\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

remember when your buddies moms started giving good long hugs

no shame just those big soft melons pressed against you befo...
cerebral confused prole
  06/28/26
...
thriller pistol international law enforcement agency
  06/28/26
Once when i was in 7th or 8th grade i was sleeping on the fl...
razzle-dazzle plum toilet seat goal in life
  06/28/26
180 visual
cerebral confused prole
  06/28/26
I don't know really I tended to respect my friends mothers b...
Adventurous masturbator
  06/28/26
Like I'm not undersexed right? So at 17 or whatever I had a ...
Adventurous masturbator
  06/28/26
This feels deeply low-T I remember at 8 years old wishing my...
razzle-dazzle plum toilet seat goal in life
  06/28/26
I remember around that age, maybe 7 we played in the mud at ...
razzle-dazzle plum toilet seat goal in life
  06/28/26
You're just supposed to quietly enjoy that sort of stuff lat...
Adventurous masturbator
  06/28/26
...
burgundy mischievous azn
  06/28/26
I can't. It would be a major breach of xenia.
cerebral confused prole
  06/28/26
Yeah it's pretty serious and I tend to feel pretty bad/anxio...
Adventurous masturbator
  06/28/26
an inexperienced and sexually starved teenage male on the re...
cerebral confused prole
  06/28/26
I mean it's fine for a boy to feel aroused by it and I'm not...
Adventurous masturbator
  06/28/26
an adult man feeling insecure from an erect 7 year old huggi...
burgundy mischievous azn
  06/28/26
Poast sponsored by Escorts.com gift card service
Adventurous masturbator
  06/28/26
...
Laughsome stead friendly grandma
  06/28/26
...
burgundy mischievous azn
  06/29/26
...
Painfully honest hairy legs crackhouse
  06/28/26
I love women so much it's unreal
useless ratface
  06/28/26
true guy they should be sticking their fingers in kids asses...
Adventurous masturbator
  06/28/26
https://www.reddit.com/r/dogs/comments/1hek590/my_dog_is_obs...
useless ratface
  06/28/26
[–]justgabriellehere Owner of a Crazy Chihuahua 15 poi...
thriller pistol international law enforcement agency
  06/28/26
Unexpected hidden gems of wisdom in random Reddit threads tp
useless ratface
  06/28/26
Isn't there some kind of NAMBLA containment zone we can send...
Adventurous masturbator
  06/28/26
There isn't a single thread of yours at this point that does...
Adventurous masturbator
  06/28/26
You’re projecting your own deranged fixations onto me ...
useless ratface
  06/28/26
tp.
Laughsome stead friendly grandma
  06/28/26
...
useless ratface
  06/28/26
Speeding the plow over your grave
Adventurous masturbator
  06/28/26
good | long | hugs
Laughsome stead friendly grandma
  06/28/26
Autoadmit’s welcoming atmosphere, more or less, except...
useless ratface
  06/28/26
tp.~🎵
Laughsome stead friendly grandma
  06/28/26
“Where words fail, music speaks” 🙏
useless ratface
  06/28/26
...
Laughsome stead friendly grandma
  06/28/26
...
useless ratface
  06/28/26
Buddies of mine tp
useless ratface
  06/28/26
...
cerebral confused prole
  06/28/26
...
useless ratface
  06/28/26
...
Laughsome stead friendly grandma
  06/28/26
...
useless ratface
  06/28/26
...
thriller pistol international law enforcement agency
  06/28/26
...
useless ratface
  06/28/26
The dads too
High-end garnet coldplay fan office
  06/29/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: cerebral confused prole

no shame just those big soft melons pressed against you before "OK boys yall have fun!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49967192)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: thriller pistol international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49967193)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle plum toilet seat goal in life

Once when i was in 7th or 8th grade i was sleeping on the floor at a friends house and his chubby mom stood over me to wake us up for breakfast and she was wearing a night shirt and I could see her pussy, ass, and pubes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49967194)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: cerebral confused prole

180 visual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49967207)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 2:16 PM
Author: Adventurous masturbator

I don't know really I tended to respect my friends mothers because I loved my friends in the sense of "philia" so I respected their mothers sanctity as well. And to make a real pass at the wife of the host (this doesn't include friendly psuedo-flirting, which is just polite and "of jollity" amongst people who aren't completely bitter headcases) would be a major breach of "xenia" or how I'm expected to behave in a host's home. Very foreign to certain jews I hear

And I was friends with many of the fathers too and oftentimes we'd all get drunk on the family liquor cabinet and much cheer was shared iirc. I understand now that this wasn't the case for others?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49967209)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Adventurous masturbator

