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If you were designing a custom house what are your non-negotiables?

First of all there is the garage. I would envision an extra ...
luke the drifter
  07/31/26
what square footage would your Mecca facing prayer room be? ...
Rickys' Cat
  07/31/26
I don’t need one of those Front door facing north is...
luke the drifter
  08/01/26
single wide lowest cost available
too hot for web
  07/31/26
gimme land-- lots of land (3 acres at least)
Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv
  07/31/26
so you'd build the exact prole mcmansion that everybody else...
hank_scorpio
  07/31/26
I don't give a fuck about the house. That will always be my ...
gibberish (?)
  07/31/26
Porn theater with round bed and massage table
Mega Penis
  07/31/26
Masturbation fortress
Garfieldguy2000
  07/31/26
deck with hot tub is all i care about and goon/niggerball de...
Ricky
  07/31/26
dual 24" rainfall shower heads with body jets and a ste...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  07/31/26
The best house I had access to growing up was a mansion wher...
Unrestricted Jewish Warfare
  07/31/26
Bathroom where I can watch TV while shitting, shaving, or be...
Madison Avenue Lemming Enslaved to Conformity
  07/31/26
What types of stuff would you record
Unrestricted Jewish Warfare
  07/31/26
90s alternative-style music, some acoustic country ballad ty...
Madison Avenue Lemming Enslaved to Conformity
  07/31/26
You could probably do that now champ
Unrestricted Jewish Warfare
  07/31/26
home gym/spa and exterior alligator filled moat
Rickys' Cat
  07/31/26
Sick goycave with stadium seating and a 4k projector and sur...
the wife guy cinematic universe
  07/31/26
an immaculately manicured and maintained 1-acre zen garden
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  07/31/26
Library. Unfinished basement area for gym.
samoth
  07/31/26
Also, off the basement, a super secure collections gallery.
luke the drifter
  07/31/26
any oddities & curio? or are you talking about rare maps...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  07/31/26
I don't know if I'd trust a fancy house with excessive valua...
samoth
  07/31/26
actual land. no garage other than maybe a detached one for a...
Covid was a Hoax
  07/31/26
Land is cr, minimalist garage is not
bloomington
  07/31/26
attached garages are faggot
Covid was a Hoax
  07/31/26
If by "actual land" you mean 2 acres or whatever, ...
bloomington
  07/31/26
i have no interest in tractors four wheelers or boats. i gue...
Covid was a Hoax
  07/31/26
Actual land is gonna require a TRACTOR. You probably don't n...
Garfieldguy2000
  07/31/26
Two dishwashers. I don't really like putting away dishes. So...
bloomington
  07/31/26
No road or neighbors in sight. 10+ acres. Mature trees t...
the brett cooper dump truck cinematic pooniverse
  07/31/26
What's the garage for if there's no road in sight?
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/31/26
Fall back position in case my wife or kids figure out the co...
the brett cooper dump truck cinematic pooniverse
  07/31/26
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Kenneth Play
  07/31/26
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0noQqPWYAE3ils.jpg
  08/01/26
POWERFUL toilets
...,....,,........
  07/31/26
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luke the drifter
  08/01/26
Home office where I can do zoom calls, camera not facing Dry...
cowgod
  07/31/26
have to be able to flush wet wipes. No windows that kill bir...
Jared Baumeister
  07/31/26
Must have: -Made of stone, not wood or some other shit ...
you're the puppet
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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

First of all there is the garage. I would envision an extra deep 3-car garage for my family. I would want a grand entrance featuring a staircase and opening into the main entertaining areas. Large gathering room/family room and kitchen, scullery, large home office with dark wood paneling, master suite with bathroom featuring walk in closets and a separate seating area to take calls and work quietly. Downstairs I would insist on a large rumpus room with cabinetry and a bar area for have people/entertain. Possibly a downstairs bedroom suite or two for guests. Upstairs we’d need 4 en suites for the kids and a game room.

Across from the main house I’d need a pool and a pool house structure complete with outdoor kitchen, entertaining areas, and then on the second floor maybe a deck and inside a home gym, and a men’s relaxation area with wet steam room, dry sauna, cold plunge, and hot tub. Then maybe also a men’s bar / seating area which is just like a counter, a hidden refrigerator, four large leather chairs around a table and the doors all slide open so you can smoke in there if you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50037889)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Rickys' Cat

what square footage would your Mecca facing prayer room be? would it have heavy wooden doors or wrought iron gate to keep females out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50037967)



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Date: August 1st, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

I don’t need one of those

Front door facing north is good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50038395)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: too hot for web

single wide

lowest cost available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50037893)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv


gimme land-- lots of land (3 acres at least)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50037895)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

so you'd build the exact prole mcmansion that everybody else has? wow, great job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50037896)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

I don't give a fuck about the house. That will always be my wife's enviro and full of kids. Maybe a nice big shop that makes it look like you always have a project going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50037898)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:16 PM
Author: Mega Penis

Porn theater with round bed and massage table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50037901)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:16 PM
Author: Garfieldguy2000

Masturbation fortress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50037905)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: Ricky

deck with hot tub is all i care about and goon/niggerball den

island in kitchen is a plus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50037907)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)

dual 24" rainfall shower heads with body jets and a steam shower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50037916)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Unrestricted Jewish Warfare (Prestige Fades)

The best house I had access to growing up was a mansion where everyone used the side entrance, kitchenette, basement and side room. In ten years I think I only went through the front door once. It was largely for show.

