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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
violent tank puppy
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Boyish Duck-like Wrinkle Orchestra Pit
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Twinkling Roast Beef Degenerate
  04/18/25
Cr.
slimy massive locale
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
slap-happy bat shit crazy state ratface
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Soggy police squad abode
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
violent tank puppy
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
flirting gas station
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
mahogany rehab
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
violent tank puppy
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
magenta menage
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
violent tank puppy
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
magenta menage
  04/18/25
...
topaz native
  04/18/25
...
sickened comical mad cow disease
  08/17/26
...
outnumbered dun boiling water
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Obsidian internal respiration
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Fiercely-loyal Location Pervert
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
violent tank puppy
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Fiercely-loyal Location Pervert
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
topaz native
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
violent tank puppy
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Fiercely-loyal Location Pervert
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
violent tank puppy
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Fiercely-loyal Location Pervert
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Fragrant mustard shitlib plaza
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Fiercely-loyal Location Pervert
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
topaz native
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
violent tank puppy
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
peach black woman area
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
topaz native
  04/18/25
Ty friend
peach black woman area
  04/18/25
...
Glassy field haunted graveyard
  08/17/26
...
Glassy field haunted graveyard
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
hot out-of-control pit
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
violent tank puppy
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
hot out-of-control pit
  04/18/25
...
hairless garnet bawdyhouse
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Fiercely-loyal Location Pervert
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
violent tank puppy
  04/18/25
...
outnumbered dun boiling water
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Contagious shrine
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
peach black woman area
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
violent tank puppy
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
violent tank puppy
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
violent tank puppy
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Twinkling Roast Beef Degenerate
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
violent tank puppy
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
violent tank puppy
  08/17/26
...
Glassy field haunted graveyard
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
magenta menage
  08/17/26
ur dumb
violent tank puppy
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
magenta menage
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
violent tank puppy
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
magenta menage
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
violent tank puppy
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
180 Set Nibblets
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
violent tank puppy
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
180 Set Nibblets
  08/17/26
...
Abusive Tanning Salon Fat Ankles
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
hot out-of-control pit
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
violent tank puppy
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
hot out-of-control pit
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
slap-happy bat shit crazy state ratface
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
violent tank puppy
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: violent tank puppy

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Boyish Duck-like Wrinkle Orchestra Pit

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Twinkling Roast Beef Degenerate

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: slimy massive locale

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: slap-happy bat shit crazy state ratface

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Soggy police squad abode

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: violent tank puppy

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: flirting gas station

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: mahogany rehab

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: violent tank puppy

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: magenta menage

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: violent tank puppy

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: magenta menage

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: topaz native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: sickened comical mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: outnumbered dun boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Obsidian internal respiration

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Location Pervert

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: violent tank puppy

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Location Pervert

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: topaz native

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: violent tank puppy

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Location Pervert

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: violent tank puppy

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Location Pervert

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Fragrant mustard shitlib plaza

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Location Pervert

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: topaz native

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: violent tank puppy

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: peach black woman area

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: topaz native

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: peach black woman area

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Glassy field haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Glassy field haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: hot out-of-control pit

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: violent tank puppy

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: hot out-of-control pit

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: hairless garnet bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Location Pervert

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: violent tank puppy

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: outnumbered dun boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Contagious shrine

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: peach black woman area

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: violent tank puppy

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: violent tank puppy

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: violent tank puppy

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Twinkling Roast Beef Degenerate

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: violent tank puppy

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: violent tank puppy

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Glassy field haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: magenta menage

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: violent tank puppy

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: magenta menage

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: violent tank puppy

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: magenta menage

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: violent tank puppy

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: 180 Set Nibblets

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: violent tank puppy

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: 180 Set Nibblets

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Abusive Tanning Salon Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: hot out-of-control pit

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: violent tank puppy

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: hot out-of-control pit

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: slap-happy bat shit crazy state ratface

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: violent tank puppy

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50146047)