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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
Stimulating plum sandwich
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
effete lodge
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
Stimulating plum sandwich
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
histrionic plaza
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
beady-eyed sickened dysfunction
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naked aquamarine regret native
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
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1.618
  09/03/26
The minds are not matched
Swollen space
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
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Lemon heaven keepsake machete
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any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
Stimulating plum sandwich
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
Bespoke pink hairy legs nursing home
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
Stimulating plum sandwich
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
Bespoke pink hairy legs nursing home
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
Sadistic Generalized Bond Philosopher-king
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WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
underhanded saffron senate
  04/05/22
Height?
Stirring fluffy gas station
  04/05/22
5'7" - 5'8"
Stimulating plum sandwich
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mustard queen of the night
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Titillating canary theater pocket flask
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
sick chad
  04/05/22
shots fired
Stubborn Indian Lodge Mother
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
Stimulating plum sandwich
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
charismatic headpube
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
Chestnut Theatre
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Stimulating plum sandwich
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
mischievous drab nowag orchestra pit
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
Glassy beta ceo
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
Up-to-no-good institution
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
histrionic plaza
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
buck-toothed halford
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
Chestnut Theatre
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are bo...
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Stimulating plum sandwich

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: effete lodge

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Stimulating plum sandwich

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: histrionic plaza

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed sickened dysfunction

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: naked aquamarine regret native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: histrionic plaza

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Lime liquid oxygen range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: Bonkers Filthy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: Startling Avocado Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Swollen space

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Bespoke pink hairy legs nursing home

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Lemon heaven keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Stimulating plum sandwich

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Bespoke pink hairy legs nursing home

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Stimulating plum sandwich

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Bespoke pink hairy legs nursing home

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Sadistic Generalized Bond Philosopher-king

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: underhanded saffron senate

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Stirring fluffy gas station

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Stimulating plum sandwich

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: mustard queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Titillating canary theater pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: sick chad

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Stubborn Indian Lodge Mother

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Stimulating plum sandwich

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: charismatic headpube

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Chestnut Theatre

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Stimulating plum sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: mischievous drab nowag orchestra pit

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: Glassy beta ceo

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good institution

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: histrionic plaza

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: buck-toothed halford

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Chestnut Theatre

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: splenetic state persian

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: histrionic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: yellow vigorous market ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Red cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Stimulating plum sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Stimulating plum sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: aromatic stead

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Stimulating plum sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#50114491)