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Kash Patel: FBI applicants can fuck hookers now. And oh yeah, dogs too

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/fbi-pros...
Citrine glittery center
  09/04/26
what about lizards? I bet he'd like to change that policy.
brilliant irradiated philosopher-king heaven
  09/04/26
waiting for the answer from kash
Khaki faggotry chapel
  09/04/26
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multi-colored abode preventive strike
  09/10/26
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Pearl dingle berry
  09/10/26
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Citrine glittery center
  09/04/26
We were rejecting guys who fucked hookers? No wonder the ag...
marvelous windowlicker base
  09/04/26
they prob still reject ppl for just smoking a joint a single...
Khaki faggotry chapel
  09/04/26
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flatulent adventurous water buffalo public bath
  09/04/26
Friend of mine also had offer pulled due to "inconclusi...
bossy pit
  09/04/26
lol in Trump's America our best and brightest LEOs pay for s...
Razzmatazz mint cuck
  09/04/26
If bestiality is a bar you lose a ton of good white applican...
Buck-toothed heady set
  09/04/26
Go back to Pakistan faggot
pale aphrodisiac trailer park
  09/04/26
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Sienna at-the-ready whorehouse nowag
  09/05/26
In two years of Trump, the DOJ and FBI have gone from being ...
gaped light brunch hissy fit
  09/04/26
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Sienna at-the-ready whorehouse nowag
  09/05/26
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Razzmatazz mint cuck
  09/05/26
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Buck-toothed heady set
  09/05/26
Degenerate trannies out. Chill, fratty dogfuckers in.
Boyish hospital
  09/04/26
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flatulent adventurous water buffalo public bath
  09/10/26
"if they have paid for sex three times or fewer in the ...
Pearl dingle berry
  09/05/26
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flatulent adventurous water buffalo public bath
  09/10/26
doesnt life epxeirnec ehelp u cathcing criminal ub asicalyl ...
Honey-headed church building candlestick maker
  09/10/26
MAGA!
multi-colored abode preventive strike
  09/10/26
"knew i should have waited for an fbi job opening"...
Hairless immigrant
  09/10/26
beast mode
chartreuse theater
  09/10/26
hexk ya!
iridescent swashbuckling plaza sweet tailpipe
  09/10/26
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So we looked at the data
  09/16/26
who the fuck actually gets hired for these jobs. ive never m...
Covid was a Hoax
  09/16/26
Serious answer: Mormons, mostly.
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  09/16/26
One of my friends worked there until last year. She's from S...
https://i.imgur.com/YbMiOBE.png
  09/16/26


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Date: September 4th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Citrine glittery center

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/fbi-prostitution-bestiality-jobs-hiring-b3042852.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50116240)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: brilliant irradiated philosopher-king heaven

what about lizards? I bet he'd like to change that policy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50116241)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Khaki faggotry chapel

waiting for the answer from kash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50116243)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 5:47 AM
Author: multi-colored abode preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50126298)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Pearl dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50127873)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Citrine glittery center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50116272)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: marvelous windowlicker base

We were rejecting guys who fucked hookers? No wonder the agency is such a disaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50116342)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Khaki faggotry chapel

they prob still reject ppl for just smoking a joint a single time at age 16, i got an FBI conditional offer rejected many years ago cause failed polygraph, i didnt even inhale just blew off a joint once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50116355)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: flatulent adventurous water buffalo public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50116525)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: bossy pit

Friend of mine also had offer pulled due to "inconclusive" polygraph and he did not even lie lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50116531)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mint cuck

lol in Trump's America our best and brightest LEOs pay for sex with hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50116358)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: Buck-toothed heady set

If bestiality is a bar you lose a ton of good white applicants. Dog fucking is pretty normalized at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50116599)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: pale aphrodisiac trailer park

Go back to Pakistan faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50116601)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Sienna at-the-ready whorehouse nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50116974)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: gaped light brunch hissy fit

In two years of Trump, the DOJ and FBI have gone from being impossible to get considered to waving in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50116603)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Sienna at-the-ready whorehouse nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50116975)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: Razzmatazz mint cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50117035)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 1:20 AM
Author: Buck-toothed heady set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50117036)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Boyish hospital

Degenerate trannies out. Chill, fratty dogfuckers in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50116607)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 12:53 AM
Author: flatulent adventurous water buffalo public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50126205)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 12:25 AM
Author: Pearl dingle berry

"if they have paid for sex three times or fewer in the last decade"

They're going to have to ease that a lot further for many of the guys they need.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50116967)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 12:53 AM
Author: flatulent adventurous water buffalo public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50126206)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 12:58 AM
Author: Honey-headed church building candlestick maker

doesnt life epxeirnec ehelp u cathcing criminal ub asicalyl have to be a softcore one duhhh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50126207)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 5:21 AM
Author: multi-colored abode preventive strike

MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50126276)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 5:26 AM
Author: Hairless immigrant

"knew i should have waited for an fbi job opening" (trump's new ice hires)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50126281)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 5:52 AM
Author: chartreuse theater

beast mode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50126300)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 6:01 AM
Author: iridescent swashbuckling plaza sweet tailpipe

hexk ya!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50126302)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50137812)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

who the fuck actually gets hired for these jobs. ive never met an fbi agent in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50137831)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Serious answer: Mormons, mostly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50138776)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/YbMiOBE.png


One of my friends worked there until last year. She's from Singapore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2̃#50138781)