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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
lilac national security agency piazza
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
deranged spectacular library
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
useless odious becky
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
razzmatazz pungent resort
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
Flatulent Heady Office Main People
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
Ulysses
Indigo awkward locus love of her life
  08/27/26
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
Indigo awkward locus love of her life
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
exciting pisswyrm
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
Arousing french chef
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
Arousing french chef
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
Indigo awkward locus love of her life
  08/27/26
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
deranged spectacular library
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
deranged spectacular library
  08/27/26
...
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
...
deranged spectacular library
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
Catch-22
deranged spectacular library
  08/27/26
edit ❌
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
deranged spectacular library
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
deranged spectacular library
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
Dickens
deranged spectacular library
  08/27/26
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
anna karenina
Flatulent Heady Office Main People
  08/27/26
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
The English Patient
deranged spectacular library
  08/27/26
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
wtf
Arousing french chef
  08/27/26
Catch 22
Indigo awkward locus love of her life
  08/27/26
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
Citrine chapel double fault
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
Orwell
deranged spectacular library
  08/27/26
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
deranged spectacular library
  08/27/26
...
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
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...
Erotic market mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
...
stirring brethren temple
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
exciting pisswyrm
  08/28/26
...
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
deranged spectacular library
  08/27/26
I really can't
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
deranged spectacular library
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
Triste!
deranged spectacular library
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
deranged spectacular library
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
deranged spectacular library
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
deranged spectacular library
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
deranged spectacular library
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
deranged spectacular library
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
deranged spectacular library
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
Citrine chapel double fault
  08/27/26
don't know :(
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
Citrine chapel double fault
  08/27/26
oh good one
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
Erotic market mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
vengeful comical box office
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
deranged spectacular library
  08/27/26
No.
vengeful comical box office
  08/27/26
Dracula
Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/28/26
Im gay
Slap-happy wonderful orchestra pit
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
unholy appetizing base azn
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
stirring brethren temple
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
Mewling church building mad cow disease
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
frum garrison wrinkle
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
unholy appetizing base azn
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
aquamarine headpube
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
deranged spectacular library
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
aquamarine headpube
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
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  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: lilac national security agency piazza

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: deranged spectacular library

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: useless odious becky

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: razzmatazz pungent resort

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Flatulent Heady Office Main People

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Indigo awkward locus love of her life

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Indigo awkward locus love of her life

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: exciting pisswyrm

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Arousing french chef

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Arousing french chef

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Indigo awkward locus love of her life

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: deranged spectacular library

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: deranged spectacular library

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: deranged spectacular library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: deranged spectacular library

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: deranged spectacular library

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: deranged spectacular library

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: deranged spectacular library

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Flatulent Heady Office Main People

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: deranged spectacular library

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Arousing french chef

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Indigo awkward locus love of her life

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Citrine chapel double fault

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: deranged spectacular library

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: deranged spectacular library

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Erotic market mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: stirring brethren temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: exciting pisswyrm

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: deranged spectacular library

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: deranged spectacular library

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: deranged spectacular library

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: deranged spectacular library

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: deranged spectacular library

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: deranged spectacular library

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: deranged spectacular library

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: deranged spectacular library

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: deranged spectacular library

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Citrine chapel double fault

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Citrine chapel double fault

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Erotic market mad-dog skullcap

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: vengeful comical box office

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: deranged spectacular library

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: vengeful comical box office

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Disgusting At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Slap-happy wonderful orchestra pit

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: unholy appetizing base azn

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: stirring brethren temple

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Mewling church building mad cow disease

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: frum garrison wrinkle

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: unholy appetizing base azn

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: aquamarine headpube

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: deranged spectacular library

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: aquamarine headpube

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2…id#50138369)