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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
soul-stirring disturbing sandwich
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superior anglo culture
Maize slap-happy rehab
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Maize slap-happy rehab
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Maize slap-happy rehab
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Maize slap-happy rehab
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Maize slap-happy rehab
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Maize slap-happy rehab
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Maize slap-happy rehab
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Maize slap-happy rehab
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
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  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
blue crotch gas station
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Talking Vivacious Nursing Home Half-breed
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Talking Vivacious Nursing Home Half-breed
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Walnut cheese-eating church
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Talking Vivacious Nursing Home Half-breed
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Amethyst Adventurous Home Shitlib
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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man's BEST friend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
soul-stirring disturbing sandwich
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
soul-stirring disturbing sandwich
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
dashing ruby field really tough guy
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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lol
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
beady-eyed navy library depressive
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He screwed the pooch
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Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
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Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
Maroon space
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beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing sandwich

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50077489)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50090421)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50090580)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing sandwich

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing sandwich

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: blue crotch gas station

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing sandwich

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing sandwich

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Walnut cheese-eating church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Zombie-like Obsidian Menage

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing sandwich

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Talking Vivacious Nursing Home Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: territorial passionate university foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: dashing ruby field really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Fragrant Godawful Gunner Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Magenta ceo jap

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: wonderful parlour coffee pot

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Talking Vivacious Nursing Home Half-breed

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Tan abusive digit ratio resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Talking Vivacious Nursing Home Half-breed

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Walnut cheese-eating church

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Talking Vivacious Nursing Home Half-breed

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Amethyst Adventurous Home Shitlib

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing sandwich

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Submissive skinny woman degenerate

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Henna Mexican

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: dashing ruby field really tough guy

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing sandwich

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Magenta ceo jap

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: milky bonkers background story

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing sandwich

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: dashing ruby field really tough guy

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: wonderful parlour coffee pot

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: blue crotch gas station

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: floppy ocher institution

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing sandwich

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Stimulating lay fanboi

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Walnut cheese-eating church

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Ruddy painfully honest whorehouse

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Maroon space

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: canary cuck stage

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Maroon space

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: canary cuck stage

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: insecure cerebral mood

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Maroon space

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: dull embarrassed to the bone stage trump supporter

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing sandwich

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: blue crotch gas station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: floppy ocher institution

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: exhilarant den gaming laptop

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing sandwich

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: exhilarant den gaming laptop

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing sandwich

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: exhilarant den gaming laptop

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Appetizing friendly grandma

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing sandwich

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing sandwich

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing sandwich

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: beady-eyed navy library depressive

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing sandwich

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: misunderstood crackhouse

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing sandwich

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: exhilarant den gaming laptop

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: pink excitant lodge nowag

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Hairless business firm

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Cerise party of the first part

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing sandwich

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Magenta ceo jap

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Walnut cheese-eating church

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Mustard odious dysfunction

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: beady-eyed navy library depressive

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Pale idea he suggested immigrant

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing sandwich

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Maroon space

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: cruel-hearted brilliant kitty cat therapy

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50068093)