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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
Stimulating Public Bath Messiness
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is this flame? can his success be replicated?
abusive nubile stage party of the first part
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it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
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Getting blasted everyday
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You're right about the HGH bomb,
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The minds are not matched
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any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
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You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
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yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
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Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
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WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
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Height?
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5'7" - 5'8"
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
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shots fired
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lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
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Slaying 9s on the reg.
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nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
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tallmos done here
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  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
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first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
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and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
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how much you pay them?
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Stimulating Public Bath Messiness

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: abusive nubile stage party of the first part

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Stimulating Public Bath Messiness

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Flesh love of her life office

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Odious kitty cat

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Ebony cerebral faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Flesh love of her life office

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Geriatric idiotic brunch toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: cracking fishy reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: Vibrant goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: exciting slap-happy giraffe hell

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: carmine talented address volcanic crater

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Stimulating Public Bath Messiness

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: carmine talented address volcanic crater

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Stimulating Public Bath Messiness

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: carmine talented address volcanic crater

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Buff Blathering Depressive

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: Cordovan personal credit line wrinkle

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz flatulent casino

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Stimulating Public Bath Messiness

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Carnelian Comical Garrison Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Glittery Lemon Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle free-loading deer antler masturbator

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Heady arrogant mad-dog skullcap church

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Stimulating Public Bath Messiness

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: chocolate supple field

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: adventurous tantric center turdskin

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Stimulating Public Bath Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: topaz theater idiot

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: sadistic vigorous home

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: clear doctorate potus

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Flesh love of her life office

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Flickering arousing ticket booth

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: adventurous tantric center turdskin

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: pearl jewess

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Flesh love of her life office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Green stubborn black woman associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: 180 brass lay cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Stimulating Public Bath Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Stimulating Public Bath Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Histrionic pistol dilemma

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Stimulating Public Bath Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2̃#50114491)