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ITT I post the FB posts of Azn megashrew I've met

Through circumstances I can't quite recall, I'm FB friends w...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
https://about.me/gothamgreen212 Lisa Green Chau Public S...
blathering high-end psychic jew
  09/22/24
A classic from 2013, when she started posting Notes about he...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
lol at this retard, wolfgang's steakhouse is not wolfgang pu...
obsidian startled personal credit line persian
  05/13/15
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Useless Theater Genital Piercing
  05/13/15
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odious pale set
  05/13/15
true. but it is still nice when the owner comes out to talk ...
Flickering Hairraiser French Chef
  07/14/15
how did she fuck this one up? did she ding for having too ma...
concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay
  05/13/15
...
Useless Theater Genital Piercing
  05/13/15
There's no way the OP is churning these out on his own at th...
concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay
  05/13/15
...
Useless Theater Genital Piercing
  05/13/15
...
concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay
  05/13/15
#1 = 180
razzle water buffalo
  05/13/15
Also from 2013: Emma's Friends, Not Impressed So, I th...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
From two weeks after dreamy architecture-obsessed real estat...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
I'm fucking dying here.
concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay
  05/13/15
"Owns two Omega watches. Idiosyncratic. Just my type.&q...
silver sanctuary
  05/13/15
...
Exciting Indian Lodge
  03/24/17
...
Wine Skinny Woman Senate
  11/24/17
JFC there are real people like this? This isn't just Johnsme...
big rigor
  05/13/15
not flame.
razzmatazz mint school cafeteria tank
  10/17/16
3 days after the idiot: Well, That's Different Almost ...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
"My idea of a vacation is flying to Switzerland to go s...
glassy rambunctious pervert black woman
  05/13/15
This is fake, right? You're making this up. You have to be. ...
concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay
  05/13/15
Literally none of this is flame, man. I am copy-pasting and ...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
...
Beady-eyed Orchestra Pit
  06/15/15
Another 2 weeks pass: Yay! After three days of MEH (Po...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
>Spent the rest of the day taking more photos of Manhatta...
ungodly mood menage
  05/29/15
EAT ALL THE THINGS
Self-centered Confused Field Brethren
  03/24/16
A month later: I am A Horrible, Shallow Person He: Wou...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
fatality
glassy rambunctious pervert black woman
  05/13/15
LOL i love the guys response here
dead apoplectic rehab
  05/13/15
...
Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry
  05/13/15
...
Useless Theater Genital Piercing
  05/13/15
...
Brass Bearded Institution
  06/15/15
What an insane super shrew
spectacular point
  05/13/15
Oh c'mon. What, she's just supposed to meet a complete stran...
Hateful Love Of Her Life
  05/13/15
So you're saying he's a "complete stranger" becaus...
ungodly mood menage
  05/29/15
I think it's hard to say what the situation was here without...
Tan Overrated Stage Roommate
  10/14/18
You are #2 poaster after NM in my book haha
Beady-eyed Orchestra Pit
  06/15/15
This cannot be life.
Adventurous Drunken Affirmative Action Sweet Tailpipe
  05/13/15
Yet another month passes: B is Not for Banker?? B is curr...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
Please no more. I'm losing too much faith in humanity.
Adventurous Drunken Affirmative Action Sweet Tailpipe
  05/13/15
I seriously loling right now. Can't believe this person exis...
comical pocket flask
  05/13/15
...
concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay
  05/13/15
...
Useless Theater Genital Piercing
  05/13/15
>The wristwatch situation, however -- May be forced to ta...
ungodly mood menage
  05/29/15
how has no one called her an insufferable cunt irl
Poppy Locus Cuckold
  04/22/20
Two days later (I should mention that with these notes I am ...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
what is this woman's job? approximate income?
concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay
  05/13/15
Discussed a bit further below, but the honest answer is that...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
Pretty long gap, going into 2014: TigerGirl Can't Change ...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
Another gap of several months: This Month on Forever Alon...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
she is the embodiment of all that i hate, non-SJW division
glassy rambunctious pervert black woman
  05/13/15
lol at non-SJW division
comical pocket flask
  05/13/15
180.
Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry
  05/13/15
...
odious pale set
  05/13/15
...
swashbuckling pea-brained jewess state
  05/16/18
excellent
chestnut corn cake
  05/13/15
My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings. My...
concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay
  05/13/15
...
Useless Theater Genital Piercing
  05/13/15
...
Beady-eyed Orchestra Pit
  06/15/15
I'm very sad that I'm following a no-pics policy for this be...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
Finally, a Worthy Suitor! Finally, a Worthy Suitor! Finall...
concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay
  05/13/15
That post was the one where I first realized that XO might e...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
...
chestnut corn cake
  05/13/15
Some of the follow-up comments to this one are great (all fr...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
Pure unhinged xo poaster level fantasy
Beady-eyed Orchestra Pit
  06/15/15
People like this make me question the value of higher educat...
fiercely-loyal elastic band
  05/13/15
...
Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry
  05/13/15
...
histrionic crawly shrine
  05/13/15
...
Useless Theater Genital Piercing
  05/13/15
Hook her up with JJC.
Blue Coldplay Fan
  05/13/15
...
Honey-headed ape
  02/03/17
sorry bro but this is boring as fuark also $10,000 says s...
garnet impertinent station
  05/13/15
3 days later: I Meant it as a COMPLIMENT!!! Emma: He's...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
i love that these all get like 3 likes a picture of my dog'...
racy hunting ground sneaky criminal
  02/14/16
I read all of these and i am seriously closer to killing mys...
dead apoplectic rehab
  05/13/15
i'm sure she's totally worth it
Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry
  05/13/15
She's fat to boot
spectacular point
  05/13/15
We need to enact societal change to prevent this from happen...
fiercely-loyal elastic band
  05/13/15
If CharlesPHD murdered this gook in cold blood and i was on ...
dead apoplectic rehab
  05/13/15
Most people probably would.
fiercely-loyal elastic band
  05/13/15
why does this make you angry? She's going to end up alone or...
big rigor
  05/13/15
...
concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay
  05/13/15
...
unholy gas station
  04/21/20
What does she bring to the table? Apparently not looks and ...
fear-inspiring white cuck national
  05/13/15
guessing: good educational credentials, meh looks, an essen...
Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry
  05/13/15
That's prob about right. I'm guessing shitty unfulfilling j...
fear-inspiring white cuck national
  05/13/15
probs.
Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry
  05/13/15
So nothing?
spectacular point
  05/13/15
She has a LAC undergrad and an Ivy MA. She seems to have a v...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
sounds pretty flamey...
Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry
  05/13/15
...
big rigor
  05/13/15
Edit: Thanks, bro.
henna mexican
  05/13/15
Fine but why would you leave out that hilarious detail? It m...
big rigor
  05/13/15
Getting a dude who's accomplished something with his life is...
fear-inspiring white cuck national
  05/13/15
women ALWAYS want a more accomplished guy. even the ones wh...
Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry
  05/13/15
She's probably *not* a 3, as rated by OP.
Hateful Love Of Her Life
  05/13/15
That's the end of the notes, so here's one of her Instagram ...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
...
big rigor
  05/13/15
i think you underestimate doobs.
Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry
  05/13/15
Alas, probably.
henna mexican
  05/13/15
Altogether, she posted 36 photos (with about 12 different st...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
How hot is she?
comical pocket flask
  05/13/15
Maybe a 4 or so, depending on your rating scale. Overweight ...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
HOLY FUCK. why are these guys talking to her
Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry
  05/13/15
You know, let me revise it down. Probably a 3 at best, looki...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
ok so my point stands by a factor of 10? who the fuck are t...
Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry
  05/13/15
How disappointing. I was assuming she was an objective 8.
comical pocket flask
  05/13/15
this is hard to believe. she's got to be at least an objecti...
metal home
  05/13/15
...
comical pocket flask
  05/13/15
Hmm...how about you post a pic of what you think a 5 Asian i...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
http://i.imgur.com/LyAElgF.jpg Second from left on the ny...
metal home
  05/13/15
ty for posting this again, this scale is so lol
obsidian startled personal credit line persian
  05/13/15
It is lulzy
comical pocket flask
  05/13/15
lol i know man but it's an important piece of board histo...
metal home
  05/13/15
That scale is shit btw.
comical pocket flask
  05/13/15
there is no coherence to it
obsidian startled personal credit line persian
  05/13/15
...
comical pocket flask
  05/13/15
CR, the "6" UCLA cheerleader WG on his scale is &g...
dashing famous landscape painting property
  05/13/15
as a fellow yellow fever breh i agree i still think secon...
metal home
  05/13/15
Yeah, I'm glad we agree.
comical pocket flask
  05/13/15
LOL, if THAT'S a five she's probably closer to a 2.
henna mexican
  05/13/15
Oh c'mon.
comical pocket flask
  05/13/15
She is just not hot man. She has no real attractive features...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
There is no gradient. Hysterical nonetheless
excitant degenerate liquid oxygen
  10/12/15
ALL the Asians looks the same. LOL.
Flickering Hairraiser French Chef
  03/10/16
Okay, skipping past all the Instagram shit. Here's a post fr...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
man what I'd give to get her in a front of a fucking psychoa...
concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay
  05/13/15
...
Useless Theater Genital Piercing
  05/13/15
"My boyfriend is like a Lamborghini. I don't have a Lam...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
"An otherwise intelligent fellow Ivy graduate INSISTS t...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
He's got her pegged.
concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay
  05/13/15
"Tonight's date: What are you reading? Emma: Bloomberg ...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
twist: the date regularly reads top economic journals and fi...
Heady Generalized Bond
  05/13/15
this is completely ridiculous, and why America is a bottom 1...
Violent aromatic bawdyhouse
  05/13/15
i mean your schtick is generally entire shit but there's som...
Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry
  05/13/15
Yeah, last name looks Chinese.
henna mexican
  05/13/15
well, but bpm.
Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry
  05/13/15
jfc.
Violent aromatic bawdyhouse
  05/13/15
"Writing about the dismal job market & some people'...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
die.
Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry
  05/13/15
But you have an IVY MA!?!?!?
spectacular point
  05/13/15
Last year, she took the Buzzfeed Quiz "Which Ivy League...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
Here's a gem from last year that sheds some light on her pro...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
nternet theorist Doc Searls
concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay
  05/13/15
...
Useless Theater Genital Piercing
  05/13/15
"Other than letters of recommendation, application for ...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
people like this only exist in the world because we let them...
histrionic crawly shrine
  05/13/15
this is what happens when you remove subhuman chinks from th...
Violent aromatic bawdyhouse
  05/13/15
Nobody normal really fetishizes asians, guys will just fuck ...
histrionic crawly shrine
  05/13/15
mostly just chinks and the TTT christian Koreans. japanese a...
Violent aromatic bawdyhouse
  05/13/15
true japs are a good example why are they letting TTT crass ...
histrionic crawly shrine
  05/13/15
There are some in Socal
odious pale set
  05/13/15
um, they were assimilated bro. all succumbed to CHAD eventua...
Sticky cuckoldry parlor
  05/29/15
...
chestnut corn cake
  05/13/15
"When a very successful entrepreneur takes you to lunch...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
lol. THAT
Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry
  05/13/15
300 (Yes, three hundred) pounds of clothing shipped off. Two...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
Wtf
sepia big-titted market keepsake machete
  10/12/15
"Tonight, Friend played a simplified version of the gam...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
WHO THE FUCK IS TAKING THESE BITCHES TO BOULEY ON A FIRST DA...
obsidian startled personal credit line persian
  05/13/15
and she's a 3.
Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry
  05/13/15
glad we're on the same wavelength here. holy shit.
concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay
  05/13/15
...
Useless Theater Genital Piercing
  05/13/15
This doesn't make sense. How is this woman attracting suc...
concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay
  05/13/15
...
Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry
  05/13/15
she never seems to mention the guys' looks. might have some...
Yellow sandwich mother
  05/13/15
my eyes are bulging and I'm pounding my head into my table r...
concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay
  05/13/15
*Friend1 looking over my shoulder as I read a private messag...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
stop
concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay
  05/13/15
why won't they kill her
chestnut corn cake
  05/13/15
...
unholy gas station
  04/21/20
Commenting on every single red-carpeter at the 2012 Oscars: ...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
why God WHY
concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay
  05/13/15
...
Useless Theater Genital Piercing
  05/14/15
YES! I knew I would see one of these!! LJL
Beady-eyed Orchestra Pit
  06/15/15
Religious views: good food good friends Political views: Ve...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
looks like we've got a rawlsian SCHOLAR here...
Heady Generalized Bond
  05/13/15
...
concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay
  05/13/15
Is there any way we can market this chick?
comical pocket flask
  05/13/15
I thought xo was flame and that people like this dont actual...
Vivacious slippery area haunted graveyard
  05/13/15
Good Lord.
opaque multi-colored knife private investor
  05/13/15
Is the watch obsession an azn thing? The only other people ...
exhilarant disrespectful plaza
  05/13/15
...
Useless Theater Genital Piercing
  05/13/15
yes, i live in asia and people are constantly surprised i do...
obsidian startled personal credit line persian
  05/13/15
i used to think this, but i'm about to cave and get a starte...
Violent aromatic bawdyhouse
  05/13/15
which one you looking at? i dont think i could maintain one ...
obsidian startled personal credit line persian
  05/13/15
i like Omega's, but i need to do more research. might just p...
Violent aromatic bawdyhouse
  05/13/15
Don't sell out
spectacular point
  05/13/15
and it's a meaningless status symbol in an age where we carr...
chestnut corn cake
  05/13/15
...
unholy gas station
  04/21/20
She sounds ugly and horrible. How have you not unsubscribed ...
dashing famous landscape painting property
  05/13/15
I'm pretty tolerant when it comes to my feed and I enjoy see...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
I'm the same way. Have a couple like these -- not nearly as ...
chestnut corn cake
  05/13/15
subtle soft tooth trolling
sadistic piazza
  02/02/17
"Home from a 3 hour date with a super ADORABLE 6'4"...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
"10 minutes into today's brunch date: You studied writi...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
how do you restrain yourself from commenting if you won't bl...
dashing famous landscape painting property
  05/13/15
I mostly just find it funny. I don't get MAF about this sort...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
"Real question: Does anyone use email for non-work reas...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
The contemporary mid-30s urban asian shrew is the most fungi...
opaque multi-colored knife private investor
  05/13/15
She has pinned 4,644 things on Pinterest.
henna mexican
  05/13/15
...
unholy gas station
  04/21/20
It's bizarre when people want qualities in others just to &q...
Charismatic Puppy
  05/13/15
...
Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry
  05/13/15
...
concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay
  05/13/15
She would fail the Voight-Kampff test.
glittery dilemma volcanic crater
  05/13/15
and the turing test
Charismatic Puppy
  05/14/15
LOL'd
razzle-dazzle vengeful resort
  06/15/15
so she went to Penn, right?
silver sanctuary
  05/13/15
she seems like a columbia MA to me
Yellow sandwich mother
  05/13/15
Prob. journalism
Drab University
  05/14/15
this sounds 100% correct
cheese-eating roast beef
  05/14/15
I would have guessed Cornell for sure.
Copper talented wrinkle base
  05/13/15
If not flame, I can only conclude the reason I'm not going o...
Hateful Love Of Her Life
  05/13/15
...
mahogany curious brunch dopamine
  05/14/15
how has her head not been bashed in yet? is this really the ...
ocher outnumbered ticket booth sex offender
  05/13/15
yes, it really is.
glittery dilemma volcanic crater
  05/13/15
btw you need to post a screen shot with identifying info bla...
silver sanctuary
  05/13/15
There is no way he is making this much shit up. Too much det...
cracking crackhouse
  05/13/15
yeah i agree, i think it's real. but seeing a screen shot wo...
silver sanctuary
  05/13/15
I'm a bit paranoid about accidentally outing myself with PC ...
henna mexican
  05/13/15
don't do it - obviously you're not making this much up and y...
chestnut corn cake
  05/13/15
MODS! plz stop Charles XII from outing 433.
glittery dilemma volcanic crater
  05/13/15
no-one remembers creepy pumo flameout? this won't end well
erotic church building ratface
  05/13/15
SHREWMO OUTTED!!!
spectacular point
  05/13/15
...
glittery dilemma volcanic crater
  05/14/15
shitty flame
Appetizing Site
  05/13/15
Bro, how the Hell could I produce a flame this massive?
henna mexican
  05/13/15
Though the moniker is fitting for such a claim.
henna mexican
  05/13/15
Posted at 1 AM last night: "Men in tuxes. Yes, pleas...
henna mexican
  05/14/15
Sounds like a misguided attempt at branding herself s some k...
Drab University
  05/14/15
wasn't RSF at a black tie party last night?
Yellow sandwich mother
  05/15/15
"Updating my LinkedIn profile & found out that I wa...
henna mexican
  05/14/15
I glanced at said write-up and it turns out it describes som...
henna mexican
  05/15/15
"The 22 most memorable quotes from the new Elon Musk bo...
henna mexican
  05/15/15
You are doing God's work in this thread, bro, keep it up.
odious pale set
  05/15/15
"Swiping Right on Tinder, but Staying Put - NYTimes.com...
henna mexican
  05/16/15
"Actually, I am interested in the timepiece. Mmm... Tim...
henna mexican
  05/16/15
"It comes as no surprise to anyone who knows me, & ...
henna mexican
  05/28/15
I don't believe anyone would write "okay future husband...
Hateful Love Of Her Life
  05/28/15
No, I want to believe this isn't flame.
comical pocket flask
  05/28/15
Well, if you insist: http://imgur.com/zlRzTep
henna mexican
  05/28/15
...
comical pocket flask
  05/28/15
Oh God.
Hateful Love Of Her Life
  05/29/15
wtf is she hot
pink marvelous whorehouse fat ankles
  05/28/15
A 4 at best.
henna mexican
  05/28/15
lol, she actually pays for a subscription to aSW still?
dashing famous landscape painting property
  05/28/15
wonder if its more embarrassing to have ur nude pics in publ...
green jap mad cow disease
  05/28/15
oh what a nested parentheses scholar!
Sticky cuckoldry parlor
  05/29/15
someone needs to scrape all her posts and make a markov chai...
Jet travel guidebook
  05/28/15
Holy fuck. I googled around and found OP's chick (no doobs, ...
Learning Disabled Offensive Spot Goyim
  05/29/15
jfc she's terrible and could be a binary 0.
Slimy stead voyeur
  05/29/15
could be? wtf is wrong with you, IS
pink marvelous whorehouse fat ankles
  05/29/15
Oh god, I never noticed, but her FB is 100% public, isn't it...
henna mexican
  05/29/15
...
Learning Disabled Offensive Spot Goyim
  05/29/15
I mean, it's a public account, so it's basically like linkin...
henna mexican
  05/29/15
I don't hate her as much after seeing how ugly she is. I ju...
Medicated Messiness
  05/29/15
...
comical pocket flask
  06/12/15
FUCK we have the mutual friends. all insufferable. lol
Slimy stead voyeur
  06/15/15
This makes me wonder how many poasters I'm one degree of sep...
henna mexican
  06/15/15
i know for a fact I was friends with several poasters via pr...
Slimy stead voyeur
  06/15/15
still hilarious that I had a handful of mutual friends with ...
red nursing home crotch
  12/27/15
fuck her shit wont load
Beady-eyed Orchestra Pit
  06/15/15
do it. XO could use a new mascot
Yellow sandwich mother
  05/29/15
That is one of the more hideous women I've ever seen.
swollen fragrant theater stage
  05/29/15
lol i threw up a little
pink marvelous whorehouse fat ankles
  05/29/15
Please be flame. *torches this entire thread*
Hateful Love Of Her Life
  05/29/15
*smothers you with this thread*
Bateful French Address Telephone
  12/27/15
...
Learning Disabled Offensive Spot Goyim
  05/29/15
WTF, I figured she'd at least be skinny
chartreuse trailer park athletic conference
  05/29/15
As a yellowfever mo I'm incredibly disappointed.
comical pocket flask
  06/12/15
...
Learning Disabled Offensive Spot Goyim
  05/29/15
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
fiercely-loyal elastic band
  06/15/15
LOL holy shit: I'm Team Amal Aamuddin Clooney, the Imposs...
henna mexican
  05/30/15
...
Learning Disabled Offensive Spot Goyim
  05/30/15
Your poast needs a trigger warning.
odious pale set
  06/12/15
*Turns to stone*
comical pocket flask
  06/12/15
reading through this entire thread for the first time and la...
trip tanning salon
  01/02/18
She is hideous and a liar. She should be put down immediatel...
bright den national security agency
  06/12/15
Omg please be flame. How can she be getting more dates than ...
Hateful Love Of Her Life
  06/12/15
...
bright den national security agency
  06/12/15
she is mentally ill.
Violent aromatic bawdyhouse
  06/15/15
...
unholy gas station
  04/21/20
This thread is 180 and 120 at the same time. Thank to O...
Laughsome faggotry hell
  06/12/15
...
comical pocket flask
  08/23/17
...
Brass Bearded Institution
  06/15/15
Anyone rating her as a 4 is a sick fuck.
fiercely-loyal elastic band
  06/15/15
She's still dating away: Tonight's date is a super tan, f...
henna mexican
  07/04/15
How the fuck does she land dudes like that? He must be hide...
spectacular point
  07/04/15
she looks really familiar, I swear I've dealt with her... sh...
Drab University
  07/04/15
Naturally: "Tinder dater Michelle Thomas writes open...
henna mexican
  07/14/15
Lol. I'm in disbelief. I've never met anyone like this befor...
maroon native karate
  07/14/15
That means you have NEVER lived in any major American metrop...
Abusive patrolman
  07/14/15
guys the dating stories are mostly or entirely false. stop ...
supple church
  07/14/15
If they're flame, it's all created by her. None of this is f...
henna mexican
  10/11/15
Oh boy, another dating post, from last week: "Someho...
henna mexican
  10/11/15
lol at having to explain what HYP is. what unprestigious aud...
flesh coiffed people who are hurt location
  10/11/15
Well, she did go to a mere second-tier Ivy.
henna mexican
  10/11/15
LMAO, this is from one day before the post about having two ...
henna mexican
  10/11/15
Haven't updated this in a while, mainly because most of what...
henna mexican
  12/27/15
This bitch does not have a soul.
fiercely-loyal elastic band
  12/27/15
...
concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay
  12/27/15
I call flame No one can be so clueless
Doobsian godawful garrison
  12/27/15
LOL at PACKER. lofty PACKER! 40k to go the brooklyn equi...
red nursing home crotch
  12/27/15
Not being from the land of five-figure prep schools, I'm gue...
henna mexican
  12/27/15
yeah. here is the thing. it's all bullshit. all of it. ...
red nursing home crotch
  12/27/15
jfc this thread is a horrible rabbit hole
Motley boistinker
  12/27/15
...
Useless Theater Genital Piercing
  12/27/15
this is all rather unbelievable and i'm amazed that she exis...
silver sanctuary
  12/27/15
180 thread OP set her up with jjc OFS
wonderful topaz trump supporter prole
  12/27/15
"Tonight's date broke up with his gorgeous, gorgeous &a...
henna mexican
  12/29/15
Please tell me this one is fake.
transparent temple
  12/29/15
100% real, posted about 14 hours ago.
henna mexican
  12/29/15
...
unholy gas station
  04/21/20
"Why am I already discussing engagement rings with Thur...
henna mexican
  01/04/16
...
Flushed death wish
  01/04/16
This is one of the GOATUS threads of 2015
odious pale set
  01/04/16
...
pearl very tactful house
  01/21/16
Is this what they mean when they say Asians have no soul? T...
aphrodisiac sable friendly grandma toaster
  01/04/16
Accused of being socialist by an attorney living in a ultra ...
henna mexican
  01/17/16
...
Flushed death wish
  01/17/16
"My friends will LOVE: UPenn guy no longer interested a...
henna mexican
  01/21/16
One of the follow-ups comments are great as well: "I...
henna mexican
  01/21/16
...
pearl very tactful house
  01/21/16
You've met this person in the flesh? She sounds like the liv...
Jet travel guidebook
  01/21/16
Yeah, I've met her IRL, though it predated my discovery of X...
henna mexican
  01/21/16
Four days ago she posted a short video wishing happy birthda...
henna mexican
  02/13/16
Her birthday wish is for "Wellington!" which I gat...
vigorous hospital idea he suggested
  04/16/16
...
unholy gas station
  04/21/20
Have you noticed how she awkwardly jams her (manicured and b...
vigorous hospital idea he suggested
  02/29/16
I hadn't but now that you've mentioned it I see it everywher...
henna mexican
  02/29/16
"Aaaaaand, we're back from our dating hiatus? Now chatt...
henna mexican
  03/10/16
jfc
Thriller circlehead depressive
  03/10/16
*shoots flame thrower into that comment exchange*
silver sanctuary
  03/24/16
...
painfully honest stock car pit
  04/06/16
"If I could afford to be in school for a lifetime...&qu...
henna mexican
  03/24/16
"SuperLiked a 39 year old, blond Dartmouth Columbia boy...
henna mexican
  04/06/16
she's pulling like a shrew version of XO Milo and is vamping...
red nursing home crotch
  04/06/16
Half Of Ivy League Students Get This WRONG, Will You? Share ...
henna mexican
  04/10/16
"He .tells. me to keep my phone on until 1am. Doesn't t...
henna mexican
  04/10/16
"Tonight, 64 year old racist lectured my friend & m...
henna mexican
  04/15/16
Johnsmeyer isn't a pound over 300
odious pale set
  04/15/16
"the man is a 350 pound diabetic Italian holding a pint...
Learning Disabled Offensive Spot Goyim
  04/21/17
Sheesh, she's really been upping her date-posting: "...
henna mexican
  04/15/16
Brother, I am fascinated by this chick. The pure delusion wi...
vigorous hospital idea he suggested
  04/16/16
The most astonishing thing to me is that she's been quasi-bl...
henna mexican
  04/16/16
Honestly I'm baffled that she even gets first dates. As has ...
vigorous hospital idea he suggested
  04/16/16
A year later, and she's still a megashrew. She just linked t...
henna mexican
  05/13/16
Scholarship
Black Irate Double Fault
  05/13/16
...
unholy gas station
  04/21/20
Today, she posted a link to this article, paired with the fo...
henna mexican
  05/23/16
C'mon I thought this was a great one.
henna mexican
  05/23/16
pls poast more interactions between ppl who comment on her u...
Brass Bearded Institution
  05/23/16
Glad you asked, because I went back and it has a pretty good...
henna mexican
  05/23/16
ugh, jfc. *cringe-jacking myself* OH GOD UHHHHHH
Brass Bearded Institution
  05/23/16
HO LEE FUCK
Grizzly Son Of Senegal
  05/23/16
...
Brass Bearded Institution
  05/23/16
WHY??? :P LOL. // Why Hong Kong's Richest Man Wears a $500 W...
henna mexican
  07/02/16
...
Useless Theater Genital Piercing
  10/17/16
...
ebony dysfunction
  10/17/16
jfc
Violet Frum Business Firm
  10/17/16
...
passionate milky nowag
  02/03/17
...
unholy gas station
  04/21/20
This is still going. In the past month, she has made 11 sepa...
henna mexican
  10/17/16
i want to fucking die after reading this
Violet Frum Business Firm
  10/17/16
DC?
Grizzly Son Of Senegal
  10/17/16
NYC apparently she sounds like a good fit for DC now that...
Violet Frum Business Firm
  10/17/16
Totally unintentional in January: First #date of the month o...
henna mexican
  02/03/17
what the fuck
Insane codepig partner
  02/03/17
You're doing God's work in this thread, brother
odious pale set
  02/03/17
ty friend
henna mexican
  02/03/17
how ugly are these dudes
titillating international law enforcement agency
  02/03/17
"True story: I almost food poisoned myself with underco...
henna mexican
  02/03/17
Won't link her photos, but she wears a Dartmouth class ring ...
henna mexican
  02/03/17
Someone posted the pic of this chick at some point in this t...
swollen fragrant theater stage
  02/03/17
Yeah I won't post pics but she looks really bad, especially ...
henna mexican
  02/03/17
Right, there are tons of women posted on this site as "...
swollen fragrant theater stage
  02/03/17
Sadly I can't illustrate it but I think it's worth noting th...
henna mexican
  02/03/17
I dont believe MFH ivy league women would ACTIVELY CHEER for...
rusted alcoholic toilet seat theatre
  02/03/17
what the fuck man she's STILL posting actively?
Violet Frum Business Firm
  02/03/17
...
Useless Theater Genital Piercing
  02/03/17
Relentlessly. She has made about 260 posts in the past month...
henna mexican
  02/03/17
there's gotta be a longitudinal study in here
sienna mind-boggling library really tough guy
  02/03/17
there are still links to her pics itt she is a legitimate...
gold stage
  02/03/17
...
stirring bistre school wagecucks
  02/03/17
*kidnaps her* *waterboards her with milk*
trip tanning salon
  02/03/17
"IstGenYale (an emerging Yale alumni Shared Identity Gr...
henna mexican
  02/10/17
"I cannot recommend Dorie Clark enough if you want to b...
henna mexican
  02/10/17
"Invited to an alumni luncheon @Yale the last weekend o...
henna mexican
  02/10/17
She must have friends who have called her out on this shit. ...
Brass Bearded Institution
  02/10/17
I've never seen anybody call her out. Most posts get at leas...
henna mexican
  02/10/17
She just shared this photo, together with "#DatingProbl...
henna mexican
  02/10/17
"People, use social media to empower your network! [Var...
henna mexican
  02/10/17
...
Brass Bearded Institution
  02/10/17
She just visited Tel Aviv! "GREAT trip that EXCEEDED...
henna mexican
  03/01/17
"Produce book of global travel" Wtf does that e...
Honey-headed ape
  03/01/17
The dartmouth class ring is really off the hook
smoky boyish nibblets chapel
  03/01/17
It's in like 70% of her photos too. I'll post a bunch of the...
henna mexican
  03/01/17
jesus
magenta abode striped hyena
  03/19/17
Linked this article: http://www.someecards.com/love/break...
henna mexican
  03/01/17
I have a friend who has a JJC complex. Indian guy. Still mig...
titillating international law enforcement agency
  03/01/17
ty for your service
henna mexican
  03/01/17
this post alone is a 180 thread.
Electric Center Gunner
  03/01/17
"droning on about "banking Chads" for several...
Learning Disabled Offensive Spot Goyim
  04/21/17
u saved a man
Violet Frum Business Firm
  07/04/17
how does this shed light on banking Chads who might still ha...
Irradiated soggy casino goal in life
  05/03/19
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH https://mobile.twitter.com/williamwdepew...
Honey-headed ape
  03/01/17
the self loathing requisite to a good GC robot.
soul-stirring shimmering step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  03/01/17
Today, a link to this image: https://www.facebook.com/Thu...
henna mexican
  03/03/17
3 hour dinner date with tonight's Yalie & he kissed me a...
henna mexican
  03/19/17
...
Grizzly Son Of Senegal
  03/24/17
"Two more dead ends this weekend. This is insanity. #D...
henna mexican
  03/23/17
how did you meet her do her friends console her in these ...
Brass Bearded Institution
  03/23/17
She gets very generic support, not a lot of substantive comm...
henna mexican
  03/23/17
this seems to reflect on a certain type of fatigue people ha...
maize splenetic space juggernaut
  04/10/17
Could also be that her friend group is aging and gradually f...
henna mexican
  04/10/17
interesting. i can see that as well.
maize splenetic space juggernaut
  04/10/17
She is clearly insane and lying. I wouldn't even call her a...
Filthy Locale Potus
  03/24/17
This was also my reaction. Strong resemblance to the social...
plum diverse coffee pot
  03/24/17
That was my conclusion as well. Something just doesn't jive...
Aqua arousing cruise ship philosopher-king
  04/10/17
there is a woman i know who is an artist who for well over a...
maize splenetic space juggernaut
  04/10/17
insane. maybe the subject of OP is doing that with guys she...
Aqua arousing cruise ship philosopher-king
  04/10/17
As a matter of fact, no, I can't recall a single photo of on...
henna mexican
  04/10/17
True. But what if her end game is to get sympathy from other...
Aqua arousing cruise ship philosopher-king
  04/10/17
...
unholy gas station
  04/21/20
...
Provocative elite box office
  03/24/17
First time seeing this. Why are people so mad over this shre...
nighttime regret stag film
  03/24/17
A doozy of a thread from last night: "Tonight's date...
henna mexican
  03/25/17
she didn't even go their for a professional degree or underg...
Brass Bearded Institution
  03/25/17
Nope, writing MA.
henna mexican
  03/25/17
so hard not to cringe at her posts makes me uncomfortabl...
Brass Bearded Institution
  03/25/17
OH this makes it WAY worse. good grief.
maize splenetic space juggernaut
  04/10/17
She just did a trip to Amsterdam. She uploaded more than 200...
henna mexican
  04/10/17
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
maize splenetic space juggernaut
  04/10/17
her carpal tunnel brace is GREAT. top shelf GC shit right h...
maize splenetic space juggernaut
  04/10/17
Is that the glove-type thing in the pancake photo? I've neve...
henna mexican
  04/10/17
100%. i've seen people with them and i ask "oh, baseba...
maize splenetic space juggernaut
  04/10/17
mental illness, very sad
Insane codepig partner
  04/10/17
The ring rotation here is damning: http://i.imgur.com/uvz...
180 kitchen pisswyrm
  04/10/17
LOL
Brass Bearded Institution
  04/10/17
GOOD GRIEF. is it possible she's engaging in long game sc...
maize splenetic space juggernaut
  04/10/17
I don't know what the game would be, but maybe in her mind s...
henna mexican
  04/10/17
Nice, was hoping XO would notice that.
henna mexican
  04/10/17
