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(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Coiffed Learning Disabled Institution
  01/26/16
...
chestnut gaping
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Rambunctious quadroon organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Charismatic crimson voyeur friendly grandma
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...
Dark tank school
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...
irate transparent lodge
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...
Snowy theatre electric furnace
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...
translucent metal state background story
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Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
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underrated
spectacular mewling shitlib
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...
supple pale selfie masturbator
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...
nighttime preventive strike
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why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
Cream cuck pistol
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...
wild hospital
  01/26/16
...
passionate stead cuckold
  01/26/16
jfc
Vivacious hissy fit
  01/26/16
...
ultramarine laser beams
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Charismatic crimson voyeur friendly grandma
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
wild hospital
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
passionate stead cuckold
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
wild hospital
  01/26/16
do u love it
passionate stead cuckold
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
wild hospital
  01/26/16
...
180 maize chad
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Charismatic crimson voyeur friendly grandma
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
wild hospital
  01/26/16
...
Lime razzmatazz reading party
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Vivacious hissy fit
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
wild hospital
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Vivacious hissy fit
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Charismatic crimson voyeur friendly grandma
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Vivacious hissy fit
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
wild hospital
  01/26/16
...
sooty indian lodge
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Glassy low-t principal's office
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
curious tanning salon
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...
Abusive Bull Headed Roommate
  01/26/16
...
Wine ceo nursing home
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Coiffed Learning Disabled Institution
  01/26/16
...
Gold bateful skinny woman
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Dark tank school
  01/26/16
JFC
umber cruel-hearted ticket booth
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180
Grizzly galvanic corner internal respiration
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...
adventurous magenta temple
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Abusive Bull Headed Roommate
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
wild hospital
  01/26/16
...
Glassy low-t principal's office
  01/26/16
...
Glassy low-t principal's office
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Histrionic Center
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
wild hospital
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Histrionic Center
  01/26/16
...
wild hospital
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
wild hospital
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Histrionic Center
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
wild hospital
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Histrionic Center
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
wild hospital
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Histrionic Center
  01/26/16
180 twist
Lime razzmatazz reading party
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...
passionate stead cuckold
  01/26/16
THIS
Cyan dashing office kitty
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...
cordovan cracking idea he suggested
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Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
chestnut gaping
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Histrionic Center
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
chestnut gaping
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Histrionic Center
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
chestnut gaping
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Histrionic Center
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
chestnut gaping
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Histrionic Center
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Khaki Den Coldplay Fan
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Histrionic Center
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Khaki Den Coldplay Fan
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Internet-worthy provocative headpube foreskin
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Histrionic Center
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
chestnut gaping
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Histrionic Center
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Rambunctious quadroon organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Histrionic Center
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
chestnut gaping
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Histrionic Center
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Internet-worthy provocative headpube foreskin
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Cocky blood rage
  01/26/16
fucking damn
curious tanning salon
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...
brilliant digit ratio
  01/26/16
180
French goyim therapy
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Submissive indigo wrinkle
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Lime razzmatazz reading party
  01/27/16
...
Gold bateful skinny woman
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Opaque striped hyena
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Pervert Philosopher-king
  05/19/16
repost please
Submissive indigo wrinkle
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
wild hospital
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Pervert Philosopher-king
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
sooty indian lodge
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Cyan dashing office kitty
  01/26/16
...
passionate stead cuckold
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...
Stirring pearly sandwich casino
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180.
supple pale selfie masturbator
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...
cordovan cracking idea he suggested
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...
Fighting Bossy Messiness Toaster
  01/31/16
...
passionate stead cuckold
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
twisted home
  02/02/16
brave
Lime razzmatazz reading party
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...
