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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Hyperventilating Violet Pocket Flask Affirmative Action
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
Learning disabled hissy fit dysfunction
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Hyperventilating Violet Pocket Flask Affirmative Action
  04/14/22
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Razzle lay depressive
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Lime haunting gay wizard
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Hyperventilating Violet Pocket Flask Affirmative Action
  04/14/22
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Lime haunting gay wizard
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Floppy institution
  04/14/22
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Heady Church Building Giraffe
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
autistic canary space feces
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
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Hyperventilating Violet Pocket Flask Affirmative Action
  04/28/22
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Heady Church Building Giraffe
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Spectacular trailer park
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Sooty alcoholic famous landscape painting
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Hyperventilating Violet Pocket Flask Affirmative Action
  04/27/24
?
Sooty alcoholic famous landscape painting
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Hyperventilating Violet Pocket Flask Affirmative Action
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Sooty alcoholic famous landscape painting
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Hyperventilating Violet Pocket Flask Affirmative Action
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Sooty alcoholic famous landscape painting
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
painfully honest black woman gas station
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Sooty alcoholic famous landscape painting
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
painfully honest black woman gas station
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Abnormal International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
fragrant cordovan point travel guidebook
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
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  04/24/26
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charismatic coral set lettuce
  04/27/24
180
cyan stimulating elastic band piazza
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
autistic canary space feces
  04/27/24
Honk honk
cyan stimulating elastic band piazza
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
painfully honest black woman gas station
  04/27/24
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charismatic coral set lettuce
  10/08/24
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Internet-worthy irate site selfie
  10/08/24
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beta weed whacker business firm
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Burgundy theater
  06/06/24
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Insanely creepy rigor
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
lascivious up-to-no-good boistinker
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
at-the-ready razzmatazz state
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
lascivious up-to-no-good boistinker
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
at-the-ready razzmatazz state
  06/06/24
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insane talented keepsake machete
  04/24/26
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Internet-worthy irate site selfie
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Hyperventilating Violet Pocket Flask Affirmative Action
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Hyperventilating Violet Pocket Flask Affirmative Action
  09/14/25
...
lavender fiercely-loyal nursing home antidepressant drug
  03/31/26
flame?
amethyst corner indirect expression
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
Hyperventilating Violet Pocket Flask Affirmative Action
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Aphrodisiac slippery school cafeteria
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
motley crotch bbw
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Aphrodisiac slippery school cafeteria
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
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  04/24/26
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little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
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potluck
  07/23/26
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insane talented keepsake machete
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27
  07/23/26
RIP
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  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Violet Pocket Flask Affirmative Action

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Learning disabled hissy fit dysfunction

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Violet Pocket Flask Affirmative Action

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Razzle lay depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Lime haunting gay wizard

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Violet Pocket Flask Affirmative Action

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Lime haunting gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Floppy institution

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Heady Church Building Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: autistic canary space feces

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Violet Pocket Flask Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Violet Pocket Flask Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Heady Church Building Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Spectacular trailer park

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Sooty alcoholic famous landscape painting

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Violet Pocket Flask Affirmative Action

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Sooty alcoholic famous landscape painting

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Violet Pocket Flask Affirmative Action

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Sooty alcoholic famous landscape painting

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Violet Pocket Flask Affirmative Action

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Sooty alcoholic famous landscape painting

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: painfully honest black woman gas station

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Sooty alcoholic famous landscape painting

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: painfully honest black woman gas station

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Abnormal International Law Enforcement Agency

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: fragrant cordovan point travel guidebook

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: narrow-minded sienna athletic conference theatre

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: charismatic coral set lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: cyan stimulating elastic band piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: autistic canary space feces

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: cyan stimulating elastic band piazza

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: painfully honest black woman gas station

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: massive striped hyena pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: charismatic coral set lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: Internet-worthy irate site selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: beta weed whacker business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Burgundy theater

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Insanely creepy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: lascivious up-to-no-good boistinker

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: at-the-ready razzmatazz state

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: lascivious up-to-no-good boistinker

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: at-the-ready razzmatazz state

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: insane talented keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: Internet-worthy irate site selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Violet Pocket Flask Affirmative Action

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Violet Pocket Flask Affirmative Action

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: lavender fiercely-loyal nursing home antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: amethyst corner indirect expression

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Violet Pocket Flask Affirmative Action

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac slippery school cafeteria

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: motley crotch bbw

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac slippery school cafeteria

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: stubborn psychic

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: insane talented keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50021007)