lmao
Provocative elite box office
  04/21/17
...
passionate milky nowag
  08/09/17
...
Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi
  11/24/17
...
Brass Bearded Institution
  02/13/18
This is some Gollum level shit right here.
Vibrant hairy legs
  06/12/17
same thing I poasted elsewhere above: reading this thread fo...
trip tanning salon
  01/02/18
Betting she is mentally ill and the dating "field repor...
rebellious contagious corner electric furnace
  04/10/17
...
Filthy Locale Potus
  04/10/17
Still doubt this. She'd have more success if it were fake im...
henna mexican
  04/20/17
"Sooo... I *genuinely* enjoy attending talks by brillia...
henna mexican
  04/20/17
...
Brass Bearded Institution
  04/21/17
"Christopher D. Walkins, a lecturer in the Division of ...
henna mexican
  04/22/17
"Back to square one. Again. #DatingProblems But I can...
henna mexican
  06/12/17
...
Brass Bearded Institution
  07/03/17
General recent trend: She has started to post INSTAGRAM VIDE...
henna mexican
  07/04/17
Ty for your service in these updates.
Vibrant hairy legs
  07/04/17
...
henna mexican
  08/05/17
my fucking god it gets worse and worse every time this threa...
Violet Frum Business Firm
  07/04/17
"Today at the Patek Philippe Art of #Watches Grand Exhi...
henna mexican
  07/24/17
NOWAG(irls)
sienna mind-boggling library really tough guy
  07/24/17
Sounds like a Doctor Manhattan quote at the beginning Als...
Stimulating ladyboy
  04/19/19
Emma starting to post shitty advertisements? "I #Fue...
henna mexican
  07/24/17
...
stirring bistre school wagecucks
  07/24/17
lol was about to post this one
henna mexican
  07/24/17
Oh no.
Vibrant hairy legs
  07/24/17
...
citrine principal's office
  07/24/17
...
Brass Bearded Institution
  07/25/17
"Ever consider moving because of the dating scene?"...
henna mexican
  08/02/17
*posts link to some nature video* "This male fish sp...
henna mexican
  08/02/17
...
passionate milky nowag
  08/09/17
...
unholy gas station
  04/21/20
"!!! READ THIS. *three shocked face emojis*" h...
henna mexican
  08/02/17
She updated her cover photo: *grit teeth emoji* *camera e...
henna mexican
  08/05/17
"Yes, please. Samantha Power in Glamour Mag, September ...
henna mexican
  08/05/17
"As of tonight, I have finally visited every #IvyLeague...
henna mexican
  08/05/17
I like this new touch of counting the trailing hashtags. Som...
sienna mind-boggling library really tough guy
  08/05/17
...
comical pocket flask
  08/23/17
That ring.
Vibrant hairy legs
  08/05/17
...
dun hall
  09/08/17
You have no idea how many photos I could post of that bloody...
henna mexican
  09/08/17
she is maximum PRESTIGE azn
sick alpha
  08/05/17
"No Spouse, No Kids, No Caregiver: How to Prepare to Ag...
henna mexican
  08/09/17
"I passed stage 1 & I am currently on the official ...
henna mexican
  08/09/17
can you poast a link so i can vote for her
Crimson pozpig heaven
  08/10/17
Nah
henna mexican
  08/10/17
lol
comical pocket flask
  08/23/17
...
unholy gas station
  04/21/20
Uh oh! "When it rains, it POURS. I'm so overwhelmed ...
henna mexican
  08/10/17
Linked to this article: https://thoughtcatalog.com/lacey-...
henna mexican
  08/20/17
"Apparently, I'm way more stressed / upset than I reali...
henna mexican
  08/20/17
holy shit man. Bookmarked
floppy magical mad-dog skullcap
  08/20/17
She took this Buzzfeed quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/nat...
henna mexican
  08/20/17
Naturally when XO goes cryptomad, so does our megashrew: ...
henna mexican
  08/23/17
...
citrine principal's office
  08/23/17
"Dude I met 3 years ago randomly msg'd me yesterday. Sp...
henna mexican
  09/08/17
you're a hero for keeping us updated
Violet Frum Business Firm
  09/08/17
THE RING! WHO WEARS IT LIKE THAT?????
Brass Bearded Institution
  09/10/17
Azn megashrews, that's who.
henna mexican
  09/10/17
take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #St...
Stimulating ladyboy
  04/19/19
...
henna mexican
  04/19/19
someone requested a bump
Violet Frum Business Firm
  09/21/17
Thanks. You made this possible: http://www.xoxohth.com/thre...
galvanic public bath antidepressant drug
  09/21/17
She went to Harvard, recently. https://imgur.com/a/V6myh ...
henna mexican
  11/16/17
over the years this thread has morphed from hilarious to sad
Mewling Tattoo
  11/17/17
TBF, it was sad to begin with
bright den national security agency
  01/03/18
...
unholy gas station
  04/21/20
I posted this *two* years ago and the hits keep coming
Mewling Tattoo
  09/05/19
"Yes, I am the newest member of the #Horological Societ...
henna mexican
  11/16/17
She watched a livestream of the most expensive watch in hist...
henna mexican
  11/16/17
God's work with the updates
Violet Frum Business Firm
  11/16/17
Shared this post by some other guy with the hashtag #jobprob...
henna mexican
  11/16/17
She visited Amsterdam again, and her album for all her trips...
henna mexican
  11/16/17
...
Brass Bearded Institution
  11/17/17
"Home from... a unique?? SIX HOUR conversation with a D...
henna mexican
  11/20/17
"Tonight, I had a 3 hour #omakase first date with a pol...
henna mexican
  11/24/17
How does she get dates? Wasn't she hideous? Does she ever me...
Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi
  11/24/17
She is not attractive imo (and I'm pretty charitable on wome...
henna mexican
  11/24/17
"#DatingProblems A solo day at the theater... I saw Aft...
henna mexican
  11/24/17
Are there ever pictures of the *dates*? I can't help but won...
Mentally Impaired Stain
  11/24/17
It's interesting to speculate, as I've never seen a photo of...
henna mexican
  11/24/17
After the Port Authority non-attack: "I'm downtown &...
henna mexican
  12/13/17
...
Violet Frum Business Firm
  12/25/17
...
Brass Bearded Institution
  12/25/17
Posted today: "Grandfather: What do you look for in ...
henna mexican
  12/25/17
lmao
Violet Frum Business Firm
  12/25/17
"Had another lovely visit with Monty at the Hermes in B...
henna mexican
  12/25/17
Modernity destroyed this woman. She never had a chance.
Pungent parlour multi-billionaire
  12/25/17
...
office
  01/03/18
"Interesting read... *thinking emoji*" https://...
henna mexican
  12/27/17
At 3:30 am this morning, she linked this article: https:/...
henna mexican
  12/27/17
Ironically just linked to this: https://www.wsj.com/artic...
henna mexican
  01/02/18
She also recently linked this article: https://www.someecard...
henna mexican
  01/02/18
ty for updates sir
wonderful topaz trump supporter prole
  01/02/18
...
Useless Theater Genital Piercing
  01/02/18
"First #date of 2018. After 4 in 2017! That's a record ...
henna mexican
  01/03/18
I still don't understand how and why people date her.
office
  01/03/18
stuffwhitepeoplelike: crippling yellow fever
Orange lodge
  01/03/18
Can you imagine her turning her nose up at a multi millionai...
bright den national security agency
  01/03/18
Based on recent posts shed at least be into the BTC.
henna mexican
  01/14/18
Uh oh, her new record-setting relationship is ON THE ROCKS: ...
henna mexican
  01/14/18
Again with the fucking ring.
Vibrant hairy legs
  01/21/18
"Date #5 last night: [Guy]: Where was that place whe...
henna mexican
  01/14/18
...
Out-of-control Scarlet Forum Boltzmann
  01/21/18
need UPDATE
Brass Bearded Institution
  01/21/18
Uh oh, she's gonna be a YouTube star: Over 300 views in l...
henna mexican
  01/31/18
Emma's gonna be a youtube starrr spending time in the bat...
Yellow sandwich mother
  01/31/18
...
henna mexican
  01/31/18
criminally underrated
Hyperactive becky
  10/08/18
Oh no, her most successful dating spree of the past five yea...
henna mexican
  01/31/18
BONUS: In the comments for the above breakup post, she notes...
henna mexican
  01/31/18
...
Yellow sandwich mother
  01/31/18
...
hyperventilating
  01/31/18
...
sadistic piazza
  01/31/18
...
Violet Frum Business Firm
  01/31/18
i don't understand. isn't she super unattractive? doesn't sh...
Brass Bearded Institution
  01/31/18
She seems to suggest that she's the one rejecting most of th...
henna mexican
  01/31/18
...
Violent gaming laptop lettuce
  07/10/23
CharlesXII counting hashtags with deranged, fatalistic grin
Violet Frum Business Firm
  01/31/18
...
Chrome Factory Reset Button
  02/14/18
...
crystalline gaping
  01/31/18
CharlesXII, please analyze this New Years post by an Eat Pra...
place of business
  01/31/18
Well, for one, she seems unaware that the Maldives are in th...
henna mexican
  02/01/18
"For my birthday this year, I'm helping raise donations...
henna mexican
  02/01/18
What's her book about? Is it self-published? Or does she hav...
Brass Bearded Institution
  02/01/18
She is using "Publishizer," which I have never hea...
henna mexican
  02/01/18
Wow, which company did she start?
Vibrant hairy legs
  02/01/18
the travails of emmaznmegashrew are starting to get sad.
angry giraffe
  02/01/18
Any major life changes for this shrew since 2015?
buff round eye
  02/01/18
Not as far as I can tell, which is incredible in its own rig...
henna mexican
  02/01/18
Shes going to hit a crushing wall, get married out of desper...
buff round eye
  02/01/18
Pretty sure she's already hit that wall. Also, she has to be...
henna mexican
  02/01/18
Oh SHIT, looks like that guy she was probably gonna break up...
henna mexican
  02/02/18
Never mind, guy is dunhere: "Broke up with [Guy] jus...
henna mexican
  02/11/18
Any friends commenting? Need update for valentines day
Brass Bearded Institution
  02/13/18
This caused me to check and oh my god there are 61 comments....
henna mexican
  02/13/18
Update?
Brass Bearded Institution
  02/14/18
...
Vibrant hairy legs
  02/14/18
Those hands are really fat for an asian
lavender dog poop
  02/13/18
A couple highlights from the long breakup comment chain: ...
henna mexican
  02/14/18
that dude's profile makes me cringe.
queen of the night
  02/14/18
She's in Miami! https://imgur.com/a/MgJNk "This t...
henna mexican
  02/17/18
The insistence on getting that stupid ring in every shot is ...
Dark cumskin
  02/17/18
In fairness, it's only in about 3/4 of the photos; I just to...
henna mexican
  02/17/18
Aliens should abduct her and put her in a zoo to exhibit the...
Dark cumskin
  02/17/18
"Just got off the phone with an i-banker who sleeps 4 h...
henna mexican
  02/20/18
Hostile to him?
Vibrant hairy legs
  02/20/18
Yes. "run....he's not for you" "hes a ...
henna mexican
  02/20/18
this is so sad.
Fishy rigpig legal warrant
  03/06/18
"(I've been single for 8 years for free! *deep in thou...
henna mexican
  03/06/18
"Dessert! #yum" https://imgur.com/a/3Y4Bx ht...
henna mexican
  03/06/18
That is a Thanksgiving plate worth of dessert.
Vibrant hairy legs
  03/06/18
...
unholy gas station
  04/21/20
"Good night, Friends. Tonight's date was... In-cred-ibl...
henna mexican
  03/23/18
she is aggressively unattractive. she's either using old/fak...
anal cream
  03/23/18
...
unholy gas station
  04/21/20
"Home now after a 7.5 hour fun first Date Night with an...
henna mexican
  03/29/18
She and anyone who aides her in her ways need to get OUT
bearded shitlib
  03/29/18
"Welcome to the next phase of my career. I'm heading in...
henna mexican
  03/29/18
She got a new job: "Happy Friday, Friends! I am exci...
henna mexican
  04/13/18
Very...strange developments of late. Most importantly, she i...
henna mexican
  04/30/18
What is a Buspreneur? Bus + Entrepreneur = Buspreneur! ...
sadistic piazza
  04/30/18
What if I dont know about blockchain? Knowledge about bl...
Vibrant hairy legs
  04/30/18
what do you get when you throw together 30 women with no kno...
passionate milky nowag
  04/30/18
...
Vibrant hairy legs
  04/30/18
...
Legend
  06/29/18
She went to some firefighter-related speed dating event: ...
henna mexican
  04/30/18
"#DatingProblems update for those of you who missed thi...
henna mexican
  05/15/18
Holy shit, TONS of highlights in the comments: -She appar...
henna mexican
  05/15/18
...
Brass Bearded Institution
  05/23/18
"[Friend] accidentally caused me to leave the apartment...
henna mexican
  05/15/18
I continue to be mystified by how this person gets any dates...
office
  05/16/18
She is prestigious though!
henna mexican
  05/16/18
wtf is Blockchain Week lollllll
wonderful topaz trump supporter prole
  05/16/18
Protip: this girl is your future wife
Yellow sandwich mother
  05/15/18
Charles really has come around on the practice of documentin...
Vibrant hairy legs
  05/15/18
ressentiment
swashbuckling pea-brained jewess state
  07/27/18
such a 180 classic xo thread
wonderful topaz trump supporter prole
  05/16/18
ray bradbury wants his character back
passionate milky nowag
  05/16/18
"If I marry a Crypto Bro, you're all getting gifts embo...
henna mexican
  06/01/18
"TFW you have the opportunity to join the Princeton Alu...
henna mexican
  06/06/18
Please go.
Vibrant hairy legs
  06/06/18
"Heading home after a night in Tribeca where a friend &...
henna mexican
  06/09/18
...
Useless Theater Genital Piercing
  06/09/18
...
Insecure lilac
  06/21/18
...
Brass Bearded Institution
  06/21/18
GC has done a real number on this woman. many such cases!
fortuitous meteor
  06/21/18
...
Brass Bearded Institution
  06/29/18
She's on a visit to Romania, Brasov specifically. https:/...
henna mexican
  06/29/18
...
henna mexican
  06/29/18
Dartmouth isn't that great, right?
Vibrant hairy legs
  06/29/18
...
unholy gas station
  04/21/20
"Is it official now? Am I a #CatLady?? Home alone eatin...
henna mexican
  07/09/18
The cat isn't touching her.
Vibrant hairy legs
  07/09/18
...
citrine principal's office
  07/19/18
great thread
wonderful topaz trump supporter prole
  07/19/18
"I am ending a 'friendship' with someone I considered o...
henna mexican
  07/27/18
"Can someone STEM-my explain why the water in my double...
henna mexican
  08/07/18
That is not how you use a thermos
Vibrant hairy legs
  08/07/18
jfc
disgusting half-breed
  08/07/18
"Had the unheard of second date today at the Standard G...
henna mexican
  08/13/18
She shared this Mashable article: https://mashable.com/ar...
henna mexican
  08/13/18
Friend comments: "dudes hate smart chicks"
henna mexican
  08/13/18
You can give up a master's degree?
Vibrant hairy legs
  08/13/18
as years pass, the CXII/Azn megashrew nuptials grow more and...
Mewling Tattoo
  08/13/18
How dare you
henna mexican
  08/13/18
hmm now that you mention it she looks like a "Prudence&...
Mewling Tattoo
  09/05/19
The thread that keeps on giving.
comical pocket flask
  08/13/18
No surprise what she's reading: https://imgur.com/a/7fRbl...
henna mexican
  08/17/18
Friends since my 20s: Emma, stop dating finance guys. Date s...
henna mexican
  09/11/18
Pics of her lips, preferably the Daring Pink? If you're fee...
dun hall
  09/11/18
Workin' on the night moves Poastin' bout that Azn megashrew...
odious pale set
  09/11/18
...
Brass Bearded Institution
  09/22/18
...
Brass Bearded Institution
  09/29/18
...
Brass Bearded Institution
  10/07/18
I knew after the first post that if this was real, somebody ...
reading party
  10/07/18
...
Useless Theater Genital Piercing
  10/08/18
*THUMB*
anal cream
  04/02/19
...
Territorial gay wizard
  09/05/19
Just got sucked into a horrid timeless vortex where i read t...
Pearly clown
  10/08/18
just looked at her youtube page jesus fuck she sounds jus...
Pearly clown
  10/08/18
holy fuck, I couldn't make it 30 seconds into that godawful ...
reading party
  10/08/18
...
unholy gas station
  04/21/20
...
Brass Bearded Institution
  10/12/18
...
Brass Bearded Institution
  10/13/18
The addition of emojis will revolutionize megashrew posting....
henna mexican
  10/14/18
...
Brass Bearded Institution
  11/17/18
"Good night, Friends. My favorite photo from today's #P...
henna mexican
  11/21/18
She shared this article: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/13/...
henna mexican
  11/21/18
Guy 1 has a little bit of Johnsmeyer in him
Laughsome faggotry hell
  11/21/18
...
Stimulating ladyboy
  05/03/19
"My life is falling apart in 77 different ways, but I f...
henna mexican
  12/04/18
"SERIOUSLY??? It took SIX MONTHS for this Jaeger LeCoul...
henna mexican
  12/04/18
lol
comical pocket flask
  12/04/18
Jfc
wonderful topaz trump supporter prole
  12/05/18
She shared this image: https://www.facebook.com/ThePsycho...
henna mexican
  12/04/18
I hate her stupid fucking ring and Dartmouth is a terrible u...
Irradiated soggy casino goal in life
  12/04/18
“People, I’m just ‘normal’ sick, NOT...
henna mexican
  12/05/18
I guess Alpha Shark is dunhere. "Successful CEO &...
henna mexican
  12/18/18
Shared this article: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/14/psyc...
henna mexican
  01/06/19
wait she's been engaged twice?
Insane codepig partner
  01/06/19
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171562&mc=58&...
henna mexican
  01/06/19
And lastly, she is applying for business school.
henna mexican
  01/06/19
I bet she is going to hone in on Yale: 1) High prestige 2)...
Autistic
  01/09/19
Visited Neue House for the first time, & enjoyed 2 glass...
henna mexican
  01/09/19
that thumb ring still going strong. I'm impressed by her lev...
Dark cumskin
  01/09/19
"LOVE LOVE LOVE The Yale Club. #FAVORITE When I chec...
henna mexican
  01/09/19
incredible (your dedication to this thread and also the stri...
crusty twinkling uncleanness
  01/21/19
...
Brass Bearded Institution
  01/21/19
Home from work early. Do I: -Marie Kondo the apartment -...
henna mexican
  02/25/19
early on I enjoyed loathing her but now I just pity her
sienna mind-boggling library really tough guy
  02/25/19
Vanderbilt + Fordham Law = Another one & done PS Duke...
henna mexican
  03/27/19
she's nutella if she never maed it
Irradiated soggy casino goal in life
  03/27/19
Aren't those objectively better academic credentials than he...
Vibrant hairy legs
  03/27/19
Attended another Ivy event yesterday. I needed an excuse ...
henna mexican
  03/27/19
Lol at three photos of the cold cut party tray
dun hall
  03/27/19
...
Useless Theater Genital Piercing
  03/27/19
IRL lol'ing at the cold cuts shots. Holy shit.
deep
  04/02/19
just wish she had a couple more angles of the cold cuts to s...
Dark cumskin
  04/02/19
...
Vibrant hairy legs
  04/03/19
"Started my Saturday at a gallery in Chelsea. Private v...
henna mexican
  03/27/19
1. I insist that I will use Thing X after I move apartments,...
henna mexican
  03/27/19
"People will think I'm Dartmouth obsessed! 😌" ...
Vibrant hairy legs
  03/27/19
how long has the thumb ring thing been going on? very surpri...
Dark cumskin
  04/02/19
Documentary evidence ITT dating to at least March 2017: http...
Vibrant hairy legs
  04/02/19
truly insane - has no one in her life mentioned how bizarre ...
Dark cumskin
  04/02/19
I think she must regard it as a cute trademark or somesuch.
henna mexican
  04/02/19
maybe her thumb got cut off in an industrial accident and sh...
Violet Frum Business Firm
  04/02/19
...
Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi
  04/02/19
why is she moving? awy from nyc?
Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi
  04/02/19
Looks like she lost her job, and despite riding the StartupB...
henna mexican
  04/02/19
Not flame I saw her post in a Facebook group I'm in and did ...
Violet Frum Business Firm
  04/02/19
Small world brother!
henna mexican
  04/02/19
#WeightLoss // But first: I love Smithsonian museums. This w...
henna mexican
  04/02/19
Oh the mystery of the weird-looking face! Btw you should ...
anal cream
  04/03/19
The azn megashrew is hideous. Likes others here, Im very gen...
bbw
  04/02/19
...
Stimulating ladyboy
  05/03/19
Update pls. She’s added me on Facebook recently but I ...
anal cream
  04/15/19
How did this happen.
Vibrant hairy legs
  04/15/19
...
henna mexican
  04/15/19
We're both in NYC in adjacent industries, and she is one of ...
anal cream
  04/16/19
Please do it for xo content creation
Violet Frum Business Firm
  04/16/19
I have some r-threading I need to get out of the way first, ...
anal cream
  04/16/19
I *might* meet her tomorrow, or at some point next week. Sho...
anal cream
  05/08/19
meanie
Irradiated soggy casino goal in life
  05/08/19
Exercise your best judgment.
henna mexican
  05/08/19
She just linked a photo of her June 2010 visit to Notre Dame...
henna mexican
  04/15/19
Ring?
Vibrant hairy legs
  04/15/19
No ring; standard photo standing in front of church.
henna mexican
  04/15/19
Lol
Violet Frum Business Firm
  04/16/19
...
comical pocket flask
  04/16/19
April 2019 = Biggest Sushi Soiree to Date!!! 2 Dartmouth ...
henna mexican
  04/18/19
This is so sad.
Vibrant hairy legs
  04/18/19
She’s ~40 and still obsessed with the colleges people ...
henna mexican
  04/19/19
It’s her peak achievement in life.
anal cream
  04/19/19
those 8 Ivy rejections at 17 broke her brain
Irradiated soggy casino goal in life
  05/03/19
...
unholy gas station
  04/21/20
...
dun hall
  04/19/19
"This week, I was invited by [person] to speak at the [...
henna mexican
  04/19/19
Other people want to live on Mars, I want tenure at Yale. ...
henna mexican
  05/02/19
She shared an image with this quote: "The "It's on...
henna mexican
  05/03/19
an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown. an UNUSED $5,000 wedding g...
Stimulating ladyboy
  05/03/19
Charles, did anyone comment on this at all?!!!!
anal cream
  05/08/19
Not a single person. Three likes/hearts, though.
henna mexican
  05/08/19
I saw her at an event earlier this week. It was pretty sad. ...
anal cream
  05/17/19
Charles, can we confirm with FB post?
Vibrant hairy legs
  05/17/19
Hey, she made a post on it last night: "From the 21s...
henna mexican
  05/17/19
The event was on Wed, but yeah, that's it.
anal cream
  05/17/19
The first and the fourth are the same shot with a different ...
Vibrant hairy legs
  05/17/19
lol you should have talked to her
Yellow sandwich mother
  05/17/19
I did not want to interrupt her photoshoot.
anal cream
  05/17/19
Brother, with a little more enterprise, you could have been ...
henna mexican
  05/17/19
...
slate
  05/17/19
...
unholy gas station
  04/21/20
can you remember whether you witnessed her speak to anybody?...
rebellious contagious corner electric furnace
  05/17/19
I did not see her speak to anybody, but presumably she would...
anal cream
  05/17/19
were there other Asian women at the party?
Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi
  05/17/19
...
unholy gas station
  04/21/20
"Today was a DISASTER. After finally catching up on ...
henna mexican
  05/19/19
Well, this is quite the wrinkle.
Vibrant hairy legs
  05/19/19
Oh GOD how did I miss this one from 2017: "My date t...
henna mexican
  05/24/19
...
Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi
  05/27/19
"Tonight's date told me how he can't keep track & j...
henna mexican
  06/18/19
...
Brass Bearded Institution
  06/21/19
...
Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi
  06/21/19
Catfished! 😠😠😠😠 #DatingProblems #ForeverAlone ...
henna mexican
  06/25/19
Shared this article: https://www.fastcompany.com/90366162...
henna mexican
  06/25/19
As some of you know, I've struggled with more than a decade ...
henna mexican
  07/12/19
Discussions that are actually thought provoking & honest...
Mewling Tattoo
  07/12/19
...
Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi
  07/16/19
over the years this thread has passed from comedy, to horror...
Mewling Tattoo
  07/16/19
...
henna mexican
  07/16/19
Sometimes I wonder how vastly different my life would turned...
henna mexican
  07/16/19
She shared this article: https://www.theatlantic.com/busi...
henna mexican
  07/16/19
...
Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi
  07/19/19
In the past two weeks prior to the current, I went out with ...
henna mexican
  07/26/19
please dont ever stop
emerald
  07/26/19
Linked this: https://www.businessinsider.com/why-intelligent...
henna mexican
  08/05/19
"SO weird. (In a good way!) Last night, I fell aslee...
henna mexican
  08/09/19
I think she got hit by a car. I won't post her update to avo...
henna mexican
  08/12/19
Ok, that's it. Peak thread right here.
Vibrant hairy legs
  08/12/19
...
unholy gas station
  04/21/20
holy shit just when you thought this thread was played ou...
Mewling Tattoo
  08/12/19
...
henna mexican
  08/12/19
...
passionate milky nowag
  08/19/19
...
Territorial gay wizard
  09/05/19
So glad I read up to this part of the thread. Holy shit.
Puce Misunderstood Halford
  03/24/20
"After being a sleeping recluse in recovery for a week,...
henna mexican
  08/19/19
she sounds depressed
Well-lubricated Jet-lagged
  08/19/19
I don't know if it's clinical depression but her life certai...
henna mexican
  08/19/19
there were times in my life where i had little self awarenes...
Yellow sandwich mother
  08/19/19
...
unholy gas station
  04/21/20
"At least 4 people have received fake messages from a s...
henna mexican
  08/19/19
...
Useless Theater Genital Piercing
  08/19/19
...
Vibrant hairy legs
  08/19/19
plz no ive been following this for years
Out-of-control Scarlet Forum Boltzmann
  08/19/19
this would be truly disastrous. can you send her a DM that w...
Dark cumskin
  08/19/19
...
Violet Frum Business Firm
  09/05/19
Hasn’t she been moving since April? 😂
anal cream
  08/19/19
"EXCELLENT start to my week. Coffee with movie producer...
henna mexican
  08/27/19
* After video chatting with guy * Emma: Was that a weddin...
henna mexican
  09/05/19
Is there a reason why you're still referring to her by a pse...
Learning Disabled Offensive Spot Goyim
  09/05/19
Mostly just thread consistency, but I’d also prefer if...
henna mexican
  09/05/19
"I spent over an hour in brick & mortar bookstores ...
henna mexican
  09/05/19
Oh jeez the pics: https://imgur.com/a/AUQF56S
henna mexican
  09/05/19
why photo-worthy?
dun hall
  09/05/19
be she is insane.
razzle-dazzle vengeful resort
  09/05/19
She is applying the framing techniques she learned from the ...
Vibrant hairy legs
  09/05/19
Again, she's showcasing her stupid thumb ring from Dartmouth...
bright den national security agency
  09/05/19
completely mindblowing
Dark cumskin
  09/05/19
...
Sinister hominid kitty
  09/05/19
okay seriously how old is she at this point? this thread...
Amethyst
  09/05/19
She's about 44 now I think.
henna mexican
  09/05/19
I thought she was like 38 or something, even though she look...
anal cream
  09/05/19
Well she was around that age when I started this thread near...
henna mexican
  09/05/19
this thread went from funny to sad when i found her profile ...
Adulterous startling foreskin
  09/06/19
so no baby pwned? sadly that's the right darwinian move
Amethyst
  09/06/19
...
slate
  09/05/19
"#DoubleDown & I hadn't spoken in over a decade (Ju...
henna mexican
  09/08/19
How is she so socially unaware? Any normal guy would run awa...
bright den national security agency
  09/08/19
"The Barry Bonds of dating" --> You put on an u...
Vibrant hairy legs
  09/11/19
"Back with my DCNY family tonight. Reunited & it fe...
henna mexican
  09/11/19
You should start taking pics copying her, while wearing your...
bright den national security agency
  09/13/19
https://www.princeton.edu/news/2019/09/17/princeton-eliminat...
henna mexican
  09/19/19
"Date #2 with #NWbird. I decided to meet him in Soho &a...
henna mexican
  09/19/19
"Lovely 3rd date with #NWbird tonight. 😊 We began...
henna mexican
  09/27/19
bookmark is a nice touch
dun hall
  10/21/19
Nice attn to detail Jim
Mewling Tattoo
  10/21/19
Skipped the second day NY Comic Con to celebrate [Friend]'s ...
henna mexican
  10/04/19
What is my authentic voice? How do I orientate myself to my...
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  10/11/19
More grant money?
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  10/21/19
was positive that hashtag had a fortuitous “t”
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Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi
  10/21/19
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Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi
  11/10/19
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Are we snack buddies?? Miracle Whip - Yes Pickles - Yes,...
henna mexican
  11/22/19
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Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi
  12/11/19
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henna mexican
  12/17/19
honestly charles, this chick is so insane and sad that you s...
Clear trust fund
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henna mexican
  02/05/20
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Arrogant associate
  02/28/20
#JeNeSuisPasUnVirus #IAmNotAVirus #CoronaVirus
henna mexican
  02/05/20
you're going to marry an azn chick at some point anyways
Yellow sandwich mother
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unholy gas station
  04/21/20
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  02/07/20
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"Major hurdle mid-December & #NWbird was not the pe...
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  02/13/20
i cant believe the female jjc is single again
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Sad one today. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/f...
henna mexican
  02/28/20
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unholy gas station
  04/21/20
https://www.forbes.com/sites/maggiemcgrath/2020/02/26/introd...
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Never stop poasting these
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this is what i thought mattered when i was 19 years old i ca...
sooty
  02/28/20
What's really unbelievable to me is this thread is almost fi...
henna mexican
  02/28/20
What was she doing with the business cards? How do they poss...
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  03/04/20
"Last night, 12 activists (including me) wrote 186 post...
henna mexican
  03/04/20
So she wrote like 13 postcards?
Vibrant hairy legs
  03/04/20
If that! https://i.imgur.com/IfBnkOt.png
henna mexican
  03/04/20
Hello Fellow Voter!
Mewling Tattoo
  03/04/20
The compulsion to include her Dartmouth ring in every photo ...
Mentally Impaired Stain
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...
Useless Theater Genital Piercing
  03/16/20
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unholy gas station
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henna mexican
  04/22/20
"Me: Someone lost their gold ring! [Friend]: Was it Go...
henna mexican
  03/04/20
jesus christ i feel bad for her :(
disgusting half-breed
  03/04/20
If only her ring would be lost.
office
  03/17/20
"I'm aiming to announce my new venture on St. Patrick's...
henna mexican
  03/06/20
"Fantastic Friday! This afternoon, I met with bestselli...
henna mexican
  03/09/20
Naturally, she linked the JJC-bait WSJ article about dating ...
henna mexican
  03/10/20
jjc ... why don't you get in on this? she's (amazingly) stil...
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  03/10/20
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opaque multi-colored knife private investor
  04/21/20
how old is she?
Amethyst
  03/10/20
Not sure but I'd guess about 45.
henna mexican
  03/10/20
lmao
office
  03/16/20
"Yesterday, I learned that Gotham Grill was closing, no...
henna mexican
  03/15/20
"I'm surprised we haven't seen MANY corporate branded m...
henna mexican
  03/15/20
She's disgusting in every conceivable way.
bright den national security agency
  03/16/20
"Emma -- feeling alone at Manhattan, New York. March 1...
henna mexican
  03/16/20
...
unholy gas station
  03/16/20
does she get any comments on these sad posts?
Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi
  03/16/20
Besides the standard smattering of likes, a person commented...
henna mexican
  03/16/20
More cheese for me! 😂
Mewling Tattoo
  03/17/20
...
Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi
  03/17/20
"This week, I made great progress in figuring out how t...
henna mexican
  03/19/20
"I bought a loaf of bread a few days ago & I don't ...
henna mexican
  03/19/20
underrated detail here
Mewling Tattoo
  03/19/20
"I do not feel safe. Especially because I have terrible...
henna mexican
  03/19/20
*2 days later, takes 24 pics she feels are worth posting whi...
dun hall
  03/24/20
She went exploring an empty Manhattan yesterday, then stocke...
henna mexican
  03/21/20
8/8 on the Dartmouth ring being included.
Mentally Impaired Stain
  03/21/20
Tbf the original album was about 24 pics and only half of th...
henna mexican
  03/21/20
She should leave the Annie’s mac for ppl with kids. Wh...
Yellow sandwich mother
  03/21/20
a 45 yo woman whose only cooking skills are Annie Mac and...
Mewling Tattoo
  03/21/20
...
dun hall
  03/24/20
She appears to have the diet of a shrew crossed with a six y...
Pungent parlour multi-billionaire
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comical pocket flask
  03/22/20
Stop stalking this poor girl already.
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  03/24/20
it's like the early-mid 1990s Doom videogames but with a bir...
internal respiration
  04/21/20
This thread is incredible.
Saffron useless brakes
  03/21/20
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Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi
  03/21/20
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Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi
  03/22/20
By the way chuck, time for a second thread?
Mentally Impaired Stain
  03/22/20
I feel it’s stronger as a single compendium.
henna mexican
  03/22/20
Very well then. My mobile browser shall just have to toil u...
Mentally Impaired Stain
  03/22/20
Ms. AZN Megashrews Comedies, Histories, & Tragedies
Vibrant hairy legs
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...
Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi
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Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi
  04/01/20
Surprisingly little recent COVID-posting from her.
henna mexican
  04/01/20
New cover photo is exactly what you'd expect: https://i.i...
henna mexican
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Lol
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...
Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi
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"Had the most professionally productive 24 hours since ...
henna mexican
  04/10/20
lol
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dying at the idea of her mentoring anyone
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what the fuck does this person actually do for a living
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titcq
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"I spoke about dating online as a person of color"...
Mewling Tattoo
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Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi
  04/17/20
This is fascinating
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unholy gas station
  04/21/20
"Planning on watching a movie with the boyfriend during...
henna mexican
  04/22/20
This is actually really sad.
Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi
  04/22/20
this is just mean at this point man
Clear trust fund
  04/22/20
wow :(
disgusting half-breed
  04/22/20
can you post pics of this chick
lavender dog poop
  04/22/20
I'd rather not, sorry. That would be a bit too much. But let...
henna mexican
  04/22/20
can you share another one of her recent poasts that isn't so...
Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi
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fortuitous meteor
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we all know who the fat bald dopey guy is
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couldn't finish reading this thread and i don't even have to...
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henna mexican
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unholy gas station
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Learning Disabled Offensive Spot Goyim
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She’s like Patrick Bateman if he was an azn megashrew
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  09/08/25
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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: henna mexican

Through circumstances I can't quite recall, I'm FB friends with this 30-something Azn chick who lives in NYC. Her FB posts are numerous (especially since she joined Instagram) and sometimes end up in my feed, and I've started to notice some, uh, amusing XO aspects popping up in them.