Territorial Talented School Cafeteria Double Fault
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...
passionate stead cuckold
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
Idiotic station
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...
Submissive indigo wrinkle
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...
Lime razzmatazz reading party
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...
Lime razzmatazz reading party
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...
Vivacious hissy fit
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...
flushed disturbing brethren piazza
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cr
Charismatic crimson voyeur friendly grandma
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...
Territorial Talented School Cafeteria Double Fault
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...
passionate stead cuckold
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...
Lime razzmatazz reading party
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...
Silver Feces
  09/27/16
...
Vivacious hissy fit
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Gold bateful skinny woman
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Internet-worthy provocative headpube foreskin
  10/24/16
...
Lime razzmatazz reading party
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Pervert Philosopher-king
  10/24/16
...
Fighting Bossy Messiness Toaster
  10/27/16
...
up-to-no-good poppy really tough guy orchestra pit
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Gold bateful skinny woman
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Lime razzmatazz reading party
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
sinister crystalline pit death wish
  01/23/17
... ...
Laughsome Candlestick Maker Telephone
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...
Lime razzmatazz reading party
  07/08/17
Lol
Idiotic station
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
bright faggotry
  01/16/19
...
Wine ceo nursing home
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...
Lime razzmatazz reading party
  03/13/17
...
Vivacious hissy fit
  03/15/17
...
Snowy theatre electric furnace
  03/15/17
...
Fighting Bossy Messiness Toaster
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
salmon theater becky
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
gay patrolman
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Stimulating Parlour Sweet Tailpipe
  06/01/17
...
massive
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...
supple pale selfie masturbator
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Sepia well-lubricated trump supporter round eye
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...
Stimulating Parlour Sweet Tailpipe
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Drunken
  07/08/17
...
lake keepsake machete
  08/18/17
...
Vivacious hissy fit
  09/25/17
...
Abusive Bull Headed Roommate
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Gold bateful skinny woman
  10/27/17
...
Claret At-the-ready Crackhouse
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
hominid
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Lime razzmatazz reading party
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
hominid
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
up-to-no-good poppy really tough guy orchestra pit
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
black associate
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...
Stirring pearly sandwich casino
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...
Abusive Bull Headed Roommate
  05/17/18
...
Lime razzmatazz reading party
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
turquoise famous landscape painting
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Lime razzmatazz reading party
  07/25/18
...
Soggy stag film
  07/25/18
...
Abusive Bull Headed Roommate
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Lime razzmatazz reading party
  01/16/19
...
Gold bateful skinny woman
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
bright faggotry
  01/16/19
Jfc
Lime razzmatazz reading party
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Gold bateful skinny woman
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
pea-brained
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Khaki Den Coldplay Fan
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Chartreuse domesticated community account
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Chartreuse domesticated community account
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Charismatic crimson voyeur friendly grandma
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Chartreuse domesticated community account
  01/17/19
...
Abusive Bull Headed Roommate
  04/08/19
...
mediation
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Claret At-the-ready Crackhouse
  04/09/19
...
Chartreuse domesticated community account
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Chartreuse domesticated community account
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Lime razzmatazz reading party
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
swollen dragon
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Lime razzmatazz reading party
  06/03/19
...
Gold bateful skinny woman
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
flickering floppy ape boistinker
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Chartreuse domesticated community account
  06/03/19
...
Wine ceo nursing home
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Chartreuse domesticated community account
  08/08/19
...
Chartreuse domesticated community account
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
cheese-eating dingle berry
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
insane
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
cheese-eating dingle berry
  08/12/19
...
cheese-eating dingle berry
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insecure
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Vivacious hissy fit
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Charismatic crimson voyeur friendly grandma
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Charismatic crimson voyeur friendly grandma
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Scarlet
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Vivacious hissy fit
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Gold bateful skinny woman
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Burgundy Fat Ankles
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vengeful hairless trailer park rigor
  10/11/21
bump
Charismatic crimson voyeur friendly grandma
  03/12/22
...
Vivacious hissy fit
  01/05/23
...
Territorial Talented School Cafeteria Double Fault
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Impressive mad-dog skullcap
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Bat-shit-crazy Yarmulke
  10/13/23
...
Lime razzmatazz reading party
  01/03/24
...
Abusive Bull Headed Roommate
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...
Territorial Talented School Cafeteria Double Fault
  07/28/25
...
apoplectic useless brakes stain
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Hateful gay wizard
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
fuchsia
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Carnelian Hall

