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Kash Patel: FBI applicants can fuck hookers now. And oh yeah, dogs too

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/fbi-pros...
bat shit crazy comical institution
  09/04/26
what about lizards? I bet he'd like to change that policy.
Histrionic Fishy Puppy
  09/04/26
waiting for the answer from kash
Sienna out-of-control haunted graveyard
  09/04/26
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alcoholic theater
  09/10/26
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Trip unholy parlor
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bat shit crazy comical institution
  09/04/26
We were rejecting guys who fucked hookers? No wonder the ag...
Aggressive Voyeur Death Wish
  09/04/26
they prob still reject ppl for just smoking a joint a single...
Sienna out-of-control haunted graveyard
  09/04/26
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Misunderstood reading party principal's office
  09/04/26
Friend of mine also had offer pulled due to "inconclusi...
indecent lascivious dilemma coldplay fan
  09/04/26
lol in Trump's America our best and brightest LEOs pay for s...
razzle lemon private investor whorehouse
  09/04/26
If bestiality is a bar you lose a ton of good white applican...
Duck-like stain
  09/04/26
Go back to Pakistan faggot
Dull Orchestra Pit
  09/04/26
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massive cheese-eating office boistinker
  09/05/26
In two years of Trump, the DOJ and FBI have gone from being ...
maroon costumed public bath scourge upon the earth
  09/04/26
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massive cheese-eating office boistinker
  09/05/26
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razzle lemon private investor whorehouse
  09/05/26
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Duck-like stain
  09/05/26
Degenerate trannies out. Chill, fratty dogfuckers in.
vivacious rehab striped hyena
  09/04/26
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Misunderstood reading party principal's office
  09/10/26
"if they have paid for sex three times or fewer in the ...
Trip unholy parlor
  09/05/26
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Misunderstood reading party principal's office
  09/10/26
doesnt life epxeirnec ehelp u cathcing criminal ub asicalyl ...
henna territorial depressive menage
  09/10/26
MAGA!
alcoholic theater
  09/10/26
"knew i should have waited for an fbi job opening"...
wonderful sweet tailpipe
  09/10/26
beast mode
thriller area selfie
  09/10/26
hexk ya!
Exhilarant Box Office Mad Cow Disease
  09/10/26
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So we looked at the data
  09/16/26
who the fuck actually gets hired for these jobs. ive never m...
Covid was a Hoax
  09/16/26
Serious answer: Mormons, mostly.
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  09/16/26
One of my friends worked there until last year. She's from S...
https://i.imgur.com/YbMiOBE.png
  09/16/26


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Date: September 4th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: bat shit crazy comical institution

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/fbi-prostitution-bestiality-jobs-hiring-b3042852.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50116240)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Histrionic Fishy Puppy

what about lizards? I bet he'd like to change that policy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50116241)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Sienna out-of-control haunted graveyard

waiting for the answer from kash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50116243)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 5:47 AM
Author: alcoholic theater



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Date: September 10th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Trip unholy parlor



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Date: September 4th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: bat shit crazy comical institution



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Date: September 4th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Aggressive Voyeur Death Wish

We were rejecting guys who fucked hookers? No wonder the agency is such a disaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50116342)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Sienna out-of-control haunted graveyard

they prob still reject ppl for just smoking a joint a single time at age 16, i got an FBI conditional offer rejected many years ago cause failed polygraph, i didnt even inhale just blew off a joint once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50116355)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Misunderstood reading party principal's office



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Date: September 4th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: indecent lascivious dilemma coldplay fan

Friend of mine also had offer pulled due to "inconclusive" polygraph and he did not even lie lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50116531)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: razzle lemon private investor whorehouse

lol in Trump's America our best and brightest LEOs pay for sex with hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50116358)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: Duck-like stain

If bestiality is a bar you lose a ton of good white applicants. Dog fucking is pretty normalized at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50116599)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Dull Orchestra Pit

Go back to Pakistan faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50116601)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: massive cheese-eating office boistinker



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Date: September 4th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: maroon costumed public bath scourge upon the earth

In two years of Trump, the DOJ and FBI have gone from being impossible to get considered to waving in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50116603)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: massive cheese-eating office boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50116975)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: razzle lemon private investor whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50117035)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 1:20 AM
Author: Duck-like stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50117036)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: vivacious rehab striped hyena

Degenerate trannies out. Chill, fratty dogfuckers in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50116607)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 12:53 AM
Author: Misunderstood reading party principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50126205)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 12:25 AM
Author: Trip unholy parlor

"if they have paid for sex three times or fewer in the last decade"

They're going to have to ease that a lot further for many of the guys they need.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50116967)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 12:53 AM
Author: Misunderstood reading party principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50126206)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 12:58 AM
Author: henna territorial depressive menage

doesnt life epxeirnec ehelp u cathcing criminal ub asicalyl have to be a softcore one duhhh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50126207)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 5:21 AM
Author: alcoholic theater

MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50126276)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 5:26 AM
Author: wonderful sweet tailpipe

"knew i should have waited for an fbi job opening" (trump's new ice hires)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50126281)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 5:52 AM
Author: thriller area selfie

beast mode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50126300)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 6:01 AM
Author: Exhilarant Box Office Mad Cow Disease

hexk ya!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50126302)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50137812)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

who the fuck actually gets hired for these jobs. ive never met an fbi agent in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50137831)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Serious answer: Mormons, mostly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50138776)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/YbMiOBE.png


One of my friends worked there until last year. She's from Singapore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2…id#50138781)