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day in the life of a stay-at-home mom

5:30 am: wake up, change baby, take off top, nurse baby, put...
pearl spectacular internal respiration
  04/14/12
u forgot the BBC
180 nursing home
  04/14/12
where's the BBC?
galvanic sickened lodge
  04/15/12
8:30 pm
Violent trailer park old irish cottage
  04/23/12
LOL. Way underrated
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wonderful glassy hospital juggernaut
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citrine razzmatazz step-uncle's house
  07/01/15
where's dat BMC? it do a wifey good
histrionic scarlet set
  04/23/12
sounds good except the swallow part. y isnt it on my face
Aphrodisiac business firm
  04/14/12
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pearl spectacular internal respiration
  04/14/12
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pearl spectacular internal respiration
  04/15/12
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pearl spectacular internal respiration
  04/23/12
6:00 wake up, make breakfast 7:00 send kids off to schoo...
aromatic hall
  04/23/12
that's only after all your kids are school age. If you have ...
dull abusive parlour main people
  12/19/12
tyft
cerise bateful locale
  04/23/12
18000000000
Talking slate gunner
  04/23/12
notice what's not on here? ANY shitting whatsoever.
Diverse lime potus lay
  04/23/12
tcns
pearly mind-boggling stage karate
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pearl spectacular internal respiration
  04/28/12
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pearl spectacular internal respiration
  06/21/12
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  06/21/12
I like the addition of bakes loaves of bread.
Orchid shitlib corn cake
  06/21/12
180 spin-off of the classic 'day in the life of a radiologis...
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judgmental frum theater ratface
  08/18/12
forgot cleaning and doing laundry, but other than that it se...
Peach Comical Plaza
  06/21/12
"1:30 pm: naps for both kids, scrub down kitchen, dust ...
pearl spectacular internal respiration
  06/21/12
180
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fear-inspiring hyperventilating elastic band senate
  08/18/12
tl; didn't include bbc
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fear-inspiring hyperventilating elastic band senate
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fear-inspiring hyperventilating elastic band senate
  12/19/12
where is the part where you gas self
Fragrant Party Of The First Part Church Building
  12/19/12
"7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dish...
dull abusive parlour main people
  12/19/12
Attention to kids is a big turn on for the wife.
pink market
  07/17/13
LOL at "wake toddler"
razzle-dazzle theater stage
  12/19/12
"Little Timmy's right-on-schedule 1:30 nap is running v...
dull abusive parlour main people
  12/19/12
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fear-inspiring hyperventilating elastic band senate
  07/17/13
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out-of-control university volcanic crater
  07/17/13
This sounds A LOT like my wife's life.
pink market
  07/17/13
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pink market
  07/18/13
Not...seeing. . .any BBC.
balding casino
  07/18/13
joke has been made
obsidian background story theatre
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fear-inspiring hyperventilating elastic band senate
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charcoal bipolar milk
  04/01/15
Sounds 1800000
chrome zippy dilemma
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charcoal bipolar milk
  07/01/15
LOL at waking a sleeping kid
dun mediation
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charcoal bipolar milk
  02/11/19
need Muscadine Wine to comment on this
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charcoal bipolar milk
  04/09/19
Whose prostate is massaged?
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razzle stage
  04/09/19
hilariously mentally ill thread
titillating metal orchestra pit
  04/09/19
That’s nice, doobs.
boyish awkward sanctuary
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charcoal bipolar milk
  08/24/21
lol at the current events pigs in this thread. why does a wi...
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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: pearl spectacular internal respiration

5:30 am: wake up, change baby, take off top, nurse baby, put back to bed

6:00 am: while topless, give husband bj to completion, massaging prostate, swallow, brush teeth

6:20 am: grill steak and eggs, squeeze orange juice for husband

6:35 am: pack husband's lunch, give kiss, send out door

6:40 am: pilates

7:15 am: wake toddler, boil water for steel cut oats for family

7:45 am: get baby, change diaper, nurse while toddler finishes oatmeal

8:15 am: dress kids, get in SUV, go to gym, practice kegels on the way

8:30 am: drop kids off at child care at gym, hit stairs or spinner depending on day of the week

9:30 am: tall skinny latte, flirt with gay barista, practice kegels in line

9:45 am: baby naps, toddler coloring, take a shower, do hair

11 am: walk to park with kids in double stroller, meet up with other SAHMs, let kids play, talk with women

12:30 pm: lunch of sesame tahini sandwiches on whole grain bread, spinach salad, farmer's cheese, and fresh cut fruit salad

1:30 pm: naps for both kids, scrub down kitchen, dust house, vacuum, practice kegels at each task

3:30 pm: wake up kids, throw into car, drive to grocery store, pick up dinner ingredients

4:30 pm: start on chicken and risotto dishes for dinner, bake loaves of bread

6 pm: greet husband with open-mouthed kiss, flour-stained apron pressed against suit, pulling dishes from table

7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dishes, getting turned on to his attention to children

8 pm: story time, kids in bed

8:30 pm: creampie doggystyle

9 pm: fold laundry, run dishwasher, read Vanity Fair

10 pm: alseep

repeat

repeat

repeat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#20461172)



