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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
vigorous ivory plaza
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superior anglo culture
Passionate autistic brunch puppy
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Passionate autistic brunch puppy
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Passionate autistic brunch puppy
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Passionate autistic brunch puppy
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Passionate autistic brunch puppy
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Passionate autistic brunch puppy
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Passionate autistic brunch puppy
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Passionate autistic brunch puppy
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Passionate autistic brunch puppy
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
vigorous ivory plaza
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
vigorous ivory plaza
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
lascivious school
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
vigorous ivory plaza
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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  05/22/26
Colt
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Disco Fries
beady-eyed home queen of the night
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Disgusting Principal's Office
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
sapphire mediation messiness
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
provocative mad-dog skullcap
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
sapphire mediation messiness
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Disrespectful corner
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
vigorous ivory plaza
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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man's BEST friend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Bull Headed Temple Haunted Graveyard
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
vigorous ivory plaza
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
beady-eyed home queen of the night
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
vigorous ivory plaza
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Bull Headed Temple Haunted Graveyard
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Disgusting Principal's Office
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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vigorous ivory plaza
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
vigorous ivory plaza
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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mods
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
Racy crystalline den place of business
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
vigorous ivory plaza
  05/22/26
lol
lascivious school
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
fluffy abode
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
silver theater stage partner
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
vigorous ivory plaza
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
silver theater stage partner
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Link?
vigorous ivory plaza
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
silver theater stage partner
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
vigorous ivory plaza
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
vigorous ivory plaza
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
vigorous ivory plaza
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
mentally impaired national security agency public bath
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
vigorous ivory plaza
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
vigorous ivory plaza
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
silver theater stage partner
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
flatulent cerise masturbator
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
costumed step-uncle's house jew
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Shipley was asking for it.
vigorous ivory plaza
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AI
beady-eyed home queen of the night
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
provocative mad-dog skullcap
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
big-titted jewess
  05/25/26
what's the actual crime he's accused of?
mentally impaired national security agency public bath
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
Nudist Glittery International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
vigorous ivory plaza
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
Red odious personal credit line
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
dun sanctuary kitty
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: vigorous ivory plaza

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50077489)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50114162)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good

Superior gooK culture DURR DURR

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/south-korea-grant-legal-status-animals-tackle-abuse-n1277129

South Korea to grant legal status to animals to tackle abuse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50114173)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50114174)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50114175)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50114176)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Passionate autistic brunch puppy



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: vigorous ivory plaza

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: vigorous ivory plaza

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: lascivious school

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: vigorous ivory plaza

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: vigorous ivory plaza

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: provocative mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Dark vivacious indian lodge preventive strike

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: vigorous ivory plaza

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: sapphire mediation messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Erotic Persian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Bull Headed Temple Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Histrionic crackhouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed home queen of the night

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Disgusting Principal's Office

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: sapphire mediation messiness

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: low-t pale athletic conference hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: sapphire mediation messiness

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: provocative mad-dog skullcap

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: sapphire mediation messiness

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Disrespectful corner

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: vigorous ivory plaza

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: amber ape

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: diverse cowardly meetinghouse

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Bull Headed Temple Haunted Graveyard

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: vigorous ivory plaza

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed home queen of the night

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle vermilion digit ratio pit

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: vigorous ivory plaza

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Bull Headed Temple Haunted Graveyard

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Disgusting Principal's Office

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: lascivious school

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: vigorous ivory plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: fluffy abode

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: vigorous ivory plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: vigorous ivory plaza

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Ungodly trump supporter

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: provocative mad-dog skullcap

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Adventurous marketing idea school cafeteria

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Red odious personal credit line

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Racy crystalline den place of business

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Red odious personal credit line

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Racy crystalline den place of business

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Smoky painfully honest mother

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Red odious personal credit line

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Heady Stag Film Goal In Life

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: vigorous ivory plaza

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: lascivious school

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: fluffy abode

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: silver theater stage partner

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: vigorous ivory plaza

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: silver theater stage partner

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: vigorous ivory plaza

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: silver theater stage partner

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Poppy casino tattoo

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: vigorous ivory plaza

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: vigorous ivory plaza

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: vigorous ivory plaza

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: mentally impaired national security agency public bath

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: vigorous ivory plaza

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: dashing tanning salon

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: vigorous ivory plaza

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: silver theater stage partner

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Trip base volcanic crater

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: flatulent cerise masturbator

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: costumed step-uncle's house jew

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: vigorous ivory plaza

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed home queen of the night

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: provocative mad-dog skullcap

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: big-titted jewess

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: mentally impaired national security agency public bath

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Nudist Glittery International Law Enforcement Agency

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: vigorous ivory plaza

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Red odious personal credit line

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: dun sanctuary kitty

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50068093)