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Elon Musk “hardcore litigation team”

Remember this when he advertised it on twitter and got peopl...
fishy piazza
  04/05/23
Link
cobalt philosopher-king
  04/05/23
They've signed up Wesley Johnson
Exhilarant Territorial Meetinghouse Messiness
  04/05/23
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Vibrant orchid hall
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buff lascivious theatre feces
  04/14/23
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primrose house
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fishy piazza
  04/05/23
Current advertising: https://twitter.com/sawyermerritt/st...
fishy piazza
  04/05/23
The initial ad chilmata applied to: https://twitter.com/e...
fishy piazza
  04/05/23
chilmata is Alex Spiro
So we looked at the data
  08/02/26
Can't believe that tweet is still up https://i.imgur.com/...
Jared Baumeister
  08/02/26
leaving a biglaw job for a company that will make you work l...
Supple Den Preventive Strike
  04/05/23
Wait till they find out that most protective orders will ent...
cobalt philosopher-king
  04/05/23
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Supple Den Preventive Strike
  04/05/23
No one smart and with a successful career would take this jo...
fishy piazza
  04/05/23
Anyone know if tbf applied for this? He’d be a 180 ri...
cheese-eating nofapping faggotry volcanic crater
  04/05/23
RT will get the job
fishy piazza
  04/05/23
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So we looked at the data
  08/02/26
Hardcore litigation street fighters
( * ) ( * )
  08/02/26
who would want this job? all the bullshit that comes along w...
big black
  08/02/26
You'd get guaranteed seats on the first Mars mission and be ...
So we looked at the data
  08/02/26
Todd Blanche
Jared Baumeister
  08/02/26
Damn, I wish Elon had received a resume and cover letter fro...
Jared Baumeister
  08/02/26


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Date: April 5th, 2023 12:46 AM
Author: fishy piazza

Remember this when he advertised it on twitter and got people like chilmata to apply?

They’re hiring biglaw partners only

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2̃#46146093)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: cobalt philosopher-king

Link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2̃#46146180)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 1:18 AM
Author: Exhilarant Territorial Meetinghouse Messiness

They've signed up Wesley Johnson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2̃#46146183)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 1:45 AM
Author: Vibrant orchid hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2̃#46146243)



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Date: April 14th, 2023 12:34 AM
Author: buff lascivious theatre feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2̃#46183371)



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Date: April 14th, 2023 12:36 AM
Author: primrose house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2̃#46183375)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 1:27 AM
Author: fishy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2̃#46146213)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 1:29 AM
Author: fishy piazza

Current advertising:

https://twitter.com/sawyermerritt/status/1643268235666628608?s=46&t=hofMNkWXXAXhWbkDRTml7w

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2̃#46146217)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 1:30 AM
Author: fishy piazza

The initial ad chilmata applied to:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1527748229470646272?s=46&t=hofMNkWXXAXhWbkDRTml7w

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2̃#46146220)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: So we looked at the data

chilmata is Alex Spiro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2̃#50041275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

Can't believe that tweet is still up

https://i.imgur.com/3Mr6TpL.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/y4x5hWf.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2̃#50041283)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Supple Den Preventive Strike

leaving a biglaw job for a company that will make you work longer hours and that's going to be run to the ground by an insane person? great idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2̃#46146242)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 1:50 AM
Author: cobalt philosopher-king

Wait till they find out that most protective orders will entirely defeat the purpose of the in-house litigation team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2̃#46146252)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 1:51 AM
Author: Supple Den Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2̃#46146254)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 1:57 AM
Author: fishy piazza

No one smart and with a successful career would take this job. Chilmata would have been perfect for the role.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2̃#46146273)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 2:02 AM
Author: cheese-eating nofapping faggotry volcanic crater

Anyone know if tbf applied for this? He’d be a 180 right hand man to Elon because he just gets it, you know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2̃#46146278)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 2:08 AM
Author: fishy piazza

RT will get the job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2̃#46146291)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2̃#50041276)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: ( * ) ( * )

Hardcore litigation street fighters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2̃#50041270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: big black ((zurich is stained))

who would want this job? all the bullshit that comes along with litigation and trials, but you get in-house pay! oh and the head of the company is insane and works 100 hours a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2̃#50041271)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: So we looked at the data

You'd get guaranteed seats on the first Mars mission and be one of Elon's cracked guys, it's for based non-blackpillers only so you would not understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2̃#50041277)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

Todd Blanche

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2̃#50041287)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

Damn, I wish Elon had received a resume and cover letter from me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2̃#50041282)