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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
exhilarant masturbator
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
violent rebellious ticket booth filthpig
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
exhilarant masturbator
  04/14/22
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Irate spot
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Aphrodisiac walnut garrison
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
exhilarant masturbator
  04/14/22
...
Aphrodisiac walnut garrison
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Shaky Irradiated Forum
  04/14/22
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Slate Marketing Idea
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
electric twinkling lettuce puppy
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
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exhilarant masturbator
  04/28/22
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  07/04/23
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Slate Marketing Idea
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Excitant hunting ground background story
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
talented headpube toaster
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
exhilarant masturbator
  04/27/24
?
talented headpube toaster
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
exhilarant masturbator
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
talented headpube toaster
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
exhilarant masturbator
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
talented headpube toaster
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
Splenetic Hilarious Therapy Base
  04/27/24
Georgia?
talented headpube toaster
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
Splenetic Hilarious Therapy Base
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
180 Piazza
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Spruce histrionic location
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
Supple Senate Factory Reset Button
  04/24/26
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coiffed blood rage gunner
  04/27/24
180
Maroon rough-skinned codepig
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
electric twinkling lettuce puppy
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Maroon rough-skinned codepig
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
Splenetic Hilarious Therapy Base
  04/27/24
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translucent disturbing hospital
  04/27/24
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coiffed blood rage gunner
  10/08/24
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brindle sex offender
  10/08/24
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Cocky casino
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
gay shivering gas station mother
  06/06/24
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concupiscible kitchen gaping
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
Ungodly filthy nowag
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
comical bipolar office scourge upon the earth
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
Ungodly filthy nowag
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
comical bipolar office scourge upon the earth
  06/06/24
...
Khaki macaca dilemma
  04/24/26
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brindle sex offender
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
exhilarant masturbator
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
exhilarant masturbator
  09/14/25
...
Magenta locale
  03/31/26
flame?
Appetizing chocolate station
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
exhilarant masturbator
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Contagious cuckold
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
gaped parlour
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Contagious cuckold
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
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  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
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potluck
  07/23/26
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Khaki macaca dilemma
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27
  07/23/26
RIP
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  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: exhilarant masturbator

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: violent rebellious ticket booth filthpig

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: exhilarant masturbator

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Irate spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac walnut garrison

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: exhilarant masturbator

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac walnut garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Shaky Irradiated Forum

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Slate Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: electric twinkling lettuce puppy

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: exhilarant masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: exhilarant masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Slate Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Excitant hunting ground background story

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: talented headpube toaster

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: exhilarant masturbator

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: talented headpube toaster

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: exhilarant masturbator

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: talented headpube toaster

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: exhilarant masturbator

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: talented headpube toaster

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Splenetic Hilarious Therapy Base

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: talented headpube toaster

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Splenetic Hilarious Therapy Base

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: 180 Piazza

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Spruce histrionic location

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Supple Senate Factory Reset Button

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: coiffed blood rage gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Maroon rough-skinned codepig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: electric twinkling lettuce puppy

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Maroon rough-skinned codepig

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: Splenetic Hilarious Therapy Base

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: translucent disturbing hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: coiffed blood rage gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: brindle sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Cocky casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: gay shivering gas station mother

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: concupiscible kitchen gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: Ungodly filthy nowag

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: comical bipolar office scourge upon the earth

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Ungodly filthy nowag

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: comical bipolar office scourge upon the earth

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Khaki macaca dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: brindle sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: exhilarant masturbator

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: exhilarant masturbator

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Magenta locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Appetizing chocolate station

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: exhilarant masturbator

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Contagious cuckold

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: gaped parlour

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Contagious cuckold

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Bespoke yellow pocket flask

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Khaki macaca dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50021007)