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First Message from Aliens: "Why are you humans such trash?"

"We stay hidden because we dont like you, you are terri...
Geriatric frozen shrine
  04/05/26
Solved
Violent electric casino
  04/05/26
and there it is
Geriatric frozen shrine
  04/05/26
"We sent you a couple hybrid 'guys' a few thousand year...
Geriatric frozen shrine
  04/05/26
...
Violent electric casino
  04/05/26
pretty sure this will be the plot line the US government rol...
floppy university really tough guy
  04/05/26
"Dont make us resort to "The Great Flood" aga...
Geriatric frozen shrine
  04/05/26
...
Violent electric casino
  04/05/26
Please aliens, nuke Israel and help us be better
hyperactive hideous hospital nowag
  04/05/26
"We will take under consideration. Israel is lost to Sa...
Geriatric frozen shrine
  04/05/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Geriatric frozen shrine

"We stay hidden because we dont like you, you are terrible on so many levels. You ruin everything you touch. We are going to leave now. Please do better, humans, because the universe does not like you."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2Ã#49795658)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Violent electric casino
Subject: Solved

https://caitlinjohnstone.com/2019/12/22/why-everything-is-fucked/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2Ã#49795661)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: Geriatric frozen shrine

and there it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2Ã#49795686)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: Geriatric frozen shrine

"We sent you a couple hybrid 'guys' a few thousand years ago, to teach you some basic rules or commandments or whatever, simple stuff to ensure you all live a peaceful and safe life, and we even encoded some of it into your DNA, but still...you remain total pieces of shit."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2Ã#49795676)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: Violent electric casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2Ã#49795679)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:04 PM
Author: floppy university really tough guy

pretty sure this will be the plot line the US government rolls out eventually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2Ã#49795687)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: Geriatric frozen shrine

"Dont make us resort to "The Great Flood" again, we've used that one a couple times and quite frankly, its getting old. Each time we wiped you out, we hope you come back stronger and better but you know what? You don't."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2Ã#49795703)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: Violent electric casino



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: hyperactive hideous hospital nowag

Please aliens, nuke Israel and help us be better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2Ã#49795706)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Geriatric frozen shrine

"We will take under consideration. Israel is lost to Satan. Oh, and yes...Satan is real."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2Ã#49795714)