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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
coral crackhouse
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Idiotic Cruel-hearted Point Clown
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
coral crackhouse
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Idiotic Cruel-hearted Point Clown
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
coral crackhouse
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Idiotic Cruel-hearted Point Clown
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
coral crackhouse
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Idiotic Cruel-hearted Point Clown
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
coral crackhouse
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Idiotic Cruel-hearted Point Clown
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
coral crackhouse
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
saffron hospital knife
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
coral crackhouse
  08/18/13
k
saffron hospital knife
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
coral crackhouse
  08/18/13
180000000000
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  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
coral crackhouse
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
olive church building
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Stirring glassy private investor bawdyhouse
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
coral crackhouse
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Stirring glassy private investor bawdyhouse
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
coral crackhouse
  08/18/13
180
Stirring glassy private investor bawdyhouse
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
Idiotic Cruel-hearted Point Clown
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
coral crackhouse
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Idiotic Cruel-hearted Point Clown
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
coral crackhouse
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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Steal them back.
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  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
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Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
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  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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of course
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  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
aquamarine insecure hairy legs
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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yolo bro
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Idiotic Cruel-hearted Point Clown

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Idiotic Cruel-hearted Point Clown

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Idiotic Cruel-hearted Point Clown

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Idiotic Cruel-hearted Point Clown

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Idiotic Cruel-hearted Point Clown

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: saffron hospital knife

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: saffron hospital knife

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: marvelous address

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: histrionic office partner

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: amethyst ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#37185629)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: citrine appetizing fortuitous meteor

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: histrionic office partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Vigorous sick pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: tan sticky library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: chocolate resort

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: pontificating ceo sandwich

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: olive church building

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Stirring glassy private investor bawdyhouse

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Stirring glassy private investor bawdyhouse

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Stirring glassy private investor bawdyhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Idiotic Cruel-hearted Point Clown

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Idiotic Cruel-hearted Point Clown

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Idiotic Cruel-hearted Point Clown

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Idiotic Cruel-hearted Point Clown

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Excitant Casino Giraffe



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac adulterous friendly grandma alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608325)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: amethyst ticket booth

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: awkward den double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#39229259)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: racy useless brakes

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: comical federal hissy fit

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Stirring glassy private investor bawdyhouse

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Grizzly university athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867758)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: self-absorbed bbw



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: histrionic office partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: coral crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: low-t honey-headed menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Thriller abnormal circlehead

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Claret Galvanic Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: impressive rigor codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: translucent beady-eyed dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Pungent ape tanning salon

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: adventurous roommate

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: crusty site

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: crusty site

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: coral crackhouse

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Jet stimulating business firm turdskin

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: adventurous roommate

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: saffron hospital knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Fragrant yellow forum dysfunction

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Claret Galvanic Locale

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Stirring glassy private investor bawdyhouse

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: coral crackhouse

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: racy useless brakes

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: histrionic office partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: chestnut costumed azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: chestnut costumed azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: histrionic office partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: translucent beady-eyed dilemma

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: coral crackhouse

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: pontificating ceo sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Vigorous sick pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: coral crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Talented legal warrant

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: aquamarine insecure hairy legs

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: aquamarine insecure hairy legs

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: aquamarine insecure hairy legs

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: aquamarine insecure hairy legs

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: French Doctorate

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: aquamarine insecure hairy legs

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: aquamarine insecure hairy legs

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: aquamarine insecure hairy legs

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: French Doctorate

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: heady center boiling water

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: disgusting parlor

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: aquamarine insecure hairy legs

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: aquamarine insecure hairy legs

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: aquamarine insecure hairy legs

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: olive church building

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: olive church building

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Rusted Coldplay Fan School

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Rusted Coldplay Fan School

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: aquamarine insecure hairy legs

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Bossy ratface trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Onyx step-uncle's house water buffalo

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: carmine laser beams

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: multi-colored mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Violent Salmon Prole Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Sooty newt legend

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Flesh Idea He Suggested

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Indigo corner

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Duck-like copper french chef

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: amethyst ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible elite gay wizard hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: multi-colored mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Internet-worthy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: racy useless brakes

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: coral crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Bossy ratface trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#50002879)