So, I thought I'd post them. I won't put up a pic but it's probably relevant to say that she's a slightly overweight Azn woman who is in her mid-30s and definitely looks it. She has about 1,100 total friends.

Since I can't use her real name, I will henceforth call her Emma in all future posts.

20 hrs ago

I've stopped counting. UGH. Woman Has Been on 130 Online Dates in 2 Years but Never on a Second Date | E! Online http://ow.ly/3xRBYf



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: blathering high-end psychic jew

https://about.me/gothamgreen212

Lisa Green Chau

Public Speaker, Social Media Manager, and Writer in Manhattan, New York

Alpha Vert Enterprises offers consulting services in social media strategy, public relations and content marketing. Lisa Chau will help your company increase brand awareness via community management and advocacy programs. She will promote your corporate initiatives via on/offline campaigns. Skilled in writing and editing, she will generate tight copy for your website, using her experience writing for Forbes, Huffington Post and US News & World Report. Her background also includes guest lecturing undergraduates and MBA students at NYU’s New School and Baruch College. Additionally, she taught a seven week course at MIT which covered the use of social media to enhance professional networking.

Lisa is an international marketing and public relations professional with a highly competent, results-oriented attitude and over 8 years of experience in the field, including 5 years of experience in Ivy League administration. She served as an Assistant Director at the Tuck School of Business at Dartmouth College. Versatile qualifications include logistics, social media and finance. She is familiar with Cision, Meltwater and Campaign Monitor.

She has excellent written, verbal and presentation skills with demonstrated competencies in client contact, business development, project management and event planning. She applies her supervisory experience to utilize leadership and build teams that meet/exceed goals.

Lisa holds degrees from:

Wellesley College, AB Economics

Dartmouth College, MA Creative Writing

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:09 AM
Author: henna mexican

A classic from 2013, when she started posting Notes about her dating life:

1 Day, 2 Dates

Date 1 --

A lesson in failing:

Emma: I like hotel bars.

*Discussion about hotel bars ensues*

I-Banker: Let me know when you want to grab a drink.

Emma: Sure. & I won't be in shorts, so we can go to the Pentop (in the Peninsula Hotel).

I-Banker: Or we can just go to an Irish pub.

Date 2 --

A lesson in winning:

*Online conversation about NY landmarks*

Real Estate Consultant: Have a place in mind?

Emma: Morton's Steak House?

Real Estate Consultant: If you like steak... Let's meet at Wolfgang's, corner of Park & 33rd. I'll give you the historical significance over wine.

*Emma to herself: Is this guy for real? Yes, please!*

Friend: Where did he go to school?

Emma: I don't know...

Friend: You don't know? You always know!

Emma: I just think it's awesome he knows so much about architecture.

Friend: Wow...

*Seated at Wolfgang Puck's Steakhouse, a gentleman comes over & proceeds to have a conversation with Real Estate Consultant. Gentleman tells Real Estate Consultant how he is expanding into Florida, etc, etc.*

Real Estate Consultant: That was Wolfgang.

*Real Estate Consultant proceeds to order jumbo shrimp & crabcakes for our appetizers. Yes, he orders for both of us. Then he gets a steak while I opt for tuna.

*We spend three hours at the restaurant.

He takes me on a walking tour of Grand Central.

Then we spend another two hours driving & talking in his beautiful Beemer.

Our date ends a little after midnight.

He even got out to open the car door for me.*

Several times during the date:

Real Estate Consultant: I'm sorry for boring you with all this useless trivia about buildings.

Emma: Are you kidding me??? I love it! It's the reason I agreed to the date.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: obsidian startled personal credit line persian

lol at this retard, wolfgang's steakhouse is not wolfgang puck

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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:15 AM
Author: Useless Theater Genital Piercing



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:25 AM
Author: odious pale set



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Date: July 14th, 2015 8:37 AM
Author: Flickering Hairraiser French Chef

true. but it is still nice when the owner comes out to talk to you. especially on a date. shows importance.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:20 AM
Author: concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay

how did she fuck this one up? did she ding for having too many vowels in his name or something?

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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:23 AM
Author: Useless Theater Genital Piercing



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:24 AM
Author: concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay

There's no way the OP is churning these out on his own at this rate.

I guess it's like ... in a way you want to believe ...

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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:30 AM
Author: Useless Theater Genital Piercing



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: razzle water buffalo

#1 = 180

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: henna mexican

Also from 2013:

Emma's Friends, Not Impressed

So, I thought my friends would be so happy I went out with a non-Ivy, non-banker that I'm willing to see again. I'd even consider dating him exclusively.

Emma: Then he said XYZ.

Friend's (Harvard AB, Wharton MBA) wife (Columbia): He sounds like a pretentious gasbag.

Later in the night...

Emma: Years ago, I went out with a guy (Exclusive prep school, Ivy undergrad, Ivy MBA consultant) -- He was so proud he had the millionaire playboy's outfit featured in the movie, before the movie came out.

Same friend's wife: He also sounds like a gasbag. It's OK that he owns the outfit, but to be proud of it & mention it to you? No.

- - -

"You're dating another finance guy? I'm so surprised. I'm so happy for you, Emma!"

Said no one ever.

Haha. (Well, I'm amused.)

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: henna mexican

From two weeks after dreamy architecture-obsessed real estate guy:

Idio(t)syncratic

Smart, cultured, blond who rowed crew during prep school in the NorthEast. In his 30s. Lives in Manhattan, right by Central Park. Large vocabulary. Uses words like dénouement in casual conversation. Very traveled. Into art, literature & good food. Owns two Omega watches. Idiosyncratic. Just my type.

Long first date -- 3:30 to 9PM. Nice amount of laughing. Things went fairly well & we both seemed interested in seeing each other again... Until he walked me 6 blocks short of the subway station. ??? Either walk me all the way or not at all. Is it too Seinfeld to consider this a dealbreaker?

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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:10 AM
Author: concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay

I'm fucking dying here.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:07 PM
Author: silver sanctuary

"Owns two Omega watches. Idiosyncratic. Just my type."

JFC she sounds horrid

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Date: March 24th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Exciting Indian Lodge



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: Wine Skinny Woman Senate



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:14 AM
Author: big rigor

JFC there are real people like this? This isn't just Johnsmeyer flame?

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Date: October 17th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz mint school cafeteria tank

not flame.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: henna mexican

3 days after the idiot:

Well, That's Different

Almost two weeks ago, I'm talking to this guy online about international travel. (I miss it soooooo much!!!) Every day or so, he continues to email me (Casual conversation about work, weather, books, etc.) & send me photos (golfing). A few days ago, we start texting. I learn that he:

-- Is Irish, 5'11" & 160 pounds. 37 years old. Preppy dresser, complete with red pants. Liberal. Introvert.

-- Graduated from University College Cork (A). PhD in infectious diseases from NYU.

-- Career change has him working in a hedge fund in SoHo.

-- Moved to NY 16 years ago. Lived on the UES, now in CT (natch) in a house with a pool.

-- Will be choosing between the BMW M5 & a Maserati over the course of the next year.

-- Never married, no kids. Close to family, who lives in Ireland. Parents also have an apartment in Nice, France.

-- Travels to Europe at least six times a year. Rides horses & took sailing lessons. He's a foodie.

-- Doesn't think I need to lose weight & wants me to wear whatever makes me comfortable.

Several days ago, his parents arrive for a three week stay with him. Of course, I'm thinking we're never going to meet up.

We decide to make it happen. We met up yesterday after he was done with work. He arrives suited up. Grey pinstripes, white shirt, tie, cuff links.

It's brief. An hour, then he's gone. I'm never going to see him again, right? Refer to my 5+ hour first dates (plural) with other men that didn't pan out.

We continue to text. Surprising. Even more surprising, he stayed a little later after work today just to see me for literally 3 minutes as I headed my meeting at Huffington Post. Just to see me smile. How sweet!!!

Sounds great, right?

-- His schedule: Bedtime at 10:30PM, WakeUp at 4:46AM. Mine (When I'm not working): Bedtime at 3AM, WakeUp around noon.

-- He IS SUPER, SUPER OUTDOORSY. WUT??? He is at peace when he is in nature. His idea of a vacation is flying to Germany to go rock climbing & go on 20 mile hikes.

My idea of a vacation is flying to Switzerland to go super luxury shopping & eat every meal at a different high-end restaurant. NO CAMPING!!!

Seriously, World? :\

Will this ultimately be futile?

(A) I had never heard of University College Cork, but according to Wikipedia:

The university was named Irish University of the Year by the Sunday Times in 2003,[5] 2005, and 2011. In 2011, the QS World University Rankings[6] ranked the university amongst the top 2% of universities worldwide. The university also received a 5-star rating in the QS University Rankings 2011.

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After a commenter suggests she could adapt her own life habits to mesh better with a great guy, she follows up:

"He refuses to compromise, starting that he is an "inflexible twit". Over. Next!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879572)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:20 AM
Author: glassy rambunctious pervert black woman

"My idea of a vacation is flying to Switzerland to go super luxury shopping & eat every meal at a different high-end restaurant. NO CAMPING!!!"

FINE WINE, WHAT BRUNCH

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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:13 AM
Author: concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay

This is fake, right? You're making this up. You have to be. Mr. Perfect deigns to date her and she cuts him off over hiking.

Tell her that if she doesn't want him, I need his digits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880134)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: henna mexican

Literally none of this is flame, man. I am copy-pasting and changing the names.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880147)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Orchestra Pit



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: henna mexican

Another 2 weeks pass:

Yay!

After three days of MEH (Poor sleep, bad weather & the need to EAT ALL THE THINGS), I had a good day.

Decent sleep last night. Great weather.

Walked past the 12 block radius of my apartment.

Strolled through a Sephora on my way to lunch with another finance guy (Equities Analyst). Laughed out loud when he asked me which college I attended, before I asked him. Hes a Fordham alumnus. Because Ippudo was closed, we discovered acute little place named Gemma. Neither of us felt chemistry (I think), but fun conversation with genuine laughter. We share a lot of the same values. Gave me hope that there are still some good guys out there. Hope we stay friends.

After he left, I walked through SoHo. Couldnt resist taking a spin through Louis Vuitton. They have a hot stamp machine now! I can bring my merchandise (souvenirs from my former life) in to be personalized on the spot. Had a nice little chat with the artist,too. Wish I had gotten my Speedy painted by her.

Spent the rest of the day taking more photos of Manhattan.

Discovered a new tea: Junshan Yinzhen. Fermented yellow that most people dont know about. Too light for my taste, but I enjoyed trying it. Maybe Ill try the Anji Baicha next time.

Isaac's mother called me to invite me to dinner in Westchester again. So kind!

Found a cute little lounge in Tribeca.

Stopped by Barnes & Noble to read Watch Time Magazine. The buckle ALONE on the Jaeger-LeCoultre Gyrotourbillon 3 consists of 100 parts. WANT.

Rested by the Hudson River for a bit. Lovely, balmy breezes.

Made some Italian spinachpasta for dinner. (Thank you, Mommy!)

Received a surprise text from 323 Hedge Fund Guy at 11PM. Totally legit. Its not THAT kind of call Hes out with friends. :P

It was a good day.

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Date: May 29th, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: ungodly mood menage

>Spent the rest of the day taking more photos of Manhattan.

Asian status: CONFIRMED

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Date: March 24th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Self-centered Confused Field Brethren

EAT ALL THE THINGS

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: henna mexican

A month later:

I am A Horrible, Shallow Person

He: Would you like to go out sometime?

Me: Maybe. What are you doing tomorrow? Can you tell me a little about you? What are your hobbies? What do you like to read? Etc.

He: It isn't a big deal to me who you are or what your education level. I don't have to read. I was just looking to enjoy a day with someone new. As well as all the other nonsense, you did ask what I was doing tomorrow. What I am doing tomorrow is not wasting my time making a resume for someone who thinks all those insane questions matter. What does my favorite book have anything to do with anything... Do you think before you type, seriously?!? Goodnight. It is stereotypical. Just shows how shallow you are.

- - -

Yes, *I* should think before I type. Clearly.

So THIS is why I'm still single. I want a man who READS! For shame!!

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:27 AM
Author: glassy rambunctious pervert black woman

fatality

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: dead apoplectic rehab

LOL i love the guys response here

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:13 AM
Author: Useless Theater Genital Piercing



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:52 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: spectacular point

What an insane super shrew

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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: Hateful Love Of Her Life

Oh c'mon. What, she's just supposed to meet a complete stranger from online simply b/c he asked her out? What is he, an xo poster?

I don't meet anyone IRL unless I know what they do. In my defense, I never ask a guy what he does unless it's obvious from his pictures, he mentions it in his profile, or he asks me what I do. And if we don't discuss this topic, we don't meet. Hmph.

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Date: May 29th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: ungodly mood menage

So you're saying he's a "complete stranger" because he didn't send her a comprehensive resume of his favorite books, his hobbies, etc.? Could you make a comprehensive resume of all your friends' favorite books, their hobbies, etc. (without cheating by looking at their Facebook profiles)? Sounds like you need to get out more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27988620)



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Date: October 14th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Tan Overrated Stage Roommate

I think it's hard to say what the situation was here without more context

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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Orchestra Pit

You are #2 poaster after NM in my book haha

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:25 AM
Author: Adventurous Drunken Affirmative Action Sweet Tailpipe

This cannot be life.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:26 AM
Author: henna mexican

Yet another month passes:

B is Not for Banker?? B is currently for [Microbial and Molecular] Biologist

Lovely date with MMB on Saturday, after half a dozen fails of trying to coordinate our schedules. We had a leisurely brunch at of my favorite restaurants in Tribeca, followed by a walk along the Hudson River in perfect weather. Discussed entrepreneurship, medicine, art, philosophy, food, school, travel, business... LOVE LOVE LOVED IT!!!

He's very successful, driven & ambitious. British, complete with accent. At university, he played squash & rowed in sculls. Lives in Manhattan & has no plans to move off the island in the foreseeable future -- In fact, he just moved into a larger apartment earlier this year. Loves to travel -- Been to over 40 countries. Not 2,000 years old. The wristwatch situation, however -- May be forced to take over if we do end up together. Ha. :P At least I can tell he actually likes watches & owns more than one.

I told him I'd be away for several days in Duxbury & Hanover. Our second date is tomorrow before I leave mid-week.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:26 AM
Author: Adventurous Drunken Affirmative Action Sweet Tailpipe

Please no more. I'm losing too much faith in humanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879637)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:54 AM
Author: comical pocket flask

I seriously loling right now. Can't believe this person exists although I have yellow fever and am wondering whether I need to get another watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879790)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:17 AM
Author: Useless Theater Genital Piercing



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Date: May 29th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: ungodly mood menage

>The wristwatch situation, however -- May be forced to take over if we do end up together. Ha. :P

WHAT THE CHRIST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27988624)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 7:24 PM
Author: Poppy Locus Cuckold

how has no one called her an insufferable cunt irl

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:27 AM
Author: henna mexican

Two days later (I should mention that with these notes I am not skipping ANY of them):

Shop Like The Emma

*After a full day of Friend's search to replace her Kate Spade handbag*

Emms: So, if you ever find the perfect purse again...

Friend: I'm going to do the Emma & buy 6 of them!

* Emma nods smugly* :D

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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:16 AM
Author: concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay

what is this woman's job? approximate income?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880149)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: henna mexican

Discussed a bit further below, but the honest answer is that I don't know. She certainly seems to spend a lot of money and has done things that come across as career accomplishments, but other things seem to scream flame and she could be getting helped by parents for all I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880167)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: henna mexican

Pretty long gap, going into 2014:

TigerGirl Can't Change Her Stripes! #ForeverAlone (Since 2008*)

Saturday --

Friend: How is your dating life?

Emma: Non-existent!

Friend: Well, you do insist on 81 requirements...

Sunday --

TigerGrandPa: When am I getting [wedding] cake??

Emma: I haven't dated [regularly] anyone in 6 years!

TigerDad: That's because of your long laundry list!

A couple of years ago --

Friend2: You have really high standards.

Emma: I edited down my list a lot!

Friend2: Men can sense that you feel you're settling.

* Pre-2008, she was never single for more than a month since she started dating during her first year at college. She blames a change in mentality (People interested in long-term relationships are now a tiny minority?? Attached people don't believe me when I tell them this, but all they have to do is read the many articles on how dating has changed in the past decade.) & the economy. Yes, the economy -- It's making everyone super grumpy. People working 24/7 & still afraid of losing their jobs are understandably less than carefree/fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879657)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: henna mexican

Another gap of several months:

This Month on Forever Alone...

Given how much entertainment my dating life provides, why dont I have a reality show??

>>> Two weeks ago --

Emma: I'll introduce you to my friend. Hes several years older than you, six feet tall, good career with a very reputable, international company, great apartment in a Manhattan luxury building with doorman. Plays on a competitive sports league. Hes social, throws dinner parties. Loves to travel & cook.

Friend: He sounds AMAAAZING. Why dont YOU date him??

Emma: Um Hes not preppy enough?

Friend: Maybe you are TOO picky!

* Emma chuckles inappropriately at her cat lady future, possibly still in denial. *

>>> Last week --

Date: Im French. Im from France & I speak French.

Emma: I would not have guessed that to be a French accent. German maybe. In fact, French wouldnt even be in my top three guesses.

Date: Im half German.

(Mid-way through dinner) Date: I have a wife in Europe & a girlfriend in Japan. American women dont like me. Are you shocked?

Emma: Not really.

(Shortly after) Date: So, shall we KISS??

Emma: No.

MaleFriend: After hearing your dating story, I wasn't quite sure what you were taking away from the experience. It may cause you to re-evaluate the early screens because someone this far off base is certainly not worthy of a second date, but perhaps not even a first It may suggest, if people of such lifestyles keep appearing in the screening process,that there is something amiss about the subject population. This was actually my first thought - most people don't want to be continually dating Tom Buchanan, though Gatsby has his own issues.

Of course, going that far suggests a re-evaluation of worldview, but that might not be on the table.

Emma: He was like Jekyll & Hyde. But yes, there is a problem with the subject population in general.

More importantly,how much do I love your literary reference, Dr. Hardcore Science???

(MaleFriend is a research biologist who did his undergrad studies at Harvard, PhD studies at Yale & post-doc at MIT.)

* Worldview: #ForeverAlone *

>>> Last night --

Emma: He took me to Bouley, not knowing its one of my favorites. We spent three hours at dinner, then another two walking.

Friend: I hope you see him again. Sounds like you had a good first date.

Emma: Well see.

Friend: So, who is he??

Emma: Let's just say he's very smart.

Friend: Of course he is! I don't see you with anything less.

Emma: :)

Friend: Some girls go for the cool guy with swagger. That probably bores you.

Emma: The cool guys with swagger are fun, but they are not relationship material for me. My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.

Friend: Hey - if that's what gets you going...

Emma: Biochemistry degree from a top-tier technology institute. Apparently, Columbia accepts three students a year straight out of college, no work experience He was one of those three. He was 22 years old at the time he started the program, & thought it was not as challenging as it should be. He would tell his professors that the exams were too easy! He currently works for a Wall Street firm.

Friend2: Hmm. He seems a smidge socially awkward. Doesn't mean he doesn't have potential. He's definitely someone with a taste for the finer things in life, including his dining and his women. If he were too smooth, I'd actually worry about him. You might just need to guide him a little. Not necessarily a bad thing.

Emma: Right now, I need a FUN, exclusive relationship with lots of travel to European cities.

Friend2: Well,he knows you're intelligent and can keep up with him, if not inspire him.That's an important thing to establish. Knock 'em dead, girl.

Background aside --

(From a conversation at the beginning of the summer)

Emma: Im attracted to type A men. But Im not type B.

MaleFriend2: So you want to be an A- dating an A.

Emma: YES!

End of aside --

Emma: Keep up with him? This one runs circles around me. Hes like type A^5.

Friend2: But if he's socially awkward, it could be that he doesn't realize it. And you might end up having to ask the right questions to crack the code, all while not quite giving away how lost you are (or aren't). It's a bit like playing double dutch,mentally. And that can be fun in itself, particularly if he's still enjoying your company. It's not necessarily that he's more intelligent - you just happen to specialize in very different areas.

Emma: Youre too kind. :)

Friend3: You Insta food on the first date? You hussy.

Emma: Insta'ing on the first date is a good screening process. ;D He told me to go for it -- Don't be oppressed! LOL I still resisted using flash, though. Two months ago, I had a date who told me there would be no second date if I took a photo. I didn't want to see him again anyway, so I photo'd away!

>>> & now for a #OnePercentProblem --

When these super fancy restaurants give you a treat on your way out & you have to carry it for the rest of the night.

>>> & now for something random --

Last night's date lives in ex-Fiance 2's dream apartment complex. If we do end up dating, I'll explain the weird coincidences in my life.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: glassy rambunctious pervert black woman

she is the embodiment of all that i hate, non-SJW division

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: comical pocket flask

lol at non-SJW division

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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry

180.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:01 AM
Author: odious pale set



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: swashbuckling pea-brained jewess state



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: chestnut corn cake

excellent

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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay

My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.

My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.

My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:23 AM
Author: Useless Theater Genital Piercing



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Orchestra Pit



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: henna mexican

I'm very sad that I'm following a no-pics policy for this because the picture of her in date dress for this post is hilarious:

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Wednesday & Thursday, I went two dates with the SAME guy! He is EXTREMELY intelligent -- In literature, language & law among other topics. One of the smartest people I've ever met, & I always surround myself with smart people. Well traveled, well read, philanthropic, compassionate, athletic & professionally accomplished. Observant & communicative. Affectionate. Confident. Grounded. Charming & personable when he wants to be -- Makes sure to learn everyone's name & treats everyone with respect. DESPISES elitism* & combats any form of bullying. Prefers me raw than polished. Seeks a long-term, committed relationship.

Of course, next week, he leaves the country for five weeks. #DatingProblems

* He (of multiple Ivy degrees including a JD from a top 3 law school) disapproves of my [Ivy UGrad] obsession. "It shouldn't matter where you went to school, focus on your accomplishments now." Also, "I'm not on Facebook because I don't care what doughnut you had for breakfast."

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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:20 AM
Author: concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880174)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: henna mexican

That post was the one where I first realized that XO might enjoy this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27881250)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: chestnut corn cake



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: henna mexican

Some of the follow-up comments to this one are great (all from her):

"He has the suit & ties. He has a vast collection of cufflinks. He has preppy clothes & is willing to wear them for me, but it's not his default. He veers super casual if he doesn't need to dress for a specific occasion. He also has a Harley Davidson??? In addition to a BMW motorcycle. He's not the Ducati type."

"Clarification: OMFG, he is SMART, processes EXTREMELY quickly AND applies his knowledge effectively to produce proven results. He's not just book smart. He is a man of action, not merely words. (& he has a MASSIVE vocabulary.)

Yet, he retains his humanity."

"& if you're wondering, he looks like William Balwin, pictured here:

http://seriesandtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/william-baldwin-be-my-valentine-hallmark.jpg

But with much shorter hair. (That I'm going to ask he grow out.)"

"Friend, I haven't said anything negative about him... Quite the contrary. I wouldn't believe this person existed if described this way to me.

He thinks my crazy is "lovable". We'll see how long that lasts! LOL."

And then, the best one:

"We Skyped last night... (I need to give him a public nickname -- Perhaps Pascalou where we had our first date & he has a dedicated table.)

Emma: I love watches.

Pascalou: I have a Patek Philippe. Have you heard of it?

As someone known for her deep love of fine watches & regularly consulted for advice by friends & strangers (In fact, currently having a private conversation about purchasing in Switzerland, with someone from A Small World that I've never met offline nor had lengthy conversations with...), I wanted to scream, "Yes, I have heard of Patek Philippe! I am NOT impressed just because you own one." But I refrained & in my hesitation, he continued to tell me how Rolex doesn't make the best watches. Oh, if he could see the expression on my face (I didn't have video turned on)...

*McKayla not impressed pic*

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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Orchestra Pit

Pure unhinged xo poaster level fantasy

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal elastic band

People like this make me question the value of higher education. Sometimes I wish my parents pressured me into enlisting in the military and then pursuing some sort of prole career after.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879713)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: histrionic crawly shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879974)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:25 AM
Author: Useless Theater Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880759)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Blue Coldplay Fan

Hook her up with JJC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879701)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: Honey-headed ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32538086)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: garnet impertinent station

sorry bro but this is boring as fuark

also $10,000 says she only dates white guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879703)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: henna mexican

3 days later:

I Meant it as a COMPLIMENT!!!

Emma: He's so smart, I'd be interested in him even if he were only making $80K.

Friend: ONLY? Do you mean that's not a lot? This is why I don't miss New York.

Friend2: In Wellington World, $80K is not a salary -- It's a signing bonus.

Friend3: In Emma World, 80K is 2 "I'm sorry I was late for dinner" gifts.

3 Likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879709)



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Date: February 14th, 2016 12:43 AM
Author: racy hunting ground sneaky criminal

i love that these all get like 3 likes

a picture of my dog's shit gets more likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29825142)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: dead apoplectic rehab

I read all of these and i am seriously closer to killing myself than ive ever been. How does a person like this even exist in the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879711)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry

i'm sure she's totally worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879719)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: spectacular point

She's fat to boot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27883206)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal elastic band

We need to enact societal change to prevent this from happening again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879721)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: dead apoplectic rehab

If CharlesPHD murdered this gook in cold blood and i was on the jury id vote to acquit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879726)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal elastic band

Most people probably would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879749)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: big rigor

why does this make you angry? She's going to end up alone or settling HARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879743)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:24 AM
Author: concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880196)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:40 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060548)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: fear-inspiring white cuck national

What does she bring to the table? Apparently not looks and personality. Is she rich, educated, and have a high paying 'prestige' job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879725)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry

guessing: good educational credentials, meh looks, an essentially empty head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879733)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: fear-inspiring white cuck national

That's prob about right. I'm guessing shitty unfulfilling job though, idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879739)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry

probs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879762)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: spectacular point

So nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27883218)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: henna mexican

She has a LAC undergrad and an Ivy MA. She seems to have a variety of professional pursuits that I literally can't tell how legit or flame they are (stuff like writing articles, founding some small-scale businesses, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879763)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry

sounds pretty flamey...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879768)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: big rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879786)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: henna mexican

Edit: Thanks, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879806)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: big rigor

Fine but why would you leave out that hilarious detail? It makes it so much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879812)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: fear-inspiring white cuck national

Getting a dude who's accomplished something with his life is her last gasp hail Mary to convince her parents she's not a failure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879813)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry

women ALWAYS want a more accomplished guy. even the ones who flame/d otherwise like rowan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879834)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Hateful Love Of Her Life

She's probably *not* a 3, as rated by OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27883285)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: henna mexican

That's the end of the notes, so here's one of her Instagram statuses from last night:

Edited down due to Doobs. Suffice it to say she tagged no fewer than 26 different things in a post that couldn't have been more than 60 words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879728)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: big rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879767)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:54 AM
Author: Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry

i think you underestimate doobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879792)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: henna mexican

Alas, probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879798)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: henna mexican

Altogether, she posted 36 photos (with about 12 different statuses) from a party she attended last week. All of them had 20-plus hashtags. Most were posted at about 4 AM.

Edit: Whoops, she actually posted over 100 photos from that party, it's just that most were posted last week and she finished in the last couple days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879735)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: comical pocket flask

How hot is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879821)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: henna mexican

Maybe a 4 or so, depending on your rating scale. Overweight and definitely has an aging face, but she doesn't have any deformities or w/e.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879830)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:06 AM
Author: Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry

HOLY FUCK. why are these guys talking to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879835)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: henna mexican

You know, let me revise it down. Probably a 3 at best, looking at some of her shittier pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879875)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry

ok so my point stands by a factor of 10? who the fuck are these guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879880)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:41 AM
Author: comical pocket flask

How disappointing. I was assuming she was an objective 8.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880282)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:40 AM
Author: metal home

this is hard to believe. she's got to be at least an objective 5 (which gets bumped to a 7 for yellow fever bros).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880276)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:42 AM
Author: comical pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880290)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:42 AM
Author: henna mexican

Hmm...how about you post a pic of what you think a 5 Asian is and I can say if she's better or worse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880291)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:52 AM
Author: metal home

http://i.imgur.com/LyAElgF.jpg

Second from left on the nyuug scale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880328)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:55 AM
Author: obsidian startled personal credit line persian

ty for posting this again, this scale is so lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880339)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: comical pocket flask

It is lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880345)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: metal home

lol i know man

but it's an important piece of board history now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880349)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:55 AM
Author: comical pocket flask

That scale is shit btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880343)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: obsidian startled personal credit line persian

there is no coherence to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880347)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:59 AM
Author: comical pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880359)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 9:00 AM
Author: dashing famous landscape painting property

CR, the "6" UCLA cheerleader WG on his scale is >>>>>>>>>>>> the 9 Asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880973)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:57 AM
Author: metal home

as a fellow yellow fever breh i agree

i still think second from the left is around a 5-6 though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880351)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:59 AM
Author: comical pocket flask

Yeah, I'm glad we agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880358)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 8:37 AM
Author: henna mexican

LOL, if THAT'S a five she's probably closer to a 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880892)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: comical pocket flask

Oh c'mon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27881927)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: henna mexican

She is just not hot man. She has no real attractive features, a creaking face, and she's a bit fat (maybe like 28 BMI). I rated her around a 4 because I figure 1-2 should be reserved for people with severe obesity, significant deformities/assymetries, trashiness, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27881978)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: excitant degenerate liquid oxygen

There is no gradient.

