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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
impertinent opaque national security agency
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
crusty costumed halford
  04/05/26
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zippy twisted public bath persian
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
impertinent opaque national security agency
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
impertinent opaque national security agency
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
crusty costumed halford
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Hello, World!
  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
Lol
Misunderstood property
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
hairraiser feces gaping
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
impertinent opaque national security agency
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
hairraiser feces gaping
  04/05/26
...
crusty costumed halford
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Dashing mood
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
zippy twisted public bath persian
  04/05/26
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,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Purple crotch keepsake machete
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
contagious drunken volcanic crater
  04/05/26
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Racy bat shit crazy dragon
  04/05/26
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salmon arrogant stock car
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Aromatic tan library
  04/05/26
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marvelous ultramarine karate marketing idea
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
impertinent opaque national security agency
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Aromatic tan library
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
irate temple travel guidebook
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Boyish Buff Location
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
mind-boggling dingle berry kitchen
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
high-end forum
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Bronze domesticated heaven
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Boyish Buff Location
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
high-end forum
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Bronze domesticated heaven
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Racy bat shit crazy dragon
  04/05/26
...
crusty costumed halford
  04/05/26
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Electric grizzly locale trump supporter
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
irate temple travel guidebook
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Bronze domesticated heaven
  04/05/26
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abnormal wonderful elastic band garrison
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
abnormal wonderful elastic band garrison
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
shaky ladyboy
  04/05/26
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Candy Ride
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Disrespectful indian lodge
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
impertinent opaque national security agency
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
irate temple travel guidebook
  04/05/26
...
Bronze domesticated heaven
  04/05/26
...
Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: impertinent opaque national security agency

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: crusty costumed halford

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: zippy twisted public bath persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: impertinent opaque national security agency

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: impertinent opaque national security agency

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: crusty costumed halford

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Hello, World!

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Misunderstood property

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: hairraiser feces gaping

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: impertinent opaque national security agency

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: hairraiser feces gaping

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: crusty costumed halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Dashing mood

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: zippy twisted public bath persian

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Purple crotch keepsake machete

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: contagious drunken volcanic crater

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Racy bat shit crazy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: salmon arrogant stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Aromatic tan library

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: marvelous ultramarine karate marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: impertinent opaque national security agency

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Aromatic tan library

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: irate temple travel guidebook

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Boyish Buff Location

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling dingle berry kitchen

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: high-end forum

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Bronze domesticated heaven

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Boyish Buff Location

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: high-end forum

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Bronze domesticated heaven

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Racy bat shit crazy dragon

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: crusty costumed halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Electric grizzly locale trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: irate temple travel guidebook

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Bronze domesticated heaven

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: abnormal wonderful elastic band garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: abnormal wonderful elastic band garrison

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: shaky ladyboy

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Disrespectful indian lodge

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: impertinent opaque national security agency

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: irate temple travel guidebook

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Bronze domesticated heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Ã#49812165)