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day in the life of a stay-at-home mom

5:30 am: wake up, change baby, take off top, nurse baby, put...
pale senate circlehead
  04/14/12
u forgot the BBC
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where's the BBC?
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where's dat BMC? it do a wifey good
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sounds good except the swallow part. y isnt it on my face
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that's only after all your kids are school age. If you have ...
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notice what's not on here? ANY shitting whatsoever.
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tcns
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tl; didn't include bbc
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fear-inspiring giraffe keepsake machete
  12/19/12
where is the part where you gas self
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"7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dish...
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  12/19/12
Attention to kids is a big turn on for the wife.
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  07/17/13
LOL at "wake toddler"
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This sounds A LOT like my wife's life.
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  07/18/13
Not...seeing. . .any BBC.
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joke has been made
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Whose prostate is massaged?
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hilariously mentally ill thread
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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: pale senate circlehead

5:30 am: wake up, change baby, take off top, nurse baby, put back to bed

6:00 am: while topless, give husband bj to completion, massaging prostate, swallow, brush teeth

6:20 am: grill steak and eggs, squeeze orange juice for husband

6:35 am: pack husband's lunch, give kiss, send out door

6:40 am: pilates

7:15 am: wake toddler, boil water for steel cut oats for family

7:45 am: get baby, change diaper, nurse while toddler finishes oatmeal

8:15 am: dress kids, get in SUV, go to gym, practice kegels on the way

8:30 am: drop kids off at child care at gym, hit stairs or spinner depending on day of the week

9:30 am: tall skinny latte, flirt with gay barista, practice kegels in line

9:45 am: baby naps, toddler coloring, take a shower, do hair

11 am: walk to park with kids in double stroller, meet up with other SAHMs, let kids play, talk with women

12:30 pm: lunch of sesame tahini sandwiches on whole grain bread, spinach salad, farmer's cheese, and fresh cut fruit salad

1:30 pm: naps for both kids, scrub down kitchen, dust house, vacuum, practice kegels at each task

3:30 pm: wake up kids, throw into car, drive to grocery store, pick up dinner ingredients

4:30 pm: start on chicken and risotto dishes for dinner, bake loaves of bread

6 pm: greet husband with open-mouthed kiss, flour-stained apron pressed against suit, pulling dishes from table

7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dishes, getting turned on to his attention to children

8 pm: story time, kids in bed

8:30 pm: creampie doggystyle

9 pm: fold laundry, run dishwasher, read Vanity Fair

10 pm: alseep

repeat

repeat

repeat

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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: carnelian charismatic lettuce chapel

u forgot the BBC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Ã#20461179)



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Date: April 15th, 2012 10:47 AM
Author: stimulating swollen theater stage

where's the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Ã#20467408)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Lemon locus clown

8:30 pm

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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz indigo jew

LOL. Way underrated

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Date: July 18th, 2013 11:47 AM
Author: zombie-like hateful cuckoldry



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: massive cracking knife business firm



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: Effete half-breed



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Comical ruddy orchestra pit

where's dat BMC?

it do a wifey good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Ã#20527743)



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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:48 PM
Author: vivacious multi-billionaire community account

sounds good except the swallow part. y isnt it on my face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Ã#20461183)



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Date: April 14th, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: pale senate circlehead



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Date: April 15th, 2012 10:35 AM
Author: pale senate circlehead



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 10:53 AM
Author: pale senate circlehead



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 10:55 AM
Author: copper adulterous preventive strike immigrant

6:00 wake up, make breakfast

7:00 send kids off to school and hubby off to work

7:15 go back to sleep/watch tv/read/go to the gym/go to a movie etc

4:30 make kids a snack

5:30 make dinner

6:00 watch tv with family

10:00 bed

OHWHATAHARDLIFE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Ã#20527610)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:29 PM
Author: Apoplectic international law enforcement agency whorehouse

that's only after all your kids are school age. If you have three kids spaced two years apart, that doesn't come for like 10 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Ã#22281145)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:23 AM
Author: Cream useless faggotry gaming laptop

tyft

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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: sable lodge personal credit line

