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I tried a weird pickup line that actually worked somehow
| Johnsmeyer | 08/02/26 |
| Ceci n'est pas un pumo | 08/02/26 |
| artificial intelligence | 08/02/26 |
| Johnsmeyer | 08/02/26 |
| Johnsmeyer | 08/03/26 |
| gibberish (?) | 08/03/26 |
| luke the drifter | 08/03/26 |
| Johnsmeyer | 08/03/26 |
| state your IQ before I engage you further | 08/03/26 |
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Date: August 2nd, 2026 8:03 PM Author: Johnsmeyer Saw a decent looking early 20’s/late teen chick on the corner two days ago wearing that short denim skirt with white sneakers and looks like one wrong move her ass will be out. I went up to her and said “excuse me I was just wondering where do I pay the dowry?”
She looked at me for a second then burst out laughing I said “just kidding I saw you thought you were beautiful and didn’t know what else to say, I’m Johnsmeyer.”
She told me her name we walked for two blocks I got her number. Texted her today and she wrote “who is this?” I wrote the dowry guy you met from the street and said “oh wasn’t sure, thought it was some other arrogant lawyer I met while just going about my day haha”
Then wrote “sorry I’m just cranky I have my period. I need coffee”
Then I realized I’d have to tell her I’m married and didn’t wanna get caught texting someone else again and blocked her lol. |
Date: August 2nd, 2026 8:06 PM Author: Ceci n'est pas un pumo Hmm gonna have to give this a try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2]#50041619) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2026 8:15 PM Author: artificial intelligence I bet Johnsy is an IRL stud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2]#50041635) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2026 8:19 PM Author: Johnsmeyer I run irl flame too well that’s why I had to quit XO a few years ago after my wife found half of the females in NJ in my phone and made me quit social media/tinder for a few years until I said fuck it and did what I want. Haven’t cheated since though bc I don’t wanna lose my kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2]#50041643) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2026 10:43 AM Author: Johnsmeyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2]#50042449) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2026 11:07 AM Author: gibberish (?) Wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2]#50042485) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2026 11:11 AM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) Is this the real johnsmeyer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2]#50042490) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2026 12:17 PM Author: Johnsmeyer Yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2]#50042640) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2026 12:21 PM Author: state your IQ before I engage you further (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2]#50042655) |