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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Boyish turdskin point
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Bat-shit-crazy school cafeteria
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
violet gas station
  04/18/25
Cr.
Claret hunting ground
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Stirring Bossy Location
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
shimmering offensive house
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Boyish turdskin point
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
talented well-lubricated immigrant
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Indecent Love Of Her Life Mother
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Boyish turdskin point
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Alcoholic feces sanctuary
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Boyish turdskin point
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Alcoholic feces sanctuary
  04/18/25
...
rose startling piazza ceo
  04/18/25
...
Curious Iridescent Chad
  08/17/26
...
180 Office
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Magical corner
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
shaky menage alpha
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Boyish turdskin point
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
shaky menage alpha
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
rose startling piazza ceo
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Boyish turdskin point
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
shaky menage alpha
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Boyish turdskin point
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
shaky menage alpha
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
self-centered den lettuce
  04/18/25
jfc goys
shaky menage alpha
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
rose startling piazza ceo
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Boyish turdskin point
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Laughsome jew
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
rose startling piazza ceo
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Laughsome jew
  04/18/25
...
Buck-toothed arousing abode
  08/17/26
...
Buck-toothed arousing abode
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Cerise garrison dysfunction
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Boyish turdskin point
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Cerise garrison dysfunction
  04/18/25
...
Purple hateful resort
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
shaky menage alpha
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Boyish turdskin point
  04/18/25
...
180 Office
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
big legend theater
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Laughsome jew
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Boyish turdskin point
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Boyish turdskin point
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Boyish turdskin point
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
violet gas station
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Boyish turdskin point
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Boyish turdskin point
  08/17/26
...
Buck-toothed arousing abode
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Alcoholic feces sanctuary
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Boyish turdskin point
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Alcoholic feces sanctuary
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Boyish turdskin point
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Alcoholic feces sanctuary
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Boyish turdskin point
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
concupiscible poppy rigpig athletic conference
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Boyish turdskin point
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
concupiscible poppy rigpig athletic conference
  08/17/26
...
Wine Stage
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Cerise garrison dysfunction
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Boyish turdskin point
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Cerise garrison dysfunction
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Stirring Bossy Location
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Boyish turdskin point
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Boyish turdskin point

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy school cafeteria

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: violet gas station

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Claret hunting ground

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Stirring Bossy Location

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: shimmering offensive house

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Boyish turdskin point

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: talented well-lubricated immigrant

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Indecent Love Of Her Life Mother

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Boyish turdskin point

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Alcoholic feces sanctuary

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Boyish turdskin point

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Alcoholic feces sanctuary

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: rose startling piazza ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Curious Iridescent Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: 180 Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Magical corner

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: shaky menage alpha

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Boyish turdskin point

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: shaky menage alpha

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: rose startling piazza ceo

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Boyish turdskin point

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: shaky menage alpha

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Boyish turdskin point

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: shaky menage alpha

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: self-centered den lettuce

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: shaky menage alpha

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: rose startling piazza ceo

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Boyish turdskin point

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Laughsome jew

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: rose startling piazza ceo

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Laughsome jew

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Buck-toothed arousing abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Buck-toothed arousing abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Cerise garrison dysfunction

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Boyish turdskin point

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Cerise garrison dysfunction

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Purple hateful resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: shaky menage alpha

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Boyish turdskin point

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: 180 Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: big legend theater

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Laughsome jew

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Boyish turdskin point

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Boyish turdskin point

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Boyish turdskin point

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: violet gas station

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Boyish turdskin point

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Boyish turdskin point

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Buck-toothed arousing abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Alcoholic feces sanctuary

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Boyish turdskin point

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Alcoholic feces sanctuary

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Boyish turdskin point

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Alcoholic feces sanctuary

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Boyish turdskin point

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: concupiscible poppy rigpig athletic conference

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Boyish turdskin point

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: concupiscible poppy rigpig athletic conference

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Wine Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Cerise garrison dysfunction

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Boyish turdskin point

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Cerise garrison dysfunction

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Stirring Bossy Location

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Boyish turdskin point

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50146047)