The first floor had an open floor plan living room that was also never used unless there was a huge party with lots of guests. The dining room was never used.

We hung out almost entirely in the kitchen and the side room where the TV was.

The coup de grace was the basement where countless epic parties took place. They let us run wild as teens.

All the bedrooms were on the second floor and no one ever went up there. The basement was well insulated so we could be loud as fuck down there.

The parents were chill and didn't give a fuck what we did. But definitely cop a side door to a kitchen area that everyone will use and that you can park right in front of. And have a smaller living room than you can put a TV in so you don't have to use the main living room. The dining room is only for holidays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50037925)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Madison Avenue Lemming Enslaved to Conformity

Bathroom where I can watch TV while shitting, shaving, or being in the tub. Huge soaking tub, awesome steam shower.

4 car garage with lift(s) to be able to store cars double height and do my own oil changes/work. No curb angles to get on the property that could fuck up my sportscars.

Good gym.

Flat top grilling area, plus built in grill in pool area/cabana.

Shooting range and secure gun storage.

Soundproofed recording studio and instrument storage/display.

His and hers closets with a serious jewelry safe and area to have clothes steamed/pressed.

Beyond that I don't really care that much. Ideally it would be on a lake with a dock with a lift.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50037935)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Unrestricted Jewish Warfare (Prestige Fades)

What types of stuff would you record

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50037938)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Madison Avenue Lemming Enslaved to Conformity

90s alternative-style music, some acoustic country ballad type shit, pretty much whatever we want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50037941)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Unrestricted Jewish Warfare (Prestige Fades)

You could probably do that now champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50037957)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Rickys' Cat

home gym/spa and exterior alligator filled moat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50037963)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: the wife guy cinematic universe

Sick goycave with stadium seating and a 4k projector and surround sound and blackout curtains and 4k blus ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50037964)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)

an immaculately manicured and maintained 1-acre zen garden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50037972)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: samoth

Library.

Unfinished basement area for gym.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50037980)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Also, off the basement, a super secure collections gallery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50037990)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)

any oddities & curio? or are you talking about rare maps, fine art, and collectible coin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50037995)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: samoth

I don't know if I'd trust a fancy house with excessive valuables, especially if there are lots of windows. It would depend on the neighborhood.

A true vault would be ideal, but not sure how much such a thing would cost.

Any home safe can be cracked in a few minutes, even the "fancy" ones for $20-30k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50038000)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

actual land. no garage other than maybe a detached one for a classic car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50038002)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: bloomington (🦬)

Land is cr, minimalist garage is not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50038009)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

attached garages are faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50038011)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: bloomington (🦬)

If by "actual land" you mean 2 acres or whatever, lol, enjoy your one car garage.

If you have ACTUAL LAND then you're gonna want some garage space to actually do anything cr with it. Tractor, 4 wheelers, boat, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50038024)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

i have no interest in tractors four wheelers or boats. i guess you can get a shed for a riding mower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50038035)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 11:28 PM
Author: Garfieldguy2000

Actual land is gonna require a TRACTOR. You probably don't need a garage, pole barn or carport will suffice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50038225)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: bloomington (🦬)

Two dishwashers. I don't really like putting away dishes. So you have one that's for clean dishes and another that's for dirty ones. When the dirty one fills up, you run a cycle, now it's the clean one.

I'd also want a space for a sick two channel stereo. IDK whether this would be a dedicated listening room. It could just be a living room that has room for optimal speaker placement. I often look at the most expensive homes for sale near me & a lot of them don't have a great place for a stereo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50038008)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: the brett cooper dump truck cinematic pooniverse

No road or neighbors in sight.

10+ acres. Mature trees throughout.

Large garage, preferably detached.

Full house backup power system.

Large porch out front, larger deck out back.

No pool.

Small sound proofed bar area downstairs with an overstuffed chair so I can sit and drink in peace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50038012)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

What's the garage for if there's no road in sight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50038260)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 11:59 PM
Author: the brett cooper dump truck cinematic pooniverse

Fall back position in case my wife or kids figure out the combo to the lock on my personal bar area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50038300)



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Date: August 1st, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0noQqPWYAE3ils.jpg


180

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Date: July 31st, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



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Date: August 1st, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0noQqPWYAE3ils.jpg




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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

POWERFUL toilets

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Date: August 1st, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

180

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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: cowgod

Home office where I can do zoom calls, camera not facing Drywall.

Maybe no grand entrance or Huge Kitchen or unused Huge living room eating up square footage. Just to be different from the others. Idk if this will be good or bad.

imo if you’re entertaining, you want the kitchen in the back and restroom close by. You can do a barbecue and people can go inside/outside without it being weird.

No home theater bc that’s too Losery and Film gives me bad memories. But need some way for men to watch football without a ton of hens clucking at them from the open concept kitchen area at my imaginary get togethers. Maybe have the kitchen just occupy an entire Wing all on its own. Just to Troll the current State of Kitchens. Then a buffer zone. Then a men only area. Put up a Godfather poster to scare away millennial Women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50038029)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

have to be able to flush wet wipes. No windows that kill birds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50038237)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: you're the puppet

Must have:

-Made of stone, not wood or some other shit material. That's not even a real house.

-Big windows.

-Land, greenery, space for a garden.

Big pool, pond or other waterfront feature would be nice.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2̃#50038256)