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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM Author: Odious locale reading party Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48859961) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Violent clown sounds like Dad gave you some good advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48860191) |
Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM Author: demanding stage Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48859990) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM Author: sapphire concupiscible market place of business Cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48860004) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM Author: cerebral potus location 7.5 minutes of heaven tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48860023) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM Author: Contagious knife My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48860030) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: Odious locale reading party anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48860097) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM Author: razzle buff crackhouse Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50072855) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM Author: red state how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48860105) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM Author: Odious locale reading party Lay the pipe and she won’t be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48860121) |
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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM Author: A Joyless Profession (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50146151) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM Author: aromatic temple I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48860108) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM Author: Odious locale reading party It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48860119) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: aromatic temple (ballsack dipper) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48860339) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: Glassy associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48860341) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM Author: cerise infuriating casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50073551) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM Author: dun trip step-uncle's house fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50073530) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM Author: Swashbuckling chad Okay, i lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48861494) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM Author: Boyish giraffe party of the first part all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48860127) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM Author: Odious locale reading party clearly you don’t lay the pipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48860134) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Boyish giraffe party of the first part who's a good boy?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48860146) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM Author: Glassy associate yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48860157) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM Author: Odious locale reading party It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48860210) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Boyish giraffe party of the first part yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage
in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for
some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM Author: Odious locale reading party everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48860231) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: Boyish giraffe party of the first part if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48860245) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Passionate Toaster Ape I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.
How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM Author: Boyish giraffe party of the first part jfc goys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48860298) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM Author: Glassy associate what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48860305) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM Author: Odious locale reading party wtf is fodip? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48861252) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM Author: Sooty slippery personal credit line digit ratio Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48861428) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM Author: Glassy associate tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48861446) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: Sooty slippery personal credit line digit ratio Ty friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48861675) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM Author: anal jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50072795) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM Author: anal jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50072794) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM Author: racy mahogany crotch athletic conference Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48860371) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM Author: Odious locale reading party they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48861256) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM Author: racy mahogany crotch athletic conference Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48861266) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM Author: blathering faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48861440) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Boyish giraffe party of the first part after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48861279) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Odious locale reading party In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48861490) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM Author: dun trip step-uncle's house fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50073532) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM Author: vivacious clear stag film Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48860598) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: Sooty slippery personal credit line digit ratio I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48861672) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM Author: Odious locale reading party thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48862424) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM Author: Odious locale reading party did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48870753) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM Author: Odious locale reading party this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48905361) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM Author: demanding stage I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48905689) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: Odious locale reading party wife is in a good mood again. Odd case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#48908012) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM Author: Odious locale reading party confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50072789) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM Author: anal jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50072796) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM Author: aromatic temple op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50072797) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM Author: Odious locale reading party ur dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50072815) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM Author: aromatic temple (ballsack dipper) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50072816) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM Author: Odious locale reading party idk wtf that even means (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50072830) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM Author: aromatic temple it's not very hard to figure out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50072849) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM Author: Odious locale reading party like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50073046) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM Author: godawful grizzly parlor gunner I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50072848) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM Author: Odious locale reading party I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50072851) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM Author: godawful grizzly parlor gunner What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50072861) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM Author: Cheese-eating zombie-like rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50073061) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM Author: racy mahogany crotch athletic conference women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50073079) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM Author: Odious locale reading party You just aren’t hitting it right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50073545) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM Author: racy mahogany crotch athletic conference i'm not hitting it at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50073862) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM Author: cerebral potus location 7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50073562) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM Author: Odious locale reading party it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50073656) |
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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM Author: tight butthold Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50146047) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM Author: tight butthold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2…id#50149087) |