Like I'm not undersexed right? So at 17 or whatever I had a couple girlfriends and my mother's friends and friends' mothers weren't really sexual objects to me but rather reflections in a sense of my own mother, who I revere and respect in a filial sense. It'd be kind of sacrilegious, which I hear is what depraved jew gangsters kind of steep in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49967212)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle plum toilet seat goal in life

This feels deeply low-T I remember at 8 years old wishing my friends moms would do sex stuff to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49967217)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle plum toilet seat goal in life

I remember around that age, maybe 7 we played in the mud at a friends house, me, him, and his older sister, and his mom made us strip down to hose us off afterward and she made some comment about how I was "bigger" than her son; I saw his older sisters nude ass and everything too. Now thinking back it was probably inappropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49967220)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Adventurous masturbator

You're just supposed to quietly enjoy that sort of stuff later in life and have a giggle ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49967360)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: burgundy mischievous azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968230)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: cerebral confused prole

I can't. It would be a major breach of xenia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49967356)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Adventurous masturbator

Yeah it's pretty serious and I tend to feel pretty bad/anxious when I go against the spirit of it. Host/guest stuff (anthro guy here) is ancient and distilled in blood and pretty easy to follow with some basic "please" and "thank you" stuff as well as not pissing and shitting all over the floor unless the host is entertained by it

I could make some dumb Confucius say metaphor about the man who plants a tree to eat the fruit vs spending that same time picking the neighbor's fruit but I don't think it's really necessary to get the message across. Better to have that tree of memories to draw strength from across an entire lifetime than a single day of grubbily smacking your lips against an underripe pear and being chased out of the orchard by a man with a shotgun imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49967362)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: cerebral confused prole

an inexperienced and sexually starved teenage male on the receiving end of any semi-intimate contact with an unfamiliar women (like a bear hug I guess) doesn't have to be sexually "charged" to get blood flowing to his cock, and ofc he doesn't make a pass, he freezes up because his brain tags it as a minor transgression. "Ive just been weirdly shit-tested and felt up by aunt Patty lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49967562)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Adventurous masturbator

I mean it's fine for a boy to feel aroused by it and I'm not at all casting aspersions on that (the idea of an adult man feeling insecure from an erect 7 year old hugging his wife is some National Lampoon shit) but i'm cutting to the chase and narrowing out where this thread was probably going to go given the environment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968052)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: burgundy mischievous azn

an adult man feeling insecure from an erect 7 year old hugging his wife tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968056)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Adventurous masturbator

Poast sponsored by Escorts.com gift card service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968082)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Laughsome stead friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968094)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 29th, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: burgundy mischievous azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968656)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: Painfully honest hairy legs crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49967372)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: useless ratface

I love women so much it's unreal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49967572)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Adventurous masturbator

true guy they should be sticking their fingers in kids asses instead and cannibalizing and raping random proles to steal whatever they've been blessed with

you're a bloodless classist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49967797)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: useless ratface

https://www.reddit.com/r/dogs/comments/1hek590/my_dog_is_obsessed_with_my_boobs/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968047)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: thriller pistol international law enforcement agency

[–]justgabriellehere Owner of a Crazy Chihuahua 15 points 1 year ago

He might like the way it tastes due to your sweat glands or it could be the type of lotion you have on. My dog licks mine when I sweat a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968053)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: useless ratface

Unexpected hidden gems of wisdom in random Reddit threads tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968064)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Adventurous masturbator

Isn't there some kind of NAMBLA containment zone we can send you to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968066)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Adventurous masturbator

There isn't a single thread of yours at this point that doesn't scream "child molester"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968059)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: useless ratface

You’re projecting your own deranged fixations onto me as usual, jafar tp. And if the history of Autoadmit is any indication, spamming schizo shit indefinitely will magically fix your IRL, any day now…?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968071)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Laughsome stead friendly grandma

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968080)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: useless ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968083)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Adventurous masturbator

Speeding the plow over your grave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968092)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Laughsome stead friendly grandma

good | long | hugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968068)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: useless ratface

Autoadmit’s welcoming atmosphere, more or less, except Offline 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968075)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Laughsome stead friendly grandma

tp.~🎵

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968079)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: useless ratface

“Where words fail, music speaks” 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968081)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Laughsome stead friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968088)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: useless ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968091)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: useless ratface

Buddies of mine tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968099)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 10:18 PM
Author: cerebral confused prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968219)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: useless ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968220)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Laughsome stead friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968235)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: useless ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968236)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: thriller pistol international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968245)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: useless ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968259)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 29th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: High-end garnet coldplay fan office

The dads too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878027&forum_id=2̃#49968773)