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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
violent sapphire dog poop
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Self-centered school cafeteria foreskin
  04/05/26
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Bateful giraffe police squad
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
violent sapphire dog poop
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
violent sapphire dog poop
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Self-centered school cafeteria foreskin
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Vivacious Territorial Tank Dysfunction
  04/05/26
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Crimson lettuce
  04/05/26
Lol
submissive macaca
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
hairless fanboi
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
violent sapphire dog poop
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
hairless fanboi
  04/05/26
...
Self-centered school cafeteria foreskin
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
transparent sticky juggernaut deer antler
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Bateful giraffe police squad
  04/05/26
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Stimulating lay
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
rose area hominid
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Stubborn primrose shitlib
  04/05/26
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Lime ticket booth
  04/05/26
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low-t aggressive international law enforcement agency
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Big-titted Dashing Water Buffalo
  04/05/26
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bespoke piazza indirect expression
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
violent sapphire dog poop
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Big-titted Dashing Water Buffalo
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Aromatic Regret
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
diverse cuckoldry
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
ebony cruel-hearted travel guidebook
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Shaky galvanic becky tanning salon
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Honey-headed Lodge Halford
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
drunken 180 box office
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
diverse cuckoldry
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Shaky galvanic becky tanning salon
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
drunken 180 box office
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Lime ticket booth
  04/05/26
...
Self-centered school cafeteria foreskin
  04/05/26
...
aquamarine jap library
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Aromatic Regret
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
drunken 180 box office
  04/05/26
...
Crimson lettuce
  04/05/26
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Crimson lettuce
  04/05/26
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Wine irradiated jewess degenerate
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Wine irradiated jewess degenerate
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Exciting Range Messiness
  04/05/26
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Self-centered school cafeteria foreskin
  04/05/26
...
Vivacious Territorial Tank Dysfunction
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
up-to-no-good violet church legal warrant
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
violent sapphire dog poop
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Aromatic Regret
  04/05/26
...
drunken 180 box office
  04/05/26
...
Bearded idiotic theatre faggot firefighter
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Snowy thriller principal's office clown
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Vivacious Territorial Tank Dysfunction
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: violent sapphire dog poop

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Self-centered school cafeteria foreskin

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Bateful giraffe police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: violent sapphire dog poop

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: violent sapphire dog poop

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Self-centered school cafeteria foreskin

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Vivacious Territorial Tank Dysfunction

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Crimson lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: submissive macaca

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: hairless fanboi

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: violent sapphire dog poop

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: hairless fanboi

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Self-centered school cafeteria foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: transparent sticky juggernaut deer antler

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Bateful giraffe police squad

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Stimulating lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: rose area hominid

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Stubborn primrose shitlib

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Lime ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: low-t aggressive international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Big-titted Dashing Water Buffalo

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: bespoke piazza indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: violent sapphire dog poop

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Big-titted Dashing Water Buffalo

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Aromatic Regret

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: diverse cuckoldry

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: ebony cruel-hearted travel guidebook

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Shaky galvanic becky tanning salon

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Honey-headed Lodge Halford

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: drunken 180 box office

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: diverse cuckoldry

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Shaky galvanic becky tanning salon

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: drunken 180 box office

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Lime ticket booth

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Self-centered school cafeteria foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: aquamarine jap library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Aromatic Regret

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: drunken 180 box office

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Crimson lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Crimson lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Wine irradiated jewess degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Wine irradiated jewess degenerate

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Exciting Range Messiness

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Self-centered school cafeteria foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Vivacious Territorial Tank Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: up-to-no-good violet church legal warrant

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: violent sapphire dog poop

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Aromatic Regret

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: drunken 180 box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Bearded idiotic theatre faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Snowy thriller principal's office clown

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Vivacious Territorial Tank Dysfunction

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49812165)