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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Aquamarine irradiated blood rage
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Buff boiling water
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
brass seedy lodge elastic band
  04/18/25
Cr.
Yapping rigor dragon
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
stubborn carnelian mother international law enforcement agency
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
autistic space
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Aquamarine irradiated blood rage
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Pea-brained dun area ratface
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Alcoholic corner potus
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Aquamarine irradiated blood rage
  04/18/25
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A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
disgusting ruddy faggotry
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Aquamarine irradiated blood rage
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
disgusting ruddy faggotry
  04/18/25
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angry federal site
  04/18/25
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flirting glittery water buffalo sanctuary
  08/17/26
...
free-loading tripping temple
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
electric crawly national
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Mentally impaired home death wish
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Aquamarine irradiated blood rage
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Mentally impaired home death wish
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
angry federal site
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Aquamarine irradiated blood rage
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Mentally impaired home death wish
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Aquamarine irradiated blood rage
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Mentally impaired home death wish
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
lascivious submissive liquid oxygen
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Mentally impaired home death wish
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
angry federal site
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Aquamarine irradiated blood rage
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Talented translucent azn school
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
angry federal site
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Talented translucent azn school
  04/18/25
...
supple massive locale organic girlfriend
  08/17/26
...
supple massive locale organic girlfriend
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
rose excitant stain
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Aquamarine irradiated blood rage
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
rose excitant stain
  04/18/25
...
180 white depressive orchestra pit
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Mentally impaired home death wish
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Aquamarine irradiated blood rage
  04/18/25
...
free-loading tripping temple
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
ultramarine trust fund
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Talented translucent azn school
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Aquamarine irradiated blood rage
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Aquamarine irradiated blood rage
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Aquamarine irradiated blood rage
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
brass seedy lodge elastic band
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Aquamarine irradiated blood rage
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Aquamarine irradiated blood rage
  08/17/26
...
supple massive locale organic girlfriend
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
disgusting ruddy faggotry
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Aquamarine irradiated blood rage
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
disgusting ruddy faggotry
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Aquamarine irradiated blood rage
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
disgusting ruddy faggotry
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Aquamarine irradiated blood rage
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
sticky electric furnace
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Aquamarine irradiated blood rage
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
sticky electric furnace
  08/17/26
...
exhilarant erotic genital piercing affirmative action
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
rose excitant stain
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Aquamarine irradiated blood rage
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
rose excitant stain
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
stubborn carnelian mother international law enforcement agency
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Aquamarine irradiated blood rage
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Aquamarine irradiated blood rage

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Buff boiling water

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: brass seedy lodge elastic band

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Yapping rigor dragon

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: stubborn carnelian mother international law enforcement agency

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: autistic space

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Aquamarine irradiated blood rage

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Pea-brained dun area ratface

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Alcoholic corner potus

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Aquamarine irradiated blood rage

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: disgusting ruddy faggotry

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Aquamarine irradiated blood rage

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: disgusting ruddy faggotry

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: angry federal site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: flirting glittery water buffalo sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: free-loading tripping temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: electric crawly national

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Mentally impaired home death wish

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Aquamarine irradiated blood rage

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Mentally impaired home death wish

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: angry federal site

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Aquamarine irradiated blood rage

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Mentally impaired home death wish

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Aquamarine irradiated blood rage

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Mentally impaired home death wish

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: lascivious submissive liquid oxygen

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Mentally impaired home death wish

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: angry federal site

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Aquamarine irradiated blood rage

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Talented translucent azn school

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: angry federal site

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Talented translucent azn school

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: supple massive locale organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: supple massive locale organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: rose excitant stain

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Aquamarine irradiated blood rage

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: rose excitant stain

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: 180 white depressive orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Mentally impaired home death wish

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Aquamarine irradiated blood rage

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: free-loading tripping temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: ultramarine trust fund

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Talented translucent azn school

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Aquamarine irradiated blood rage

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Aquamarine irradiated blood rage

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Aquamarine irradiated blood rage

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: brass seedy lodge elastic band

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Aquamarine irradiated blood rage

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Aquamarine irradiated blood rage

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: supple massive locale organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: disgusting ruddy faggotry

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Aquamarine irradiated blood rage

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: disgusting ruddy faggotry

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Aquamarine irradiated blood rage

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: disgusting ruddy faggotry

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Aquamarine irradiated blood rage

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: sticky electric furnace

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Aquamarine irradiated blood rage

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: sticky electric furnace

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: exhilarant erotic genital piercing affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: rose excitant stain

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Aquamarine irradiated blood rage

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: rose excitant stain

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: stubborn carnelian mother international law enforcement agency

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Aquamarine irradiated blood rage

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50146047)