Hysterical nonetheless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28950512)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Flickering Hairraiser French Chef

ALL the Asians looks the same. LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30025233)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: henna mexican

Okay, skipping past all the Instagram shit. Here's a post from December:

"I am not simple. I am a challenge for any man, I will admit. As hard as I try to be the simple girl, it is just not in my nature to be one. I demand more from everyone because I see great potential.

I only want the best for myself and for my partner, so I will never just go along with some semblance of a mediocre, passionless relationship.

An unevolved man or a boy will always want the simple girl. He doesnt want to have to work hard for anything, especially not a relationship. He doesnt want to be challenged or confronted.

But, a real man knows that by being with a complicated girl, he will be better for it. At times, this girl can be difficult, but he knows her intentions are good. With healthy communication, the relationship will become stronger.

This is the type of girl you should marry. You may think its not what you want, but you want her. The easy girl will never satisfy you. She will be sweet but uninspiring. She will always leave you wanting more."

http://elitedaily.com/dating/marry-complicated-girl/858579/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879847)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay

man what I'd give to get her in a front of a fucking psychoanalyst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880212)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:30 AM
Author: Useless Theater Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880772)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: henna mexican

"My boyfriend is like a Lamborghini. I don't have a Lamborghini. LOL. tongue emoticon #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879861)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: henna mexican

"An otherwise intelligent fellow Ivy graduate INSISTS that my [Ivy she got MA at] love is due to a lack of more compelling professional accomplishments (Unlike him, I am not building multi-m/billion dollar companies). I've repeatedly tried to convince him otherwise, to no avail."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879867)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:27 AM
Author: concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay

He's got her pegged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880218)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: henna mexican

"Tonight's date: What are you reading? Emma: Bloomberg BusinessWeek. Date: Why would you read something so BORING?? Emma: #Next!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879889)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: Heady Generalized Bond

twist: the date regularly reads top economic journals and finds mass publications utterly pedestrian.

aznshrew selfpwn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880308)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:21 AM
Author: Violent aromatic bawdyhouse

this is completely ridiculous, and why America is a bottom 10 place world wide to live for single guys.

there are Japanese single OL's who have 1/10 her requirements and are 100 times better looking and better personality.

what kind of Asian is she even? chink I'm guessing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879901)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:22 AM
Author: Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry

i mean your schtick is generally entire shit but there's some truth to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879909)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:22 AM
Author: henna mexican

Yeah, last name looks Chinese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879918)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry

well, but bpm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879922)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Violent aromatic bawdyhouse

jfc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879929)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:29 AM
Author: henna mexican

"Writing about the dismal job market & some people's blatant insensitivity. Think before you speak, please! #CheckYourPrivilege"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879958)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:30 AM
Author: Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry

die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879968)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: spectacular point

But you have an IVY MA!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27883247)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: henna mexican

Last year, she took the Buzzfeed Quiz "Which Ivy League School Should You Attend?" She got Harvard.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/which-ivy-league-school-should-you-attend?fb_ref=Default#.rvD5DnVVd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879978)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:36 AM
Author: henna mexican

Here's a gem from last year that sheds some light on her professional situation:

"Dear Friends who cannot comprehend how I don't have a "normal job" at the moment, please read this new Harvard Business Review article (in its entirety, not just the excerpt below) by Dorie Clark. I know you don't mean to be malicious, but some of your comments have been rather insensitive. I have been making huge personal and financial sacrifices to create a meaningful bridge to my next career step. I am working SO much harder than you might know -- A 9 to 5 job seems like a vacation in relative terms. I simply ask that you respect the fact that your circumstances & decisions might not be mine.

"And yet [she's now quoting the article, to be clear], despite the irony that, in some ways, Im still doing my old job but without a paycheck, Im now making (depending on the year) up to 10x more than my old salary. As Internet theorist Doc Searls has described, instead of making money from writing, Im now earning it because of the exposure it provides me and the related opportunities generated in public speaking, consulting, and teaching. On one hand, Im moving backward: blogging (oftentimes) for free is pretty lame for a former professional journalist who has been writing for nearly 15 years. On the other, Im more successful professionally and financially than Ive ever been. What Ive discovered in this age of disruption is that for many of us, the reason were not moving forward as fast as wed like is, ironically, our fear of going backward..."

We hear all the time from innovation and startup gurus that we have to be willing to embrace failure. What that really means is you must be able to afford to fail. Failure is expensive in time, reputation, and money. But over time, the willingness to take chances (that may fail) is an investment in your future success."

Thank you to those friends who have supported me in this time of great transition, with food, love & humor. [Tags about ten people]

The article: https://hbr.org/2014/02/take-a-step-back-to-propel-your-career-forward/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27879999)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:28 AM
Author: concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay

nternet theorist Doc Searls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880221)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:35 AM
Author: Useless Theater Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880780)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: henna mexican

"Other than letters of recommendation, application for journalism fellowship completed & submitted! Wish me luck!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880018)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: histrionic crawly shrine

people like this only exist in the world because we let them. it angers me. I'm feeling hopelessly mad right now. maybe this site is toxic after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880024)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Violent aromatic bawdyhouse

this is what happens when you remove subhuman chinks from their natural habitat into a hypergamous society that fetishizes Asian women, giving them a hugely inflated ego, and telling these subhuman chink hoes they can achieve anything they want, and DESERVE chad.

Americans made their own bed, and they are gonna lie in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880053)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:52 AM
Author: histrionic crawly shrine

Nobody normal really fetishizes asians, guys will just fuck anything. this chick is a fucking mentally ill striver living a cargo cult sex and the city fantasy life as her retarded ovaries wither. Asians have ruined this country in many ways. Just cannot fucking chill out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880064)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:01 AM
Author: Violent aromatic bawdyhouse

mostly just chinks and the TTT christian Koreans. japanese are non-existent in non-Hawaii America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880085)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: histrionic crawly shrine

true japs are a good example why are they letting TTT crass korea dominate asia culturally now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880116)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: odious pale set

There are some in Socal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27881290)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:23 AM
Author: Sticky cuckoldry parlor

um, they were assimilated bro. all succumbed to CHAD eventually, even if it took a few generations for some.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27987886)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: chestnut corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27883028)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:43 AM
Author: henna mexican

"When a very successful entrepreneur takes you to lunch & begins the meal by asking for your feedback on his next venture. THAT. Yes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880036)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:21 AM
Author: Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry

lol. THAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880176)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:01 AM
Author: henna mexican

300 (Yes, three hundred) pounds of clothing shipped off. Two carloads of stuff donated. Womble walks through my front door, "Your apartment looks the same." I know! #overwhelming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880090)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 12:18 AM
Author: sepia big-titted market keepsake machete

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28949795)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:07 AM
Author: henna mexican

"Tonight, Friend played a simplified version of the game I am creating to pitch to Kickstarter / indiegogo. I drew a peace sign to represent her because she served in the Peace Corps. She drew a watch to represent me. Haha."

I'll let XO guess how many times I've seen her mention this fledgling Kickstarter again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880109)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:27 AM
Author: obsidian startled personal credit line persian

WHO THE FUCK IS TAKING THESE BITCHES TO BOULEY ON A FIRST DATE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880216)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry

and she's a 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880226)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:31 AM
Author: concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay

glad we're on the same wavelength here. holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880233)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:39 AM
Author: Useless Theater Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880785)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:30 AM
Author: concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay

This doesn't make sense.

How is this woman attracting such high quality guys.

How.

Everyone she's described I would marry sight unseen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880230)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:35 AM
Author: Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880253)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:06 AM
Author: Yellow sandwich mother

she never seems to mention the guys' looks. might have something to with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27881232)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:32 AM
Author: concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay

my eyes are bulging and I'm pounding my head into my table right now holy SHIT i dislike this person and everything she stands for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880236)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: henna mexican

*Friend1 looking over my shoulder as I read a private message from a WellingtonBook man, which literally contains one word: hey*

Friend1: Really? No subject. No punctuation.

Emma: But he's wearing a green velvet tux!

Friend2: That sounds like what a wizard would wear while trying to imitate a Muggle.

Emma: I don't even know what that means.

Friend1: You don't have to know what it means other than it's a bad sign!

Emma: Aren't you impressed I even knew that was a Harry Potter reference?

Friend1 & Friend2: We are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880262)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:37 AM
Author: concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay

stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880267)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: chestnut corn cake

why won't they kill her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27883062)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:53 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060578)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: henna mexican

Commenting on every single red-carpeter at the 2012 Oscars:

Angelina Jolie Material too heavy. Length too long. Nice lipstick.

Jessica Chastian Lovely embellishment, but overwhelms her frame.

Shailene Woodley Cool design but the top is too reminiscent of a church confessional grate.

Rose Byrne Top portion does not flatter. Fewer sequins would make her look less like a wet, oily sea otter.

Anne-Sophie Bion Didn't we just see the sequined version on Rose Byrne?

Bingbing Li Where is the groom?

Michelle Williams All the clamshell ruffles just make me want to order a seafood platter.

Brett McKenzie Yes! smile emoticon I don't know who this is, but I like that he's having fun.

Esperanza Spalding Did your stylist run out of time to steam out the bottom?

Jane Seymour Nice color. But boring & does not accentuate her waist.

Judy Greer My favorite so far, but makes me think of highway lane dividers.

Viola Davis Does not flatter at all.

Sacha Baron Cohen As long as he's having fun.

Missi Pyle Does not flatter at all.

Natalie Portman How many ladybugs were killed to make that dress?

Melissa McCarthy Love the movement of the sleeve.

Michel Hazanavicius He might want to try a size larger for pants?

Maya Rudolph I don't care for the dress, but it's a safe option.

Berenice Bejo Nice dress but I would have opted for a different color.

Virginia Madsen Too much heavy fabric swallows her waist.

Nick Krause and Amara Miller Would have liked a more playful bowtie. Her dress is too mature for her.

Leah Thompson Yes. My second favorite dress.

Morgan Spurlock Don't care for the thin, black tie. At all.

Sherri Shepherd I would have gone with less contract underneath.

Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann Best dressed couple so far.

Kate Mara Not sure about that flap that goes over the right arm. Her posture is distracting.

Kelly Ripa Speaking of posture, Kelly works it!

Kristen Wiig No. Looks like she stepped out in her underpinnings only.

Gary Oldman His date is wearing my favorite dress so far.

Emma Stone The enormous bow is a little distracting, as is the faded-looking hem.

Stacy Kiebler The neckline is divine but the huge rose at the hip needs to go.

Diddy Not caring for his bowtie. Wondering what kind of watch he's wearing.

Ellie Kemper The colors of her dress coordinates with her hair very well.

Meryl Streep Love her. She looks fantastic, but the dress is way too baggy.

Matthew Lillard Suit is too large. Different shoes, too, please.

Anna Faris Wow. The House Bunny is REALLY covered up!

Octavia Spencer Pretty dress. Why does she look so displeased?

Pharrell Williams I like the playful smirk. Don't care for the piping on the lapel & vest, however.

Stopping here unless anyone really wants me to continue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880275)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:43 AM
Author: concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay

why God WHY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880295)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Useless Theater Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27887695)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Orchestra Pit

YES! I knew I would see one of these!! LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28126751)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:47 AM
Author: henna mexican

Religious views: good food good friends

Political views: Veil of Ignorance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880315)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:48 AM
Author: Heady Generalized Bond

looks like we've got a rawlsian SCHOLAR here...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880318)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:12 AM
Author: concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880404)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:20 AM
Author: comical pocket flask

Is there any way we can market this chick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880418)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 6:42 AM
Author: Vivacious slippery area haunted graveyard

I thought xo was flame and that people like this dont actually exist. What. The. Fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880667)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:15 AM
Author: opaque multi-colored knife private investor

Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880735)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:36 AM
Author: exhilarant disrespectful plaza

Is the watch obsession an azn thing? The only other people I've known to be as obsessed with watches are forever-alone azn men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880782)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:42 AM
Author: Useless Theater Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880788)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 8:47 AM
Author: obsidian startled personal credit line persian

yes, i live in asia and people are constantly surprised i dont rock a watch. sorry, not worth 40K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880928)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Violent aromatic bawdyhouse

i used to think this, but i'm about to cave and get a starter one.

jap cuties expect you to have one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880962)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 8:57 AM
Author: obsidian startled personal credit line persian

which one you looking at? i dont think i could maintain one properly to justify the cost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880964)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Violent aromatic bawdyhouse

i like Omega's, but i need to do more research. might just pick up a Seiko until i run into a good used Omega though.

sometimes, you need a watch or else you look underdressed. it's not too common in China or other Chinese majority countries, but it's common in Japan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27881112)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: spectacular point

Don't sell out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27883276)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: chestnut corn cake

and it's a meaningless status symbol in an age where we carry a cellphone 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27883069)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:55 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060580)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 9:03 AM
Author: dashing famous landscape painting property

She sounds ugly and horrible. How have you not unsubscribed to her posts to avoid seeing this shit in your newsfeed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27880989)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 9:11 AM
Author: henna mexican

I'm pretty tolerant when it comes to my feed and I enjoy seeing XO concepts play out in real life. They also don't pop up THAT frequently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27881022)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: chestnut corn cake

I'm the same way. Have a couple like these -- not nearly as bad of course, but similar -- and it's like tonguing a toothache, you just can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27883045)



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Date: February 2nd, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: sadistic piazza

subtle soft tooth trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32528785)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: henna mexican

"Home from a 3 hour date with a super ADORABLE 6'4" blond finance guy... Under 30!! #VeryPleasantlySurprised"

18 Likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27881423)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: henna mexican

"10 minutes into today's brunch date: You studied writing in graduate school? What a WASTE OF MONEY. #‎DatingProblems"

3 Likes

Follow-up comment: "AND my French toast was TERRIBLE. Now, I need to look for other food."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27881432)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: dashing famous landscape painting property

how do you restrain yourself from commenting if you won't block her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27881458)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: henna mexican

I mostly just find it funny. I don't get MAF about this sort of thing, probably because I'm not involved with the shrew dating scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27881472)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: henna mexican

"Real question: Does anyone use email for non-work reasons anymore? Guy I've been seeing for over a month thinks email is passe. He has no idea what my email is because "why do I need your email? I can call & text you. It's much better to have a CEO's direct phone number than his email. I get over a thousand emails a day. Reaching me by phone or text is way faster."

I still think it's weird."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27881446)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: opaque multi-colored knife private investor

The contemporary mid-30s urban asian shrew is the most fungible member of the dating market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27881465)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: henna mexican

She has pinned 4,644 things on Pinterest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27881867)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:57 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060588)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: Charismatic Puppy

It's bizarre when people want qualities in others just to "check the box" rather than out of any real desire for them. She doesn't sound like she's describing a hot date here, more like a job interview. So robotic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27881952)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Cerebral disturbing range dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27881976)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27886310)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: glittery dilemma volcanic crater

She would fail the Voight-Kampff test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27886325)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 3:51 AM
Author: Charismatic Puppy

and the turing test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27888186)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle vengeful resort

LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28126726)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: silver sanctuary

so she went to Penn, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27882029)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Yellow sandwich mother

she seems like a columbia MA to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27883041)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 2:22 AM
Author: Drab University

Prob. journalism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27887868)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: cheese-eating roast beef

this sounds 100% correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27887897)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Copper talented wrinkle base

I would have guessed Cornell for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27883067)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:38 PM
Author: Hateful Love Of Her Life

If not flame, I can only conclude the reason I'm not going on dates with these guys is that I'm not prestigious or shallow enough. Will work on improving myself to be more like this shrew, thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27882118)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 11:52 AM
Author: mahogany curious brunch dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27889638)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: ocher outnumbered ticket booth sex offender

how has her head not been bashed in yet? is this really the way NYC women operate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27882854)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: glittery dilemma volcanic crater

yes, it really is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27882880)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: silver sanctuary

btw you need to post a screen shot with identifying info blacked out to convince us all that this isn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27882862)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: cracking crackhouse

There is no way he is making this much shit up. Too much detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27882888)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: silver sanctuary

yeah i agree, i think it's real. but seeing a screen shot would drive it home and make it more hilarious IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27882912)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: henna mexican

I'm a bit paranoid about accidentally outing myself with PC screenshots, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27883074)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: chestnut corn cake

don't do it - obviously you're not making this much up and you're already doing enough to entertain us (ok sicken us)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27883117)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: glittery dilemma volcanic crater

MODS! plz stop Charles XII from outing 433.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27882878)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: erotic church building ratface

no-one remembers creepy pumo flameout? this won't end well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27883278)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: spectacular point

SHREWMO OUTTED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27883283)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: glittery dilemma volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27889302)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: Appetizing Site

shitty flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27883298)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: henna mexican

Bro, how the Hell could I produce a flame this massive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27883964)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: henna mexican

Though the moniker is fitting for such a claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27884987)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: henna mexican

Posted at 1 AM last night:

"Men in tuxes. Yes, please. smile emoticon #BlackTie"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27889170)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Drab University

Sounds like a misguided attempt at branding herself s some kind of elite media personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27889714)



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Date: May 15th, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Yellow sandwich mother

wasn't RSF at a black tie party last night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27896811)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 11:45 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Updating my LinkedIn profile & found out that I was written up in [Extremely obscure publication] for my [Extremely obscure event] keynote. smile emoticon"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27894389)



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Date: May 15th, 2015 12:19 PM
Author: henna mexican

I glanced at said write-up and it turns out it describes some of her professional history. Turns out she spent like 5 years simply working for her alma mater after finishing her MA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27896752)



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Date: May 15th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: henna mexican

"The 22 most memorable quotes from the new Elon Musk book, ranked - The Washington Post http://ow.ly/3xRIMw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27896765)



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Date: May 15th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: odious pale set

You are doing God's work in this thread, bro, keep it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27896905)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 10:47 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Swiping Right on Tinder, but Staying Put - NYTimes.com http://ow.ly/3xSlLT ‪#DatingProblems People need to step up & stop playing games."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27906499)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Actually, I am interested in the timepiece. Mmm... Timepieces!"

Links to this pic: https://www.facebook.com/thehitschristchurch/photos/a.426000704187314.1073741830.280939955360057/765378783582836/?type=1&theater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27906513)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:06 PM
Author: henna mexican

"It comes as no surprise to anyone who knows me, & especially those who know me via my enduring love for exclusive timepieces (Hi aSmallWorld!), that I would be quoted in a article about highly educated Manhattan women who covet $150,000 purses. (As a high school student on the Upper East Side, I had a subscription to Vogue (The adult version) & coveted the Hermes Kelly. Birkin is just too big, even for me.)

But don't worry future Husband, I wouldn't spend more than $10,000 on a bag... OK, OK... $20,000 tops. (Notice I don't give an amount for wristwatches? LOL. (Oh, when will you be mine, my precious Lange 1??? http://monochrome-watches.com/lange-1-daymatic/)) My personality would never survive the kind of male dominance described by Dr. Wendy Martin (The Yale version of the Princeton Mom?), however. ‪#ForeverAlone"

I won't link the exact article, but it's a spinoff talking about this one (or rather, the book the author of it wrote):

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/17/opinion/sunday/poor-little-rich-women.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27984967)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: Hateful Love Of Her Life

I don't believe anyone would write "okay future husband i won't spend more than $10k on a bag"

Screenshot and remove all identifying information or this thread is worthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27985163)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: comical pocket flask

No, I want to believe this isn't flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27985474)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:35 PM
Author: henna mexican

Well, if you insist:

http://imgur.com/zlRzTep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27986647)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: comical pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27986667)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: Hateful Love Of Her Life

Oh God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27989569)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:52 PM
Author: pink marvelous whorehouse fat ankles

wtf

is she hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27985272)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: henna mexican

A 4 at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27985450)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: dashing famous landscape painting property

lol, she actually pays for a subscription to aSW still?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27986671)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:43 PM
Author: green jap mad cow disease

wonder if its more embarrassing to have ur nude pics in public or these poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27986693)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: Sticky cuckoldry parlor

oh what a nested parentheses scholar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27987901)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: Jet travel guidebook

someone needs to scrape all her posts and make a markov chain twitterbot that just tweets in her style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27986768)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Offensive Spot Goyim

Holy fuck. I googled around and found OP's chick (no doobs, i swear) and this thread is 100% not flame. Here's the "finally, a worthy suitor" pic:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27987077)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:06 AM
Author: Slimy stead voyeur

jfc she's terrible and could be a binary 0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27987835)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: pink marvelous whorehouse fat ankles

could be? wtf is wrong with you, IS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27989574)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 8:26 AM
Author: henna mexican

Oh god, I never noticed, but her FB is 100% public, isn't it? I suppose there's nothing stopping you, then. I just don't want her getting harassed by XO psychos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27988176)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Offensive Spot Goyim

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27990693)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: henna mexican

I mean, it's a public account, so it's basically like linking a blog. I've defriended myself to avoid an outing, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27990731)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Medicated Messiness

I don't hate her as much after seeing how ugly she is. I just pity her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27990736)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: comical pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28102854)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:15 PM
Author: Slimy stead voyeur

FUCK we have the mutual friends. all insufferable. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28126558)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: henna mexican

This makes me wonder how many poasters I'm one degree of separation from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28126591)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: Slimy stead voyeur

i know for a fact I was friends with several poasters via pre-ITE who are now basically retired. Current? Not sure, but if there are legit HYP people here, definitely people in common with several poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28126736)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: red nursing home crotch

still hilarious that I had a handful of mutual friends with her. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29460349)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Orchestra Pit

fuck her shit wont load

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28129392)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 8:34 AM
Author: Yellow sandwich mother

do it. XO could use a new mascot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27988190)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: swollen fragrant theater stage

That is one of the more hideous women I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27989565)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: pink marvelous whorehouse fat ankles

lol i threw up a little

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27989573)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:16 PM
Author: Hateful Love Of Her Life

Please be flame.

*torches this entire thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27989580)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:55 AM
Author: Bateful French Address Telephone

*smothers you with this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29460457)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Offensive Spot Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27990676)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: chartreuse trailer park athletic conference

WTF, I figured she'd at least be skinny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27990787)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: comical pocket flask

As a yellowfever mo I'm incredibly disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28102858)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Offensive Spot Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27991649)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 11:43 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal elastic band

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28129333)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: henna mexican

LOL holy shit:

I'm Team Amal Aamuddin Clooney, the Impossible Princess -- The Cut http://ow.ly/3xVdqy (Was never a George Girl.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27998494)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Offensive Spot Goyim

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#27998940)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: odious pale set

Your poast needs a trigger warning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28102869)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: comical pocket flask

*Turns to stone*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28102873)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: trip tanning salon

reading through this entire thread for the first time and laughed my fucking ass off irl at this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35061311)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: bright den national security agency

She is hideous and a liar. She should be put down immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28103010)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Hateful Love Of Her Life

Omg please be flame. How can she be getting more dates than me? Fuck this gay earth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28103032)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:07 PM
Author: bright den national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28103086)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:38 PM
Author: Violent aromatic bawdyhouse

she is mentally ill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28126687)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:05 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060606)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Laughsome faggotry hell

This thread is 180 and 120 at the same time.

Thank to OP for putting this together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28103144)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:48 PM
Author: comical pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34053165)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:11 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28126541)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal elastic band

Anyone rating her as a 4 is a sick fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28129345)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 10:12 PM
Author: henna mexican

She's still dating away:

Tonight's date is a super tan, fit, Eurasian, Harvard-educated, former-Goldman Wellington who speaks French fluently??? ‪#surprise‬!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28259059)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: spectacular point

How the fuck does she land dudes like that? He must be hideous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28259104)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 11:04 PM
Author: Drab University

she looks really familiar, I swear I've dealt with her... she reminds me of luxury p.r. people, although she seems do be suffering from a reverse body dysmorphia disorder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28259206)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 8:28 AM
Author: henna mexican

Naturally:

"Tinder dater Michelle Thomas writes open letter after being told she was TOO FAT | Daily Mail Online"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28325231)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 11:46 AM
Author: maroon native karate

Lol. I'm in disbelief. I've never met anyone like this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28326113)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: Abusive patrolman

That means you have NEVER lived in any major American metropolitan area. Outed as an ARE COUNTRY Halfordian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28326908)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: supple church

guys the dating stories are mostly or entirely false. stop pissing yourselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28327739)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: henna mexican

If they're flame, it's all created by her. None of this is fabricated by me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28949659)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:49 PM
Author: henna mexican

Oh boy, another dating post, from last week:

"Somehow I went from NOTHING to having a 24 year old & a 50 year old interested in me. Do I want to be a cougar or a kitten?

Update for those of you who "need" more information:

24 year old is a HYP (Harvard Yale Princeton) boy. When I mentioned [School], he asked why he would go to a second tier Ivy. 😒 Works at Goldman. 6'4" & looks like jailbait Jude Law. Plays violin. Maybe fluent in French. Lives in my neighborhood.

50 year old is UC Berkeley environmental engineer & serial entrepreneur. 5'10" & very boyish good looks. Nice voice. He's not intimidated by my personality. Drives a custom Audi A7 & is serious about his wine. Lives in SF but has an office in Manhattan."

24 likes, about 15 comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28949652)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: flesh coiffed people who are hurt location

lol at having to explain what HYP is. what unprestigious audience is she writing for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28949662)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: henna mexican

Well, she did go to a mere second-tier Ivy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28949671)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: henna mexican

LMAO, this is from one day before the post about having two different guys into her. Not sure if this just describes one of them or if she is shrewing it up to the max:

"Started October by calling Teke to express that I am .not. amused by his recent [lack of] actions.

(Ah, the joys of dating me! grin emoticon It takes a strong man to survive more than a month with me. I like it that way, though. ‪#‎DatingProblems‬)

Teke: Do you have a history with him? Did you guys date?

Emma: Date??? I reprimand him almost EVERY time we have a phone call! He & I would NEVER date.

Teke: You're pretty rough on him.

Emma: When I am not satisfied, I don't mince words. I am extremely blunt. You'll never need to guess where you stand with me. I'll tell you directly. ...You already saw that tonight at the beginning of this call.

Teke: It did not bother me. I understand & I'm happy about it. I like it this way & I know you do, too.

*Impressed* *Surprised* ‪#‎TeamTeke‬

We'll see how I feel when we conduct a year end review. LOL. But seriously..."

She then posted this picture: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIMhmUPWEAA48TQ.jpg

7 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#28949687)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 12:55 AM
Author: henna mexican

Haven't updated this in a while, mainly because most of what she posts is pictures with minimal text and I don't want to direct link, but she's still at it. All of these are from the past three weeks:

"The one guy I spoke to tonight turns out to be an Ivy League electrical engineering major named after his mother's Arabian horse. *smiley face x3* #obvi"

"Tonight's date wore a watch for the past 1,100 out of 1,103 days. Guess which day today was. #DatingProblems *puke face* *sad face* *tongue-out face* #WatchProblems *smiley face x3*

"If it takes > 6 txts to set up a date, I AM CALLING YOU. #DatingProblems #OldSchool #MyTimeIsPrecious"

"Tonight's date: Fellow native NYer, who graduated from Packer Collegiate Institute - Apparently a very prestigious HS I only heard of today."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29460151)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal elastic band

This bitch does not have a soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29460157)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: concupiscible light faggot firefighter lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29460344)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: Doobsian godawful garrison

I call flame

No one can be so clueless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29460338)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:35 AM
Author: red nursing home crotch

LOL at PACKER.

lofty PACKER! 40k to go the brooklyn equivalent of birch wathen lenox. just lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29460366)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: henna mexican

Not being from the land of five-figure prep schools, I'm guessing Birch Wathen Lenox is some other not-prestigious prep school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29460388)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:51 AM
Author: red nursing home crotch

yeah.

here is the thing. it's all bullshit. all of it. but if you take that kinda thing seriously, paying what you pay to send your kid to Packer is a fail.

if you're good parents and your kid is a decent, hard working kid, you get the same results for Packer from Morrow, Midwood and a bunch of other public HS that are not the specialized schools.

These schools are, to no one's surprise, about networking at a young age. but ROFL they're being so indoctrinated in nonsense and, in particular, self-loathing of their privilege that they will likely waste all of that capital. It's just hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29460440)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:00 AM
Author: Motley boistinker

jfc this thread is a horrible rabbit hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29460492)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:07 AM
Author: Useless Theater Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29460514)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: silver sanctuary

this is all rather unbelievable and i'm amazed that she exists in the wild; i would assume it's all elaborate flame if i did not trust you as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29460519)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:28 AM
Author: wonderful topaz trump supporter prole

180 thread OP

set her up with jjc OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29460582)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Tonight's date broke up with his gorgeous, gorgeous & kind gf bc she didn't know Gershwin. I passed the music test with Ravel's Bolero. *smiley face*"

10 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29477219)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 1:57 PM
Author: transparent temple

Please tell me this one is fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29477235)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: henna mexican

100% real, posted about 14 hours ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29477243)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:09 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060618)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: henna mexican

"Why am I already discussing engagement rings with Thursday's first date? (Highly probable date won't happen. #stubborn ;) #DatingProblems"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29517797)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Flushed death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29517802)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: odious pale set

This is one of the GOATUS threads of 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29517811)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: pearl very tactful house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29647024)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sable friendly grandma toaster

Is this what they mean when they say Asians have no soul? This is like a black hole of a person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29517973)



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Date: January 17th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: henna mexican

Accused of being socialist by an attorney living in a ultra luxury apt. Then, a liberal by an ultra wealthy Southerner. #DatingProblems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29618042)



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Date: January 17th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Flushed death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29618049)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: henna mexican

"My friends will LOVE: UPenn guy no longer interested after I didn't tell him my alma material, then accuses me of going to a state school."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29646677)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: henna mexican

One of the follow-ups comments are great as well:

"I'm not sure you're actually dating. I think you're auditioning men for bit parts in the wonderful roller coaster tale of your life, but it is unclear that you're actually setting it up for any of them to join the cast. Which is totally fine, and I appreciate the stories."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29646686)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: pearl very tactful house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29647028)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Jet travel guidebook

You've met this person in the flesh? She sounds like the living avatar of a Last Psychiatrist screed. Like what youd expect if you turned a Markov chain twitterbot loose on a list of aspirational brands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29646757)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: henna mexican

Yeah, I've met her IRL, though it predated my discovery of XO so I wasn't on the lookout for hardcore shrew tendencies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29646878)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: henna mexican

Four days ago she posted a short video wishing happy birthday to herself, which shows a single candle burning in a ceramic cup that appears to have at least five scoops of ice cream in it (one vanilla, three chocolate, and the remaining 1+ are buried deeper inside the cup and can't be seen).

It has a #foreveralone hashtag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29824815)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: vigorous hospital idea he suggested

Her birthday wish is for "Wellington!" which I gather to be her shorthand for the kind of HANDSOME and "successful" (read: rich) man she so delusionally thinks she deserves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30283988)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:11 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060622)



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Date: February 29th, 2016 5:45 PM
Author: vigorous hospital idea he suggested

Have you noticed how she awkwardly jams her (manicured and be-ringed) thumb into a huge number of her photographs? Presumably to show off the aforementioned manicure and ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29946594)



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Date: February 29th, 2016 5:55 PM
Author: henna mexican

I hadn't but now that you've mentioned it I see it everywhere.

WTF is up with putting a ring on your thumb, anyway? Is that common?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#29946686)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: henna mexican

"Aaaaaand, we're back from our dating hiatus? Now chatting up a guy: BA biotech, MS computer science + business, MBA. & British accent. *smile emoticon*"

Comment chain:

Other guy: "Sounds like my polish molecular biologist with benefits. Nature/Science publications?"

Emma: "I haven't gotten so personal as to ask if he's been published! *shocked emoticon* *grin emoticon*"

Emma: "Also, he switched careers because he likes people jobs, v. lab isolation jobs. BUT, he still loves science."

Emma: "If mine doesn't work out, can I have yours?"

Other guy: "You'd have to ask HIS husband *smile emoticon*

But he's involved in this patent dispute over DNA scissors"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30025202)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Thriller circlehead depressive

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30025266)



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Date: March 24th, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: silver sanctuary

*shoots flame thrower into that comment exchange*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30131529)



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Date: April 6th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: painfully honest stock car pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30218147)



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Date: March 24th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: henna mexican

"If I could afford to be in school for a lifetime..."