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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: 180 nursing home

u forgot the BBC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#20461179)



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Date: April 15th, 2012 10:47 AM
Author: galvanic sickened lodge

where's the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#20467408)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Violent trailer park old irish cottage

8:30 pm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#20527752)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: buff corner faggot firefighter

LOL. Way underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#20928193)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 11:47 AM
Author: Plum tanning salon stain



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: wonderful glassy hospital juggernaut



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: citrine razzmatazz step-uncle's house



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: histrionic scarlet set

where's dat BMC?

it do a wifey good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#20527743)



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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac business firm

sounds good except the swallow part. y isnt it on my face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#20461183)



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Date: April 14th, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: pearl spectacular internal respiration



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Date: April 15th, 2012 10:35 AM
Author: pearl spectacular internal respiration



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 10:53 AM
Author: pearl spectacular internal respiration



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 10:55 AM
Author: aromatic hall

6:00 wake up, make breakfast

7:00 send kids off to school and hubby off to work

7:15 go back to sleep/watch tv/read/go to the gym/go to a movie etc

4:30 make kids a snack

5:30 make dinner

6:00 watch tv with family

10:00 bed

OHWHATAHARDLIFE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#20527610)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:29 PM
Author: dull abusive parlour main people

that's only after all your kids are school age. If you have three kids spaced two years apart, that doesn't come for like 10 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#22281145)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:23 AM
Author: cerise bateful locale

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#20527723)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Talking slate gunner

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#20527766)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: Diverse lime potus lay

notice what's not on here? ANY shitting whatsoever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#20527840)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:53 AM
Author: pearly mind-boggling stage karate

tcns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#21366718)



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Date: April 28th, 2012 8:35 PM
Author: pearl spectacular internal respiration



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: pearl spectacular internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#20928164)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:22 PM
Author: hairraiser station selfie

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#20928174)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Orchid shitlib corn cake

I like the addition of bakes loaves of bread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#20928187)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: Glittery purple pistol

180 spin-off of the classic 'day in the life of a radiologist' thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#20928201)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:46 AM
Author: judgmental frum theater ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#21366686)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: Peach Comical Plaza

forgot cleaning and doing laundry, but other than that it seems pretty accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#20928203)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:29 PM
Author: pearl spectacular internal respiration

"1:30 pm: naps for both kids, scrub down kitchen, dust house, vacuum, practice kegels at each task"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#20928218)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: talented antidepressant drug center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#20928256)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Glittery purple pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#20956531)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: pearl spectacular internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#20961275)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: fear-inspiring hyperventilating elastic band senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#21366672)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: Vivacious cumskin jap

tl; didn't include bbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#21366677)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: fear-inspiring hyperventilating elastic band senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#21890694)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:09 PM
Author: fear-inspiring hyperventilating elastic band senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#22281059)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Fragrant Party Of The First Part Church Building

where is the part where you gas self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#22281075)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:31 PM
Author: dull abusive parlour main people

"7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dishes, getting turned on to his attention to children "

giveaway line that OP has never been with a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#22281157)



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:15 PM
Author: pink market

Attention to kids is a big turn on for the wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#23667011)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle theater stage

LOL at "wake toddler"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#22281196)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: dull abusive parlour main people

"Little Timmy's right-on-schedule 1:30 nap is running very long today!"

(sentence that has never been uttered IRL)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#22281211)



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Date: July 17th, 2013 4:16 PM
Author: fear-inspiring hyperventilating elastic band senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#23666743)



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:11 PM
Author: out-of-control university volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#23666988)



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: pink market

This sounds A LOT like my wife's life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#23666996)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: pink market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#23672035)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 1:14 PM
Author: balding casino

Not...seeing. . .any BBC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#23672467)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 1:19 PM
Author: obsidian background story theatre

joke has been made

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#23672503)



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Date: April 27th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: fear-inspiring hyperventilating elastic band senate



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Date: April 1st, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: charcoal bipolar milk



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: chrome zippy dilemma

Sounds 1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#27594725)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: charcoal bipolar milk



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: dun mediation

LOL at waking a sleeping kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#28241934)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 7:41 PM
Author: charcoal bipolar milk



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Date: February 11th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: aquamarine cerebral therapy

need Muscadine Wine to comment on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#37765817)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:51 PM
Author: charcoal bipolar milk



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:52 PM
Author: puce arousing public bath

Whose prostate is massaged?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#38064010)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 PM
Author: razzle stage



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 PM
Author: titillating metal orchestra pit

hilariously mentally ill thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#38064034)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 6:06 PM
Author: boyish awkward sanctuary

That’s nice, doobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#38064058)



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Date: August 24th, 2021 3:23 PM
Author: charcoal bipolar milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#43002123)



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Date: August 24th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: overrated drunken menage

lol at the current events pigs in this thread. why does a wife with this happy life need any news consumption, much less from the uk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#43002155)



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Date: February 14th, 2023 12:03 PM
Author: charcoal bipolar milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2̃#45932341)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: lfo



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