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: irate transparent lodge

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Wine ceo nursing home

I hate you for this.

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Vivacious hissy fit

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Lascivious partner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#35445746)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Vivacious hissy fit



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: ivory macaca



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Excitant Boltzmann Nowag

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Stirring pearly sandwich casino

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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Alcoholic Market



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: pearl stage karate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: heady sanctuary private investor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Racy primrose halford garrison

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: big-titted boyish mad cow disease newt



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Appetizing rusted volcanic crater church building



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: curious tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Iridescent national ladyboy



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Vivacious hissy fit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Iridescent national ladyboy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Vivacious hissy fit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Internet-worthy provocative headpube foreskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29678964)



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Author: glittery hot doctorate locus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Internet-worthy provocative headpube foreskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680117)



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Author: passionate stead cuckold

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29678967)



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Author: irate transparent lodge



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Gold bateful skinny woman



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Racy primrose halford garrison

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser Cumskin French Chef



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Excitant Boltzmann Nowag

180 thread

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Vivacious hissy fit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Excitant Boltzmann Nowag

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: passionate stead cuckold



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Author: supple pale selfie masturbator



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Author: flushed disturbing brethren piazza



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: curious tanning salon



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Appetizing rusted volcanic crater church building

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Coiffed Learning Disabled Institution

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Insanely creepy crawly senate generalized bond

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Arousing Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: bonkers dilemma

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: pearl stage karate



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Author: brilliant digit ratio



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Internet-worthy provocative headpube foreskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680090)



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Author: Dark tank school



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Author: exhilarant nibblets



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: concupiscible painfully honest crotch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Dun Old Irish Cottage Heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Sexy startling stage international law enforcement agency

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Submissive indigo wrinkle

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Iridescent national ladyboy



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

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Author: Dark tank school



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Author: chestnut gaping



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Lascivious partner

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: curious tanning salon

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Author: autistic fortuitous meteor stock car

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Carnelian Hall

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Author: passionate stead cuckold



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Histrionic Center

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Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Geriatric point son of senegal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: irate transparent lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Internet-worthy provocative headpube foreskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: greedy base

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: wild hospital

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Sick amethyst factory reset button lay

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: cerise pontificating psychic corn cake



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Wine ceo nursing home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: chestnut gaping



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: chocolate comical boiling water field

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29690331)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Opaque striped hyena

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Opaque striped hyena

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29740482)



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Author: big drab genital piercing meetinghouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: flickering floppy ape boistinker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Trip sex offender

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: flesh godawful marketing idea chapel

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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: bistre diverse national security agency

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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: ungodly cruise ship idiot

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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Fighting Bossy Messiness Toaster

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Crusty lettuce

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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Stimulating Parlour Sweet Tailpipe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: mentally impaired mind-boggling fanboi locale

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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Canary site

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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: underhanded buff step-uncle's house knife

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Author: Lemon Violent Incel Main People

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#34542693)



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Author: maroon nofapping mental disorder

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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: vibrant library gaming laptop

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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: self-centered abode

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#49136987)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Chrome aphrodisiac rigpig house

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: clear university

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: brilliant digit ratio

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Submissive indigo wrinkle



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Author: Razzle Aquamarine Menage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Stirring pearly sandwich casino

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Internet-worthy provocative headpube foreskin

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Stirring pearly sandwich casino

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Internet-worthy provocative headpube foreskin

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Stirring pearly sandwich casino

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Internet-worthy provocative headpube foreskin

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Rambunctious quadroon organic girlfriend

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Internet-worthy provocative headpube foreskin

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Stirring pearly sandwich casino

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Coiffed Learning Disabled Institution

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Stirring pearly sandwich casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Coiffed Learning Disabled Institution

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Stirring pearly sandwich casino

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Submissive indigo wrinkle



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: vigorous jade box office indirect expression

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Alcoholic Market

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: thriller self-absorbed goal in life



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party



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Author: Stimulating Parlour Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Laughsome Candlestick Maker Telephone

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: vibrant library gaming laptop

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Internet-worthy provocative headpube foreskin

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Irradiated rough-skinned spot cuckoldry

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Internet-worthy provocative headpube foreskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Cyan dashing office kitty

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Stirring pearly sandwich casino

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Coiffed Learning Disabled Institution

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Internet-worthy provocative headpube foreskin

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Exciting bearded public bath roast beef

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Internet-worthy provocative headpube foreskin

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Stirring pearly sandwich casino

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Carnelian Hall

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Author: cerise pontificating psychic corn cake



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Sexy startling stage international law enforcement agency

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Sexy startling stage international law enforcement agency

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Stirring pearly sandwich casino

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Sexy startling stage international law enforcement agency