Links to this article:

https://www.insidehighered.com/views/2014/05/01/man-amasses-credentials-all-8-ivy-institutions-essay#.Vs9AJK_6gh8.facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30130947)



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Date: April 6th, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: henna mexican

"SuperLiked a 39 year old, blond Dartmouth Columbia boy with 47 mutual connections. No reponse, yet(?) Who knows him? #‎TinderProblems"

A noteworthy response:

Guy: "Didn't you just have food poisoning? Lmao"

Emma: "Exactly. I need someone to take care of me. #SingleProblems"

Emma: "Plus, he was wearing scrubs in one of his photos."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30218126)



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Date: April 6th, 2016 10:54 PM
Author: red nursing home crotch

she's pulling like a shrew version of XO Milo and is vamping it up because she thinks it's hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30218187)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: henna mexican

Half Of Ivy League Students Get This WRONG, Will You? Share Your Answer. Then See If Youre Correct: AWM http://ow.ly/3zxmga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30240701)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 11:32 AM
Author: henna mexican

"He .tells. me to keep my phone on until 1am. Doesn't txt me until noon the NEXT day & wonders why he should apologize?? #DatingProblems"

9 likes, a wow, and an angry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30240713)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Tonight, 64 year old racist lectured my friend & me for 20 minutes, then told me I'm single bc I'm FAT. #NYCproblems"

Enriched by this earlier comment:

"I had a ROUGH morning AND there were no #amNY chips to cheer me up during my train ride to work today! :( #NYCproblems"

As well as these replies:

Emma: "& to put it in context, the man is a 350 pound diabetic Italian holding a pint of ice cream while he compared IQ across ethnicities, followed by praise for Donald Trump."

Friend: "Seriously????!!!!! Where do I even start with that, other than just, wow, what an insufferable vapid lout????"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30283808)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: odious pale set

Johnsmeyer isn't a pound over 300

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30283825)



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Date: April 21st, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Offensive Spot Goyim

"the man is a 350 pound diabetic Italian holding a pint of ice cream while he compared IQ across ethnicities, followed by praise for Donald Trump"

what's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33124919)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: henna mexican

Sheesh, she's really been upping her date-posting:

"Talking to 3 super successful men. 2 out of town & 1 sick. #‎DatingProblems‬ #FAIL"

Friend: "You should talk to unsuccessful men. They would worship you."

Emma: "PASS."

Friend: "Are you sure? LOL!"

Emma: "Yes. Final answer."

Emma: "I can't even deal with a lot of the successful men."

Friend2: "What does "success" entail in this case?"

Emma: "Professional. What kind of success do you look for?"

Friend2: "What does professional mean to you? Professional and successful comes in so many ways."

Emma: "Achieved their goals career-wise [LOL this is a great euphemism], love their job & looking to greater achievements. I'm confused by these questions..."

Friend2: "Great achievements" and "achieved their goals career-wise" usually = makes a lot of money, that's all.

What if the career goal was to be a high school English teacher? Or a really good fireman who saved lives? Or a really great artist who owned his own studio?

Also, why does someone have to love their job? I don't love my job and likely never will, but my career enables me to pursue outside passions -- which is what I REALLY live for. I know many successful, attractive men feel similar."

Emma: "If the career goal was to be a high school English teacher & he is, then great. He's successful. He reached his goal. Simple." [Note: I have never seen her post about dating a teacher]

Emma: "PERSONALLY, not everyone needs to agree with me, I prefer men who love their jobs. I've met too many that hate their job & it's a super downer. It's not something I want to deal with in my relationship right now. It's so nice to be with men who love their job & aren't griping about it 24/7. They are exhilarated by their career, whether it be as a HS English teacher or fireman, & it's joyous."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30283828)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: vigorous hospital idea he suggested

Brother, I am fascinated by this chick. The pure delusion with regards to dating, the barely disguised panic as to her employment status, the ever-so-gentle pushback from concerned friends in the comments (buried in the pile of you-go-girl sycophancy). I can't get a good sense for how much she believes her own hype -- does she really think she's going to beat the odds and find a man to her standards, and does she really think she's working unbelievably hard to carve out her own professional path? Or is she just putting on a brave face for her friends?

Did you know she has at least two other facebook accounts? It looks like one has a lot of undergrad stuff and the other is slightly newer. Both under her real name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30284047)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:23 AM
Author: henna mexican

The most astonishing thing to me is that she's been quasi-blogging about all these dating failures for THREE YEARS now and I don't think she's ever had a relationship lasting over a month in that span (or at least, she didn't post about it). It's really incredible.

I noticed one of the other accounts and was pretty confused as to why it exists. Why not just remake your existing account and delete old shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30284061)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: vigorous hospital idea he suggested

Honestly I'm baffled that she even gets first dates. As has been amply noted ITT, she brings absolutely nothing to the table. I wonder if she hits up these incredibly successful HANDSOMES for networking lunches or something like that, then tries to convert it into a date (or delusionally thinks that it constitutes a date). I can't think of any other way that she could even get a drink with the caliber of dude she talks about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30284091)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: henna mexican

A year later, and she's still a megashrew. She just linked this photo:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFSuXQfHjGN/

She also recently wrote a HuffPo article. She didn't mention how HuffPo doesn't pay writers.

Also:

"STILL seeking this.

Tonight's double Ivy date at Peacock Alley in the Waldorf Astoria very confusing. Gave me super mixed signals. Neutral to uninterested(?) to interested??? #‎DatingProblems"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30469825)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Black Irate Double Fault

Scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30469946)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060631)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: henna mexican

Today, she posted a link to this article, paired with the following post:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/05/18/lady-spiders-demand-gifts-from-their-gentleman-callers-or-else-they-eat-them/?tid=sm_fb

Did you bring me a QUARTZ wristwatch & processed food??? How DARE you!!! *sigh emoji* *sick emoji* *cheshire grin emoji*

#SpiritInsect‬ *3 smile emojis*

Males "can be deceitful little creatures. Some males actually bring fake gifts inedible plant seeds or the remains of an insect they've already eaten and try to pass off these packages as legit meals.

A 2011 study in BMC Evolutionary Biology found that females responded to worthless gifts by ending mating sooner than if the gift had been good."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30538762)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: henna mexican

C'mon I thought this was a great one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30541680)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution

pls poast more interactions between ppl who comment on her updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30542030)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 7:37 PM
Author: henna mexican

Glad you asked, because I went back and it has a pretty good follow-up.

Friend: Your spider will come, Emma. smile emoticon

Emma: Did you see my Tweet to #NostagiaChat? Super cute & smart date tonight, BUT lives in Canada. *3x grin emoticon* Leaves Tuesday & has work dinners during the week.

Friend: Sounds like a step in the right direction...

Emma: at least he picked a nice place to feed me. *3x smile emoticon*

She then posts an instagram photo of some weird salad from her Sunday night date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30542598)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution

ugh, jfc. *cringe-jacking myself* OH GOD UHHHHHH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30542649)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 7:55 PM
Author: Grizzly Son Of Senegal

HO LEE FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30542686)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30544690)



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Date: July 2nd, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: henna mexican

WHY??? :P LOL. // Why Hong Kong's Richest Man Wears a $500 Watch - Bloomberg LP http://ht.ly/Zb2r301NWgs cc @WatchTime #timepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#30839430)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 4:27 PM
Author: Useless Theater Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#31663756)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 5:37 PM
Author: ebony dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#31664251)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 6:21 PM
Author: Violet Frum Business Firm

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#31664496)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: passionate milky nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32538144)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060633)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: henna mexican

This is still going. In the past month, she has made 11 separate posts that contain the hashtag #DatingProblems.

No evidence of a long-term relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#31663743)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Violet Frum Business Firm

i want to fucking die after reading this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#31664243)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 6:22 PM
Author: Grizzly Son Of Senegal

DC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#31664499)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Violet Frum Business Firm

NYC apparently

she sounds like a good fit for DC now that you mention it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#31664507)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: henna mexican

Totally unintentional in January: First #date of the month on the first day of the month: Harvard Club with Columbia JD/MBA + Harvard MPA. Last date of the month on the last day of the month: Yale Club with LSE PhD in economics. Mid-month: Two successful Yalies. Annnnnnd... Still single! *goofy face*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32537476)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Insane codepig partner

what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32537571)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: odious pale set

You're doing God's work in this thread, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32538109)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: henna mexican

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32538209)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 5:35 PM
Author: titillating international law enforcement agency

how ugly are these dudes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32538624)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: henna mexican

"True story: I almost food poisoned myself with undercooked poultry last night for dinner & today for lunch. *shocked face*

Someone take me out for a properly cooked dinner! (February is my birthday month, after all.) *playful face* #ForeverAlone *rooster*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32537520)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: henna mexican

Won't link her photos, but she wears a Dartmouth class ring on her left thumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32537546)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: swollen fragrant theater stage

Someone posted the pic of this chick at some point in this thread and she is a horrific looking asian chick (I say this as someone who is pretty generous with describing female attractiveness, not like crazy XO poster description of hideous).

I laugh everytime I see a Wolfgang's or hear it referenced, because I think of this heinous looking shrew, who thinks she's fucking high class, thinking it's fucking Wolfgang Puck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32537603)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: henna mexican

Yeah I won't post pics but she looks really bad, especially considering most Asian chicks hold up well in their 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32537652)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: swollen fragrant theater stage

Right, there are tons of women posted on this site as "ugly" and I laugh, because, fuck it, I'm no adonis. This is not one of those instances, which people have to understand to really appreciate how absurd this is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32537685)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:35 PM
Author: henna mexican

Sadly I can't illustrate it but I think it's worth noting this woman seems to Instagram almost everything she eats or drinks. Almost always has her left hand placed strategically to show off that Dartmouth class ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32537726)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: rusted alcoholic toilet seat theatre

I dont believe MFH ivy league women would ACTIVELY CHEER for their friends to date NON "elite" UG guys

sorry. flame. they will ding you for cornell, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32537759)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Violet Frum Business Firm

what the fuck man she's STILL posting actively?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32538040)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Useless Theater Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32538133)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:40 PM
Author: henna mexican

Relentlessly. She has made about 260 posts in the past month. Most of them are cross-posted Hootsuite or Instagram posts with a trillion hashtags; of those posts most are of whatever food or drink she is consuming. It's a hard slog digging up the ones that are distinctive enough to be funny on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32538207)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:35 PM
Author: sienna mind-boggling library really tough guy

there's gotta be a longitudinal study in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32538182)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: gold stage

there are still links to her pics itt

she is a legitimate 3, maybe a 3.5 if you have yellow fever. she has to be making up all these dates, there is no fucking way any half-way successful guy would want to be seen in public with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32538564)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: stirring bistre school wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32539818)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 6:59 PM
Author: trip tanning salon

*kidnaps her*

*waterboards her with milk*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32539237)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: henna mexican

"IstGenYale (an emerging Yale alumni Shared Identity Group (SIG) with similar backgrounds supporting current students on campus and fellow alumni) invited me to their luncheon on the 25th (see below), & just encouraged me to bring other Dartmouth alumni to the event. Anyone interested in joining me?

Networking lunch with 350 students & alumni - Amherst, Columbia/Barnard, Brown, Cornell, Dartmouth, Duke, Georgetown, Haverford, Harvard, Lehigh, MIT, Pomona, Princeton, Stanford, Swarthmore, Tufts, Penn & Yale to share our life & career experiences and support the next generation in meaningful ways."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32591912)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 2:56 PM
Author: henna mexican

"I cannot recommend Dorie Clark enough if you want to build a strong career for yourself -- At EVERY stage of your journey. I've been reading her work regularly since my days at the Tuck School of Business at Dartmouth. She is the best!

https://hbr.org/2017/01/your-career-needs-many-mentors-not-just-one"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32591931)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Invited to an alumni luncheon @Yale the last weekend of the month.

Who wants to road trip / explore campus with me?

*three tears of joy emojis*

#IvyLeague"

These last few are more mundane but 1. They're literally all posted in the past 24 hours, and 2. I feel the need to emphasize how OBSESSED she is with college pedigrees despite being in her late 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32591947)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution

She must have friends who have called her out on this shit. Does she get likes and supportive comment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32592030)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 3:10 PM
Author: henna mexican

I've never seen anybody call her out. Most posts get at least 1-2 likes and some get many more. I haven't posted comments as often recently, but a lot of the earlier posts in this thread give an idea of the comment structure.

I do get the feeling her posts are getting less engagement than in the past, but like 80% or more of her posts are Instagram or Hootsuite crossposts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32592083)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: henna mexican

She just shared this photo, together with "#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

https://www.facebook.com/ThunderDungeon/photos/a.1268731226510048.1073744071.288157034567477/1268731883176649/?type=3&theater

Also shared this one two days earlier:

https://www.facebook.com/ThunderDungeon/photos/a.1266636770052827.1073744064.288157034567477/1266638216719349/?type=3&theater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32591979)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: henna mexican

"People, use social media to empower your network! [Various people] are experts at this. Read their work to learn how to effectively brand yourself online.

The image below is an exchange with a Wellesley College alumna I met virtually via a social Facebook group. This conversation about technology wouldn't have happened if I did not post photos from [name]'s #WomenWhoCode class today. [Name] was also at this event because she's been welcomed into G.Crew. I met her via [name] via Yelp. Yes, Yelp.

Earlier this week, I went to a Dartmouth Entrepreneurship Network (DEN) event where an alumnus introduced himself by telling me that he recognized me from Facebook photos with two fellow Dartmouth alumni. Also in the group was another Dartmouth alumnus I met at Internet Week because I was wearing a Dartmouth shirt."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32592026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 5:01 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32593003)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: henna mexican

She just visited Tel Aviv!

"GREAT trip that EXCEEDED expectations. Lots of new food, fun & friends! :) LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!"

She also attended a TEDx event in NYC, which had a board inviting ppl to post sticky notes stating what was left on their bucket list. Her entry:

http://i.imgur.com/AD9Gz8D.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32727870)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Honey-headed ape

"Produce book of global travel"

Wtf does that even mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32728203)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: smoky boyish nibblets chapel

The dartmouth class ring is really off the hook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32728701)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: henna mexican

It's in like 70% of her photos too. I'll post a bunch of them sometime to drive the point home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32728726)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:01 PM
Author: magenta abode striped hyena

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32869607)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: henna mexican

Linked this article:

http://www.someecards.com/love/breakups/breakup-couple-photo-shoot/

With this text:

"You *know* this is something I'd do.

Except that I haven't been in anything close to a relationship since 2010. Coincidentally, when I was engaged.

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32728196)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: titillating international law enforcement agency

I have a friend who has a JJC complex. Indian guy. Still might be a virgin. Is convinced ibanking is how he will become a Chad. I showed him this thread and it was eye opening. He's a little more redpilled now and spends far less time droning on about "banking Chads" for several hours a day. Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32728213)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: henna mexican

ty for your service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32728222)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: Electric Center Gunner

this post alone is a 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32728311)



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Date: April 21st, 2017 3:58 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Offensive Spot Goyim

"droning on about "banking Chads" for several hours a day"

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33124927)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Violet Frum Business Firm

u saved a man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33702752)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: Irradiated soggy casino goal in life

how does this shed light on banking Chads who might still have 180 lives

this woman's creepy fan obsession with PRESTIGE has no relevance except maybe showing him that his obsession is also stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38182158)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed ape

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

https://mobile.twitter.com/williamwdepew/status/833910761768501248/photo/3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32728227)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring shimmering step-uncle's house candlestick maker

the self loathing requisite to a good GC robot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32728249)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: henna mexican

Today, a link to this image:

https://www.facebook.com/ThunderDungeon/photos/a.1291994967517007.1073744180.288157034567477/1291995054183665/?type=3&theater

With this text:

"THIS. & given the difficulty of the past decade, it should be a brand new Vitamix.

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32745572)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 8:53 PM
Author: henna mexican

3 hour dinner date with tonight's Yalie & he kissed me at the end. Then I found out that he's NOT EVEN TWENTY-FIVE! *sanzaru emoji*

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32869556)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:24 AM
Author: Grizzly Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32905426)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Two more dead ends this weekend.

This is insanity. #DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32902289)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution

how did you meet her

do her friends console her in these poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32902306)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: henna mexican

She gets very generic support, not a lot of substantive comments. I've noticed a general decline in the level of substance over time, both in terms of her own posts and in the responses of her friends. A few years back she was doing full blog posts on dates, and getting pretty long comments. Now it's throwaway posts just getting likes or very short comments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32902459)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: maize splenetic space juggernaut

this seems to reflect on a certain type of fatigue people have with virtue signalers in general. it's not her versus people are simply tired of affirming the narcissists in their midst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33040125)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: henna mexican

Could also be that her friend group is aging and gradually fading out of the social meteor game, while she soldiers on like nothing has happened.

Totally idle speculation on my part though; I'm not an expert on these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33040192)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: maize splenetic space juggernaut

interesting. i can see that as well.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33040233)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: Filthy Locale Potus

She is clearly insane and lying. I wouldn't even call her a shrew as much as a crazy lady.

Great example...this attractive, rich, well educated Britt stays at work hours late just to see her for 5 minutes?? Either A) this didn't happen and she is lying or B) he gets no attention ever from women and is actually a fat ugly dude who looks 50 at 38.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32905440)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: plum diverse coffee pot

This was also my reaction. Strong resemblance to the social media presence of an old school acquaintance who has significant mental illness/personality disorders. These people make me sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32907171)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: Aqua arousing cruise ship philosopher-king

That was my conclusion as well. Something just doesn't jive with her posts. CharlesXII, does she ever post photos of her dates? Can you confirm these guys even exist? Because otherwise I think you can make a strong case that they're figments of her imagination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33040287)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: maize splenetic space juggernaut

there is a woman i know who is an artist who for well over a year shared stories of this fellow artist and there on again off again affair. it was a whirlwind thing that involved plot twists and turns. eventually she had a bipolar break and was LEGIT bellvue hospitalized. fast forward years later---i go to brooklyn museum for this event and MEET this guy. we chat and chat and i bring up this mutual friend. QUOTE "oh her! dude, she's psycho. she made up all these crazy stories and told a bunch of people we were in some romance. dude...i've kissed her cheek a couple of times. "

and i ran backwards all the shit she told me and 100% this bro was telling the truth. sounds like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33040316)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Aqua arousing cruise ship philosopher-king

insane. maybe the subject of OP is doing that with guys she's met in passing or viewed on linkedin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33040556)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:28 PM
Author: henna mexican

As a matter of fact, no, I can't recall a single photo of one of her dates.

Still not prepared to say it's all flame, though. A strong point in favor of her dates being real is that she never seems to have a second date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33040325)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Aqua arousing cruise ship philosopher-king

True. But what if her end game is to get sympathy from others and/or make herself out to be so desirable that no man is good enough for her? If she never has a second date then she can keep this going indefinitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33040549)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060643)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:42 AM
Author: Provocative elite box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32905579)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: nighttime regret stag film

First time seeing this. Why are people so mad over this shrew? She is stone cold 1 on a scale of 20. I feel only pity for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32905857)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:32 PM
Author: henna mexican

A doozy of a thread from last night:

"Tonight's date to me, "You can afford membership to a private club, you went to Dartmouth."

*thousand-yard-stare face*

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

This one generated quite a few comments. The better excerpts:

Friend A: "I went to Dartmouth and I can't afford a pizza."

Emma: "It's too bad we are incompatible in so many ways. He's attractive, smart & very familiar with Dartmouth."

Friend B: "More importantly, can you afford it and do you value it at that amount..."

Emma: "I'm saving for an apartment. Plus, I need dental work. Plus, other health bills. #AdultProblems"

Friend C: "Pray tell how did he find out you went to Dartmouth?"

Emma: "He asked me. I was trying to avoid revealing it."

Friend C: "And so what if you can't afford a private club, does that poison the date?"

Emma: "Apparently, it was one of many strikes against me?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32917794)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution

she didn't even go their for a professional degree or undergrad degree, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32917853)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: henna mexican

Nope, writing MA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32917872)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:46 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution

so hard not to cringe at her posts

makes me uncomfortable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#32917887)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: maize splenetic space juggernaut

OH this makes it WAY worse.

good grief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33040108)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: henna mexican

She just did a trip to Amsterdam. She uploaded more than 200 photos to Facebook. Of these photos, exactly 160 of them featured her Dartmouth ring. I created an imgur album of examples.

http://imgur.com/a/FNXPK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33040046)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: maize splenetic space juggernaut

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33040056)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: maize splenetic space juggernaut

her carpal tunnel brace is GREAT. top shelf GC shit right here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33040063)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:56 PM
Author: henna mexican

Is that the glove-type thing in the pancake photo? I've never heard of such a thing but I suppose it makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33040072)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:58 PM
Author: maize splenetic space juggernaut

100%. i've seen people with them and i ask "oh, baseball injury? working out?"

'carpal tunnel'

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33040086)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:03 PM
Author: Insane codepig partner

mental illness, very sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33040130)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: 180 kitchen pisswyrm

The ring rotation here is damning:

http://i.imgur.com/uvzFTPk.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33040223)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33040235)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: maize splenetic space juggernaut

GOOD GRIEF.

is it possible she's engaging in long game schtick? i have a guy i know who has a schtick where he convinces people off the street to take like modeling pics of him in public at places around the world. and like its half schtick half serious. is she doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33040246)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: henna mexican

I don't know what the game would be, but maybe in her mind she views the omnipresent ring as "proof" it's her photo? Or maybe she just does it out of habit as a signature shtick. I dunno. Very odd regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33040351)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: henna mexican

Nice, was hoping XO would notice that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33040341)



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Date: April 21st, 2017 3:57 AM
Author: Provocative elite box office

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33124926)



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Date: August 9th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: passionate milky nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33950657)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34762668)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35397618)



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Date: June 12th, 2017 9:05 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

This is some Gollum level shit right here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33539819)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 2:26 AM
Author: trip tanning salon

same thing I poasted elsewhere above: reading this thread for the first time and laughed my ass off at this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35061314)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:24 PM
Author: rebellious contagious corner electric furnace

Betting she is mentally ill and the dating "field reports" are either 99% embellished or 100% flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33040297)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Filthy Locale Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33040318)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: henna mexican

Still doubt this. She'd have more success if it were fake imo. What's the goal of constantly getting first dates but no second dates? The clear implication is that other men find her unattractive and/or unlikable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33120085)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Sooo... I *genuinely* enjoy attending talks by brilliant professors, tech experts & business leaders. I am *genuinely* energized by engaging discussions about ideas & theory. ...How do I match with a #PrivateEquity guy who is tired of dating 20 year old blond models (Like THAT NY Post story, Why I Won't Date Hot Women Anymore)??" *three different emojis*

Friend comments: "Isn't that kind of like saying I genuinely love nature and wildlife, so how do I match with an accountant?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33119961)



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Date: April 21st, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33124453)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:54 AM
Author: henna mexican

"Christopher D. Walkins, a lecturer in the Division of Psychology, School of Social and Health Sciences at Abertay University, found that if youre an average-looking man, being witty and creative will increase your overall attractiveness. But if youre an average-looking woman, being witty and creative could actually HURT your overall attractiveness."

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

(that's all her quoting an article, save the hashtags, to be clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33132447)



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Date: June 12th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Back to square one. Again.

#DatingProblems

But I can safely say I stuck to my principles even if there WAS strong compatibility."

Questions from friends produce the follow revelation for why the dating effort failed:

"The most recent guy sounded so compatible, THEN he suddenly found it "problematic" that I do not consider having one dinner together as dating (& consequently would not engage in all the activities associated with dating ASAP.). Dude, I don't even know you. I find it problematic that you would even expect me to behave thusly! Especially in light of the messages we exchanged."

Two days later:

"Another first. Tonight, I made my date CRY. More than once!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33539207)



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Date: July 3rd, 2017 10:14 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33698844)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: henna mexican

General recent trend: She has started to post INSTAGRAM VIDEOS of her meals. The shot always open with her hand holding some food/drink item (with the Dartmouth ring visible) and then pans around the room.

Other than that, mostly lame posts in the last month. Shares a lot of gags from joke/meme FB pages, lots of meals and photos from events with like 25 hashtags apiece.

I was amused by this one though:

"Broke 10,000 #steps to support #ChristianSavesTheDay with #WatertreeHealth & #MakeAWish yesterday. It was a 20 hour day in a dress & cork sandals. Worth it. *smile emoticon* #GoogleFit #StepsCounter #pedometer #Chicago #Illinois #walking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33699784)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

Ty for your service in these updates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33699794)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: henna mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33925290)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 6:17 PM
Author: Violet Frum Business Firm

my fucking god it gets worse and worse every time this thread gets bumped

that album with the ring in every pic was fucking disgusting jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33702768)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: henna mexican

"Today at the Patek Philippe Art of #Watches Grand Exhibition at Cipriani, around 2:10pm, the guy who owns the moon face you see in this photo walks up next to me. Appropriate age, no wedding ring, obviously a watch lover with taste. I tried talking to him for a few minutes while his watch was being adjusted - He was polite. Eventually, the girl he came with (how was I supposed to know??? She was standing/arrived behind me!) started talking to him & they left together half a minute later. #DatingProblems #Manhattan"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33841041)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:06 AM
Author: sienna mind-boggling library really tough guy

NOWAG(irls)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33841070)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 10:05 AM
Author: Stimulating ladyboy

Sounds like a Doctor Manhattan quote at the beginning

Also—“the guy who owns the moon face”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38110806)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: henna mexican

Emma starting to post shitty advertisements?

"I #FuelLikeAnAthlete with Clean & Lean Lemon Chicken from Tone House. YUM! This was my nutritious organic paleo Gluten-Free lunch yesterday. Amazingly, UNDER 400 CALORIES!!! Excellent, hearty portion of grilled chicken over a bed of squash. There's no sauce, but the chicken was flavorful thanks to a generous sprinkling of herbs. The vegetables were naturally soft, but retained a light crunch. I'm a fan of the pumpkin seeds. 10/10 would eat again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33841066)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:09 AM
Author: stirring bistre school wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33841087)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: henna mexican

lol was about to post this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33841093)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

Oh no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33841124)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:31 AM
Author: citrine principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33841164)



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Date: July 25th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33850879)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Ever consider moving because of the dating scene?"

(link to this article: http://nypost.com/2017/07/26/i-left-new-york-city-so-i-could-feel-hotter/ )

Comments are great:

Emma: "Oops. Meant to post this in a private dating group forum, not on my own wall! *3 crying w/ laughter faces* #TechProblems #DatingProblems"

Emma: "I tried Hanover, NH. *awkward face* DID NOT HELP AT ALL. In fact, I wasn't just single I was dateless."

Friend1: "Hanover is 10K people- maybe try a larger city like Austin, DC, or San Diego?"

Friend2: "Come to Rochy! You're a 10 anyway, you're like a 15 here."

Emma: "Let me when I can visit overnight, please!" *smile emoji* *giant laughing cactus super-emoji*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33903770)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: henna mexican

*posts link to some nature video*

"This male fish spends 24/7 for a week constructing a work of art to attract female fishes & I can't even get dudes to reply to a text!" *four successive angry frown emojis*

#DatingProblems *pufferfish emoji*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33903787)



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Date: August 9th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: passionate milky nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33950596)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:30 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: henna mexican

"!!! READ THIS. *three shocked face emojis*"

http://nypost.com/2016/07/10/the-truth-behind-how-were-scammed-into-eating-phony-food/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33904044)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: henna mexican

She updated her cover photo:

*grit teeth emoji* *camera emoji* As if you didn't already know! Now, smile! *smile emoji* *camera emoji*

http://imgur.com/a/2t37O

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33925056)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Yes, please. Samantha Power in Glamour Mag, September 2017. *literally 26 different hashtags*

http://imgur.com/a/ePPkQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33925063)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: henna mexican

"As of tonight, I have finally visited every #IvyLeague Club in New York. At #ThePennClub, I had a #Philly cheese steak sandwich (obviously) with champagne (obviously)." *21 additional hashtags*

http://imgur.com/a/QYaOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33925070)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: sienna mind-boggling library really tough guy

I like this new touch of counting the trailing hashtags. Somehow it conveys the horror better than actually pasting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33925371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: comical pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34053189)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

That ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33925375)



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Date: September 8th, 2017 5:01 PM
Author: dun hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34167345)



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Date: September 8th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: henna mexican

You have no idea how many photos I could post of that bloody thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34167444)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: sick alpha

she is maximum PRESTIGE azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33925468)



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Date: August 9th, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: henna mexican

"No Spouse, No Kids, No Caregiver: How to Prepare to Age Alone http://ow.ly/huvN30ed3yZ

#health

Comments:

Friend1: "#adopt? is that maybe an option?"

Friend2: "I'm ready. Golf cart community and well-paid army of nursing/college students who like crosswords and listening to me talk about the Ice Storm of '97, here I come. Recruiting random other elderly to rent rooms in my house and eat cheesecake in the middle of the night is my backup plan. So ready."

Emma: "ME!!! I want to live with you!!!" *four heart emojis*

Emma: Wait... I know *I* will be up eating in the middle of the night... But YOU, Friend2??? *tears of laughter emoji*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33950573)



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Date: August 9th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: henna mexican

"I passed stage 1 & I am currently on the official South by Southwest® list of potential speakers!! I need community support to get to the next stage -- Help me get there by clicking below & voting (additional supporting comments also appreciated) for my proposed session, based on my business book. TIME SENSITIVE: This portion of the process ends before the end of the month!

Thank you! *smile emoji*"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33950603)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Crimson pozpig heaven

can you poast a link so i can vote for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33959279)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: henna mexican

Nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33959287)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: comical pocket flask

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34053193)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:32 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060671)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: henna mexican

Uh oh!

"When it rains, it POURS. I'm so overwhelmed right now...

I was already dealing with a life hurdle when my neighbor's pipes burst this weekend & caused significant structural damage throughout the New York apartment. I already spent two evenings clearing out a small section, salvaging what I could. This process will take at least until the end of the month -- Floors & walls need serious repair.

Today, [name] informed me there was a major flood in Massachusetts that wrecked a large portion of my possessions there. Making a trip there mid-month to do clean-up."

14 minutes after posting this status she uploaded another photo to instagram. It has exactly 30 hashtags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#33959263)



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Date: August 20th, 2017 3:55 AM
Author: henna mexican

Linked to this article:

https://thoughtcatalog.com/lacey-ramburger/2017/08/stay-single-until-you-meet-someone-like-this-based-on-your-myers-briggs-personality-type/

Yes. This is what I've been waiting/looking for (Since 2010!!!):

"Someone who isnt intimidated by your intellect but intrigued by it, and is even willing to challenge you with different perceptions to help you grow stronger. Wait for someone who is completely honest with you in every aspect, and leaves you no reason to mistrust them in any situation. Dont settle for someone who spends time playing games and causes you to over-analyze every encounter you have with them."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34029869)



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Date: August 20th, 2017 3:57 AM
Author: henna mexican

"Apparently, I'm way more stressed / upset than I realize... I couldn't #sleep AT ALL last night. & I'm still wide awake right now." *stressed emoticon*

*26 hashtags*

http://imgur.com/a/2ssZj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34029872)



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Date: August 20th, 2017 4:10 AM
Author: floppy magical mad-dog skullcap

holy shit man. Bookmarked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34029896)



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Date: August 20th, 2017 4:50 AM
Author: henna mexican

She took this Buzzfeed quiz:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/natalyalobanova/what-marriage-material-are-you?utm_term=.hg2odrXAnZ#.rxO30bl6Gv

She got a score of 72% "marriage material."

Her response:

"*quizzical emoticon* That's not a great score...

Is it related to my dealbreaker answer?? *frustrated emoticton* *playful emoticon*"

http://imgur.com/a/k5Q2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34029985)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:20 PM
Author: henna mexican

Naturally when XO goes cryptomad, so does our megashrew:

"Interested in ICOs? Get 10 of them through me by clicking here: https://wcex.co/?ref=5qtlgnbi

Let's see what this is all about!

*CCs four different friends*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34052628)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: citrine principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34052854)



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Date: September 8th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Dude I met 3 years ago randomly msg'd me yesterday. Spent an HOUR making me feel bad I wouldn't cab halfway across the island to meet him for a quick #coffee & finally got me to relent to a quick coffee this morning even though it meant getting up an hour earlier than I needed to. Cancels last minute. *three frustrated emojis* #DatingProblems Decided to be positive (Hi Laura Little!) & take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.

*22 additional hashtags*

http://imgur.com/a/h0Xwh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34167307)



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Date: September 8th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Violet Frum Business Firm

you're a hero for keeping us updated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34167451)



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Date: September 10th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution

THE RING! WHO WEARS IT LIKE THAT?????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34178175)



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Date: September 10th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: henna mexican

Azn megashrews, that's who.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34178330)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 10:07 AM
Author: Stimulating ladyboy

take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.

take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.

take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38110815)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 10:09 AM
Author: henna mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38110822)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Violet Frum Business Firm

someone requested a bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34262670)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 5:41 PM
Author: galvanic public bath antidepressant drug

Thanks. You made this possible: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3739175&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34262767)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: henna mexican

She went to Harvard, recently.

https://imgur.com/a/V6myh

Those are 5 of 26 photos featuring the ring from her visit, out of nearly 200 photos taken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34704960)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:39 AM
Author: Mewling Tattoo

over the years this thread has morphed from hilarious to sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34708519)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: bright den national security agency

TBF, it was sad to begin with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35068764)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060676)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:26 PM
Author: Mewling Tattoo

I posted this *two* years ago and the hits keep coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38790859)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:25 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Yes, I am the newest member of the #Horological Society of #NewYork. I'm surprised it took so long, too!" *laughing face*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34704982)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:30 PM
Author: henna mexican

She watched a livestream of the most expensive watch in history being auctioned off.

