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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
beady-eyed national security agency
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superior anglo culture
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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beady-eyed national security agency
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
beady-eyed national security agency
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
hyperventilating angry elastic band principal's office
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Irradiated lay windowlicker
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Brunch
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Irradiated lay windowlicker
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Odious Flesh Locale
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
beady-eyed national security agency
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Lilac flickering codepig
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Bearded Stimulating Foreskin
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Appetizing twinkling menage
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
beady-eyed national security agency
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
startled son of senegal
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Bearded Antidepressant Drug
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
beady-eyed national security agency
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Appetizing twinkling menage
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
beady-eyed national security agency
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lol
hyperventilating angry elastic band principal's office
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Cream Psychic
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Silver Concupiscible Ticket Booth
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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Shipley was asking for it.
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
old goat
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
canary cerebral property
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
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Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
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  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed national security agency

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50077489)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Wine Frozen Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed national security agency

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: beady-eyed national security agency

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: hyperventilating angry elastic band principal's office

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: beady-eyed national security agency

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed national security agency

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Razzmatazz chestnut legal warrant forum

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed national security agency

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Irradiated lay windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: bateful bright tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Appetizing twinkling menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Bisexual rose mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: startled son of senegal

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: soggy blue queen of the night puppy

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Irradiated lay windowlicker

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: alcoholic sable jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Irradiated lay windowlicker

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Brunch

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Irradiated lay windowlicker

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Odious Flesh Locale

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed national security agency

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Lilac flickering codepig

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Bearded Stimulating Foreskin

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Appetizing twinkling menage

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed national security agency

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: startled son of senegal

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Bearded Antidepressant Drug

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed national security agency

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Appetizing twinkling menage

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: soggy blue queen of the night puppy

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: hyperventilating angry elastic band principal's office

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Cream Psychic

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed national security agency

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: lemon spectacular cuckold

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Brunch

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: swollen turquoise mood university

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Cyan patrolman

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Tripping Duck-like Piazza

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Cyan patrolman

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Tripping Duck-like Piazza

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: galvanic macaca

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Cyan patrolman

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Curious heaven goal in life

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed national security agency

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: hyperventilating angry elastic band principal's office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Cream Psychic

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Silver Concupiscible Ticket Booth

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed national security agency

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Silver Concupiscible Ticket Booth

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: beady-eyed national security agency

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Silver Concupiscible Ticket Booth

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Contagious sapphire trailer park

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: beady-eyed national security agency

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed national security agency

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed national security agency

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: old goat

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed national security agency

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Wonderful charcoal mad cow disease

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed national security agency

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Silver Concupiscible Ticket Booth

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: orange new version weed whacker

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: White exciting den

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Excitant Irate Incel Marketing Idea

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed national security agency

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: startled son of senegal

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Brunch

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Shaky bawdyhouse feces

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: old goat

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: canary cerebral property

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50068093)