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Firm has over 50 employees now (CSLG)

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in t...
Shimmering forum round eye
  07/06/26
what's it pay?
exhilarant toilet seat depressive
  07/06/26
DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus b...
Shimmering forum round eye
  07/06/26
DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.
Beady-eyed Filthpig Kitchen
  07/06/26
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Cerise hairraiser weed whacker center
  07/06/26
Don’t do it brother
irate university blood rage
  07/07/26
Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!
razzle stubborn stag film
  07/06/26
Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.
gaped erotic temple
  07/06/26
We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.
Shimmering forum round eye
  07/06/26
I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a livi...
gaped erotic temple
  07/06/26
It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm s...
Shimmering forum round eye
  07/06/26
(((add a lot of value to society))) tp
abusive gas station
  07/06/26
Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of sui...
gaped erotic temple
  07/06/26
Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL
Spruce Exciting Coldplay Fan
  07/06/26
Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his k...
Shimmering forum round eye
  07/06/26
wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike r...
Appetizing Office Doctorate
  07/06/26
And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the ...
Shimmering forum round eye
  07/06/26
huge CSLG hater here dont engage in this shit bro
floppy boltzmann dragon
  07/06/26
But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced ...
Appetizing Office Doctorate
  07/06/26
So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you...
heady space
  07/06/26
TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!
floppy boltzmann dragon
  07/06/26
he couldn't afford me
cracking hunting ground cruise ship
  07/06/26
I have lots of PI experience.
Nighttime soul-stirring set multi-billionaire
  07/06/26
You would be the perfect addition to his firm
hateful cruel-hearted church lettuce
  07/06/26
CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his ...
cracking hunting ground cruise ship
  07/06/26
any employer would
hateful cruel-hearted church lettuce
  07/06/26
...
Motley submissive dopamine gaming laptop
  07/07/26
I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire
effete contagious den really tough guy
  07/06/26
*reins
cowgod
  07/08/26
180 brother
hateful cruel-hearted church lettuce
  07/06/26
Where in India are ur new employees from? IIRC u needed so...
abusive gas station
  07/06/26
...
floppy boltzmann dragon
  07/06/26
...
snowy elastic band
  07/06/26
...
Cerise hairraiser weed whacker center
  07/06/26
Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings...
transparent patrolman jap
  07/06/26
Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office
dashing big-titted factory reset button
  07/06/26
How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not...
curious plaza boiling water
  07/06/26
Do you still have a 32x
misunderstood base persian
  07/06/26
Rate me as a poster.
gaped erotic temple
  07/07/26
congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the numbe...
amethyst jew library
  07/07/26
How long will it take you to recover financially from what h...
abusive gas station
  07/07/26
I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment
Multi-colored theater stage
  07/07/26
...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/13/26
I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago a...
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/14/26


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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Shimmering forum round eye

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in the PI world. Just hired another attorney and had 4 new employees start in the last 2 weeks. Still looking for one more associate attorney. So if you want to work under Chandler shoot me an email and I'll look at your resume. TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982216)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: exhilarant toilet seat depressive

what's it pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982220)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Shimmering forum round eye

DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus bonuses and profit sharing on cases you originate. You also get to come to dinner with me, firm weekend trips, and hot tubbing at my house with me and Chandler!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982222)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Filthpig Kitchen

DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982429)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: Cerise hairraiser weed whacker center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49983208)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: irate university blood rage

Don’t do it brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49983437)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: razzle stubborn stag film

Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982662)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: gaped erotic temple

Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982224)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Shimmering forum round eye

We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982226)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: gaped erotic temple

I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a living. I spend all my day curing people of their cancers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982233)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Shimmering forum round eye

It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm sure you do great work too, but I help people by the 1000s and I change their lives. I've helped 12,000 people get JUSTICE! If I was a doctor I wouldn't add even 1% of the value I add now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982246)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: abusive gas station

(((add a lot of value to society))) tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982372)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: gaped erotic temple

Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of suing someone. I don't want to spend three years in law school just to experience it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982875)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Spruce Exciting Coldplay Fan

Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982228)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Shimmering forum round eye

Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his kids and lives in San Francisco half the time. She goes on a lot of trips so I end up with the kids a lot more than 50/50. They are starting to have a lot of spite towards her and she can't even see it. I never say a single bad thing about her but they told me that she prioritizes her "other family."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982238)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Appetizing Office Doctorate

wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike rat insisted he had a perfect marriage up until she divorced him and requested a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982243)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Shimmering forum round eye

And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the marriage was really good until the last few years when she basically withdrew from the family, refused to work on our relationship, and didn't want to spend time with the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982245)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: floppy boltzmann dragon

huge CSLG hater here

dont engage in this shit bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982247)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Appetizing Office Doctorate

But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced you ratkike. Could it be because you're an insecure compulsive liar? Email me and let's find out brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982285)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: heady space

So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you used to spout? I'm confused.

She obviously didn't think the marriage was anything special and wanted something else completely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982661)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: floppy boltzmann dragon

TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982239)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: cracking hunting ground cruise ship

he couldn't afford me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49983132)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Nighttime soul-stirring set multi-billionaire

I have lots of PI experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982298)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: hateful cruel-hearted church lettuce

You would be the perfect addition to his firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982387)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: cracking hunting ground cruise ship

CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his firm as beneficiary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49983133)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: hateful cruel-hearted church lettuce

any employer would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49983157)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:09 AM
Author: Motley submissive dopamine gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49983436)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: effete contagious den really tough guy

I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49983196)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: cowgod

*reins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49987384)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: hateful cruel-hearted church lettuce

180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982388)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: abusive gas station

Where in India are ur new employees from?

IIRC u needed some Marathis, Tamils and Biharis to balance out the team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982635)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: floppy boltzmann dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982644)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: snowy elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49982653)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Cerise hairraiser weed whacker center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49983061)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: transparent patrolman jap

Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings today or in history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49983079)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: dashing big-titted factory reset button

Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49983090)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: curious plaza boiling water

How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not revenue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49983122)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: misunderstood base persian

Do you still have a 32x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49983130)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:21 AM
Author: gaped erotic temple

Rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49983442)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:13 AM
Author: amethyst jew library

congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49983459)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: abusive gas station

How long will it take you to recover financially from what he bitch ex-wife just did to you? 10 years? Do you have to pay the cunt alimony? How much is child support?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49983474)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored theater stage

I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49984012)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49996447)



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Date: July 14th, 2026 7:43 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago about how you finally started providing health insurance for your employees. that was the official confirmation that you are a complete piece of shit. your 50+ employees all hate your guts and none of them want to go to your stupid events you force them to attend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2̃#49998433)