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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
slate newt crackhouse
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
offensive station foreskin
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Opaque cheese-eating business firm
  04/18/25
Cr.
Brindle alpha goyim
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
doobsian piazza
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Territorial Autistic Cruise Ship Doctorate
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
slate newt crackhouse
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
coiffed idiotic pozpig native
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
curious out-of-control international law enforcement agency nowag
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
slate newt crackhouse
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
titillating insanely creepy trailer park jew
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
slate newt crackhouse
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
titillating insanely creepy trailer park jew
  04/18/25
...
Cerise Racy Coffee Pot Lodge
  04/18/25
...
self-centered floppy messiness jewess
  08/17/26
...
Electric burgundy quadroon
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
kink-friendly skinny woman
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Flatulent disturbing theatre mental disorder
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
slate newt crackhouse
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Flatulent disturbing theatre mental disorder
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Cerise Racy Coffee Pot Lodge
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
slate newt crackhouse
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Flatulent disturbing theatre mental disorder
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
slate newt crackhouse
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Flatulent disturbing theatre mental disorder
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
know-it-all zippy principal's office
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Flatulent disturbing theatre mental disorder
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Cerise Racy Coffee Pot Lodge
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
slate newt crackhouse
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Stirring Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Cerise Racy Coffee Pot Lodge
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Stirring Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/18/25
...
grizzly house crotch
  08/17/26
...
grizzly house crotch
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
wine school cafeteria
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
slate newt crackhouse
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
wine school cafeteria
  04/18/25
...
infuriating yellow feces forum
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Flatulent disturbing theatre mental disorder
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
slate newt crackhouse
  04/18/25
...
Electric burgundy quadroon
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Zombie-like hospital
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Stirring Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
slate newt crackhouse
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
slate newt crackhouse
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
slate newt crackhouse
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Opaque cheese-eating business firm
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
slate newt crackhouse
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
slate newt crackhouse
  08/17/26
...
grizzly house crotch
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
titillating insanely creepy trailer park jew
  08/17/26
ur dumb
slate newt crackhouse
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
titillating insanely creepy trailer park jew
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
slate newt crackhouse
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
titillating insanely creepy trailer park jew
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
slate newt crackhouse
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
awkward vigorous rehab
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
slate newt crackhouse
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
awkward vigorous rehab
  08/17/26
...
Snowy Costumed Whorehouse Round Eye
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
wine school cafeteria
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
slate newt crackhouse
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
wine school cafeteria
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
doobsian piazza
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
slate newt crackhouse
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
...
tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: slate newt crackhouse

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: offensive station foreskin

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Opaque cheese-eating business firm

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Brindle alpha goyim

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: doobsian piazza

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Territorial Autistic Cruise Ship Doctorate

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: slate newt crackhouse

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: coiffed idiotic pozpig native

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: curious out-of-control international law enforcement agency nowag

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: slate newt crackhouse

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: titillating insanely creepy trailer park jew

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: slate newt crackhouse

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: titillating insanely creepy trailer park jew

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Cerise Racy Coffee Pot Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: self-centered floppy messiness jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Electric burgundy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: kink-friendly skinny woman

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Flatulent disturbing theatre mental disorder

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: slate newt crackhouse

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Flatulent disturbing theatre mental disorder

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Cerise Racy Coffee Pot Lodge

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: slate newt crackhouse

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Flatulent disturbing theatre mental disorder

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: slate newt crackhouse

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Flatulent disturbing theatre mental disorder

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: know-it-all zippy principal's office

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Flatulent disturbing theatre mental disorder

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Cerise Racy Coffee Pot Lodge

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: slate newt crackhouse

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Stirring Mad-dog Skullcap

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Cerise Racy Coffee Pot Lodge

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Stirring Mad-dog Skullcap

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: grizzly house crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: grizzly house crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: wine school cafeteria

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: slate newt crackhouse

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: wine school cafeteria

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: infuriating yellow feces forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Flatulent disturbing theatre mental disorder

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: slate newt crackhouse

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Electric burgundy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Zombie-like hospital

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Stirring Mad-dog Skullcap

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: slate newt crackhouse

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: slate newt crackhouse

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: slate newt crackhouse

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Opaque cheese-eating business firm

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: slate newt crackhouse

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: slate newt crackhouse

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: grizzly house crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: titillating insanely creepy trailer park jew

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: slate newt crackhouse

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: titillating insanely creepy trailer park jew

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: slate newt crackhouse

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: titillating insanely creepy trailer park jew

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: slate newt crackhouse

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: awkward vigorous rehab

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: slate newt crackhouse

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: awkward vigorous rehab

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Snowy Costumed Whorehouse Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: wine school cafeteria

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: slate newt crackhouse

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: wine school cafeteria

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: doobsian piazza

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: slate newt crackhouse

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Ã#50149087)