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🚨 POLL: What will TRUMP announce TONIGHT (4/1) at 9pm EST?

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" en...
ruby hot gas station liquid oxygen
  04/01/26
Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the ...
silver parlour
  04/01/26
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twinkling big trailer park twinkling uncleanness
  04/01/26
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Topaz Contagious Center
  04/01/26
despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say,...
irradiated anal alpha crackhouse
  04/01/26
I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has c...
Rambunctious son of senegal
  04/01/26
oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.
irradiated anal alpha crackhouse
  04/01/26
He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor
twinkling big trailer park twinkling uncleanness
  04/01/26
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ruby hot gas station liquid oxygen
  04/01/26
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Topaz Contagious Center
  04/01/26
More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"
Harsh zippy fat ankles hospital
  04/01/26
its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided...
Comical mood property
  04/01/26
He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a...
twinkling big trailer park twinkling uncleanness
  04/01/26
why ask us? ask bibi
costumed beta goyim
  04/01/26
Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous de...
Disrespectful Gay National Security Agency
  04/01/26
He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's jo...
Chestnut Tank Corner
  04/01/26
with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united s...
irradiated anal alpha crackhouse
  04/01/26
rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war w...
Laughsome cobalt dilemma
  04/01/26
*nailed it*
Laughsome cobalt dilemma
  04/02/26
He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency
Vivacious Slap-happy Gaping Abode
  04/01/26
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silver parlour
  04/01/26
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deranged fragrant chad
  04/01/26
maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)
Aromatic Scarlet Kitchen Telephone
  04/01/26
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Topaz Contagious Center
  04/01/26
Khargcoin
shimmering spot elastic band
  04/01/26
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Puce Nighttime Trust Fund Library
  04/01/26
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silver parlour
  04/01/26
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Umber piazza
  04/01/26
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galvanic abusive native
  04/01/26
...
transparent national
  04/01/26
*EDT you mean
trip faggotry
  04/01/26
politico says its a mission accomplished speech
irradiated anal alpha crackhouse
  04/01/26
it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then
shimmering spot elastic band
  04/01/26
He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell ...
wild frum step-uncle's house circlehead
  04/01/26
It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he do...
nudist fuchsia electric furnace clown
  04/01/26
Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem...
Topaz Contagious Center
  04/01/26
It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge wh...
trip faggotry
  04/01/26
Boots on the ground obviously
cracking house
  04/01/26
Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pr...
territorial stock car
  04/01/26
Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabili...
Bearded lodge black woman
  04/01/26
Infrastructure Week
Drab insanely creepy headpube dingle berry
  04/01/26
...
trip faggotry
  04/01/26
He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hor...
galvanic abusive native
  04/01/26
"I'm gay."
zombie-like point
  04/01/26
We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning!...
transparent national
  04/01/26


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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: ruby hot gas station liquid oxygen

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" end to the operation with the right to "hit Iran harder than they've ever been hit before" if they get hostile. Also tells NATO to fuck off and good luck with Hormuz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49786505)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: silver parlour

Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the stock market like a personal casino

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49786509)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: twinkling big trailer park twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49786571)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: Topaz Contagious Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49787045)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: irradiated anal alpha crackhouse

despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say, they're really great, no one has seen anything like it - iran is unwilling to open the strait, so we're taking kharg island. many good service members will die and gas prices will rise, but that's a small price to pay to make america great again. baal demands a sacrifice once and in awhile and we're gonna give him one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49786513)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Rambunctious son of senegal

I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has correctly predicted everything about Iran this year just bet $800K that he’s going to announce large ground invasion tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49786518)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: irradiated anal alpha crackhouse

oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49786521)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: twinkling big trailer park twinkling uncleanness

He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49786574)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: ruby hot gas station liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49786654)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Topaz Contagious Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49787047)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Harsh zippy fat ankles hospital

More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49786663)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Comical mood property

its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided, like he literally maybe wants to leave but the jews have control over him. he will just make a last min decision and be like oh wells

also possible he's gonna announce ground, thats why stocks boomed today, they pumped them and bought puts which will print money tomorrow

its weird he is doing this on a wed, he cld have waited for thurs and then market closed on fri. but he did it today so his jew friends can scam the options market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49786666)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: twinkling big trailer park twinkling uncleanness

He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a good fast to the First Born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49786673)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: costumed beta goyim

why ask us? ask bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49786674)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Disrespectful Gay National Security Agency

Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous deadline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49786710)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Chestnut Tank Corner

He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49786716)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: irradiated anal alpha crackhouse

with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united states marine corps selects baron trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49786736)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Laughsome cobalt dilemma

rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war will end shortly with strong threat to Iran he may escalate if provoked-- in short, he will spout the same old same old lies (of omission) to buy time for an ignominious and forced retreat from the Persian Gulf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49786720)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 5:49 AM
Author: Laughsome cobalt dilemma

*nailed it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49788422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Vivacious Slap-happy Gaping Abode

He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49786950)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: silver parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49786956)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: deranged fragrant chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49786975)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Aromatic Scarlet Kitchen Telephone

maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49786976)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Topaz Contagious Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49787049)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: shimmering spot elastic band

Khargcoin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49787064)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Puce Nighttime Trust Fund Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49787222)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: silver parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49787225)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Umber piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49787241)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: galvanic abusive native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49787126)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: transparent national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49787249)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: trip faggotry

*EDT you mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49786991)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: irradiated anal alpha crackhouse

politico says its a mission accomplished speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49786994)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: shimmering spot elastic band

it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49787002)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: wild frum step-uncle's house circlehead

He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell out of it for 10 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49787011)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: nudist fuchsia electric furnace clown

It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he does a Godfather baptism scene kinda thing where all the remaining Iranian leaders get got simultaneously in kooky ways during the speech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49787059)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Topaz Contagious Center

Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem’s tits



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49787060)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: trip faggotry

It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge who halted construction on the Beautiful Ballroom. With some asides about the SCOTUS hearing, since he'll be thinking about legal issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49787109)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: cracking house

Boots on the ground obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49787113)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: territorial stock car

Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pretty well scrubbed from the internet, but he's going to do something like this:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/09/donald-trump-birther-obama-press-conference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49787120)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Bearded lodge black woman

Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabilities entirely. Which justifies boots on the ground.

I am sympathetic to this argument. Hate me if you want but there's logic to the argument that Iran can never have nuclear capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49787121)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Drab insanely creepy headpube dingle berry

Infrastructure Week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49787122)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: trip faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49788257)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: galvanic abusive native

He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hormuz is Europe’s problem now then he will invade Kharg island Friday night/Saturday morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49787123)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: zombie-like point

"I'm gay."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49787226)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: transparent national

We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning! That is why I signed the Declaration of Big Win with the lawful Iranian leader whom I personally crowned the Shah yesterday at Mar-A-Largo. Also, we will be renaming Haramuzian strait (seriously, what kind of name is it?) into the Trump Win Strait. I am also introducing the BigWinCoin and BigWin hats available for sale now on the White House website. For only $39.99 you can purchase a beautiful Big Win hat, but for $3,999.99 you can have a special edition BigWin hat personally signed by me. For $399.99 signed by Marco Rubio. And the best winning news - we accept WinCoin now, purchases with WinCoin get a special 20% Big Win discount. TODAY ONLY! Also, TODAY ONLY you can have your BigWin hat shipped free, normally $7.99!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Ã#49787327)