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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
henna keepsake machete windowlicker
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
mewling orange plaza
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
razzmatazz green resort crotch
  04/18/25
Cr.
histrionic private investor milk
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Cruel-hearted rose stag film
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
floppy hyperactive library factory reset button
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
henna keepsake machete windowlicker
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Galvanic Corn Cake Garrison
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
saffron heady station
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
henna keepsake machete windowlicker
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
charcoal knife
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
henna keepsake machete windowlicker
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
charcoal knife
  04/18/25
...
Honey-headed Hairraiser Property
  04/18/25
...
Brindle Roast Beef
  08/17/26
...
Filthy principal's office double fault
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
mentally impaired zombie-like gay wizard
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
house-broken gay cruise ship sneaky criminal
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
henna keepsake machete windowlicker
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
house-broken gay cruise ship sneaky criminal
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Honey-headed Hairraiser Property
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
henna keepsake machete windowlicker
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
house-broken gay cruise ship sneaky criminal
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
henna keepsake machete windowlicker
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
house-broken gay cruise ship sneaky criminal
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Hateful box office new version
  04/18/25
jfc goys
house-broken gay cruise ship sneaky criminal
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Honey-headed Hairraiser Property
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
henna keepsake machete windowlicker
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
lilac motley parlor
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Honey-headed Hairraiser Property
  04/18/25
Ty friend
lilac motley parlor
  04/18/25
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Curious transparent affirmative action native
  08/17/26
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Curious transparent affirmative action native
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Slippery deep circlehead
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
henna keepsake machete windowlicker
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Slippery deep circlehead
  04/18/25
...
unhinged cerebral wagecucks goyim
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
house-broken gay cruise ship sneaky criminal
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
henna keepsake machete windowlicker
  04/18/25
...
Filthy principal's office double fault
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Navy bearded idiot
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
lilac motley parlor
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
henna keepsake machete windowlicker
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
henna keepsake machete windowlicker
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
henna keepsake machete windowlicker
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
razzmatazz green resort crotch
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
henna keepsake machete windowlicker
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
henna keepsake machete windowlicker
  08/17/26
...
Curious transparent affirmative action native
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
charcoal knife
  08/17/26
ur dumb
henna keepsake machete windowlicker
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
charcoal knife
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
henna keepsake machete windowlicker
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
charcoal knife
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
henna keepsake machete windowlicker
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Lemon field
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
henna keepsake machete windowlicker
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Lemon field
  08/17/26
...
180 Salmon Toaster Church Building
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Slippery deep circlehead
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
henna keepsake machete windowlicker
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Slippery deep circlehead
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Cruel-hearted rose stag film
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
henna keepsake machete windowlicker
  08/17/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: henna keepsake machete windowlicker

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: mewling orange plaza

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: razzmatazz green resort crotch

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: histrionic private investor milk

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted rose stag film

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: floppy hyperactive library factory reset button

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: henna keepsake machete windowlicker

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Galvanic Corn Cake Garrison

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: saffron heady station

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: henna keepsake machete windowlicker

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: charcoal knife

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: henna keepsake machete windowlicker

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: charcoal knife

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Honey-headed Hairraiser Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Brindle Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Filthy principal's office double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: mentally impaired zombie-like gay wizard

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: house-broken gay cruise ship sneaky criminal

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: henna keepsake machete windowlicker

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: house-broken gay cruise ship sneaky criminal

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Honey-headed Hairraiser Property

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: henna keepsake machete windowlicker

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: house-broken gay cruise ship sneaky criminal

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: henna keepsake machete windowlicker

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: house-broken gay cruise ship sneaky criminal

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Hateful box office new version

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: house-broken gay cruise ship sneaky criminal

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Honey-headed Hairraiser Property

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: henna keepsake machete windowlicker

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: lilac motley parlor

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Honey-headed Hairraiser Property

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: lilac motley parlor

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Curious transparent affirmative action native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Curious transparent affirmative action native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Slippery deep circlehead

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: henna keepsake machete windowlicker

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Slippery deep circlehead

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: unhinged cerebral wagecucks goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: house-broken gay cruise ship sneaky criminal

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: henna keepsake machete windowlicker

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Filthy principal's office double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Navy bearded idiot

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: lilac motley parlor

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: henna keepsake machete windowlicker

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: henna keepsake machete windowlicker

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: henna keepsake machete windowlicker

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz green resort crotch

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: henna keepsake machete windowlicker

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: henna keepsake machete windowlicker

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Curious transparent affirmative action native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: charcoal knife

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: henna keepsake machete windowlicker

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: charcoal knife

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: henna keepsake machete windowlicker

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: charcoal knife

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: henna keepsake machete windowlicker

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Lemon field

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: henna keepsake machete windowlicker

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Lemon field

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: 180 Salmon Toaster Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Slippery deep circlehead

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: henna keepsake machete windowlicker

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Slippery deep circlehead

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted rose stag film

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: henna keepsake machete windowlicker

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073656)