18000000000

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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: stirring library

notice what's not on here? ANY shitting whatsoever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Ã#20527840)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:53 AM
Author: know-it-all ocher pistol site

tcns

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Date: April 28th, 2012 8:35 PM
Author: pale senate circlehead



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: pale senate circlehead



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:22 PM
Author: Citrine Passionate Halford Persian

ty

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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Dull galvanic stage

I like the addition of bakes loaves of bread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Ã#20928187)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: primrose indian lodge trust fund

180 spin-off of the classic 'day in the life of a radiologist' thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Ã#20928201)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:46 AM
Author: Wonderful Area Legend



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: beta hyperactive stead hairy legs

forgot cleaning and doing laundry, but other than that it seems pretty accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Ã#20928203)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:29 PM
Author: pale senate circlehead

"1:30 pm: naps for both kids, scrub down kitchen, dust house, vacuum, practice kegels at each task"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Ã#20928218)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Electric umber tank

180

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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: primrose indian lodge trust fund



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: pale senate circlehead



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: fear-inspiring giraffe keepsake machete



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: clear slap-happy goyim

tl; didn't include bbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Ã#21366677)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: fear-inspiring giraffe keepsake machete



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:09 PM
Author: fear-inspiring giraffe keepsake machete



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: ultramarine painfully honest temple

where is the part where you gas self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Ã#22281075)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:31 PM
Author: Apoplectic international law enforcement agency whorehouse

"7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dishes, getting turned on to his attention to children "

giveaway line that OP has never been with a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Ã#22281157)



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:15 PM
Author: Green Tattoo Faggot Firefighter

Attention to kids is a big turn on for the wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Ã#23667011)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle location organic girlfriend

LOL at "wake toddler"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Ã#22281196)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: Apoplectic international law enforcement agency whorehouse

"Little Timmy's right-on-schedule 1:30 nap is running very long today!"

(sentence that has never been uttered IRL)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Ã#22281211)



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Date: July 17th, 2013 4:16 PM
Author: fear-inspiring giraffe keepsake machete



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:11 PM
Author: elite casino



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Green Tattoo Faggot Firefighter

This sounds A LOT like my wife's life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Ã#23666996)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Green Tattoo Faggot Firefighter



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Date: July 18th, 2013 1:14 PM
Author: Iridescent parlour

Not...seeing. . .any BBC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Ã#23672467)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 1:19 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Overrated Church Incel

joke has been made

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Ã#23672503)



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Date: April 27th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: fear-inspiring giraffe keepsake machete



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Date: April 1st, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: ebony coldplay fan messiness



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Bateful Old Irish Cottage Twinkling Uncleanness

Sounds 1800000

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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: ebony coldplay fan messiness



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Shimmering chest-beating mad cow disease

LOL at waking a sleeping kid

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Date: February 11th, 2019 7:41 PM
Author: ebony coldplay fan messiness



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Date: February 11th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: Violent Submissive Boiling Water Native

need Muscadine Wine to comment on this

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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:51 PM
Author: ebony coldplay fan messiness



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:52 PM
Author: Carmine Dopamine

Whose prostate is massaged?

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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 PM
Author: low-t dilemma



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 PM
Author: nofapping garnet home

hilariously mentally ill thread

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Date: April 9th, 2019 6:06 PM
Author: razzle impressive address

That’s nice, doobs.

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Date: August 24th, 2021 3:23 PM
Author: ebony coldplay fan messiness



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Date: August 24th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: Odious up-to-no-good karate house

lol at the current events pigs in this thread. why does a wife with this happy life need any news consumption, much less from the uk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Ã#43002155)



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Date: February 14th, 2023 12:03 PM
Author: ebony coldplay fan messiness



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:53 PM
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