"All of my future husbands are waiting with great anticipation!" *grimace face*

Afterwards: "Thank you, Internet for letting me watch history being made. *watch emoji* *three green heart emojis*

Yes, this is what I did with my Thursday evening. NOT SORRY AT ALL."

9 total likes between two posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34705038)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: Violet Frum Business Firm

God's work with the updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34705069)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: henna mexican

Shared this post by some other guy with the hashtag #jobproblems:

"Ageism update: Given the massive influx of talented college grads, Silicon Valley companies usually hire 20somethings since they have often have huge college debts to pay off so they're willing to work long hours, plus they have no families or mortgage (nor will in the valley given the skyrocketing housing prices) or health issues. Most 40+ workers either work for smaller companies, launch startups, shift into another field (like real estate or retail), or leave town, which is a loss to the big companies, but they're all downsizing (laying off older workers), not hiring, except young people with specific skills in emerging fields like AI and VR/AR."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34705063)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: henna mexican

She visited Amsterdam again, and her album for all her trips has now expanded to a staggering 865 photos and 16 videos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34705140)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34708438)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:35 AM
Author: henna mexican

"Home from... a unique?? SIX HOUR conversation with a Dartmouth alumnus, Class of '87. This is a gin #martini made with creme de cassis - His second wife's favorite." *22 additional hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/MqMNB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34728867)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Tonight, I had a 3 hour #omakase first date with a polite, ARTICULATE, CULTURED, 6'2" Finnish man from the Midwest with a PhD in Chemistry. We both love Rene Magritte (Today is Magritte's birthday, in fact!) & Phillip Glass' Einstein on the Beach (People will probably think we are insufferably pretentious together??? *three crying w/ laughter emojis*). Very, very good but his wardrobe is too hipster for me!!! #DatingProblems

*21 additional hashtags*

There are 14 photos from the date. You know where this is going: https://imgur.com/a/aw61O

Comments section is interesting as well:

Friend1: "stop making objections so quickly, its wardrobe, not personality. Youll dress him however you want once hes yours." (5 likes)

Friend2: "wardrobe gives insight on personality, especially if it was self and not mom selected" (1 like, from Emma)

Emma: "I just can't... His retro glasses make me think of my Father. Ewwwwww!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34762645)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi

How does she get dates? Wasn't she hideous? Does she ever mention any apps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34762669)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:17 PM
Author: henna mexican

She is not attractive imo (and I'm pretty charitable on women's looks). She doesn't mention how she gets the dates, but she's in NYC so men are certainly plentiful at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34762688)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: henna mexican

"#DatingProblems A solo day at the theater... I saw Afterglow this afternoon at the Davenport Theater."

*21 additional hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34762702)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author:  Mentally Impaired Stain

Are there ever pictures of the *dates*? I can't help but wonder if she's making most of it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34762903)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: henna mexican

It's interesting to speculate, as I've never seen a photo of them, but I personally doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34763552)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: henna mexican

After the Port Authority non-attack:

"I'm downtown & safe. I don't feel safe, but I'm OK."

Also, she posted this article:

https://www.someecards.com/news/news/money-on-tinder/

Followed by the comment "A boring, inanimate lamp is waaaaaaay more popular than I am! #DatingProblems" *sob emoticon*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#34911078)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: Violet Frum Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35006689)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35005349)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: henna mexican

Posted today:

"Grandfather: What do you look for in a boyfriend?

Grandmother: Don't be like [that relative] who would only date men more educated than her.

Me: *three nervous face emojis*

#ForeverAlone #DatingProblems"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35006659)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: Violet Frum Business Firm

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35006696)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Had another lovely visit with Monty at the Hermes in Brookfield Place this evening. Reminded me of an amusing conversation I had about a week ago... Date: Do you like cologne? Me: I do. Date: You'll like what I'm wearing -- It's expensive. Me: I don't only like expensive things! Date: But there's a high correlation. Me: *three nervous emojis* ...He was wearing Vetiver Tonka by Hermes, & I do love it! It smells fantastic! *smile emoji* EXCELLENT choice. // *24 additional hashtags*

Post came with this photo: https://imgur.com/a/WU0lB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35006716)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: Pungent parlour multi-billionaire

Modernity destroyed this woman. She never had a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35006747)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 1:02 AM
Author:  office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35068655)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 7:55 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Interesting read... *thinking emoji*"

https://www.thriveglobal.com/stories/14366-my-life-as-an-unhappy-overachiever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35021279)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: henna mexican

At 3:30 am this morning, she linked this article:

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/what-is-the-plural-of-rolex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35021289)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: henna mexican

Ironically just linked to this:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/do-you-know-how-others-see-you-1503925251?mod=fbads&nan_pid=1861296284&ad_id=6636272

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35061110)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: henna mexican

She also recently linked this article: https://www.someecards.com/love/weddings/twitter-wedding-hashtag-kleinschmidt/?utm_source=refires&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=refires

"Maybe I'm single because I haven't created a witty hashtag with my name for the wedding, yet. *thinking emoji* Let's hear some creative suggestions, people! I know you're punny.

[she makes a food-related pun with her last name]

=> No wonder I love food?? *sushi emoji* *ramen emoji* *soup emoji* *cake emoji* *burger emoji* *corn emoji*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35061117)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: wonderful topaz trump supporter prole

ty for updates sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35061780)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 7:51 AM
Author: Useless Theater Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35061811)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: henna mexican

"First #date of 2018. After 4 in 2017! That's a record (with the same guy)! Me: In the past decade, only 3 men have made it to date 3. [friend name]: I'm not surprised. Me: (three laughing emojis)// It's complicated but we both want to see each other again. If this doesn't work out, he's permanently giving up on dating. He gave me this green bracelet as a belated Christmas gift."

*26 additional hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/kIsJg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35068627)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 1:17 AM
Author:  office

I still don't understand how and why people date her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35068703)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 1:31 AM
Author: Orange lodge

stuffwhitepeoplelike: crippling yellow fever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35068788)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:15 AM
Author: bright den national security agency

Can you imagine her turning her nose up at a multi millionaire because he started a huge plumbing company and has 20 million in BTC. LJL at prestige obsessed people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35069061)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: henna mexican

Based on recent posts shed at least be into the BTC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35154640)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: henna mexican

Uh oh, her new record-setting relationship is ON THE ROCKS:

[Guy] took me to Raines Law Room this week. He LOVED it -- It's his new favorite place in the world. I was not impressed...

1. NO FOOD except for a tray of cheese, sausage slices & olives. Food > cocktails (by a massive margin to me) & we didn't have time to go elsewhere for dinner that night. #HANGRY [three huffing mad emojis]

2. What privacy??? The curtained off areas all have two couches FACING EACH OTHER. #awkward [three uninterested side-glance emojis]

If we survive through next Thursday, what would you suggest? I don't care about horses & I hate beer. He's not into escape rooms.

#DifficultDate [two angry emojis]

She had a separate post with this image and 31 hashtags:

https://imgur.com/a/DW2lr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35152613)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

Again with the fucking ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35202807)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: henna mexican

"Date #5 last night:

[Guy]: Where was that place where we had that great table in the corner?

Emma: That night I yelled at you?

[Guy]: If you're using that as the criteria, it doesn't narrow down the list!

Emma: I realized that right after I said it.

*BOTH* laugh. [laughter and anger emojis]

I warned him about dating me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35152629)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Out-of-control Scarlet Forum Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35202780)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution

need UPDATE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35202777)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: henna mexican

Uh oh, she's gonna be a YouTube star:

Over 300 views in less than a month! I'm currently working on a business book, [dumb title]. Pre-sales available during the first week of February!

~ Video summary: [link]. Please click *LIKE* while watching! Thank you! :)

~ Interested in collaboration? Please complete the Google Form at the bottom of my website: [link]

10 likes

In the comments, she touts her attention on LinkedIn; slightly fewer than 1000 people have viewed her profile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35288037)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Yellow sandwich mother

Emma's gonna be a youtube starrr

spending time in the bathroom. of minibar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35288121)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: henna mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35288793)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 6:20 AM
Author: Hyperactive becky

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36983329)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: henna mexican

Oh no, her most successful dating spree of the past five years appears to have flickered out:

"Emma: This is NOT working out. <<< List of concerns with specific examples. >>>

Guy: I don't understand.

Emmm: ??? *annoyed emoji* *neutral emoji* *frustrated emoji* This is NOT working out. <<< List of concerns with additional specific examples. >>>

Guy: I don't understand.

Emma: !!! *angry emoji* *huffing mad emoji* *confused emoji* (With finance bois, she would frame the relationship in business terms...) You're a science guy, does this *graph* make sense?

Guy: It does. I would quibble with a few points but overall I get it. Very interesting. Classic dampened sine wave asymptotically approaching the x-axis.

Emma: *smiling nerd emoji*

Guy: If this was a start-up, what would be your recommendation?

Emma: EXIT STRATEGY. *neutral emoji* Fail forward.

...Who would've thunk high school math & science classes would be useful in #DatingProblems ??? *laughing emoji*

#ForeverAlone"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35288092)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: henna mexican

BONUS: In the comments for the above breakup post, she notes that while this relationship may have failed, Tinder is getting better at recognizing her preferences. As evidence, she posts this photo:

https://imgur.com/a/wOGt3

Emma: "I could be into David if he shaved."

Friend: "I'm surprised that Tinder doesn't just show you zoomed in pictures of their watches at this point."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35288099)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Yellow sandwich mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35288117)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:13 PM
Author:  hyperventilating



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35288125)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: sadistic piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35288489)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Violet Frum Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35288494)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution

i don't understand. isn't she super unattractive? doesn't she realize her standards are too high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35288904)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: henna mexican

She seems to suggest that she's the one rejecting most of the guys but this could be aggressive flame to cope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35288919)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 2:03 AM
Author: Violent gaming laptop lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#46530356)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Violet Frum Business Firm

CharlesXII counting hashtags with deranged, fatalistic grin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35289002)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Chrome Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35402796)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: crystalline gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35289003)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:09 PM
Author:  place of business

CharlesXII, please analyze this New Years post by an Eat Pray Love shrew I am friends with:

As the sun set on 2017, and Ive taken time to reflect, I am somewhat dumbfounded by the variety of extremes that have marked the last year.

.

From cherished solo-time marked with undercurrents of loneliness, to re-immersion into co-habitation and companionship, to constantly being surrounded by people and sometimes overwhelming periods extroversion. From the dark of Scandinavian winter to the light of summer. From the Northern hemisphere to the Southern delights of the Maldives and Bali. From one home of the last two years to three subsequent temporary ones. From a life built around myself, to a life often heavily focused on the needs of others. From a creature comfort of nesting to having to project manage the re-build an actual house. From a student to graduate and embracing learning as a lifelong journey. From part-time self-employment to full-blown entrepreneurship. From feeling at home as a doer to blossoming into an ideas person. From structure and analysis to free-flowing and creative. From task-oriented to being oriented. From resistance to challenging situations to acceptance and surrender. From masculine high-powered energy to embracing the feminine and the strength in softness.

.

Through it all, the test has been to practice ahimsa. After two years figuring out how to best take care of myself in a carefully-crafted environment, 2017 brought on test after test that pushed me to figure out how to practice self-care in less than perfect and often very trying circumstances. While at times the characters of frustration, anger, resentment and sadness stole the spotlight, I am comforted by love, compassion, understanding and resilience who shared their time on the stage of life. Even when things seemed heavy and bleak, my heart knew it was only temporary. Even when life was radiant and blissful, my heart knew this was temporary, too, and to nourish myself with every drop of joy.

.

The more were able to surrender and let go, the easier it is to ride lifes waves without losing ourselves in the currents. Happy New Year, may it be filled with love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35289038)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: henna mexican

Well, for one, she seems unaware that the Maldives are in the Northern Hemisphere.

How old is she? This is merely generic if she's in her mid-20s but becomes steadily more depressing if she's in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35297113)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: henna mexican

"For my birthday this year, I'm helping raise donations for the American Cancer Society. If you purchase a specially designated copy of my book DIRECTLY ((( NOT THROUGH FACEBOOK! ))) via [linl], I will donate a portion of the proceeds to the non-profit.

I've chosen this nonprofit because their mission means a lot to me, and I hope you'll consider contributing as a way to support this very important cause. Nearly 1 out of 3 people in the United States will have cancer during their lifetimes. Every little bit will help. Thank you!! :)

$0 raised thus far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35297087)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution

What's her book about? Is it self-published? Or does she have a publisher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35297344)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: henna mexican

She is using "Publishizer," which I have never heard of but it appears to be some kind of Kickstarter for books.

She has two preorders so far, worth a total of $58. The book appears to be some generic stuff about entrepreneurship.

"If you didnt start a company in your dorm room, did you even go to college, Bro??? "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35297375)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

Wow, which company did she start?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35297559)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author:  angry giraffe

the travails of emmaznmegashrew are starting to get sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35297388)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: buff round eye

Any major life changes for this shrew since 2015?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35297425)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: henna mexican

Not as far as I can tell, which is incredible in its own right. No sense of life narrative at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35297440)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: buff round eye

Shes going to hit a crushing wall, get married out of desperation, pump out 1 kid, and then be divorced by 42.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35297446)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: henna mexican

Pretty sure she's already hit that wall. Also, she has to be at least 35, and could be pushing 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35297524)



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Date: February 2nd, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: henna mexican

Oh SHIT, looks like that guy she was probably gonna break up with recovered:

"[Guy] outdid himself for my birthday today. *three smile emojis* Dinner & drinks at Aquagrill (I've been meaning to go for years) + a beautiful silver & gold bangle that matches the ring I have been wearing on my other hand. Most importantly, we found our happy equilibrium of emotions & intelligent conversation (& he looked superb in his outfit!). He: Is this [date] 6? Me: Yes. He toasts us: Here's to the next 60. It was *fireworks*MAGICAL*fireworks* "

*22 additional hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35308138)



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Date: February 11th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: henna mexican

Never mind, guy is dunhere:

"Broke up with [Guy] just in time for Valentine's Day. I should have done so earlier, early January. Oh well. & I just found out that one of my favorite restaurants serves his favorite cocktail, Boulevardier."

*26 hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/pfWOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35379000)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution

Any friends commenting?

Need update for valentines day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35397495)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 10:09 PM
Author: henna mexican

This caused me to check and oh my god there are 61 comments. I'll take a look to see if there are any gems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35397864)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35401160)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35401170)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author:  lavender dog poop

Those hands are really fat for an asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35397504)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: henna mexican

A couple highlights from the long breakup comment chain:

Girl: what was the problem with this gentleman?

Emma: He wanted the relationship without putting in the effort. He wanted to be rewarded just for showing up. At HIS convenience.

Girl 2: You're smart for not putting up with that. I wish I were as boss as you. (comment liked by Emma)

Emma: It was difficult...I should have broken it off early January.

...

Friend: Have you tried a matchmaker?

Emma: *three moneybag emojis*

Friend: There are some who charge the men but not the women.

Emma: They do charge women by telling the women to go get all sorts of makeovers from consultants who pay the matchmaker kickbacks.

*some comments suggesting Jewish matchmaker types*

Emma: I *do* like Jewish men. *three smile emojis* Especially NY natives. *smile emoji*

...

Emma: After tonight's 3 year Friendversary dinner, I checked out Tinder...

Friend: Yes! THAT'S your type!

https://imgur.com/a/35lhO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35401609)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author:  queen of the night

that dude's profile makes me cringe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35402789)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: henna mexican

She's in Miami!

https://imgur.com/a/MgJNk

"This trip has been like a craaazy awesome date. By myself. *laughing emoji* Happy Chinese New Year to me at LaMar in the Mandarin Oriental Hotel! What a nice surprise! The food & service are awesome, too. VERY high recommend."

*20 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35425917)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Dark cumskin

The insistence on getting that stupid ring in every shot is pretty dumbfounding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35426051)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: henna mexican

In fairness, it's only in about 3/4 of the photos; I just took those out.

I may be even more appalled by the photos of ultra-mundane things like the free shampoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35426074)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 5:05 PM
Author: Dark cumskin

Aliens should abduct her and put her in a zoo to exhibit the logical conclusion of a consumerist society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35426406)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Just got off the phone with an i-banker who sleeps 4 hours a night & runs 10 miles daily. He may be the most alpha man I've considered dating. I'm exhausted just talking to him for half an hour! *shocked emoji*"

Comments:

Emma: "He already mocks me for being a Princess who needs 8 hours of sleep."

Overall comments are deeply hostile.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35446143)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

Hostile to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35446171)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: henna mexican

Yes.

"run....he's not for you"

"hes a DICK... plain and simple, stay clear" *puking emoji*

"Fine for him, everyones physiology is different. But to mock anyone else for it... DumbAss!"

"Ditch him. He actually sounds insecure if hes already mocking you."

"I wish you were my sister so I could forbid him to date you."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35446514)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Fishy rigpig legal warrant

this is so sad.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35547149)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 2:29 AM
Author: henna mexican

"(I've been single for 8 years for free! *deep in thought emoji*)

Survey finds 32% of millennials would break up for a $37,000 raise"

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/26/survey-finds-32-percent-of-millennials-would-break-up-for-a-37000-raise.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35544526)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Dessert! #yum"

https://imgur.com/a/3Y4Bx

https://imgur.com/a/XIHHy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35547116)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

That is a Thanksgiving plate worth of dessert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35547140)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:45 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060700)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Good night, Friends. Tonight's date was... In-cred-ible. -Another- Chemistry PhD who is also well read in literature!!! What are the odds? This one studied science at Cambridge, & made a Dorian Gray reference over dinner. Suggested I read Stephen Pinker since I'm a Malcolm Gladwell fan. Offered to teach me about James Joyce's Ulysses. *nerd emoji* A great match but won't become a relationship -- He's based in England & rarely in NYC. #DatingProblems *24 additional hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/CNdzf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35674089)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: anal cream

she is aggressively unattractive. she's either using old/fake pics to get first dates or grossly misrepresents her dates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35674975)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:46 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060701)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Home now after a 7.5 hour fun first Date Night with an attorney I connected with at the end of SXSW. So sweet -- He offered to take me all the way downtown to my favorite FiDi restaurant, North End Grill by Danny Meyer before it closes at the end of this month! I opted for the Nordic Aquavit instead because I've wanted to go for years... Beautiful space & lovely presentation. *21 hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/C315A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35720182)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: bearded shitlib

She and anyone who aides her in her ways need to get OUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35720232)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Welcome to the next phase of my career. I'm heading into the blockchain, ICO & cryptocurrency space. Attending today's ICO Rating Summit at Times Center. *23 hashtags*

There's a picture of her nametag at the bottom of the post. A friend compliments her using her Twitter handle on the badge for maximum social reach.

Other comments:

"There's been a lot of movement and interest in the ICO space lately. Now is a great time to start and stay ahead of the curve!"

"Please deploy blockchain to secure voting" (two likes, including from Emma)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35720216)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: henna mexican

She got a new job:

"Happy Friday, Friends! I am excited to share that I have started working at Lampix, where augmented reality (AR) meets blockchain.

IT'S FANTASTIC TO BE BACK IN TECH!!! <3

Emma has returned to her natural environment. :D"

158 likes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35833310)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: henna mexican

Very...strange developments of late. Most importantly, she is riding on something called the StartupBus, during which a bunch of women will try to create and launch a blockchain-related product as they take a multi-day road trip from NYC to New Orleans.

Not flame: https://www.startupbus.com/women-in-blockchain

"Kicking off StartupBus #WomeninBlockchain! #diversity #inclusion #herstory"

Many dozens of photos of women doing stuff with computers on a bus: https://imgur.com/a/9i6IcVF



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35951421)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: sadistic piazza

What is a Buspreneur?

Bus + Entrepreneur = Buspreneur!

You will ride the StartupBus to become one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35951473)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

What if I dont know about blockchain?

Knowledge about blockchain is a plus, but not required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35951534)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: passionate milky nowag

what do you get when you throw together 30 women with no knowledge of technology in an entirely inconvenient work setting and ask them to come up with the next big blockchain innovation in five days while driving them to the booze capital of america? give us a non-refundable $400 to find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35951645)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35951657)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author:  Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36333065)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: henna mexican

She went to some firefighter-related speed dating event:

"No firemen for me. Arrived single, left single. My night was salvaged by my attorney friend & his friends, though. Late night drinks at Jeffreys Grocery in the West Village. (My first time.) Muuuuuuch more my style. They wanted me to go to a funk concert afterwards but I had to raincheck. My beloved Grandmother is in town for the week! *six green hearts* She now needs a cane. *crying emoji*

*21 hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/8LJoJfw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#35951454)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: henna mexican

"#DatingProblems update for those of you who missed this series while I took a month-long hiatus to adjust to my new job that requires way more hours & way more disparate projects done simultaneously than has ever been demanded of me previously...

Tonight's date with Oxford graduate (screenshot) was not at all what I expected. 9/10 will not date.

Monday night's date with Columbia graduate was weird. 10/10 will not date. But if you're interested in a 6'4" 43 year Caucasian programmer & yoga fanatic in Midtown Manhattan who wants to get married ASAP, have 4-7 kids & live in Philly, let me know."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36056289)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: henna mexican

Holy shit, TONS of highlights in the comments:

-She apparently texted a friend during one of the dates to note the guy "was weird and did not have an Amex card." BTW it turned out he did have one but had left it at home.

-Somebody finally asks the obvious:

Friend1: "Just a thought. What if you stopped classifying or even choosing dates by their schools?"

Emma: " Y tho?" *posts pic of a text where a guy says 'Hello from the Yale Club!' and she replies with a bunch of hearts-in-eyes emojis*

Friend2: "because it hasnt worked so far.......?"

Friend3: "Because degrees don't automatically make a person good, kind, smart or a decent partner?"

Emma: "Y tho? I've been doing this wrong the whole time?" *gif of Jim Carey pulling his hair out in Liar Liar*

Friend4: "There's something to be said about a college education. I got mine later in life, and realized that there are some things that aren't easy to explain, and that merit a significant amount of study. These are things with which we still struggle to educate the public. Economics. Race, gender, and LGBTQIA+ issues. I can understand why it'd be difficult to be with someone without a college degree. Or worse, an engineer."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36056347)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36112052)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: henna mexican

"[Friend] accidentally caused me to leave the apartment without earrings so he bought me these for tonight's #crypto party because they look like coins. *two smile emojis* I'm going to wear them all through Blockchain Week!"

*21 additional hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/dVCmuqK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36056538)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author:  office

I continue to be mystified by how this person gets any dates at all. She seems extremely annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36059477)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: henna mexican

She is prestigious though!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36059678)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:02 AM
Author: wonderful topaz trump supporter prole

wtf is Blockchain Week lollllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36059686)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Yellow sandwich mother

Protip: this girl is your future wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36056553)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

Charles really has come around on the practice of documenting your dating life to online strangers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36056554)



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Date: July 27th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling pea-brained jewess state

ressentiment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36509479)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: wonderful topaz trump supporter prole

such a 180 classic xo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36059691)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: passionate milky nowag

ray bradbury wants his character back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36059715)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:48 AM
Author: henna mexican

"If I marry a Crypto Bro, you're all getting gifts embossed with 'To Have and to Hodl.' *laughing gif*

#Bitcoin humor (Someone help me!)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36163212)



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Date: June 6th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: henna mexican

"TFW you have the opportunity to join the Princeton Alumni Annual Sailing Trip (your first time!) but you've already committed yourself to #DartmouthAlumni reunions the same weekend.

#IvyProblems"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36195391)



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Date: June 6th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

Please go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36195443)



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Date: June 9th, 2018 5:36 AM
Author: henna mexican

"Heading home after a night in Tribeca where a friend & I met 3 age appropriate guys at the bar (1 in government, 2 in finance) & we chatted passionately about ... *drum roll* ESG investing & of course, blockchain! Am I doing it wrong?? *laughing w/ sweatdrop emoji* #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36211890)



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Date: June 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: Useless Theater Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36211893)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:45 PM
Author: Insecure lilac



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36287820)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36287809)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:49 PM
Author:  fortuitous meteor

GC has done a real number on this woman. many such cases!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36287851)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36333024)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: henna mexican

She's on a visit to Romania, Brasov specifically.

https://imgur.com/a/xMHGuun

Be sure to read the Instagram "comment;" I think XO will appreciate.

Some more rather inane photos featuring The Ring:

https://imgur.com/a/wOUV7aY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36335797)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: henna mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36338198)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 10:10 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

Dartmouth isn't that great, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36338304)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:52 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060719)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Is it official now? Am I a #CatLady?? Home alone eating Ben And Jerry's ice cream from the carton & watching a Family Guy marathon with the cat. #DatingProblems #SingleProblems"

*20 additional hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/b8pwhro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36394984)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

The cat isn't touching her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36395253)



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Date: July 19th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: citrine principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36461736)



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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: wonderful topaz trump supporter prole

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36462832)



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Date: July 27th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: henna mexican

"I am ending a 'friendship' with someone I considered one of my closest friends for several years. Position now open. Love of philosophy is a +"

Sadly, no details on what happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36509417)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Can someone STEM-my explain why the water in my double-walled, stainless steel #WaterBottle did not freeze despite sitting in the freezer overnight for at least 6 hours? *nerd emoji* I'm MELTING & need a COLD #drink!! *shiver emoji*"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36572332)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

That is not how you use a thermos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36572476)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author:  disgusting half-breed

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36572631)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Had the unheard of second date today at the Standard Grill in the Meatpacking District (His choice, how hip)! *smile emoji* Still need to friendzone Yale guy, though. *unhappy emoji* He's a nice guy, but I just can't. I had to return to Bliss Spa for a deep tissue massage afterwards to feel better. *nervous, relieved, playful emojis* (I'm not really as horrible as this post makes me sound! *three nervous emojis*) *26 additional emojis*"

Comment: "Nice guy, Yale grad, takes you to this great restaurant - and you need to get a deep tissue massage to recover? Oh my!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36609488)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: henna mexican

She shared this Mashable article:

https://mashable.com/article/online-dating-survey-study/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link#YDUX8o4XeqqV

Highlighted this quote: "Age is also a factor. While age seems to be less important in relation to a mans desirability, a woman is considered less desirable immediately as she ages past 18."

Her comment: "I thought it was more like 26, but it's 18?! & immediately?! #nuts #DatingProblems *eyeroll emoji*

#ForeverAlone since I'm only getting older & not only am I not giving up my Master's degree, I want a PhD. *nerd emoji*"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36609533)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: henna mexican

Friend comments: "dudes hate smart chicks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36609541)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

You can give up a master's degree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36609542)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Mewling Tattoo

as years pass, the CXII/Azn megashrew nuptials grow more and more inevitable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36609543)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: henna mexican

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36609550)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:26 PM
Author: Mewling Tattoo

hmm now that you mention it she looks like a "Prudence"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38790860)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: comical pocket flask

The thread that keeps on giving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36609563)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: henna mexican

No surprise what she's reading:

https://imgur.com/a/7fRblKU

"'He's... Asian.' *three crying with laughter emojis* Yes, I've had these conversations. #CrazyRichAsians // Recently, I met a Chinese guy in the crypto world with a *superb* British accent, but he is way too young -- Under 30! *24 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36635025)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: henna mexican

Friends since my 20s: Emma, stop dating finance guys. Date someone NICE! Stop dating men based on the schools they graduated from. Date someone NICE!

The current guy (Still needs a nickname) is nice, affectionate, very communicative, confident, playful & extremely well educated. For our second date on Thursday, he took an almost 2 hour ride on his motorcycle after work to pick up ingredients to cook me dinner on the rooftop of his building on Wall Street. Yes, not only is he a FinTech guy working for a major bank for over a decade, he LITERALLY lives on Wall Street. *three crying with laughter gifs* Half an hour to midnight, he walked me all the way home. Last night, after a play & dinner with his friends, he suggested stopping by my apartment briefly just to say good night in person. I demurred since I wasn't feeling very attractive. He retorted that it didn't matter -- He's dating a human being.

For our first date on Monday, though he showed up with Thomas Pink cufflinks and in proper lace up shoes, he insisted that I wear whatever I felt comfortable in. I showed up in an unflattering dress & Guerlain KissKissKiss lipstick in Daring Pink that looked like they matched under indoor lighting. They did not match, and the lipstick is crazy bright in sunlight -- See photo on the right. Additionally, in a random fit of silliness (What were the chances I would see this guy again? I decided to at least amuse to myself even if he thought I was an idiot.), I put #IGK glitter spray in my hair. #ridiculous LOL. I decided to actually try looking pretty for our second date in a form flattering outfit & natural palette with Smashbox's Be Legendary lipstick in Primrose -- See photo on the left. #feminine

Oh dating!! *eyeroll gif*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36788191)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: dun hall

Pics of her lips, preferably the Daring Pink? If you're feeling up to it pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36788308)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: odious pale set

Workin' on the night moves

Poastin' bout that Azn megashrew...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36788198)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36865811)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36921319)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36981505)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author:  reading party

I knew after the first post that if this was real, somebody this fucking self absorbed had to have a public facebook. The only reason I can believe this vapid lardass exists is because I found the profile. Unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36982404)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 12:56 AM
Author: Useless Theater Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36982779)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 4:37 PM
Author: anal cream

*THUMB*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38031189)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:15 PM
Author: Territorial gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38791957)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Pearly clown

Just got sucked into a horrid timeless vortex where i read this entire thread for the first time

Civilization is fucking done here

Christ i need a drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36982761)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 12:55 AM
Author: Pearly clown

just looked at her youtube page

jesus fuck she sounds just as soulless as she comes across ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36982772)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author:  reading party

holy fuck, I couldn't make it 30 seconds into that godawful video before turning it off. Cannot believe these people are real. This is the definition of an NPC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#36982917)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:55 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060727)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37011160)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37013944)



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Date: October 14th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: henna mexican

The addition of emojis will revolutionize megashrew posting.

#AlphaShark & I went to visit my favorite couple, [people] in Brewster. AS picked me up at the train station (with a surprise little treat!) & I rode on his superbike to a day of activity including a delicious lunch at the The Brady's favorite restaurant, a few laps in the Lake in a fast motorboat, pool, horses & cats, oh my! 😊 Next time, we take out the Corvette, & the Alpha Men insist I drive the tractor! 😂😂

#DartmouthAlumni 💚💚🌲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37020574)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37253940)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Good night, Friends. My favorite photo from today's #PassionNation show. Here with Lee England Jr., who 'gained recognition in 2009 after his audition for MTV's Making His Band impressed executive producer Sean Combs and landed him a spot on the show as the only "non-traditional" instrumentalist. Since then, he has been featured on shows like Jimmy Kimmel Live! and The Mo'Nique Show, and has shared the stage with musicians like Stevie Wonder, Beyoncé and Jay-Z. In 2010, England performed at a private party for Michael Jordan. Jordan was so impressed with England's abilities that he offered him an endorsement deal with his shoe brand. In 2016, England performed at the Geffen Playhouse and attracted the attention of legendary music producer, Quincy Jones; he was subsequently signed to Jones's management company: Quincy Jones Productions.' -- Wikipedia

*29 hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/NE2Qx6H

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37277544)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: henna mexican

She shared this article:

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/13/budget-breakdown-of-a-34-year-old-who-makes-150000-a-year.html?__source=facebook%7Cmain

"I refuse to spend more than half my salary on rent, which is why I'm moving off Manhattan next month. The great purge is in progress... At least a dozen jam-packed bags have been given to friends & donation centers. #Adulting is painful but necessary."

In the comments, an argument ensues over the virtues of leaving NY:

Guy 1: Move to Wisconsin. House 20,000 to 40,000$. Your mortgage payment will be less the 60$ a month.

Guy 2: and few jobs and much, much lower pay.

Guy 1: actually Wisconsin has one of the fastest growing economies. It’s also on the high end of the pay scale. Your less then an hour from Chicago.

Guy 2: Ew. Do you know what they call 'pizza' in Chicago? So Gross ;)... you also can't compare living in, say, the west village, with living in Kenosha in a condo or apartment or a house. Propinquity is the virtue of the city.

Guy 1: I am talking downtown Milwaukee!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37277558)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Laughsome faggotry hell

Guy 1 has a little bit of Johnsmeyer in him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37277589)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: Stimulating ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38182152)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: henna mexican

"My life is falling apart in 77 different ways, but I feel a little better today after a deep tissue massage, a sushi Friendsgiving #brunch & retail therapy (found a bracelet to match my rose gold ring!). 😄😄😄 "

*24 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37350794)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: henna mexican

"SERIOUSLY??? It took SIX MONTHS for this Jaeger LeCoultre-wearing & fountain pen-collecting banker with my fantasy passport (regular trips to Zurich, Monaco, Vienna... Dubai, Hong Kong...) to find time to have our first meal together & I get HORRIBLE food poisoning!!! 😰😱🤢😞😳😫😠

#DatingProblems

He later invited me to call him to make sure I recovered OK."

