy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898113)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: very tactful theater stage volcanic crater

Submission?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898115)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: flickering burgundy blood rage

My poasting is iconic faggot. Enjoy <><><>NOAIRCONDITIONING<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898116)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: very tactful theater stage volcanic crater

Nigga I have a window unit OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898120)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: flickering burgundy blood rage

🚨🚨🚨BROWNOID ALERT🚨🚨🚨

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898126)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: very tactful theater stage volcanic crater

oomox tp can confirm I am deathly pale bordering on vampiric in complexion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: flickering burgundy blood rage

She's Jewish and has fucked hundreds of brownoids. Not credible testimony on whiteness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: very tactful theater stage volcanic crater

I was the exception that proves the rule

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898173)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Pearly boyish library jewess

do you have some kind of evidence of this, such as photos or videos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898197)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Excitant brunch partner

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269569&mc=74&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898114)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: very tactful theater stage volcanic crater

B

Not bad but needs improvement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898117)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:49 AM
Author: Abusive Provocative Reading Party

This thread was started by hatp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898152)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: Abusive Provocative Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898388)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:31 PM
Author: gay ticket booth lettuce

https://vocaroo.com/1iLIsa8q58oG

This was an original work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898211)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: very tactful theater stage volcanic crater

A-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898217)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Bright ceo alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898219)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Bright ceo alpha

Nice try, Doobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898213)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: alcoholic dun pit

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951006&forum_id=2#20760501

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898216)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: very tactful theater stage volcanic crater

12.5/20

Could be shorter and clearer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898265)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: alcoholic dun pit

Fair, although obviously the premise of the joke involved jerking the reader around for a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898302)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: very tactful theater stage volcanic crater

I teach EN101 to future cops at night school. I am not a creative type. I follow the textbook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898331)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Purple fortuitous meteor

A true story as related by my barber:

“He was just a big ol’ pet,” said Charlie while he shaved my neck. “That big old black snake lived over in the yard at the hotel for years. Why, people would pet him and feed him. You could pick him up and carry him around on your shoulders and he just loved it. But I reckon he got restless, and one day he decided to move down the street to Miss Mabel’s house, next door to mine. Miss Mabel didn’t care for him one bit, and when he laid on her front porch all day one day Miss Mabel nearly wet her pants because she was afraid to go in her own house to use the bathroom until he got cold late in the day and finally moved.

“So Miss Mabel called me,” Charlie said while snipping his scissors over my eyebrows, “and asked me if I could come down and get that snake and take him somewhere else. So I went down, picked him up and took him back to the hotel. Well, it wasn’t a day before he was back at Miss Mabel’s and I had to go get him again. Well, this time I took him across the main highway and dumped him in the woods. I thought he’d never make it back across the road, but in two days Miss Mabel was on the phone with me again.

“This went on for most of the summer,” Charlie said, stirring up a storm of talcum power around my neck, “and I was starting to get tired of that big old black snake. So one afternoon I was mowing my yard on my riding lawn mower when my wife calls out to me, ‘Charlie, come over here and pick up this big old limb before you run over it with the mower.’ So I go over there on the mower and see right away it’s not no limb, but that big old snake. I don’t know what come over me. It was like a red haze over my eyes. I was so mad at that damned snake. I had wasted seemed like half the summer picking him up and hauling him around, so I ran over him with the mower. I never knew a snake was so full of guts. That lawn mower slit him open down the belly just like a surgeon would have done. Blood and snake guts got all over my mower deck, and I had to clean it up later, and it spit his big ol’ black skin out all in one piece without a mark on it, except for the long slice up his belly, of course.

“Charlie,” I asked, “Did you save the skin?”

“No,” he said, “I didn’t want any reminder of that snake. All he did was cause me trouble. I just throwed it over the fence into Miss Mabel’s yard. I never heard nothin’ about that. I guess even Miss Mabel can tell a live snake from a dead one.

“Now don’t go telling anybody this story,” Charlie said. “This here is a college town, and these folks are probably all opposed to killing snakes. I’d sure hate to lose business over that damned snake.”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898241)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: very tactful theater stage volcanic crater

D

Please fix. Honestly fatiguing and too much filler. Brevity is the soul of wit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898270)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling step-uncle's house

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858159&mc=121&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898249)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: very tactful theater stage volcanic crater

B+

Not too many problems but too much short hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898274)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: mahogany hyperactive gaping

this thread is a disaster, I give it a D- *AT BEST*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898280)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: very tactful theater stage volcanic crater

(Guy who flunked EN101 because he couldn't construct TOPIC SENTENCES and form a scholarly argumentative essay)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898293)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: mahogany hyperactive gaping

(guy who thinks P=TS+E constitutes winning writing)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898298)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: very tactful theater stage volcanic crater

I am an adjunct professor at a right to try school. I teach by the book and collect a check tyvm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898328)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Pearly boyish library jewess

you don't do shit, you faggot bitch ass queer gayboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898330)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: mahogany hyperactive gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898354)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: Abusive Provocative Reading Party

This thread = TRASH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898438)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Appetizing Autistic Gaming Laptop

https://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=799345&forum_id=2#9632483

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898856)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: olive indirect expression state

This is my greatest work

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755145&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898870)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Khaki slap-happy idiot

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4721022&mc=80&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2]#49898888)