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Internet-worthy provocative headpube foreskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Sexy startling stage international law enforcement agency

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Internet-worthy provocative headpube foreskin

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Sexy startling stage international law enforcement agency

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Stirring pearly sandwich casino

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Internet-worthy provocative headpube foreskin

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Stirring pearly sandwich casino

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: titillating space

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Vivacious hissy fit

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Internet-worthy provocative headpube foreskin

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Histrionic Center

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: vigorous jade box office indirect expression

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Infuriating harsh ratface

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Outnumbered amber business firm windowlicker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Laughsome Candlestick Maker Telephone

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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: topaz location

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: greedy base

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Unhinged nubile half-breed

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Stimulating Parlour Sweet Tailpipe

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Territorial Talented School Cafeteria Double Fault

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: plum kitchen elastic band

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Stirring pearly sandwich casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: supple pale selfie masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Gold bateful skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: useless splenetic filthpig antidepressant drug

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Appetizing rusted volcanic crater church building

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: useless splenetic filthpig antidepressant drug

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Appetizing rusted volcanic crater church building

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: irate transparent lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: irate transparent lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: useless splenetic filthpig antidepressant drug

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Chrome aphrodisiac rigpig house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Odious Range

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Odious Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: medicated whorehouse prole

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: translucent metal state background story

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Charismatic crimson voyeur friendly grandma

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Dark tank school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Carnelian Hall

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: passionate stead cuckold

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Vivacious hissy fit

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Charismatic crimson voyeur friendly grandma

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: medicated whorehouse prole

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: carmine mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: henna motley place of business bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Wine ceo nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: passionate stead cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Dark tank school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: supple pale selfie masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Cerebral green native faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: duck-like zombie-like area milk

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Rambunctious quadroon organic girlfriend

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Wine ceo nursing home

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: spectacular mewling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: passionate stead cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Cyan dashing office kitty

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored legend

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Snowy theatre electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Anal Azn

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: vengeful hairless trailer park rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: Territorial Talented School Cafeteria Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Laughsome Candlestick Maker Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: passionate stead cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: useless splenetic filthpig antidepressant drug

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: passionate stead cuckold

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: useless splenetic filthpig antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: useless splenetic filthpig antidepressant drug

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Appetizing rusted volcanic crater church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Coiffed Learning Disabled Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: wild hospital

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: useless splenetic filthpig antidepressant drug

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: wild hospital

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: useless splenetic filthpig antidepressant drug

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: passionate stead cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Coiffed Learning Disabled Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: wild hospital

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Vivacious hissy fit

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: wild hospital

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Abusive Bull Headed Roommate

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: chestnut gaping

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: wild hospital

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Histrionic Center

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Abusive Bull Headed Roommate

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Gold bateful skinny woman

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Internet-worthy provocative headpube foreskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: wild hospital

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Stimulating Parlour Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Snowy theatre electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: blue gas station

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Rambunctious quadroon organic girlfriend

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Chrome aphrodisiac rigpig house

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: vibrant library gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Rambunctious quadroon organic girlfriend

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Coiffed Learning Disabled Institution

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: chestnut gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Rambunctious quadroon organic girlfriend

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Charismatic crimson voyeur friendly grandma

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Dark tank school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: irate transparent lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Snowy theatre electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: translucent metal state background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: useless splenetic filthpig antidepressant drug

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: spectacular mewling shitlib

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: supple pale selfie masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: nighttime preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Cream cuck pistol

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: wild hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: passionate stead cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Vivacious hissy fit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: ultramarine laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Charismatic crimson voyeur friendly grandma

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: wild hospital

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: passionate stead cuckold

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: wild hospital

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: passionate stead cuckold

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: wild hospital

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: 180 maize chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Charismatic crimson voyeur friendly grandma

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: wild hospital

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Vivacious hissy fit

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: wild hospital

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Vivacious hissy fit

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Charismatic crimson voyeur friendly grandma

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Vivacious hissy fit

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: wild hospital

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: sooty indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Glassy low-t principal's office

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: curious tanning salon

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Abusive Bull Headed Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Wine ceo nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Coiffed Learning Disabled Institution

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Gold bateful skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Dark tank school

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: umber cruel-hearted ticket booth

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Grizzly galvanic corner internal respiration

