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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
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  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
rebellious volcanic crater police squad
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
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Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
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  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
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Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
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She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
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What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
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6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
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Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
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She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
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i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
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She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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what is a butt plug
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Ask her how she knew what they were.
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She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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No. My dad did once.
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: rebellious volcanic crater police squad

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: rebellious volcanic crater police squad

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: rebellious volcanic crater police squad

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: rebellious volcanic crater police squad

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: rebellious volcanic crater police squad

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Maize lascivious half-breed toaster

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Maize lascivious half-breed toaster

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: cracking dull macaca roast beef

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: mildly autistic ruby office

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: stirring disgusting indian lodge depressive



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Flesh Lettuce



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: demanding becky

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: mildly autistic ruby office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Frozen national



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: bespoke vermilion set



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: amethyst naked locale dysfunction

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Maniacal lay

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: brass curious shrine azn

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Aqua Bipolar Corner Boistinker

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Aqua Bipolar Corner Boistinker

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Aqua Bipolar Corner Boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: rebellious volcanic crater police squad

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: rebellious volcanic crater police squad

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: rebellious volcanic crater police squad

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: rebellious volcanic crater police squad

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Massive Fluffy Site



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Walnut twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: stirring disgusting indian lodge depressive

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: bossy range coffee pot



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: glassy institution degenerate

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: sable soggy stock car bbw

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Aqua Bipolar Corner Boistinker

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Geriatric aromatic giraffe



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: nighttime dun liquid oxygen resort



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: mildly autistic ruby office



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Titillating Nudist Gaming Laptop Ticket Booth



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Idiotic bisexual indirect expression kitchen

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: rambunctious honey-headed sex offender reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: green electric garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: arousing know-it-all international law enforcement agency den

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good nowag

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone aquamarine friendly grandma

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone aquamarine friendly grandma

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: spruce diverse toilet seat

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good nowag

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Maize lascivious half-breed toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Scarlet Idiot Newt

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: rambunctious honey-headed sex offender reading party

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Aqua Bipolar Corner Boistinker

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: glassy institution degenerate

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: mildly autistic ruby office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: galvanic casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: galvanic casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: mildly autistic ruby office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored chapel

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Maniacal lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Frozen national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Contagious Trailer Park Preventive Strike

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: coiffed round eye forum

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: coiffed round eye forum

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: coiffed round eye forum

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: coiffed round eye forum

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: tantric grizzly people who are hurt

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: coiffed round eye forum

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: coiffed round eye forum

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: coiffed round eye forum

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: tantric grizzly people who are hurt

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: flirting school cafeteria

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: drunken filthpig double fault

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: coiffed round eye forum

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: coiffed round eye forum

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: coiffed round eye forum

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: brass curious shrine azn

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: brass curious shrine azn

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Pearly Nubile Menage Voyeur

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Pearly Nubile Menage Voyeur

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: coiffed round eye forum

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed crackhouse goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: shaky zippy school

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Passionate puce piazza

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: peach odious sandwich immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: trip idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Deranged Submissive Locus

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Lake wonderful fat ankles

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chocolate jewess pervert

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: razzle market

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: stirring disgusting indian lodge depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: startling gold sanctuary



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: peach odious sandwich immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Mahogany Spot Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: glassy institution degenerate

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: chrome stead legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: beady-eyed crackhouse goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2̃#50002879)