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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Purple station old irish cottage | 10/09/12 |
| Purple station old irish cottage | 10/09/12 |
| Purple station old irish cottage | 10/10/12 |
| Azure Trip Site Indirect Expression | 10/10/12 |
| Glassy Tripping Windowlicker Halford | 10/10/12 |
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| Vigorous dull spot | 10/10/12 |
| violent keepsake machete house | 10/10/12 |
| Vigorous dull spot | 10/10/12 |
| greedy locus | 10/10/12 |
| Contagious liquid oxygen mexican | 05/15/23 |
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| Purple station old irish cottage | 10/10/12 |
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| Stirring sex offender | 10/10/12 |
| cracking out-of-control mad cow disease really tough guy | 10/29/12 |
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| Dun chapel stain | 10/29/12 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Purple station old irish cottage http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Purple station old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2̃#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Purple station old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2̃#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Azure Trip Site Indirect Expression lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2̃#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Glassy Tripping Windowlicker Halford What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2̃#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: disgusting parlor http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2̃#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Vigorous dull spot dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2̃#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: violent keepsake machete house Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2̃#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Vigorous dull spot cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2̃#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: greedy locus "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Contagious liquid oxygen mexican It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2̃#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2̃#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Purple station old irish cottage Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Fighting stead tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2̃#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Stirring sex offender 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2̃#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: cracking out-of-control mad cow disease really tough guy awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2̃#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Sinister wonderful set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2̃#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: yapping talented institution friendly grandma these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Dun chapel stain Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: motley kitty cat 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2̃#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Overrated Bawdyhouse Puppy You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2̃#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Bearded rehab circlehead lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2̃#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: low-t topaz tattoo lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2̃#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: low-t topaz tattoo lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2̃#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: crusty yellow legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2̃#49639607) |