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: adventurous magenta temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Abusive Bull Headed Roommate

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: wild hospital

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Glassy low-t principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Glassy low-t principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Histrionic Center

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: wild hospital

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Histrionic Center

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: wild hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: wild hospital

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Histrionic Center

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: wild hospital

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Histrionic Center

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: wild hospital

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Histrionic Center

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: passionate stead cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Cyan dashing office kitty

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: cordovan cracking idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: chestnut gaping

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Histrionic Center

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: chestnut gaping

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Histrionic Center

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: chestnut gaping

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Histrionic Center

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: chestnut gaping

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Histrionic Center

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Khaki Den Coldplay Fan

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Histrionic Center

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Khaki Den Coldplay Fan

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Internet-worthy provocative headpube foreskin

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Histrionic Center

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: chestnut gaping

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Histrionic Center

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Rambunctious quadroon organic girlfriend

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Histrionic Center

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: chestnut gaping

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Histrionic Center

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Internet-worthy provocative headpube foreskin

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Cocky blood rage

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: curious tanning salon

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: brilliant digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: French goyim therapy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Submissive indigo wrinkle

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Gold bateful skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Opaque striped hyena

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author:  Pervert Philosopher-king

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Submissive indigo wrinkle

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: wild hospital

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author:  Pervert Philosopher-king

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: sooty indian lodge

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Cyan dashing office kitty

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: passionate stead cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Stirring pearly sandwich casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: supple pale selfie masturbator

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: cordovan cracking idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Fighting Bossy Messiness Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: passionate stead cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: twisted home

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Territorial Talented School Cafeteria Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: passionate stead cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Idiotic station

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Submissive indigo wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Vivacious hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: flushed disturbing brethren piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Charismatic crimson voyeur friendly grandma

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Territorial Talented School Cafeteria Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: passionate stead cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Silver Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Vivacious hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Gold bateful skinny woman

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Internet-worthy provocative headpube foreskin

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author:  Pervert Philosopher-king

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Fighting Bossy Messiness Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: up-to-no-good poppy really tough guy orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Gold bateful skinny woman

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: sinister crystalline pit death wish

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Laughsome Candlestick Maker Telephone

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Idiotic station

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: bright faggotry

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Wine ceo nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Vivacious hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Snowy theatre electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Fighting Bossy Messiness Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  salmon theater becky

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  gay patrolman

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Stimulating Parlour Sweet Tailpipe

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: massive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: supple pale selfie masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Sepia well-lubricated trump supporter round eye

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Stimulating Parlour Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Drunken

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: lake keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Vivacious hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Abusive Bull Headed Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Gold bateful skinny woman

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Claret At-the-ready Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  hominid

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  hominid

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: up-to-no-good poppy really tough guy orchestra pit

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: black associate

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Stirring pearly sandwich casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Abusive Bull Headed Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: turquoise famous landscape painting

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Soggy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Abusive Bull Headed Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Gold bateful skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: bright faggotry

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Gold bateful skinny woman

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: pea-brained

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Khaki Den Coldplay Fan

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Chartreuse domesticated community account

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Chartreuse domesticated community account

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Charismatic crimson voyeur friendly grandma

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Chartreuse domesticated community account

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Abusive Bull Headed Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Claret At-the-ready Crackhouse

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Chartreuse domesticated community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Chartreuse domesticated community account

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  swollen dragon

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Gold bateful skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: flickering floppy ape boistinker

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Chartreuse domesticated community account

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Wine ceo nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Chartreuse domesticated community account

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Chartreuse domesticated community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  cheese-eating dingle berry

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  insane

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  cheese-eating dingle berry

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  cheese-eating dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: insecure



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Vivacious hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Charismatic crimson voyeur friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Charismatic crimson voyeur friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Scarlet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Vivacious hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Gold bateful skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Burgundy Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: vengeful hairless trailer park rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Charismatic crimson voyeur friendly grandma

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Vivacious hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Territorial Talented School Cafeteria Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Impressive mad-dog skullcap

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  Bat-shit-crazy Yarmulke

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz reading party



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Abusive Bull Headed Roommate



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Territorial Talented School Cafeteria Double Fault



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: apoplectic useless brakes stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Hateful gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: fuchsia

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2̃#49548061)