Several photos go with this post, but I suspect this one will resonate most:

https://imgur.com/a/LjsZVAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37350804)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: comical pocket flask

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37350823)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: wonderful topaz trump supporter prole

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37353920)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: henna mexican

She shared this image:

https://www.facebook.com/ThePsychologyBabes/photos/a.889956037766470/1909752212453509/?type=3&theater

"Srsly. As I type, I'm headed home after skipping an event tonight so I could go home for another nap that will ruin my sleep schedule for the week. Joy. #adulting"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37350812)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Irradiated soggy casino goal in life

I hate her stupid fucking ring and Dartmouth is a terrible university for grad school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37350875)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: henna mexican

“People, I’m just ‘normal’ sick, NOT PREGNANT! 🤦‍♀️“

In comments she mentions it “would be a miracle” if she was. This all started because she posted a pic of her fever reading on a thermometer and some ppl thought it was a pregnancy test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37353734)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: henna mexican

I guess Alpha Shark is dunhere.

"Successful CEO & MIT alumnus took me to the very cool Izakaya MEW for a 3.5 hour first date dinner tonight. 2 hours in, I had already decided I wasn't interested in anything romantic, so I became very candid...

Me: My friend thinks that men can tell when I feel like I'm settling.

He: That's for sure.

Me: You can tell already?

He: I could tell the moment you started talking.

Me: 😅

He: Also, you are definitely not submissive.

Me: 😂😂😂

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37425684)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 10:39 PM
Author: henna mexican

Shared this article:

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/14/psychologists-say-that-the-secret-to-your-success-is-who-you-marry.html?fbclid=IwAR28LlGIk6bfe2Ytz2QrB_b0rL9KAtR7uAOXpf0Vz6Vk81dpj9NOSHSv6uU

"Another reason you ought not dissuade me from seeking a quality partner. Fiance 1 initiated my global travels, including an almost yearlong residency in Hong Kong. Fiance 2 continued my international travels, and was my biggest cheerleader during my student years at Dartmouth. What milestones will I share with Fiance 3 (if I ever find him!) ? *quizzical emoji*"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37541048)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: Insane codepig partner

wait she's been engaged twice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37541085)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 10:40 PM
Author: henna mexican

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171562&mc=58&forum_id=2#37541053

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37541057)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: henna mexican

And lastly, she is applying for business school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37541086)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 4:26 PM
Author: Autistic

I bet she is going to hone in on Yale:

1) High prestige

2) Low b-school ranking, making it possible to get in

3) They love bleeding hearts who've done nothing with their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37560952)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 4:18 PM
Author: henna mexican

Visited Neue House for the first time, & enjoyed 2 glasses of bubbly. How am I going to live without everything #Manhattan has to offer??? 😢😨😭 I am such a #NewYork girl!!

*22 hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/gLZvTN9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37560910)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 4:23 PM
Author: Dark cumskin

that thumb ring still going strong. I'm impressed by her level of commitment to such a strange and transparently braggadocios decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37560935)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 4:25 PM
Author: henna mexican

"LOVE LOVE LOVE The Yale Club. #FAVORITE

When I checked my coat tonight, my chip was #718 --> The area code for Brooklyn. When I asked the bartender to suggest a cocktail for me, he immediately responded: Manhattan. I hope these were both signs I will be able to stay in New York City, rather than more instances of the Universe mocking me. 🌠

Send good vibes, please. Cheers!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37560949)



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Date: January 21st, 2019 1:44 AM
Author: crusty twinkling uncleanness

incredible (your dedication to this thread and also the striverism on display)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37631622)



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Date: January 21st, 2019 12:06 AM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37631211)



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Date: February 25th, 2019 8:56 PM
Author: henna mexican

Home from work early. Do I:

-Marie Kondo the apartment

-Rest because I'm SICK

(Marie Kondo is winning)

Comment:

"Why can't I add more options??? Like: Write about loneliness & how wanting a partner doesn't necessarily mean one is desperate."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37843277)



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Date: February 25th, 2019 8:57 PM
Author: sienna mind-boggling library really tough guy

early on I enjoyed loathing her but now I just pity her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37843284)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 1:58 PM
Author: henna mexican

Vanderbilt + Fordham Law = Another one & done

PS Duke is the Harvard of the South!

If there is such a thing.

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37999636)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 1:59 PM
Author: Irradiated soggy casino goal in life

she's nutella if she never maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37999643)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:04 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

Aren't those objectively better academic credentials than hers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37999676)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:09 PM
Author: henna mexican

Attended another Ivy event yesterday.

I needed an excuse to leave the apartment for some sun. I still manged to sleep for 21 hours over the course of 2 days??? & wake up today with a sharp shooting pain at the base of my skull, right side.

SO.MUCH.STRESS

#MovingProblems #PackingProblems

https://i.imgur.com/2vgZwif.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/6TcUWAi.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/33hk0pl.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/h5U62W9.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/qj9kasQ.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37999715)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: dun hall

Lol at three photos of the cold cut party tray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37999726)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Useless Theater Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37999743)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 4:23 PM
Author:  deep

IRL lol'ing at the cold cuts shots. Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38031088)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Dark cumskin

just wish she had a couple more angles of the cold cuts to set the scene.

looks like a great crowd though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38030019)



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Date: April 3rd, 2019 5:38 AM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38033717)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:18 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Started my Saturday at a gallery in Chelsea. Private viewing of an art collection before it's open to the public. // Went home to be a responsible adult & pack. Ended up taking an indulgent nap during the remaining daylight hours. Meaning I'll be packing until 2am. // Once it's warm enough to wear my new moccasins sockless, the sneakers will go to donation. Along with the pink ballerina flats. The Tod's booties stay." // *27 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37999778)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:23 PM
Author: henna mexican

1. I insist that I will use Thing X after I move apartments, even though I haven't used Thing X for 5 years or even thought about Thing X for 5 years... Or more. 🙄

2. Every box thus far has been packed with multiple Thing X type items. Thus, I mentally tell myself that I must open these boxes immediately when I unpack. This urgency has been applicable to 90% of the boxes packed so far. 😑

3. I have waaaaaay more Dartmouth stuff than I thought. Like, 3+ items have been packed in 90% of the boxes packed so far. Definitely cannot Marie Kondo. People will think I'm Dartmouth obsessed! 😌

Heeeeeeelp. (But not with #3)

https://i.imgur.com/3xPP9jo.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37999813)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:29 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

"People will think I'm Dartmouth obsessed! 😌"

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#37999859)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: Dark cumskin

how long has the thumb ring thing been going on? very surprised she has stuck with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38030023)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:44 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

Documentary evidence ITT dating to at least March 2017: https://imgur.com/AD9Gz8D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38030031)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Dark cumskin

truly insane - has no one in her life mentioned how bizarre it is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38030256)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 3:26 PM
Author: henna mexican

I think she must regard it as a cute trademark or somesuch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38030812)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: Violet Frum Business Firm

maybe her thumb got cut off in an industrial accident and she wears it to hide the ugly scar where the docs reattached it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38031201)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:06 PM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38029849)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:06 PM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi

why is she moving? awy from nyc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38029851)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: henna mexican

Looks like she lost her job, and despite riding the StartupBus she has not yet become a buspreneuer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38030258)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:59 PM
Author: Violet Frum Business Firm

Not flame I saw her post in a Facebook group I'm in and did a double take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38030092)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: henna mexican

Small world brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38032898)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 4:12 PM
Author: henna mexican

#WeightLoss // But first: I love Smithsonian museums. This weekend the Native Cinema Showcase took place at the National Museum of the American Indian, George Gustav Heye Center. // Second: I finally got on a scale (Equinox gym, not at the museum). Looks like I've lost over 5 pounds since Thanksgiving, even wearing the outfit pictured. Less than I had hoped, but progress nonetheless. My face is starting to look weird to me, not in a good way, but more on that later. // *26 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38031029)



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Date: April 3rd, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: anal cream

Oh the mystery of the weird-looking face!

Btw you should copy the hashtags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38034983)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 11:47 PM
Author:  bbw

The azn megashrew is hideous. Likes others here, Im very generous grading women.

She looks 40s-50. No way shes 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38033082)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:38 PM
Author: Stimulating ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38182092)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: anal cream

Update pls. She’s added me on Facebook recently but I must be on limited professional friends list because I don’t see her dating updates. She does seem to have been packing uo her apartment for at least two months now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38094770)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

How did this happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38094846)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:48 PM
Author: henna mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38094861)



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Date: April 16th, 2019 10:07 AM
Author: anal cream

We're both in NYC in adjacent industries, and she is one of those people who will randomly add strangers whose names they've come across in any context. I've avoided meeting her in person like the plague because I don't think I can keep a straight face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38096096)



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Date: April 16th, 2019 10:12 AM
Author: Violet Frum Business Firm

Please do it for xo content creation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38096119)



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Date: April 16th, 2019 12:57 PM
Author: anal cream

I have some r-threading I need to get out of the way first, after the LH drama subsides - do not want to compete with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38096783)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:32 PM
Author: anal cream

I *might* meet her tomorrow, or at some point next week. Should I ask her about the unused $5k wedding gown?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38206772)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:34 PM
Author: Irradiated soggy casino goal in life

meanie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38206779)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:42 PM
Author: henna mexican

Exercise your best judgment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38206811)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: henna mexican

She just linked a photo of her June 2010 visit to Notre Dame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38094876)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:53 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

Ring?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38094887)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: henna mexican

No ring; standard photo standing in front of church.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38094901)



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Date: April 16th, 2019 10:09 AM
Author: Violet Frum Business Firm

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38096109)



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Date: April 16th, 2019 1:04 PM
Author: comical pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38096812)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 11:35 PM
Author: henna mexican

April 2019 = Biggest Sushi Soiree to Date!!!

2 Dartmouth alumnae

2 Current Columbia graduate students

2 Friends of friends I met for the first time

4 Ivy.com girls that I did not meet at an Ivy event, 2 I met for the first time

Lots & lots & lots of fish!!!

More sashimi hit the table than any previous brunch, for certain.

Hope you can join next month, [tons of names]

[Frined] I hope you liked the twin plants I sent home with [Friend's sister]. 💚💚💚 Might be thyme??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38109790)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 11:50 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

This is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38109853)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 12:21 AM
Author: henna mexican

She’s ~40 and still obsessed with the colleges people attended. I struggle to believe she’s real, yet I met her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38109966)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 8:18 AM
Author: anal cream

It’s her peak achievement in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38110507)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:33 PM
Author: Irradiated soggy casino goal in life

those 8 Ivy rejections at 17 broke her brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38182061)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:03 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060748)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: dun hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38112027)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: henna mexican

"This week, I was invited by [person] to speak at the [Conference/Symposium thing] with [three more people]. 😃

My lesson to an audience of 200: Using social media to strengthen your *professional* brand. Yes, it can be done!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38112012)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 12:16 AM
Author: henna mexican

Other people want to live on Mars, I want tenure at Yale.

:D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38173629)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:31 PM
Author: henna mexican

She shared an image with this quote: "The "It's only $5, why not buy it?" mentality has probably cost me like $15000 at this point in my life."

Then: "It's scary how true this is.

I also have 2 pairs of NEW $200+ men's Cole Haan size 7 shoes made in Italy with leather soles that are now too small for my HUGE feet. & a NEW pair of $100+ Brooks Brothers flats in size 9.

& an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

I spent the last 3 hours packing & purging AGAIN. This is *mentally* draining."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38182035)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:40 PM
Author: Stimulating ladyboy

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38182126)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:33 PM
Author: anal cream

Charles, did anyone comment on this at all?!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38206775)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:44 PM
Author: henna mexican

Not a single person. Three likes/hearts, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38206814)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:28 PM
Author: anal cream

I saw her at an event earlier this week. It was pretty sad.

It was a small party at one of the model apartments at NYC's Mercedes House (no furniture, but they set up a bar and music etc.), maybe 30-40 people. Most people looked like your average fintech crowd (mostly men in suits or button-downs with vests), everyone was talking to each other, and she was the only one wandering around alone taking pictures of the drink in her hand, with the ring, of course. Literally doing this for at least 20 min. She is shorter IRL than I expected -- maybe 5'2" -- and looks very much like her pictures. If she were in a group of people talking, I would have come over to chat, but I didn't want to get stuck talking to her one-on-one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38249307)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:36 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

Charles, can we confirm with FB post?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38249342)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: henna mexican

Hey, she made a post on it last night:

"From the 21st Floor of Mercedes House:

https://i.imgur.com/gt8peRr.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/2RmNECV.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/jjwdeOr.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/kG7lhMu.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38249380)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:48 PM
Author: anal cream

The event was on Wed, but yeah, that's it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38249421)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:49 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

The first and the fourth are the same shot with a different drink.

So either:

(1) She took the shot, finished the drink and got another one, and then took the same shot, presumably 20-30 minutes later.

(2) She got multiple drinks because she didn't know which would look better in the picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38249430)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:43 PM
Author: Yellow sandwich mother

lol you should have talked to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38249390)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:49 PM
Author: anal cream

I did not want to interrupt her photoshoot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38249425)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 3:00 PM
Author: henna mexican

Brother, with a little more enterprise, you could have been IN the photoshoot!

"Just met with drunken donuts at #consensus2019! He's exploring the intersections between blockchain technology and racist Internet forums! He also went to #yale!" *3 emojis and 27 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38249757)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: slate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38249776)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060759)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: rebellious contagious corner electric furnace

can you remember whether you witnessed her speak to anybody? or did she just wander around like a crazy asian-tourist interloper? was anybody perceptibly weirded out by her? on a scale of 1-10, how much of a mental illness vibe (if any) did she emit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38249537)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: anal cream

I did not see her speak to anybody, but presumably she would have said hi to the hosts on her way in? Every time I noticed her, which was maybe 5 times over the course of 20 min, she was either taking pics of her drinks or looking at her phone, alone. I don't think anyone was really paying attention - people were talking among themselves - and I certainly wouldn't have noticed her if I weren't aware of this thread. She was not obnoxious or anything, just sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38249711)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 3:16 PM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi

were there other Asian women at the party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38249836)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060755)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 11:27 AM
Author: henna mexican

"Today was a DISASTER.

After finally catching up on sleep after Blockchain Week, I decided I'd use my beautiful Saturday to work instead of play. After searching for my laptop charger where I was certain I had left it, I rifled through the obstacle course of my apartment in its move-out-in-progress condition to discover that it had been STOLEN by someone I know, along with my bluetooth keyboard & mouse --> An ongoing problem with this person who NEVER EVER apologies & repeatedly tries to gaslight me as the worst person on Earth.

I decide to take a walk to calm down. A bird decides to use me as target practice. I get hit in no fewer than 3 locations on my person.

My evening plans fall through.

I spend 4 hours writing my blockchain article & it accidentally publishes before I'm ready. I planned on collecting more quotes tomorrow & Monday before going live on Tuesday. UGHHHHHH.

Time to go home & eat chocolate. GRRRRRRR..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38256269)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 7:05 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

Well, this is quite the wrinkle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38257775)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: henna mexican

Oh GOD how did I miss this one from 2017:

"My date tonight thought I was 24!!! As in half his age. PLUS, he tells me towards the end of the date that he's MARRIED. (FYI, if you want to go to the #SalvationTaco rooftop, tell the hostess BEFORE your dinner.) #DatingProblems #ForeverAlone *22 additional hashtags*

She just added a new comment to it today: "These days, I'm chatting with a 24 year old. (Not that I'm 50 nor married.) ???"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38284027)



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Date: May 27th, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38298002)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 8:20 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Tonight's date told me how he can't keep track & juggle all the women he meets online & off. I think he meant to meet someone else (See screenshot)... Lol...

* 2.5 hours after we started the date *

Armed with a LIST of reasons & at least one MAJOR dealbreaker, I chose what I thought is the least offensive. (It's not you, it's me.)

Emma: You can't date me. I don't always put everything back in its "proper" place.

He: Yeah, that's totally not going to work. On OK Cupid, I said it is "VERY" important that the person I date be neat. ...Also, you're not my type.

Emma: What's your type?

He: Leggy blondes. (& from earlier in the conversation, less than half his age!)

Emma: Dude, you knew I am Asian!!

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38407798)



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Date: June 21st, 2019 9:29 AM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38419875)



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Date: June 21st, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38421074)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: henna mexican

Catfished! 😠😠😠😠

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

So I took myself on a Friday night date, starting with a watermelon mint popsicle dipped in a white wine spritzer. ☺ #summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38438608)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: henna mexican

Shared this article:

https://www.fastcompany.com/90366162/hustle-porn-and-the-american-dream?partner=rss&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=rss+fastcompany&utm_content=rss&fbclid=IwAR0PzOc9ZwFfFJri7cmDcL3STx0JIH5wIH0G3rekpbD3JKxtW7PY28LgufE

"This. This is why I needed to take 2 months off to attend to my health -- To get my annual exams, lower my blood pressure & lose the weight. #SelfCare #health

Next month, I start physical therapy again for my shoulders. I couldn't do these things when I was working 16 hour days at a job that caused these problems in the first place."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38438629)



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Date: July 12th, 2019 2:47 PM
Author: henna mexican

As some of you know, I've struggled with more than a decade of difficulties, as discussed with [person] on his podcast, [link to two-year-old podcast episode].

Some people think I don't want to be happy. I don't understand why -- I DEFINITELY want to be happy & work actively towards that goal. & I'm ecstatic when it's a pleasant surprise that happens organically, like today --

[Guy 1] & I met on ASMALLWORLD when we both joined the network in 2008. Before this month, we met in person three or four times, nice enough.

This afternoon, I agreed to meet him for iced Grounded coffee before going to an aSW event at Bagatelle NYC, expecting to talk about professional development. While we did start our discussion with LinkedIn strategies & thought leadership, the conversation naturally veered into human psychology & behavior. We had an extremely open & honest talk, where I discovered [Guy 1] to be contemplative, analytical, and intelligent.

It was FANTASTIC.

One of the best conversations I've had this year. It reminded me of the watershed moment I had with [Guy 2 after 10 years of friendship (if you include the three or four years I refused to speak to him. 😂). That conversation was centered on politics & government.

Yes, I like nice things & experiences (& I no longer apologize for it, particularly since they're much less frequent & extravagant these days) but people don't realize how much more I appreciate people with integrity & meaningful conversations, especially with such people. Discussions that are actually thought provoking & honest, where we can frankly share our opinions without walking on eggshells. Talks about THEORY & IDEAS. Talks about things that MATTER.

[Guy 1] & I then attended the art show at Bagatelle, where I introduced him to [Girl 1]. Sorry you could not join us, [3 other people].

(more blather about meeting people)

I ended my night with a spontaneous dinner with a fellow Dartmouth alumna who went to a rival high school. We didn't meet until I moved back to Manhattan in 2013, & it's a friendship that I didn't expect. It was nice to strengthen our bond in Waverly Restaurant, a diner from our teenage years while everything else from that period of our lives disappear.

This is all to say, sometimes friendships take a LOOOOONG time to solidify, & it may take you by surprise when you least expect it. This is a reminder to myself (& you dear readers) not to shut down in isolation & to be patient. Extremely, painstakingly patient. 💚

Looking forward to visiting [Girl 2] soon in Maine. FINALLY!! 💚💚

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38521834)



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Date: July 12th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: Mewling Tattoo

Discussions that are actually thought provoking & honest, where we can frankly share our opinions without walking on eggshells. Talks about THEORY & IDEAS. Talks about things that MATTER.

I know a great website for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38521903)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 11:53 AM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38540259)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Mewling Tattoo

over the years this thread has passed from comedy, to horror, to tragedy. Shakesperian in its scope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38540384)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: henna mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38540758)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:44 PM
Author: henna mexican

Sometimes I wonder how vastly different my life would turned out had I been raised anywhere other than Manhattan. 🤔

Imagine the LA version of me???

Imagine the Swiss version of me...

#5amThoughts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38540768)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:46 PM
Author: henna mexican

She shared this article:

https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2017/04/economic-inequality/524610/?fbclid=IwAR0LRNqE3tvBPOnu51QF5AEilurYBLbHdIByBP7WGH1LQBnAeNs2U_O2KGE&utm_campaign=the-atlantic&utm_content=5d2c24b30ca7240001cb64e0_ta&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook

"This article reminds me of the restaurant investor & landlord who insisted he wanted a date who could hold a CONVERSATION. As we finished our 2 hour dinner at Porsena, I started to discuss wealth inequality in Hong Kong & Manhattan, with a segue into the poverty trap. Suddenly, it was time to leave... He explained he couldn't drive (me home) because he had two glasses of wine & (randomly) wanted to visit his son who lives in the neighborhood.

😂😂😂 I think he was desperate to escape my company! Obviously, I never heard from him again.

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38540775)



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Date: July 19th, 2019 8:41 PM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38558784)



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Date: July 26th, 2019 5:31 PM
Author: henna mexican

In the past two weeks prior to the current, I went out with two STEM PhDs & 1 Harvard Business School graduate. Two are actively messaging me, but none have suggested meeting this week, though one is hinting at it. 🙄🤔😒

"Is this the beginning

Or is this the end?!

When will I see you again?"

-- The Three Degrees

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

-- Guns N Roses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38593613)



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Date: July 26th, 2019 5:39 PM
Author: emerald

please dont ever stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38593650)



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Date: August 5th, 2019 8:55 PM
Author: henna mexican

Linked this: https://www.businessinsider.com/why-intelligent-and-high-performing-women-fall-for-toxic-partners-2019-7?utm_content=bufferb4d6a&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer-bi&fbclid=IwAR0bAqZlH46mJfS7erPn3xLzrs9WBfEUCcnPGJBdW1EteSJLEN0XOhg5Ie0

"Ha. Just as I was prepping to post this, dude across the aisle started playing the Lion King theme on his phone. Coincidence?? #DrDisney

"It may seem like every high-powered woman you know is dating someone toxic, but successful women don't actually have lower standards when it comes to relationships.

Instead, research shows that their driven nature attracts toxic partners, and means that they're used to working hard."

#DatingProblems"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38643086)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 7:42 PM
Author: henna mexican

"SO weird. (In a good way!)

Last night, I fell asleep relatively easily. Woke up a little sleep deprived at 7am. Got hit on by a stranger at 8:30am, "Nice Polo shirt. I don't have no kids. I got a good job!"

Did about 3x as much as I usually do but it wasn't 3x as stressful? It was actually a mostly fun day highlighted by lunch with Sunny Cervantes & Rich Previte. 😊😊😊

Ended my evening with prosecco & the most AMAZING brownies from Salted Baked Goods."

https://i.imgur.com/qbCSXW5.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38663509)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 2:37 PM
Author: henna mexican

I think she got hit by a car. I won't post her update to avoid being too intrusive, but you know exactly what her hospital photo is gonna be:

https://i.imgur.com/8oETZ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38675630)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

Ok, that's it. Peak thread right here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38675657)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:10 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060777)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Mewling Tattoo

holy shit

just when you thought this thread was played out she takes it to a whole nother level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38675664)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: henna mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38675751)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: passionate milky nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38710409)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:14 PM
Author: Territorial gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38791953)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 9:00 PM
Author: Puce Misunderstood Halford

So glad I read up to this part of the thread. Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39855268)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:54 PM
Author: henna mexican

"After being a sleeping recluse in recovery for a week, I needed to leave the confines of my apartment for fresh air.

My local friends couldn't join me today, but I brought the Harvard water bottle that [name] gifted me when she was living in Deluxebury. & I had a SweetCatch Hawaiian poke bowl as a nod to [name 2], who is trying to convince me to move to Oahu Island.

Raincheck [two more names]. I just couldn't muster energy to leave my neighborhood -- Sorry. Even the short shuttle ride I took made me intensely uncomfortable."

https://i.imgur.com/qoXcqAY.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38709899)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:00 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Jet-lagged

she sounds depressed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38709941)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: henna mexican

I don't know if it's clinical depression but her life certainly seems like a miserable charade at a distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38709966)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:02 PM
Author: Yellow sandwich mother

there were times in my life where i had little self awareness. i just couldn't imagine having that little for that long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38709955)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:12 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060783)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:56 PM
Author: henna mexican

"At least 4 people have received fake messages from a spoof account pretending to be me, using my name & current profile photo, logging in from a phone number instead of a Facebook profile.

PLEASE REPORT THE FAKE PROFILE!! 😡😡😡😡

This weekend, I plan to cut down my friend's list. DM me if you don't want to be removed. I'll also be moving more things to friends only status."

Could this be the end of the thread? Time will tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38709908)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:02 PM
Author: Useless Theater Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38709956)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:12 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38710022)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Out-of-control Scarlet Forum Boltzmann

plz no ive been following this for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38709961)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:50 PM
Author: Dark cumskin

this would be truly disastrous. can you send her a DM that while you only know each other through friends of friends you enjoy her thought leadership and would like to remain FB friends? don't you have some educational credentials you can flaunt for her?

that being said, given how much this woman craves attention it is difficult to imagine her making good on this threat.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38710266)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:57 PM
Author: Violet Frum Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38790991)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:39 PM
Author: anal cream

Hasn’t she been moving since April? 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38710203)



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Date: August 27th, 2019 4:05 PM
Author: henna mexican

"EXCELLENT start to my week. Coffee with movie producer & actor [guy I've never heard of] turned into a 3 hour business meeting. Though he's in the film industry, he provided constructive insight for the venture I'm currently working on. He's got great energy & FOLLOWS THROUGH on getting to his goals. Obviously super engaging. We only met once prior, a few weeks ago at Bonnie Halper's Networking Breakfast, but it almost immediately felt like we were old friends. 😀"

Below, in the comments, she adds this follow-up:

"Photo from our first meeting. Notice how super serious & prepared [guy] is with his notebook whereas I'm super serious... about my breakfast. 😬🙃😂

Looking forward to collaborating. We already discussed a few ideas... Stay tuned!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38750427)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:02 PM
Author: henna mexican

* After video chatting with guy *

Emma: Was that a wedding band I saw on your left ring finger?

Guy: No, it's a signet ring.

Emma: (Wow, he came up with that retort REALLY fast!!) 😒 I've never seen a signet ring in a wedding band style -- They've always had a flat surface with an engraved monogram or crest.

* Later *

[Friend 1]: If anyone knows what a signet ring looks like, it's Emma!

[Friend 2]: She knows pretentious.

[Friend 1]: It's true! That's her all the way!

😂

"Typically it bore a family crest or another symbol representing an individual on its distinguishable flat bezel. A design was usually engraved (often in reverse) either directly into the metal of the ring or an inset gem, and then pressed into wax or clay to create the personal seal, or signature."

-- Bloomberg Online

#DatingProblems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38790762)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:24 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Offensive Spot Goyim

Is there a reason why you're still referring to her by a pseudonym? I've had a link to her facebook ITT for four fucking years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38791992)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: henna mexican

Mostly just thread consistency, but I’d also prefer if her real identity were kept off the page, so I maintain the shtick of biding her identity so people will either have to find it themselves or at least notice one post among almost800.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38793411)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: henna mexican

"I spent over an hour in brick & mortar bookstores yesterday. It was GLORIOUS. 🤓

Right before I headed home, I literally thought to myself that I should read more Russian literature!!! (Reference to previous post.)

Also, I need a British husband. 😁💚

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone #Wellington

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38790764)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:07 PM
Author: henna mexican

Oh jeez the pics:

https://imgur.com/a/AUQF56S

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38790785)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:16 PM
Author: dun hall

why photo-worthy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38790815)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle vengeful resort

be she is insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38790824)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:21 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

She is applying the framing techniques she learned from the photography book. Compare her hand in the Crime and Punishment pic vs. Four Friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38790831)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:21 PM
Author: bright den national security agency

Again, she's showcasing her stupid thumb ring from Dartmouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38791973)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 6:45 PM
Author: Dark cumskin

completely mindblowing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38791820)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 6:47 PM
Author: Sinister hominid kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38791834)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 6:22 PM
Author:  Amethyst

okay seriously how old is she at this point?

this thread is incredible

i can't believe i read from top to bottom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38791686)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 6:40 PM
Author: henna mexican

She's about 44 now I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38791779)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: anal cream

I thought she was like 38 or something, even though she looks 48

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38792025)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 8:49 PM
Author: henna mexican

Well she was around that age when I started this thread nearly 4.5 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38792340)



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Date: September 6th, 2019 12:00 AM
Author: Adulterous startling foreskin

this thread went from funny to sad when i found her profile and saw what she looked like. i dunno why but it'd be less sad and more infuriating if she were attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38793424)



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Date: September 6th, 2019 7:53 AM
Author:  Amethyst

so no baby pwned? sadly that's the right darwinian move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38794148)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 4:36 PM
Author: slate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38791146)



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Date: September 8th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: henna mexican

"#DoubleDown & I hadn't spoken in over a decade (Just because life/adulting after graduation, not because of anything bad). We reconnected this year in July, thanks to his PERSISTENCE -- Hence his nickname. In the meantime, he kept up with my life via Facebook...

Emma: Ah, so you're familiar with my #DatingProblems. 😬

DD: You definitely have a very specific type -- The very educated, alpha finance guy.

Emma: People think that's the reason I'm single, & I should date other types.

DD: You know for certain what you like & you should stick with it. The way I see it, you're the Barry Bonds of dating. You ONLY swing at exactly what's right for you. Nevermind what other people tell you or do for themselves.

Emma: 😮😮😮 We haven't spoken for years but you GET ME!!! 💚💚💚

(Plus) * Emma, simply impressed that she knew Barry Bonds is a baseball guy... but not why he's famous * 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38803273)



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Date: September 8th, 2019 11:00 AM
Author: bright den national security agency

How is she so socially unaware? Any normal guy would run away as fast as he could after seeing her FB feed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38803352)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 9:40 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

"The Barry Bonds of dating" --> You put on an ungodly amount of weight in your 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38821262)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Back with my DCNY family tonight. Reunited & it felt SO GOOD. #DartmouthAlumni 😊 💚🌲 No one could tell anything was wrong with me (Not more than my usual baseline of wrong, that is. 🤓) other than I was wearing more Yale blue than Dartmouth green tonight. [Name] even got me to working for the Club a mere 5 minutes after I arrived. 😂

Afterwards, I even snuck in a quick date who turned out to be a Rabbi! 🤔

Photo of snacks for [friend]. I drank V8 to be healthy(er)?? Lol."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38820937)



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Date: September 13th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: bright den national security agency

You should start taking pics copying her, while wearing your D ring on your thumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38832295)



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Date: September 19th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: henna mexican

https://www.princeton.edu/news/2019/09/17/princeton-eliminates-gre-test-requirement-14-graduate-programs?fbclid=IwAR0fdWP9hK9c9kMJN9aO9fRQE8Au_9gmM0GWBvAxRYfCTweBiFNBYm5G84g

"Time for me to apply? 😁🤔🤓"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38857787)



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Date: September 19th, 2019 3:29 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Date #2 with #NWbird. I decided to meet him in Soho & chose an Italian restaurant based solely on reviews. We both LOVED it. The photos don't do any justice to the food.

Appetizer: Kale & brussel sprouts salad

Entrees: He had steak & I had duck

Dessert: Panna cotta

Discoveries tonight:

He sat next to me because it was the only empty seat left at the event where we met last month. & both of us almost didn't show up. 😂

I'm the first Asian he's dated. 😮🤔"

Posted pics of all the food, w/ ring ofc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38857796)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 12:37 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Lovely 3rd date with #NWbird tonight. 😊

We began with dinner at Esca, "Mario Batali and Joe Bastianich’s timeless fish and pasta spot... Year after year, Esca remains in the conversation of the NYC elite."

https://www.theinfatuation.com/new-york/reviews/esca

If you drop your dinner napkin, the staff will bring you a new one, placed on the table using two forks so their hands don't touch it.

Started with oysters. He had steak (rare) & I had swordfish. Shared a delicious chocolate dessert.

Then we went to the Broadway show about The Temptations. He bought his ticket before he met me, & offered to buy me a ticket to join him even though we couldn't get seats together. & yes, he gave me the better seat of the two. 💚 He loved the music-driven show pre-intermission & I loved the plot-driven show post-intermission.

Afterwards, he had his personal driver bring me home before heading home himself.

He already got us tickets to another show next month, & planning for a third + fourth show after that!!! 😃 You may get to meet him at the next Dartmouth Club party, or the #Dartmouth250 game against Princeton at Yankee Stadium."

https://i.imgur.com/OhG1cN0.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38895568)



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Date: October 21st, 2019 7:22 PM
Author: dun hall

bookmark is a nice touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39009300)



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Date: October 21st, 2019 7:30 PM
Author: Mewling Tattoo

Nice attn to detail Jim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39009337)



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Date: October 4th, 2019 2:33 PM
Author: henna mexican

Skipped the second day NY Comic Con to celebrate [Friend]'s big 25th birthday with sushi & steak, as well as fancy drinks & a plethora desserts from some of my favorites including Aureole, David Burke, Hunt & Fish... No one left hungry. 😂 #FoodBuddies 🎉🎉🎉

I'm teaching her to level up her tastes... To the chagrin of her future boyfriends?? 😂 #SorryNotSorry Girl needs to live the good life sometimes. 😘

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38929674)



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Date: October 11th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: henna mexican

What is my authentic voice?

