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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
silver dashing brunch corn cake
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
bright know-it-all trust fund
  04/05/26
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nubile appetizing sound barrier hell
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
silver dashing brunch corn cake
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
silver dashing brunch corn cake
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
bright know-it-all trust fund
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Effete box office
  04/05/26
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submissive lay
  04/05/26
Lol
milky range legend
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
boyish skinny woman
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
silver dashing brunch corn cake
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
boyish skinny woman
  04/05/26
...
bright know-it-all trust fund
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
buff trip sanctuary
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
nubile appetizing sound barrier hell
  04/05/26
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lilac boiling water
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Azure Location Milk
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
turquoise fragrant shrine
  04/05/26
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Arrogant Floppy Ticket Booth Goyim
  04/05/26
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Bonkers Partner Coffee Pot
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Spectacular gas station turdskin
  04/05/26
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insane coral juggernaut
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
silver dashing brunch corn cake
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Spectacular gas station turdskin
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Talented Abusive Church Fortuitous Meteor
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Contagious Territorial Knife
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Tripping stag film love of her life
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Excitant Theater Stage
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
cocky arousing den
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
electric forum
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Contagious Territorial Knife
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Excitant Theater Stage
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
electric forum
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Arrogant Floppy Ticket Booth Goyim
  04/05/26
...
bright know-it-all trust fund
  04/05/26
...
Naked soul-stirring lodge persian
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Talented Abusive Church Fortuitous Meteor
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
electric forum
  04/05/26
...
submissive lay
  04/05/26
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submissive lay
  04/05/26
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multi-colored parlor
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
multi-colored parlor
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Dun scourge upon the earth
  04/05/26
...
bright know-it-all trust fund
  04/05/26
...
Effete box office
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Cowardly coiffed athletic conference field
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
silver dashing brunch corn cake
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Talented Abusive Church Fortuitous Meteor
  04/05/26
...
electric forum
  04/05/26
...
Adventurous hideous travel guidebook area
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Cracking Stubborn Crackhouse Genital Piercing
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Effete box office
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: silver dashing brunch corn cake

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: bright know-it-all trust fund

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: nubile appetizing sound barrier hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: silver dashing brunch corn cake

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: silver dashing brunch corn cake

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: bright know-it-all trust fund

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Effete box office

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: submissive lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: milky range legend

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: boyish skinny woman

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: silver dashing brunch corn cake

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: boyish skinny woman

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: bright know-it-all trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: buff trip sanctuary

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: nubile appetizing sound barrier hell

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: lilac boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Azure Location Milk

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: turquoise fragrant shrine

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Arrogant Floppy Ticket Booth Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Bonkers Partner Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Spectacular gas station turdskin

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: insane coral juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: silver dashing brunch corn cake

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Spectacular gas station turdskin

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Talented Abusive Church Fortuitous Meteor

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Contagious Territorial Knife

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Tripping stag film love of her life

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Excitant Theater Stage

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: cocky arousing den

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: electric forum

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Contagious Territorial Knife

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Excitant Theater Stage

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: electric forum

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Arrogant Floppy Ticket Booth Goyim

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: bright know-it-all trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Naked soul-stirring lodge persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Talented Abusive Church Fortuitous Meteor

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: electric forum

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: submissive lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: submissive lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: multi-colored parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: multi-colored parlor

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Dun scourge upon the earth

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: bright know-it-all trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Effete box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Cowardly coiffed athletic conference field

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: silver dashing brunch corn cake

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Talented Abusive Church Fortuitous Meteor

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: electric forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Adventurous hideous travel guidebook area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Cracking Stubborn Crackhouse Genital Piercing

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Effete box office

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49812165)