How do I orientate myself to my audience?

Yes, it's important to initiate programs for POC literature but how do we SUSTAIN them after the grant money runs out?

#CUNY

https://i.imgur.com/7BEN6L8.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#38963864)



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Date: October 21st, 2019 7:14 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

More grant money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39009276)



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Date: December 11th, 2019 9:46 PM
Author: glassy rambunctious pervert black woman

was positive that hashtag had a fortuitous “t”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39251806)



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Date: October 21st, 2019 7:09 PM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39009261)



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Date: November 5th, 2019 8:57 PM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39076558)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 11:48 AM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39096990)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 11:53 AM
Author:  old irish cottage

i dont understand how this woman supports herself without a real job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39097006)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 12:39 AM
Author: henna mexican

Are we snack buddies??

Miracle Whip - Yes

Pickles - Yes, sour & crunchy

Cilantro - PASS

Black Jelly Beans - PASS

Pineapple Pizza - Yes Yes Yes!

Sardines - Yes!

Oysters - Yes!

Sushi - Yes Yes Yes!

Candy Corn - Eh.

Vienna Sausages - Eh.

Brussels Sprouts - Yes

Circus Peanuts - Huh?

Bologna - Pass

Black Olives - FIRM

Green Olives - YES if FIRM

Blue Cheese - OK

Fruitcake - Usually nah

SPAM - Yes, lol

Cabbage - Yes

Gizzards - No?

Potato Salad - Yes, light on mayo, please

Eggnog - Eh.

Black Coffee - Heavy cream necessary

Anchovies - Yes

Grits - Yes

Sauerkraut - Yes, preferably semi-crunchy

Collard Greens - Yes

Green Peas - Yes, preferably firm

Now it's your turn...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39155063)



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Date: December 11th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39251249)



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Date: December 17th, 2019 3:11 PM
Author: henna mexican

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/17/style/tiny-modern-love-stories-the-chart-said-breakup-so-we-did.html?fbclid=IwAR3QC2SOLU8jybXqyxqBj_wpAbRjWY-c8ZDfNiU15Zie-cBgvg77LYo4sgs

"Two years ago, I was dating a STEM PhD & could not get him to understand why we were not good as a couple until I drew him a chart, too. 🤓

He was persistent (he likes to say: patient), though... I had to break up with him 3 times. Now we laugh about it as friends. 😂

#DatingProblems"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39279280)



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Date: December 17th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: Clear trust fund

honestly charles, this chick is so insane and sad that you should really stop posting updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39279399)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:22 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060819)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 4:38 PM
Author: henna mexican

https://i.imgur.com/Wa4vC8S.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39351254)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 9:33 AM
Author: Brass Bearded Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39409019)



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Date: January 20th, 2020 8:45 PM
Author: henna mexican

Linked this article: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/only-an-adventurous-eater-has-tried?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharefacebook&bfsource=bfocompareon&quiz_result=120306287_357050362&fbclid=IwAR2GarbLLbQA3o6gXakDVR1xabc9Om_czvmUX0f4U9fCCerZ-QFqEqxsNng#120306287

"54! Yum!

One of the reasons I loved growing up in NYC & have a diverse set of friends. & while I continue to love NYC. 😊💚

There were about 3 to 5 I will avoid eating again, though. Not a fan of frog legs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39462318)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 7:28 PM
Author: Arrogant associate

37/54 for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39670100)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 9:45 PM
Author: Violet Frum Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39473653)



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Date: February 5th, 2020 2:46 PM
Author: henna mexican

https://i.imgur.com/QVFqnL3.jpg

"Because I can't remember how much the pink diamond at Asprey cost, I think this is the most expensive piece of jewelry I've worn.

Guess how much! 😀

Tiffany & Co. ring with a 4.10 carat cushion cut (my favorite shape) D/IF (the salesperson told me it's "the perfect stone for the perfect person!" 😀) center.

In the store, I loved the uniqueness of the design. Looking at it again now, it reminds me of an stovetop range. 😂😂😂 Not that I don't still covet it! 😅 #luxury — at Tiffany & Co."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39547588)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 7:29 PM
Author: Arrogant associate

Lol, even her hands are disgusting to look at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39670103)



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Date: February 5th, 2020 2:47 PM
Author: henna mexican

#JeNeSuisPasUnVirus #IAmNotAVirus

#CoronaVirus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39547593)



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Date: February 5th, 2020 2:51 PM
Author: Yellow sandwich mother

you're going to marry an azn chick at some point anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39547616)



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Date: February 5th, 2020 2:53 PM
Author:  turdskin main people

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39547630)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:23 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060824)



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Date: February 7th, 2020 5:19 PM
Author: henna mexican

Here's a weirder one:

https://i.imgur.com/VLxXGAW.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/neGjQGQ.jpg

An excellent morning at the Harvard Club this week.

A civilized & leisurely breakfast followed by a talk on Brexit 2020: Opportunities, Strategies, Regulations, and Timelines.

“'It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future."

~ Yogi Berra

An unamed economist's forecast:

-- Riots in Northern Ireland

-- Scotland votes to leave the UK

-- Wales tags along

Other highlights:

Globalization drove the growth rate during Thatcher's reign

WIth Brexit, does the role of the UK change?

4 Pillars of Europe:

Goods + Services + Capital + People

Transition period will last until 31 December 2020.

2 parts:

--> 1. Withdrawal agreement

a. Money

b. Citizen rights

c. Dispute resolution

d. Future arrangements

e. Transition period

--> 2. Political declaration

a. Non-binding

b. Future trading

c. Vague terms

Irish Issue => Good Friday agreement

London leads in designing computer games; big in media, in general

Service industry takes off at the expense of manufacturing goods

UK issues to consider:

-- Infrastructure

-- Regulatory Issues => Banking moved to Frankfurt & Paris

-- Insurance

-- Funds

-- Certification

-- EU Institutions => 38 Agencies including medical and banking

-- Environment

UK is the 5th largest economy in the world

Investment considerations:

-- Logistic

-- HR

-- Property => Quality + Commute

-- Payroll Tax => Employees + Employers

-- Quality of Life => Cultural + Standard of Life

-- Schools

-- Taxation => Corporate + Indirect + Employment + US/UK tax treaty

-- Reverse charges

-- Capital gain on exit

-- No withholding tax on dividend

-- Transferring pricing

-- Structure investments

-- VAT (or IPT)

-- Custom duties (tariffs)

-- US/UK residency => Global mobility + Exemption

-- Relocation

-- Border restrictions

Cutting taxes would increase growth

Proven many times worldwide

Manufacturing will likely suffer most, but it's not that important in the UK

UK's future is in services

London will continue to prosper

Not so certain for the rest of the country

Banking will probably be the least impacted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39559182)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 6:33 PM
Author: dun hall

...she (1) took these notes and (2) typed them up for her Facebook friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39590758)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 1:54 PM
Author: Mewling Tattoo

"4 Pillars of Europe:

Goods + Services + Capital + People"

this is the single most neoliberal sentence ever typed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39695587)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 1:55 PM
Author: henna mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39695590)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060828)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Major hurdle mid-December & #NWbird was not the person that I needed my partner to be. I finally ended it today.

I'm single again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39590688)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 6:27 PM
Author:  disgusting half-breed

i cant believe the female jjc is single again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39590739)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: bright den national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39590777)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 6:40 PM
Author: henna mexican

Sad one today.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/feb/27/a-dirty-secret-you-can-only-be-a-writer-if-you-can-afford-it?CMP=share_btn_fb&fbclid=IwAR3aAIJiZhWuRDggKct98WSs2MLEEpN2BnSk6IA7uKxxWOmm_TCWwCglfd0

"This is why both of my books are LATE.

It's more urgent that I find a job to cover my dental needs ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39669917)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:30 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060838)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 6:41 PM
Author: henna mexican

https://www.forbes.com/sites/maggiemcgrath/2020/02/26/introducing-forbes-50-over-50-highlighting-women-shattering-age-and-gender-norms/?fbclid=IwAR1apTm8oXckYWjmTRVA3nz9Vu1eD2efPVFBFQTY2LCb09taJjEVni7UXFU#5d9d04ee1a72

"I missed 30 Under 30, so I'll aim for 50 Over 50.

Coincidentally, spent all night working on my new business cards. Stay tuned...

#goals"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39669920)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 7:02 PM
Author:  deep

Never stop poasting these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39670020)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 7:12 PM
Author: sooty

this is what i thought mattered when i was 19 years old i cant imagine in my mid 40s...LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39670055)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 7:21 PM
Author: henna mexican

What's really unbelievable to me is this thread is almost five years old, and has posts that are almost 7 years old, and essentially NOTHING has changed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39670082)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 1:57 PM
Author: anal cream

What was she doing with the business cards? How do they possibly take more than 20 min of typing your name and contact, selecting font, and adding logo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39695607)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: henna mexican

"Last night, 12 activists (including me) wrote 186 postcards urging registered Democrats in Wisconsin to help elect Jill Karofsky, a progressive Judge running against a Trump and Republican-backed opponent.

[Friend's] next postcard party will be on Monday, March 23rd -- Let us know if you'd like to join!

#government #politics"

Oh also she participated in this event with a Vietnamese chick literally named, not flame, Bich-Nga.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39692807)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 12:40 AM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

So she wrote like 13 postcards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39692815)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 12:48 AM
Author: henna mexican

If that!

https://i.imgur.com/IfBnkOt.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39692836)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 1:57 PM
Author: Mewling Tattoo

Hello Fellow Voter!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39695609)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 2:15 PM
Author:  Mentally Impaired Stain

The compulsion to include her Dartmouth ring in every photo fascinates me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39695714)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: Useless Theater Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39776374)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060843)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: henna mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40070844)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Me: Someone lost their gold ring!

[Friend]: Was it Gollum?

😂🤓😂 Geeky friends are awesomesauce!

#MyPrecious #LordOfTheRings

If you lost this ring at South Street Seaport today, I left it with staff at McNally Jackson."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39695510)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 2:17 PM
Author:  disgusting half-breed

jesus christ i feel bad for her :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39695728)



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Date: March 17th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author:  office

If only her ring would be lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39792203)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:04 PM
Author: henna mexican

"I'm aiming to announce my new venture on St. Patrick's Day. 💚😀

Business cards ordered last night. Stay tuned...

#CloverCanalConnect 🍀"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39707448)



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Date: March 9th, 2020 11:40 AM
Author: henna mexican

"Fantastic Friday! This afternoon, I met with bestselling author & international keynote speaker (He's given over 500 and works with many Fortune 500 clients) Petr Ludwig. Over two hours, we discussed critical thinking, writing, business, procrastination, purpose, entrepreneurship, mental health, money, friendship, and philanthropy. He autographed a copy of his book (in English -- His book has been translated into more than a dozen other languages (He's Czech, like my favorite novelist, Milan Kundera (The Unbearable Lightness of Being))) for me. 🤓"

[pastes his bio from his website here]

Interesting/cool note: He wears an uncommon silver ring that he made in high school that is very similar to one I bought years ago -- Maybe during high school. It's a square ring with a circular hole."

https://i.imgur.com/nrARr91.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39722366)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 2:37 PM
Author: henna mexican

Naturally, she linked the JJC-bait WSJ article about dating at elite business schools. No comments, sadly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39730231)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 2:41 PM
Author: opaque multi-colored knife private investor

jjc ... why don't you get in on this? she's (amazingly) still single!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39730245)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:41 AM
Author: opaque multi-colored knife private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060553)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 2:43 PM
Author:  Amethyst

how old is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39730254)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 2:55 PM
Author: henna mexican

Not sure but I'd guess about 45.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39730312)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 3:27 PM
Author:  office

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39780802)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 11:21 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Yesterday, I learned that Gotham Grill was closing, now 'The Palm Too, which had been open for nearly 47 years in Midtown East, closed just this week.'

That's where I developed my love of NY steakhouses. So many great nights there, as well as the other locations. I once had a plan to eat in every location in existence."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39775671)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 11:25 PM
Author: henna mexican

"I'm surprised we haven't seen MANY corporate branded masks already. It would be super popular swag??"

https://i.imgur.com/hUpwoOq.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39775703)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: bright den national security agency

She's disgusting in every conceivable way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39776372)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:54 AM
Author: henna mexican

"Emma -- feeling alone at Manhattan, New York.

March 13 at 5:29 PM · Manhattan, New York ·

"Bueller? Bueller?

#DatingProblems

#ForeverAlone (More cheese for me! 😂

Bumble guy I'm chatting with won't see me (first date) until the pandemic is over."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39776349)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 1:00 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39776378)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 1:04 AM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi

does she get any comments on these sad posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39776414)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: henna mexican

Besides the standard smattering of likes, a person commented “Omg, my date offers have trickled to a damn stop and I’m pissssed.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39776500)



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Date: March 17th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Mewling Tattoo

More cheese for me! 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39791045)



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Date: March 17th, 2020 4:57 PM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39791029)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 2:06 PM
Author: henna mexican

"This week, I made great progress in figuring out how to execute my business book layout *myself* (Relying on several others was an utter disappointment)!!! Finally!!! It was a *massive* hurdle for my writing.

Stay tuned. 🤓"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39808989)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 2:09 PM
Author: henna mexican

"I bought a loaf of bread a few days ago & I don't think I've ever been able to finish one myself before it would mold, so I pushed myself to use it sooner rather than later. The tomatoes @ Whole Foods didn't look great, so I went without.

Toasted whole wheat bread with New York cheddar. Deli-made potato salad that I topped with cranberries (which you'll be seeing a lot of because I have 3 bags in the freezer & they add color to my dishes so easily) & sprinkled with chia seeds. Accompanied by Lovely Break by Kusmi Tea (Not pictured). My first meal of the day @ 7:30pm.

Used my sandwich tray for the first time. Not the pattern I would have chosen but it's 'the best-selling dinnerware pattern in the world, the Old Country Roses pattern is practically synonymous with the name Royal Albert and a long-standing testament to timeless style and elegant craftsmanship.'"

https://i.imgur.com/4YAN3CW.jpg

A friend comments: "You chose a pattern you didn’t like because it’s popular?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39809005)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author: Mewling Tattoo

underrated detail here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39809357)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: henna mexican

"I do not feel safe. Especially because I have terrible allergies that make me look sick.

People are illogical & violent."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39809030)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 9:16 PM
Author: dun hall

*2 days later, takes 24 pics she feels are worth posting while strolling around the biggest city of the country alone*

so unsafe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39855392)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 10:09 AM
Author: henna mexican

She went exploring an empty Manhattan yesterday, then stocked up on supplies:

https://i.imgur.com/QXh64kB.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/wUa6UgD.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/JE0VBT6.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/XlFyRRb.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/d6m96pZ.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/WOqiYVM.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/qgyy23K.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/DdOMfK3.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39824114)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 10:14 AM
Author:  Mentally Impaired Stain

8/8 on the Dartmouth ring being included.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39824126)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 10:16 AM
Author: henna mexican

Tbf the original album was about 24 pics and only half of them had The Ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39824133)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Yellow sandwich mother

She should leave the Annie’s mac for ppl with kids. What a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39824138)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 10:26 AM
Author: Mewling Tattoo

a 45 yo woman whose only cooking skills are Annie Mac

and she obviously considers herself a gourmand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39824164)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: dun hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39855382)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:48 PM
Author: Pungent parlour multi-billionaire

She appears to have the diet of a shrew crossed with a six year old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39825627)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 2:01 PM
Author: comical pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39834033)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author:  mischievous scourge upon the earth

Stop stalking this poor girl already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39855291)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:02 AM
Author:  internal respiration

it's like the early-mid 1990s Doom videogames but with a birdbrain shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060596)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:34 PM
Author: Saffron useless brakes

This thread is incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39825501)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 8:08 PM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39828795)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 12:44 PM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39833400)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 1:40 PM
Author:  Mentally Impaired Stain

By the way chuck, time for a second thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39833796)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 8:19 PM
Author: henna mexican

I feel it’s stronger as a single compendium.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39837553)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 9:09 PM
Author:  Mentally Impaired Stain

Very well then. My mobile browser shall just have to toil under the weight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39838026)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 9:22 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs

Ms. AZN Megashrews Comedies, Histories, & Tragedies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39855442)



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Date: March 30th, 2020 8:42 PM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39903064)



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Date: April 1st, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39917244)



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Date: April 1st, 2020 3:23 PM
Author: henna mexican

Surprisingly little recent COVID-posting from her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39917302)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 9:17 PM
Author: henna mexican

New cover photo is exactly what you'd expect:

https://i.imgur.com/P647gmV.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39965050)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 6:27 PM
Author: 

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40071998)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 10:45 PM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39973133)



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Date: April 10th, 2020 6:28 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Had the most professionally productive 24 hours since mid-March.

1. Scheduled a call for tomorrow afternoon, in response to an inquiry about publishing my business book.

2. Applied to be an entrepreneurship mentor who may be flown to the MiSK Global Forum in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia the week of October 18th, 2020.

3. Spoke with a recruiter based in London about a Head of PR position for an established cryptocurrency company.

4. Interviewed by [Person + Title] at Harvard University. I spoke about dating online as a person of color, & I might be quoted in the eventual book published in conjunction with Harvard.

5. Continuing to deal with dental needs. Follow-up phone call next week.

6. Responded to a blockchain/VR contact's offer about getting client referrals through her company.

Next (concurrent) big project should be adding a page to my new website to highlight my blockchain & crypto work..."

https://i.imgur.com/NsmR9WP.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39986344)



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Date: April 10th, 2020 7:16 PM
Author: wonderful topaz trump supporter prole

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#39986707)



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Date: April 17th, 2020 2:46 PM
Author: sienna mind-boggling library really tough guy

dying at the idea of her mentoring anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40035555)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 3:54 PM
Author: passionate milky nowag

what the fuck does this person actually do for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40041763)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 5:47 PM
Author: sienna mind-boggling library really tough guy

titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40042342)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:04 AM
Author: Mewling Tattoo

"I spoke about dating online as a person of color"

cr with the string of successes archived ITT, who wouldn't want her advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060604)



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Date: April 17th, 2020 2:43 PM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40035534)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:55 AM
Author: Brilliant hissy fit

This is fascinating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060722)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:37 AM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40060868)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Planning on watching a movie with the boyfriend during quarantine.

Please suggest a good boyfriend. 🤡"

Fat bald dopey guy responds "I volunteer freely" and gets a Laugh rating in response.

Another friend suggests getting a puppy.

"Ideally comes with BF. I can't take care of one myself."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40070864)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 3:51 PM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi

This is actually really sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40070963)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:01 PM
Author: Clear trust fund

this is just mean at this point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40071039)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:17 PM
Author:  disgusting half-breed

wow :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40071142)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:32 PM
Author:  lavender dog poop

can you post pics of this chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40071234)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 5:09 PM
Author: henna mexican

I'd rather not, sorry. That would be a bit too much. But let's just say her appearance clashes with what she sees fit to demand from a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40071549)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 5:13 PM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi

can you share another one of her recent poasts that isn't so sad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40071570)



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Date: April 24th, 2020 2:21 AM
Author: comical pocket flask

There was link at some point ITT. She's an objective 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40082309)



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Date: April 24th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Offensive Spot Goyim

https://i.imgur.com/XT1tol9.jpg

her facebook is linked earlier in the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40082333)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author:  fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40149602)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 6:15 PM
Author:  Nubile Yarmulke

we all know who the fat bald dopey guy is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40071903)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 5:30 PM
Author: henna mexican

Emma is feeling motivated.

Yesterday at 3:26 PM ·

Earlier today, [friend] asked her network about erratic productivity levels. I felt that, as someone who has long lulls of marinating her thoughts (which look to others as "doing nothing") before bursts of intense productivity. I'm currently in the execution wave...

Last night, I accepted the invitation to apply to a private Forbes Women group.

This morning, I had a good call with a PR veteran who has been in the industry for over 40 years.

Over Messenger, I caught up with [another friend] to get an update on his book. He's a MUCH faster writer than I am, having already reached 40,000 words.

On LinkedIn, a possible collaborator set-up a call for us tomorrow. Same day, I will call a former colleague from the VR/AR world to discuss her proposal we work together.

Early evening, I will see my Dartmouth Club of New York Board members, including [various people].

Afterwards, it's my first Zoom party with a 7 Sisters group.

Then possibly an online session as a beta tester for a friend of [person] -- Still waiting for email instructions.

Throughout the day, I'll be responding to messages on a handful of platforms. As I explain in my latest Thrive Global article, [title]

How are you staying connected to your professional work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40071662)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 5:51 PM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40071761)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40071874)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 6:40 PM
Author: henna mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40072090)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 9:21 PM
Author: sienna mind-boggling library really tough guy

healthy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40073042)



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Date: April 24th, 2020 2:23 AM
Author: comical pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40082316)



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Date: April 23rd, 2020 8:04 PM
Author: henna mexican

"I am done for the day! It's been such a grueling 48 hours that I am too tired to even make ramen in a bowl where you just add boiling water. The only thing I've made today (early afternoon) is a spicy coconut vanilla (yum!!) smoothie with apples & bananas before everything went bad. I've already lost several apples & a potato. Food-wise, I had three mediocre (at best) pre-made sandwiches, & an oatmeal cookie pumped full of preservatives.

Yesterday, I worked 13 hours. Three Zoom calls almost back to back, book-ended by two phone calls.

Today, I started my day with a pleasant two hour business call, followed immediately by a Zoom session with two salespeople who tricked me into a 30 minute sales call."

https://i.imgur.com/lQ7kYiM.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Lyai284.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/2HeiLQQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40080108)



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Date: April 23rd, 2020 8:07 PM
Author: Clear trust fund

charles please stop this and block this woman on facebook. she is clearly mentally deranged and should be pitied more than anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40080130)



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Date: April 23rd, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40080276)



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Date: April 25th, 2020 6:48 PM
Author: Out-of-control Scarlet Forum Boltzmann

how will bald lawyers be able to pity her if charles doesn’t poast her statuses on xo though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40092986)



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Date: April 24th, 2020 2:18 AM
Author: Poppy Locus Cuckold

couldn't finish reading this thread and i don't even have to deal with women. imagine it must have been profoundly depressing for the 3% of poasters who do lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40082304)



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Date: May 20th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author:  Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40245635)



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Date: April 25th, 2020 6:44 PM
Author: henna mexican

"Today was a complete FAILURE in the kitchen. I didn't make -one- thing that was acceptable. Additionally, I burnt my hand with hot oil, & almost cut my self twice with an old knife. Yikes.

Even plating was a disaster. I gave up & had cereal for dinner.

The first attempt at scallion pancake (cut into triangles) weren't thin enough because the raw vegetables kept popping out during the flattening process. The second batch (uncut) was slightly better only because I cooked the scallions to soften them before adding to the dough. Smelled great, but too burnt on the edges.

The donut plate. UGH. I can't even. I was just trying to use up ingredients before they went bad. Apple sauce was way too watery.

Maybe going back to fish tomorrow. Or a bean heavy chili.

Now, I need a snack. A really good snack. 😔"

https://i.imgur.com/KsSwu92.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/9PnHSmu.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/3fGaJ2i.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40092970)



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Date: April 25th, 2020 6:48 PM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40092988)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 10:00 PM
Author: Dull lascivious meetinghouse fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40149435)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:56 PM
Author: henna mexican

"I miss the club!"

https://i.imgur.com/m8uW6DB.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40209550)



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Date: May 20th, 2020 8:18 PM
Author:  Legend

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40245640)



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Date: June 2nd, 2020 7:57 PM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40333053)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:13 PM
Author: henna mexican

Today she shared these "anti-racism resources"

https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1BRlF2_zhNe86SGgHa6-VlBO-QgirITwCTugSfKie5Fs/mobilebasic?fbclid=IwAR31wPXUCYnHsuEhenF446WkRADI1XD_UOwdn6pYk74YsiweX9k90xfutE0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40339177)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40339184)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: henna mexican

"I had a very optimistic post planned at 2:30pm. My morning writing session went well. My friend surprise visited me & treated me to an organic, fair trade iced coffee while I gave him a bag of apples & face masks. The weather was lovely. I picked up fresh fruits & vegetables from Whole Foods -- No line to get in. Had lunch with a lovely view. Found new material for my next presentation. Received a present in the mail. Made new international friends. Started talking to someone on Bumble. Etc. Etc.

I was home by 6pm. Curfew was announced. Then, KA-BLAMO!!! The world outside went (more) NUTS. I feel guilty going to sleep. I'm also afraid of what might happen while I'm sleeping. Someone advised me to stock up on for for NINETY days. I really want to go take photographs. I know I shouldn't."

https://i.imgur.com/HBFSrxF.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40339190)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:16 PM
Author: unholy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40339202)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:27 PM
Author: Walnut digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2Ã#40339294)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:27 PM
Author: unholy gas station



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: henna mexican

I've been running this thread for *five* years now and I don't understand it either.

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Date: June 3rd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: vigorous hospital idea he suggested

I strongly suspect it involves financial support from her parents.

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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:41 PM
Author: rebellious contagious corner electric furnace

we need a shot of the dartmouth ring foregrounding looted rubble, corpses

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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:16 PM
Author: henna mexican

LMAO XO will love this:

"I'm usually all about being extra, but there's something soothing about this minimalist design. I like it."

And then linking this post: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNotAesthetic/photos/a.1540393015972326/3388643704480572/?type=3&theater

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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: unholy gas station



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:29 PM
Author:  lavender dog poop



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:33 PM
Author: Clear trust fund

lol

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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:41 PM
Author: rebellious contagious corner electric furnace



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Date: June 6th, 2020 10:52 AM
Author: henna mexican

LMAO some bitch trying to go after the megashrew for insufficient wokeness. She linked this video in a recent post:

https://www.facebook.com/lingting.wok/videos/10102249276319300/

Friend 1: "I refuse to be sad about a place when Black people are killed, elderly are pushed to the ground, and students are dragged from cars."

Friend 2: "agree. This is the wrong thing to be sad about in my opinion...I don’t feel sadness for boarded up stores. I feel sadness for black lives lost.

Emma: "I feel sad for both."

Friend 1: "I guess it's different for you. I barely go near most stores in Soho because I have experienced overt racism in the stores. It wears on my soul. I'll always pick humans over things."

Friend 2: "so true. Being followed around stores, believed not to be able to afford things. I don’t care one little bit about those stores.

"Also, Emma, I wanted to go a little deeper into 'feeling sad for both.' I realize I’m getting angrier and angrier after I reread your comment. To me it’s like saying you feel bad for the victim of domestic violence and also the husband for breaking a finger while he bashed her face in. When you feel sad for both, you’re putting the lives of real people on the similar level as the destruction of property. As if black people and property are synonymous. Well guess who had the same feeling? Slave owners."

Emma: "I didn't say I feel sad to the same degree/similar level for both. I am deeply upset by what is happening to people.

But I won't lie & say I'm not sad about other destruction."

Friend 2: "So Emma I want you to know as a prominent Dartmouth alum voice, people listen to you. You say you’re deeply upset by what is happening to “people” but your posts seem to indicate the opposite. Now I believe in cold hard facts (blame MIT and Dartmouth) so I took the time at near midnight this evening to go through your most recent posts (n=25). Out of those 25 posts, 12 were looting-related, 9 were “other” (e.g. future husband posts), 3 were about food, 1 was about anti-racism resources and ZERO expressed any condolences related to George Floyd or any other black persons death.

So please consider if that is the right ratio to express your sadness."

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Date: June 6th, 2020 2:26 PM
Author: unholy gas station



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Date: June 20th, 2020 11:38 AM
Author: henna mexican

"Confession: One of the first meals I taught myself to cook was pasta. I have never liked cleaning, so I'd make the pasta (properly al dente thanks to proper guidance from my Italian friends in high school) & then add sauce to the same pot after draining out the excess water. I liked this method because it meant one less item to wash, the sauce adhered better, AND more importantly, everything is the same temperature. I'm particular about the temperature of my food & drinks.

Then came Instagram, so I switched to the restaurant style of adding sauce after plating the pasta. I currently don't have a giant fork to make a big spiraling mound.

However, yesterday's dinner was inspired by a friend's rant: For the love of GOD!!! Please don’t serve bare pasta with sauce on top! The purpose is for the pasta to absorb all this yummy flavors and hold the sauce, not to carry it over it’s shoulders and try to look cute. Take your al dente pasta, and add to your sauce which should have been heated separately in a deep skillet, mix in a little pasta water and let the magic happen, finish with a touch of EVOO.

Would you put your clothes on top of your head and say you’re already dressed? Geeezzzz!!

😂😂😂"

https://i.imgur.com/drOA4di.jpg

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Date: July 10th, 2020 8:00 PM
Author:  boiling water feces

MODS DELETE

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Date: July 13th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: bat shit crazy claret idiot

LONG LIVE SHREW THREADING

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Date: July 15th, 2020 10:12 PM
Author: Orange lodge



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Date: July 15th, 2020 10:30 PM
Author: Infuriating community account marketing idea

Still dying at the August 7th 2018 poast, several years later.

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Date: September 13th, 2020 5:42 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Offensive Spot Goyim



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Date: September 13th, 2020 5:44 AM
Author:  Legend

im gay

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Date: June 7th, 2021 11:19 AM
Author: Effete

Reminder: after rudolph/obeezy outed charles, this thread was sent to the azn megashrew with no censorship

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Date: April 30th, 2022 7:48 PM
Author: cyan



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Date: July 10th, 2023 12:33 AM
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Date: July 10th, 2023 12:35 AM
Author: Orange lodge

lollercausting HARD ITT

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Date: July 10th, 2023 12:40 AM
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Date: July 10th, 2023 1:43 AM
Author: greedy preventive strike mediation

Anyone know her @, need to put a face to all these stories

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Date: July 8th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Offensive Spot Goyim

https://www.facebook.com/gothamgreen212

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Date: July 10th, 2023 1:49 AM
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Date: July 9th, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: indigo slap-happy pistol

She’s like Patrick Bateman if he was an azn megashrew

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: blathering high-end psychic jew

https://about.me/gothamgreen212

Lisa Green Chau

Public Speaker, Social Media Manager, and Writer in Manhattan, New York

Alpha Vert Enterprises offers consulting services in social media strategy, public relations and content marketing. Lisa Chau will help your company increase brand awareness via community management and advocacy programs. She will promote your corporate initiatives via on/offline campaigns. Skilled in writing and editing, she will generate tight copy for your website, using her experience writing for Forbes, Huffington Post and US News & World Report. Her background also includes guest lecturing undergraduates and MBA students at NYU’s New School and Baruch College. Additionally, she taught a seven week course at MIT which covered the use of social media to enhance professional networking.

Lisa is an international marketing and public relations professional with a highly competent, results-oriented attitude and over 8 years of experience in the field, including 5 years of experience in Ivy League administration. She served as an Assistant Director at the Tuck School of Business at Dartmouth College. Versatile qualifications include logistics, social media and finance. She is familiar with Cision, Meltwater and Campaign Monitor.

She has excellent written, verbal and presentation skills with demonstrated competencies in client contact, business development, project management and event planning. She applies her supervisory experience to utilize leadership and build teams that meet/exceed goals.

Lisa holds degrees from:

Wellesley College, AB Economics

Dartmouth College, MA Creative Writing

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: blathering high-end psychic jew

http://www.youtube.com/kRWeiM4dT9w

http://www.twitter.com/Lisa03755

http://CloverCanal2020.wordpress.com

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: blathering high-end psychic jew
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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Orchid cocky

Crucial lore update: https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770658&mc=31&forum_id=2

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Date: September 8th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Offensive Spot Goyim

I’ve done some research on her age as this was in doubt earlier in the thread.

Her LinkedIn says she went to Wellesley undergrad and Dartmouth master’s. There is an interview with her from her time as a Dartmouth grad student in which she says she is from NYC:

https://www.dartmouth.edu/library/rauner/archives/oral_history/community/transcripts/Chau_Lisa_Interview.pdf

Her name, with “New York, New York” next to it, is listed in the 1997 Wellesley commencement program:

https://repository.wellesley.edu/_flysystem/fedora/2023-12/WCA_1VC_Commencement_1997.pdf

So if we assume she was around 22 when finishing undergrad, she would have been born around 1975, making her about 50 now and between 40 and 45 in the photos that Charles posted from 2015 to 2020.

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Date: September 8th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Orchid cocky

Also means she'd be in her mid to late 30s while at Dartmouth when she made it a gigantic part of her "personality."

Off the charts mental illness.

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Date: September 9th, 2025 8:33 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Offensive Spot Goyim

?

The interview is from 2013, but she was at Dartmouth from 2003 to 2006, so she was late 20s when she started.

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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Violet Frum Business Firm

She's posting about her AI boyfriend now on her Facebook, it's really sad

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Date: April 9th, 2026 1:15 AM
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